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this is the most butch a disney villain is allowed to be before the hoes start getting scared
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#i love the relink portraits i love them i love them#the one time sandalphon tries to play on belial's level and it backfires#shitpost#granblue fantasy#gbf#relink#gbfr#belial#lucilius#lucifaa#seofon#siete#sieten't#another seofon#djeeta#sandalphon#percival#cagliostro#i've been reading a lot of fanfics featuring seofon so I'm afraid I've caught the bug#versus#rising#gbvsr
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#skyrim#tes#ancano#skyrim thalmor#shitpost#i love how I can be actively lighting this mf on fire and he’ll just stand there & stare at me like ‘‘man come on’’#and the fact that nobody else in the college gives a shit just makes it even funnier#‘‘yeah I saw ancano get shouted off the edge of the college again this morning’’ ‘‘haha classic dragonborn’’#I know uesp says him not aggroing is a bug but. nah. this is a FEATURE
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I do 💞💖💖💖
Just beat the Ender Dragon on Bedrock Edition (for the achievement, I normally play Java), and now my overworld's skybox is utterly cursed.
Legitimately a cool glitch. I kinda wish it was a feature.
You have killed the most powerful naturally occuring entity in this universe. The sky is perpetually darkened.
Something is terribly wrong.
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I see a lot of people posting a "GENDER TRANSED" Dark Souls image edit, and it's great! But something's always bugged me about the one I see most frequently:
It doesn't feature the Dark Souls II gender change sarcophagus!
So here y'all go! I made this a few months back and posted it on my old Facebook as a coming-out shitpost. I hope it serves y'all well.
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#transgender#dark souls 2#dark souls#gender change sarcophagus#trans#lgbtq#i really think about this fucking thing way too much y'know?#i feel like i should replay dark souls 2 and do a little gender transition for my character#just girl stuff yaknow??
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Howdy, you can call me Bug!
This blog is 90% writing related, with the other 10% about other things I find groovy. Expect to see sporadic lore drops or the occasional shitpost! I write as a hobby, so expect to see fluctuation in my productivity from time to time.
I currently write sci-fi, urban fantasy, fiction, and supernatural. But I would love to broaden my horizon once I get my major 3 WIPs underway!
I am open to interaction: tag games, writing games/events, asks…etc. I love gushing about my characters! But I can be a bit over ambitious when it comes to my writing/projects, so I might go all out with my tags/asks from time to time!
About me
I have a degree in English. But that doesn't hinder my eclectic thirst for knowledge!
I have an interest in psychology, philosophy, English... I love learning & researching for my writing!
Am *whispers* in the arts? I do draw/design, but if I post anything art-related, it's rare!
Do I plan to ever publish my work? Perhaps within the next 4-5 years, it all depends on productivity and that grind. You know how it is.
Is what I write considered comedy? I'm not sure! But I tend to write all of my characters/stories with comedic inflections. They are the puppets of my shows and I like to have a bit of fun :'D
My WIPS
(If you are interested in being added or subtracted from a taglist, dm me. Taglists will be posted on detailed WIP pages)
Crater City
Genre: sci-fi, post-apocalyptic, [black] comedy
Status: main project, expect to see most posts about it (sorry, I don't make the rules. Blair does.)
Overview: Crater City is a sanctuary for those who survived the nuclear winter, but it's not as chummy as advertised. This is a story of vengeance, tragedy, journey of self-discovery, graphic material, existentialism, and lots of robots. Just so much metal and chrome that you can almost taste it.
Detailed summary: here
Detailed character bios: Blair, Elijah, Darcy, Frasier, Melony....[more to come]
Indie's Bar and Thrills
Genre: urban fantasy, comedy, drama
Status: on the back burner
Overview: Indie’s Bar and Thrills is a bustling bar in a hidden city that serves as a sanctuary for monsters. The bar is also where the story of many characters converges. Lots of mysterious happenings, quirky characters/fashion, lore, and worldbuilding.
The Mice Come Out at Night
Genre: supernatural, coming of age, contemporary fiction
Status: currently out of commission! But I will keep this up here for relevance + personal motivation
Overview: Takes place in Louisiana. Features a trans masc main character and his strained relationships due to his temper + desire to live a "normal" life. Except that's not what's gonna happen when he rents out a haunted house, oohohoho! 👻
#writing#writeblr#creative writing#fiction writing#my wip#wip intro#writeblr intro#writeblr community#hi again#introductory post#updated post#wip introduction#official writeblr intro
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Hello‚ KuraMonody's author here. First of all thanks for mentioning Hasani in that hyena character post, it made me really happy :3
I wanted to jump in this lion "discourse" because I'm salty haha. I only have watched a few clips of My Pride but never fully watched because I picked up some red flags even before the drama came out so I'm surprised it was promoted as "realistic" lion media. I Hope So handles the same concept way better I think.
I'm getting off track here‚ what I wanted to say is‚ when it comes to lion media I think people tend to be obsessed with the idea that it should be 100% realistic even if what they believe is actually fake. If people belive MP is accurate then they will stick to MP. There's a pattern to this‚ with TLK for example‚ there's this wild belief that Scar/ Mufasa's is 100% Nala father or that Scar should be the atractive one of the brothers even tho those movies are about singing lions and you can tell it's purely fictional‚ but for some reason people are convinced some stuff should be super accurate to real life.
Then there's the fake widely known facts. I got a bunch of comments about how male lions don't hunt even tho they DO and they were nomads so it's logical that they would hunt. People tend to have those facts as completely true‚ just like saying hyenas are pure scavengers or something. Also they once forget things can be different in xenofiction.
I think another problem that contributes to the Tau slander is that the lion is a symbol of strenght. The King of the Jungle‚ all that thing. Is such an ideolized animal that people just get pissy when someone like Tau gets introduced. It also doesn't help that sensitive‚ anxious and shy male characters are seen as weak and not desirable which is totally stupid. I have watched a lot of comments insulting male characters like that‚ also complaining about why a strong girl would like that kind of male character even tho having a good heart should be enough. So between Tau being a lion and a shy male character‚ he gets double hate.
This is all kinda sad honestly.
Thanks for reading all of this if you did‚ I only have a fandom account so that's why Im going anon. I had to spit out my frustration.
Yo! I had to mention Hasani, he is such a cute character. I love him!
As for the whole realism stuff, I think people consider My Pride as "realistic" is mostly because of how brutal it can be if you ignore the advertising. Whenever fans defend the "realism", they mostly mention the infanticide and act like people can't question it's inclusion or think it doesn't make sense considering the circumstances and kind of ignore everything else. I seen this a lot with DetectiveCalico's review of the show as well as one of the shitposts of Proud killing the cubs while the lionesses shrug. Personally, I am not bothered by the fact that infantcide was included in the story in general ( and also I would be a massive fucking hypocrite if I did), but mostly on HOW it's presented in the story that bugs me more than anything.
I honestly don't care if things aren't 100% realistic ( I'm not 17 anymore) because let's face it, you HAVE to take liberties in order to tell a story. I try to get as much accurate behavior and information as I can in my comic because hyenas are some amazing creatures, but it's not gonna be 100% realistic because let's face it, a lot of shit that happens in Tofauti Sawa wouldn't happen in real life and I have kind of broken out of certain things over the years because I am not nearly as jaded as I used to be. Tofauti Sawa is actually the only story I want to do that operates like this. But I feel like if you are gonna have a completely fantasy story like My Pride that features things like actual goddesses, curses, and lion gods controlling the weather-the creator really should act like this is some grounded realistic story because it isn't but you have now bought attention to how the lions and their behavior is gonna be portrayed and people will most likely point it out when it's incorrect. I think this is pretty much why I tend to rag on The Lion Guard whenever it tries to be educational but would then get it's information incorrect. "Common Knowledge really." is so funny when Ono says something wrong. lol
(I had another whole ass example right here but decided to remove it because this post is getting too long.)
Though I must point out no matter what, people will often question things in universe or point out things related to the real life animal to how they are shown in fiction- it's pretty unavoidable but I don't think a majority of people are being malicious about it and treat it more like trivia than anything at least I hope. Like how Clownfish work in comparison to Finding Nemo for example. Some people will mention that while also being aware that there is no fucking way they are gonna put parent-child incest in this movie for the sake of "realism".
And honestly, I never really thought of Tau's species being a contributing factor to the whole thing other than the whole "role" aspect of it all. So that is another interesting way to look at it.
But yeah, thank you so much for your insight and input on the matter and keep up good work with the comic!
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yeah totally because i'm such good friends with her haha. we've played mario kart together i would be so sad if she died horribly in a massive explosion because i left her for dead. and shot her in the face when she tried to escape
hey N i'm adding like 50 mods so if all your dogs vanish or the pod computer explodes that's probably why. not my fault by the way because these shaders are essential and so are the ICBMs
#minecraft drones#shitpost#uzi and V getting along well#N the computer only hits 300 degrees when there's more than 20 entities on screen. as long as we don't look at the farm it's fine#well okay rendering too many leaves might set it on fire too but apparently that's normal on earth so that's a feature not a bug
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✨maow :3 I'm Cy, I’m 18, and go by he/they
🏳️🌈 I’m a genderqueer lesbian and a polytherian!
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🐛🕸 GOD I FUCKING LOVE BUGS AND SPIDERS SO MUCH. i study arachnology and entomology for fun but i mainly focus on arachnology. leggy friends are the best friends 💚
ermm ya thats about it ! ty for reading :3
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BAHSVDJSGSHSHA IT WONT LET ME TAG PPL
SOMEBODY PLEASE TAG THE BUG ARMY 4 ME AHSVWHHSGSVSBEGSGS
SHOT WAIT I CAN TAG LIKE FIVE PPL
@rozeliyawashereyall @kaiamtt @lightdragon789 @littlesiren79 @fangsshadow
#the bug army#bug#gator boys#adriana daysworn#listener oc#potential oc#tumblr polls#idontevenknow7878
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Wyneer’s “Character Refresh” is “Coming Soon”!
EDIT: Hi! If you are in the future and are reading this, this was an April Fools joke. The MSPaint skin however is real! If this shitpost is the first time you are seeing my mod character: I am so, so sorry.
You may be wondering how a mod character who isn’t even on the workshop yet can receive a character refresh – very good question! Well,
Anyway, let’s get onto the changes coming in this update:
Firstly, art. The majority of Wyneer’s sprites are a year or two old, and look pretty dated. To rectify this, Wyneer will be receiving a brand new skin that looks even worse so that the original will look better in comparison!
I’m overjoyed to announce that this skin is compatible with all of Wyneer’s masks, so you can be sure he will look his worst no matter what!
There are also some gameplay changes, but for brevity I’ll put those under the Read More!
Now to get on to the gameplay changes:
To craft his masks, Wyneer now relies on the glue provided from his character-specific Glue Meter. The spent glue equates to the complexity of the mask – the more decoration Wyneer must add to the mask, the more glue he needs.
Wyneer can either Consume bone-related items or kill mobs such as Beefalo to fill his meter. If combat isn’t your thing, don’t fret – the meter will slowly passively refill to prevent player frustration and encourage player confusion and general feelings of unease.
Each of Wyneer’s forms will also be receiving additional tweaks based on play-tester feedback and my vision for Wyneer as a character in the future, as well as bug fixes!
Base form Wyneer:
Fixed bug causing Wyneer to speak in English.
To make his mod-incarnation more canon-friendly, attacking an enemy as Wyneer now has a 1/13 chance to cause their appendix to explode.
Amended name pronunciation from “Win-EER” to “Weiner.”
Blank Mask:
By popular demand, this mask can now be worn. It does nothing.
The stress of wearing such a useless mask causes Wyneer’s sanity to slowly drain.
Fright n Flight Mask:
Fixed bug causing Fright’s damage multiplier to be erroneously set to 0.25x. It is now 250x as intended.
To balance Fright’s high speed, any movement has a 1% chance to cause Fright to trip. This chance increases to 1.25% if Fright suddenly changes direction.
Laborious Mask:
Equipping this mask causes Lay to begin riding a Beefalo that will disappear when the mask is removed. Getting down from the Beefalo will automatically unequip this mask.
This will address play-tester concerns of his work speed being too fast by making him unable to work at all.
Brave Face:
Equipping this mask turns Wyneer into Wigfrid permanently. This drains Wigfrid’s sanity.
About Face:
Fixed bug causing this mask to work correctly when in high-sanity form. His code now does nothing as intended.
Turning into low-sanity form automatically prompts other players with the option to votekick the offending Boutey from the server.
Azure Mask and Crimson Mask:
Play-testers responded negatively to Azure and Crimson automatically destroying held thermal stones, citing the feature as being annoying. To prevent player frustration, picking up or holding a thermal stone when these masks are equipped will destroy the stone, then remove the thermal stone crafting recipe from Wyneer’s menu permanently to prevent the player losing further stones.
Having a palpable void in his memory will drain Wyneer’s sanity.
Azure Mask:
Reintroduced bug where unequipping Azure and then being hit by an ice attack would cause Wyneer to be frozen until he starved to death, because it was funnier like that.
Crimson Mask:
Increased chance of setting attackers on fire from 33% to 100%.
Increased chance of setting attacked mobs on fire from 0% to 100%.
Haunting this mask will bring a dead Wyneer back to life, but will immediately set him on fire.
Please stop drawing him smoking fat blunts my church pastor doesn’t like it when you do that.
Jet Black Mask:
Removed Blake’s ability to put other mobs to sleep, as it wasn’t useful and nobody used it.
Instead, right clicking this mask while it is being worn will cause Blake to teleport to any random location on the map, including ocean tiles. This is to better reflect his crafting components.
Wearing this mask increases the volume of Wyneer’s voice by 50db.
Saffron Mask:
This mask no longer breaks at 0 durability, but instead switches off and loses its perks. Its durability now drains faster.
Instead of refuelling the mask with nightmare fuel, Saffron now regains durability when Wyneer eats nitre while wearing this mask. This is to make the mask more lore-friendly and better in-line with Winona’s generators. The resulting stomach ulcers cause Wyneer’s sanity to drain.
To answer some criticisms on Saffron’s name not matching the actual shade of yellow found on his feathers, this mask is being renamed to Jet Black Mask. I am satisfied that this change will cause less confusion.
Nightmare Face:
To make him more in-line with established canon, Night cannot open gates.
Night will always be able to attack Witt players regardless of PVP settings.
Wearing this mask causes Wyneer’s sanity to drain. It always did that, but I thought I’d remind you.
Radiant Face:
This mask’s placeholder assets have been removed and replaced with the “Lunar IOU.”
The Lunar IOU can be redeemed for one Radiant Face at your nearest Lunar Altar when that mask is implemented. Subject to availability, terms and conditions apply.
Finally, I’m excited to announce a brand new mask that is exclusive to this refresh: the Rock Face!
Rock Face is a combat-orientated mask made out of the new Dreadstone and Pure Horror items. Complimenting thematically with Nightmare Face and Radiant Face, this mask is a true terror on the battlefield!
While this mask raises Wyneer’s stats to astronomically high levels, it – much like the other dreadstone items – is a featureless hunk of rock with no decoration, so this mask has no eyes and cannot see.
Here’s a sneak peak of Wyneer wearing this new mask in-game:
I’m planning to release this update when I’m done playing Minecraft, so it should be releasing around April 24th 2074, give or take a week. However, the skin will be available when Wyneer himself is: approximately uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh from now!
That’s all! Hope you enjoy!
#tane t doodles#tane t art#misadventures in modding#shitposts#dont starve oc#dont starve mod#dst oc#my ocs#wyneer#april fools!#'tane it's 9pm'#I SAID APRIL FOOLS
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eraserhead baby turbo fanart for the anniversary
#its not a bug its a feature#wreck it ralph#wir#shitpost#my art#i GUESS.#turbo wreck it ralph#turbo#turbotastic#turbo wir#eraserhead baby
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GREETINGS, TUMBLR
in the event of being a silly little guy with too much to say and being tired of screaming at my walls about it, i have decided to begin posting.
a bit about me!!
I go by bug or bugcarnival online, though if u have a funnier name i implore you to use it
i use they/it pronouns here
i am a minor! act accordingly! and don’t ask my age/age range!
I am genderfluid! and pansexual!
tags i use: #bugblabbers, #lookatthisthing, #beetlebites, #beetleposting for shitposting
I will either post incessantly or infrequently. It takes time for me to respond to things.
THINGS I LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!
people!!
interact!! talk to me!!! SEND ME ASKS :D
MCYT!!
all of it. i’ve been around minecraft youtube since 2015, and love it with everything i have. x life. crazycraft. one life. mystreet. lifesteal. stampy. yhs. hermitcraft. little carly. popularmmos. laurenzside. life series.
TALK ABOUT IT ALL.
i was a dsmp enjoyer back in the day, am willing to reminisce but don’t be hella cringe about it :)
Youtube in general! Morning lobby, TFT saturdays, OTV, Speedrunners! I love hearing about it all.
INDIE CULTURE :DD
i call myself an indie kid! my aesthetics are mainly kidcore and nostalgiacore, and i love so much of indie culture.
games:
what remains of edith finch, firewatch, dialtown, jazzpunk, subliminal, subway midnight, andy’s apple farm, faith the unholy trinity, tattletail, undertale, little misfortune, fran bow, inside, bendy, etc!!
music:
los campesinos, shins, smiths, half•alive, jack stauber, postal service & death cab for cutie, penelope scott, the accidentals!
stuffed animals!
this is a good one- i love stuffed animals. I am a firm believer that anyone and everyone should have them, and that there is no problem with people having them! I will be active on plushblr and posting about it, and if you don’t like it then that’s a you-problem that you can deal with.
OTHER THINGS I LIKE!!
analog horror!
cosplay!
genloss!
Marvel!
twilight!
musicals! (urinetown hadestown starkid fun home yesyesyes) (my moots have metaphysically implanted more into my brain through hyperfixation osmosis but yeah)
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And lastly, Please do not interact with this blog if your posts feature k!nk, extreme gore, or if you are primarily a vent blog. General DNIs such as lgbtqia-phobic, racist, xenophobic, ableist, p3dos/MAPs, etc. apply here.
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anyways y’all are radical love ya bye!!
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I want to preface this by saying that this is meant to be kind of a shitpost. I just. The thought passed my mind. I laughed at it. Thought about it again, laughed some more and I just had to get it out of my system. So here we are
So when I read the myth of Toyotama Hime I did start to wonder if it could be used as fuel for the Crocodad Fire, the myth being about Toyotama coming from Ryuugyuu Castle to give birth on land etc. And in One Piece, we do have that very castle on Fishman Island. Which isn't surprising or anything, Oda getting inspo/names from various mythologies is nothing new by a long shot, and it's unlikely you could somehow tie Crocodile to Fishman Island through that myth. Like Toyotama coming "from the ocean" could just be turned into "Crocodile coming from the sea as a pirate", doesn't have to be deeper than that
But then I thought
...Do we actually know Crocodile isn't part-merman
Like. You see--
We know half-merfolk-half-humans do keep their fishtails like full-merfolk (see Charlotte Praline), and we know that while mermaids split their tails after 30, mermen never do. So between that and us having The Most Scandalous Feet Pics of Sir Crocodile (from the jailbreak cover story), well, we know he has basic ass human feet, so we know for certain he can't be half-merman
But also
Chimney is 1/4th mermaid. The only mermaid features she inherited from her grandmother were her hair color and her being a "good swimmer". Chimney is part-mermaid, and she has human feet
Like the only thing that could debunk this idea (based on what we know about Chimney) would be if Crocodile was a shit swimmer, but he's a Devil Fruit user so of course he can't fucking swim. So we have literally nothing to prove or debunk the idea.
So like
You've heard of "Crocodile is Whitebeard's bio-son" You've heard of "Crocodile is the missing Kuja Empress" You've even heard of "Crocodile is Xebec's son".
So how about
"Crocodile is 1/4th merman"
Why the fuck not
But the funny thing is
Not only would it weirdly explain why the fuck our beloved Sand Man Who Can't Fucking Swim is named after an animal known for swimming (like OP has weird fucking names, see; Smoker, Baby 5, Monkey D. Dragon, etc. What bugs me about Crocodile is the slightly contradictatory theming, but if he was named "Crocodile" by his merfolk parents, suddenly, it kind of works)
But also like. We know Crocodile fucking Hates the Government. And to be fair, there's plenty of reasons for anyone to hate the World Government, you don't need a personal grudge to hate them.
But if he had merfolk parents (who might be stuck living on the surface because they wouldn't have been able to get their child to Fishman Island without someone essentially delivering him there, 'cause he wouldn't have been able to just SWIM there), then there's a genuinely possibility said parent(s) could've ended up getting caught and turned into slaves. And boy would that give someone A Personal Fucking Grudge Against The Government
But also, due to the in-universe discrimination against merfolk, if Crocodile was part-merman it could mean he could've been harassed for it since a young age, or worse yet, could've become a target for slavers if anybody found out. And somehow, having to hide that part about his heritage would work really well into his trust issues
Not to mention, after escaping Impel Down, Croc and Jinbei have this brief convo (that turns racist) where Croc expresses his surprise over Jinbei being able to summon fish, having thought only merfolk could do that. Of course, Croc being a seasoned pirate and all you could totally expect him to like know about mermaid legends etc, but him having no knowledge about Fishmen is a bit odd. Especially because we know he's been to the New World, so you'd think he must've gone to Fishman Island at least once before? Although, his former Shichibukai Rights probably would've allowed him to cross over the Red Line through Marijois instead of having to pass through Fishman Island, but regardless, it's odd, is it not? But if Crocodile did have merfolk parents whom he got separated from at a young age?? Maybe he learned a thing or two about that side of his family, but never enough?? And then having to hide that side of his heritage could've left him just estranged????
Also IDK if it's worth anything but in the cover stories, we were introduced to our first mermaid Camie at the tail end of Alabasta, while the Miss Goldenweek coverstory ran during Water 7 where we meet Kokoro and Chimney. IDK it's a funny coincidence
I just
Could you fucking imagine
How fucking insane would that be, if Crocodile was part-merman
#Moon posting#Sir Crocodile#OP Meta#Long post#This has been sitting in my drafts for over two weeks I need to yeet this out these drafts need to be fucking cleared#The worst part is that because this has been sitting in my drafts for so long the joke became an unironic headcanon#Help#But just to reiterate this again: I AM NOT SERIOUSLY SUGGESTING THIS. NOT A SERIOUS THEORY AT ALL#It'd just be The Right Type of Insane that if it happened in canon I'd just be like ''okay sure let's fucking go''#Also not gonna lie I feel like this'd be more plausible in canon than Crocodile being a former slave himself#Sidenote: No I don't think this'd be The Secret Ivankov was willing to blackmail him with (he's still trans (to me))#This could just be another layer in the Onion of Trust Issues that Crocodile is#Right between the ''not doing gender right as a kid'' and ''getting humbled by WB'' and ''betrayed by his crew'' and the divorce#It makes sense in my mind. Thematically it would make sense#Unrelated I 100% want Crocodile to be his birthname. Don't want him to have a deadname at all.
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Hello gang.
I've been away for a bit working on this. It was M's birthday recently so I and a number of others came together to make a shitpost VN.
It features a bunch of Unundria characters, most recognisably Reshnha from Cerasus, as well as Owen, Hallow reference, etc.
I THINK the bugs are ironed out now. Woo.
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More tips: Blaze
Blaze is a recent feature to the site where you can pay money to force your post onto the dash of unsuspecting users that don't know you exist, and depending on the blaze, wish they could have kept it that way.
You can blaze literally any post of yours you want (and now sometimes you can blaze other people's posts, we call that PVP here) but that doesn't always mean you should.
Selfies don't really get a lot of good reception through blaze. Most people will scroll by, some might block for it, and a few might leave a couple nasty comments unfortunately (there are some nice comments too but people mostly ignore blazes selfies here).
Fanfic usually isn't a good idea to blaze either because it gets posted on random people's dashes, you can't keep it contained to that specific fandom unfortunately so you may end up with nasty comments again but most people will ignore and/or block for it. And especially don't blaze smut fic because, again, this gets put on random people's dashes, including minor's dashes.
No idea about blazing original works though as I've never seen anyone do that. Other than poetry. Which has been a mixed bag so far (dark or self harm poems have gotten hate for being triggering, sweet poems either get ignored and a some reblogs and feedback).
Blazing religious posts is generally a bad idea. Blazing posts calling religion stupid is also a bad idea. This is mostly a "don't preach at me but also people are free to believe in whatever god/s they follow" kind of site. Political posts are also a hard no.
Things that I have never seen hate on, however, is animal posts. If you have a pet (or maybe wanna share a picture of an animal you saw at the zoo or in your yard) then I'd say i you really so feel the need to spend money on this site a pet post is your best blaze bet. Bugs are iffy because of common phobias but usually a furry or feathery creature will have nice comments left on it.
Shitposts and memes can be hit or miss. Usually if it's a really funny/cursed one people are generally more welcoming to it.
Art, whether fanart or original, is usually appreciated on blaze as long as it's not something that could be squicky or triggering (gore, self harm, fetish art).
EDIT: Shops! If you have an etsy or a big cartel or your own shop site I've seen people blaze those too as a way to advertise the art/jewelry/charms they sell so that's another good way to use it!
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