#is the ceiling too low?
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i wish i was short. if youre short you have to do a mario wahoo jump for me okay?
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i relate to peter parker because i’ve had six crushes this year alone
damn son save some for the rest of us!!
#sci speaks#i think i've only ever had one crush in my life. wilding. i wish i fell in love easier. it feels wonderful.#oh the people with hyperactive hearts...#i wish i had felt this way at some point when i was younger. it kind of felt like my heart wasn't fully developed yet.#holds my heart in my hands. why were you such a late bloomer. why didn't you feel more things earlier on.#i'm kind of sad that i didn't have teenage crushes or anything. i feel like i missed out.#is it because nobody around me was appealing. or is it because i was too busy on my own planet.#i think i wasn't really close with a lot of people when i was younger. i kind of never came out of my shell.#so nobody got close enough to me for me to like them.#not that it's necessarily how it works. but it takes a lot for me to get there with somebody i think.#i think a lot of the relationships i've been in i'm still To This Day not even sure if i actually liked them back in that way.#squeezes my heart in my hand. why are you so fussy.#i wish i had more experiences under my belt. i really do. but also i don't want to be in situations that are uncomfortable either.#and i don't want to just be there for the sake of it.#lies on the floor and stares at the ceiling. i don't know what i want.#is love the answer?#i don't know. sometimes i want it more than anything. but it's such a ball-ache to get. sometimes you think you're better off without it.#i wish i knew what i wanted. i think i just want to be brave enough to find out.#why do i ramble so much in my tags. it's like tumblr is my therapist or something.#i'm feeling weird about myself lately. just kind of a little tired. i don't feel bad. but kind of perpetually low-energy.#like i never have the time to do things that make me happy. and when i do get the time i don't have the energy.#is this what it's like to live in this world. i need like. a year's break from work. i think.#i need like a year-long vacation. i need a gap year. i need a year to live life.#i wonder if it's financially viable. i think i'd eat through everything i have if i did that. but.#you can get money back. you can't get your time back.
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just a hobbit smoking whatever the heck is on the ceiling
#lotro#lotro screenshots#boingus the hobbit#I think I'm gonna start tagging my characters whenever I post them now#earlier there was an umbari feast on the ceiling but he is too low-level to eat it#too weak to eat food stuck to the ceiling. tragic
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I know plenty of people have already said this but it was so funny of RE8 to make the reason that the safe room in Castle Dimitrescu is safe is just because Lady Dimitrescu literally can’t get inside
#resident evil 8#lady dimitrescu#the ceiling is too low she can’t get in there#and she acknowledges it
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I know everyone thinks that they're the only competent person at their job . . . but genuinely am I the ONLY person at this jobsite with functioning brain cells
#the ceiling guys have been hounding us for WEEKS about our cable tray being too low#my coworker has re-worked it 3 times. they went to put the ceiling up today and it's STILL too low#so i had to fix it because apparently SOMEONE can't read a fucking tape measure#the drywallers also had to cut apart a bunch of drywall so my coworker could fix some switches that got fucked up#the drywallers are fucking PISSED and frankly they have the right to be. the wall was plastered and painted ffs#and then my foreman discovered that a place where he put a bunch of boxes was going to inaccessible so the boxes need to be moved#and then he didn't relay that information to anyone else so i caught two other coworkers trying to add boxes to that area#two apprentices tried coring through a wall without a bucket to catch the water from the cooling system and almost flooded the floor#that's not their fault. they should have had a fucking journeyman with them but my company is too cheap to hire enough journeymen#the lack of apprentice supervision is becoming a SERIOUS problem at this job site#i've always liked working at this company but i am beginning to consider jumping ship when i make journeyman this spring
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*Sees one of three light bulbs on the bathroom ceiling light go out the day after I fell off a ladder while fighting with the fluorescent tube light fixture on the kitchen ceiling* “Y’all… no. We’re not doing this tonight.”
#delete later#pardonmyinsanity#yeah I fell backward off a ladder and landed in my kitchen sink yesterday fighting with the kitchen light fixture#not a fun or proud moment (nor was battling the chronic vertigo while up on the ladder fighting with the lights)#I’m still cooking with a flashlight…#maintenance told me they wouldn’t come unless I tried replacing the tubes first -or they’d charge me a big fee for not troubleshooting 🙃#idk how FOUR fluorescent light tubes suddenly stop working all at once overnight#and none of my breakers were tripped (and I tried turning circuit breakers on and off too)#so guess who spent 50 bucks at Lowe’s on new light bulbs and still doesn’t have a working ceiling light?#because I *knew* it was the ballast in the light fixture -but you gotta love college town rental management companies
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oijeaofi i am so tired of being sick 😩👎
#sorry i need to complain about how sick i feel and didn't want to bother anyone 😭 feel free to ignore this#turns out that blueberries are my NEMESIS and i only found this out after eating them for three breakfasts straight aofeijaoi#so my entire body is inflamed and my intestines are trying to kill me every time i eat even if it's the most low fodmap food ever#i hope things sort themselves out soon aeoifaj i've been trying to ween myself off of taking so much ibuprofen but like#i'm just in so much pain all of the time 😭😭#unless i eat like. the blandest food in the world and also lay flat on my back all day and stare at the ceiling which makes me want to die#i had been in kind of a good place where i wasn't getting tummy sick as much but lately it's been so bad#i've quit all caffeine now too hoping it will help so i'm exhausted from that aeofiaoijf it's just a disaster#and i've been having cold-like/allergy symptoms for like a month lmao awoiefajoi it's just never ending!!!#even my period gives me flu-like symptoms#i need to go to a doctor about it but there's not much they can do for half of the things that are wrong w me aoijefaoi#i feel like the most they'll do is give me muscle relaxers for the tmj and i don't want to be on heavy duty meds like that aiewojf#uuuggggghhhhhhhhhhh#*dykeposting
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my underground vault is coming together ^_^ the main middle structure and the circumference of the room was planned in a creative world, but I free-handed the geode and rounded edging for the ceiling on the spot :D
in other news, while looking for a mushroom island I found warm ocean ruins and got not ONE sniffer egg but TWO !! so now darling my first sniffer has two friends :D my sib named one of them breadloaf for me, the other is still unnamed :)
#the chambers going off the vault r very much going to be deeper down LOL this was barely low enough in the mountain#one end of the ceiling ended up just clipping thru the lower slope above it#if the note block redstone won't be too large im thinking one of the rooms will be the music room I was talking about!#lynx says things#lynx plays minecraft
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i want to rank the doctors from highest to lowest pain tolerance. any input is appreciated
#eleven is the lowest. i just know it#i want to believe that ten is low but he took falling through that ceiling like a champ#eight is a bad bitch. nothing can hurt him too bad#twelve and nine would not give a shit#seven’s autism makes him overreact to pain imho#i’ll have to do more research#hob.txt#doctor who
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Resident Evil 2 Fanart <33333
I don't want to know why they're called lickers. I just don't. I have seen exactly one thus far and I never want to see another one again.
#it almost KOed me okay?!?!#I wasn't paying enough attention to anything that could give them their name so idk whats up with the lick part#I was too busy being mauled to care#not compress#resident evil#resident evil 2#re2#yeah I said I'd play four but apparently we already had the disk for two#OKAY BUT THAT DUDE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE#like BAM you're fighting this fast ceiling guy now#try not to become a stain on the floor!!#been at this game for two hours and havent died yet#hope to keep it that way because if I die on assisted mode that's just a whole new low for me
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#guys ever since i moved to this place i feel like my soul is slowly being sucked out of me#part of me feels like im being dramatic bc there’s nothing fundamentally wrong with it. but the other part of me absolutely detests every s#second i have to spend here#i feel like im living in a cabin which isn’t too far off on account of the fact that my floor is a converted attic!!!#the ceilings are so low i feel like they’re suffocating me#plus i forgot how much i dislike having roommates like im a deeply private and insecure person and covid didn’t help with it so having to s#share a space and be vulnerable in front of other people is just so uncomfortable to me i feel like i just don’t have a safe space at all#and i know i know i know this is the biggest first world problem but it’s just not what I’m used to and school is already so fucking hard a#and not having a place to come home to where my mind can be at peace is making it so much harder#i want to go home :(#ramblings
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I am like soda in that if put in a confined space and made to collide repeatedly with immovable walls, I become rapidly agitated
#Not claustrophobic but claustro-enraged#hit my elbow a few too many times#would rather break my leg than be forced to reposition just because THE WALL WONT MOVE#fine you win this time low ceiling
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God I wish I were a character in a hurt/comfort fic. Someone make me a cup of hot chocolate and then sit on the couch with me and hold me for a bit and we’ll watch something nice on the television I’ve got an amazon prime free trial for the next month so the world is our oyster. Admittedly I don’t have that much immediate hurt to be comforted about but I have been touch starved for five long years of yearning and at this point I am perishing
#bonus points if we make a life together and live off somewhere in the countryside in a cottage with low ceilings#where the sunlight shines through the kitchen window in the mornings and there’s just enough space for everything we both need#z talks#not horse game#I may not have felt anything that could even be mistaken for romantic feelings since I was 16#But I will NOT let that stop me from being a yearning little bitch#This is what watching good omens will do to you!!! DO NOT watch good omens if you’re a yearning little bitch already it will make you WORSE#(Please do watch good omens it’s a great show)#But for real. There are far too many little touches of hands and soft moments and loving glances in that show I cannot bear it
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I want a big house someday but I am anti high ceilings, fuck high ceilings
#you can't be cozy in a room with high ceilings#now you don't want ceilings that are too LOW either but good lord it's a HOME not a cathedral#also the waste on the heating bill#we want hygge#even a large room should feel Somft
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Scupa discovered that since his last molt he is now big enough to stand on top of the cabana (or the shelf I haven't seen which) and can once more enjoy his favorite long forgotten (banned) pastime of scuttling on the tank lid at 3am scaring the shit out of me and waking me up (: I'm so thrilled
#marquilla#if it's the shelf im fucked bc i think it's command stripped on and it's already almost too low and i don't want to remove any dirt bc#they like to dig and burrow. if it's the cabana like i suspect then i can push that fucker down a bit into the dirt#scupa: hey why is my ceiling closer to me?? oh shit i GREW!!!!#me: heheh dumbass#the party boys#scupa#i thought it was gurkle this morning and i was like fuck i dont see him?? is he on the OUTSIDE again?????#no scupa was just the right distance away that i couldnt see him until i was at the tank#he has been good ab not making me play whack a crab trying to get him down like speedy used to stick his legs in the holes and once you got#those free hed have moved his big claw again and then youd get THAT unstuck and oh look at that my leggies are stuck again :) fuck you :)#and this would go on until i was able to unlatch him. meanwhile scupas like okay... :( fucking meanie... :(((
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today I learned that the store I work at has not one, but TWO extremely haunted basements
#they’re terrifying in like opposite ways too#one is very backrooms with some ugly red carpet and a dark room with nothing but a table in it#the other has stone walls and ceilings so low you need to stoop#plus a fun pile of mannequin parts in the corner 🥰
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