my general idea for dragons that may or may not apply to dragon!jou is that they are purely magical creatures that subsist on magic, and i just picture seto looking over to see katsuya chomping down on some enchanted armor like it's a bag of doritos
For the WIP ask game: Aziraphale kidnaps Jesus?? 👀👀
In reference to this wip askbox game :D
So this is one of the projects that make me wish I had the stamina for long term projects tbh! I actually have an outline for it, I just haven't gotten far with the actual writing x)
The idea is that Aziraphale gets to heaven ahead of the second coming expecting to find 33yo!Jesus getting ready to judge humanity* and instead finds an infant who is scheduled to grow up in a spare room where heaven won't have to worry about outside influences detracting him from his Purpose
Aziraphale, who knows enough about humans to realize this is essentially a protracted form of torture, thinks "what would Crowley do?" and, tossing aside his original plans of infiltrating Heaven and either cleaning house or sabotaging them from the inside (depending on what he found), immediately pivots to getting trusted alone with Jesus just long enough to stuff him in a bag and go into hiding with him on Earth, where he basically becomes if a scaled down Adrian Monk had a baby
The story would actually follow Crowley as he runs into an Aziraphale who's been living as the neighborhood's very own single father for four to five years, transforming our heroes into the protagonists of a romantic kid!fic with some action at the end...
But the issue is, again, I don't have the stamina for a long time project;_;
I can do long fic, but my longest completed one is like. 98k and four chapters, and was written in a few feverish months followed by one of my longest writing breaks ever (which at least sparked my interest for making fic covers but still)
the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again