#is that how you spell Ned’s last name idk

[ecec-is-artsy]

Thinking about them!

[i-lovethatforme]

Realistically speaking, how close do you think Ned and MJ are without their memories of Peter, and how do you think that might effect things going forward? Because to me personally in that last scene of them they seemed friendly enough towards each other but more like acquaintances than close friends. Like they would obviously know and be friendly towards each other from going to school together and both being in acadec and probably having some mutual friends, but are they close enough that they’d stay in touch at MIT? Because the memory spell lowkey confuses me so much. Are all their memories of the 3 of them the same just without Peter and they just can’t remember how they became friends or what’s missing from those memories but know there’s a gap there, or does erasing their memories of Peter completely erase any memory that involves Peter? I feel like the first one makes more sense but then does mj remember being in love with someone but not who or why? I confused myself and rambled a bit at the end there so I’m gonna stop before I give myself a headache lol but I’d love to hear your opinion

hmm good question bestie!!! if only anyone had any idea what the spell did!?!?

like do they remember conversations where they talked about peter? or is his name changed for something else? bc i assume they spoke a lot about him after the identity reveal... so do they know spidey??? do they remember may or happy???? like ned knew peter for years whats going ON?????????

someone tell me the truth?????? i am waiting!!! bc they hinted that she knew who he was ISH at the end? I SAW THE LOOK???????? like that wasn't just a he's a weirdo look she had recognition we've all seen the script!!!!

SO SM4 WHEN CONTRACTS WHEN HAPPY ENDING WHEN

tldr: idk hurry up and tell me marvel

[randomingoftherandomness]

Hi, I’m sorry to bother you with this, but I was wondering about your distaste for S*a*g C*i. I’m not very familiar with the comics or the characters. Your post caught my attention because I try to be knowledgeable about the media I consume, especially coming from Marvel/Disney(being Jewish Rromani, I’ll never forgive them for what they did to Wanda). I tried googling information about it but couldn’t find much. I was just curious if your post had a deeper meaning or if it simply isn’t to your taste. Obviously feel free to ignore this if you don’t feel like getting into it or don’t want to answer.

Hi! First up, thanks for taking the chance to ask and being willing to listen. I appreciate that a lot.

I am going to preface this by saying that I am part of the Chinese diaspora. I have never read the comics in full but I have seen enough to formulate my own thoughts. All my opinions made here are my own and I’m not looking to debate or be persuaded or to shift my point of view. I have my mind about these things and you have yours. I do urge you to keep opening avenues of discussions as I should not be the only person being asked.

Also, heads up, I will block any sort of argumentative bs-ery.

SC is obviously made with the perspective of the Asian American lens in mind and I have seen it been pointed out that it isn’t meant to be ‘representative’ but let’s be real here. How many people in the tag have already been hyping it up as Asian rep and stuff? I’m just saying. I just want to say that the experiences of Asian Americans do not reflect those of the diaspora. Yes, we can relate to a certain extent, but to generalise and distill all experiences of all members of the diaspora into that of Asian Americans is unacceptable.

My issues with SC (not gonna bother with spelling the name out and we are going into the whys) are as follows:

I would recommend starting out by reading this article on cbr.com that goes a little further into detail on the history of the character

The tl;dr is this; SC started out as an insensitive East Asian stereotype character created to capitalise on the 1970s fervour for anything Kung Fu. Sure, Marvel has done their best to retcon some of the less stellar parts of his origins, but the funniest thing is (legend. big bro. uncle Tony) Tong Leung, a renown Hong Kong actor has been casted as The Mandarin while Simu Liu, a Canadian Chinese actor, was casted as SC. Make of that what you will.

Okay deadass I’m not saying Simu Liu won’t do a good job because at this point all we have to work on is a teaser trailer but I’m all saying that is, was Arthur Chen Feiyu not available or something?? Idk. He didn’t pick up the phone?? Did Marvel even ask?? This is nonsensical salt and I digress

Then there’s the name. What kinda hell name is S**** C**??? This is some Cho Chang level bullshit. Yeah, sure we can say, oh they just want to make sure the branding is right. Ok. This coming from the studio that amalgamated the characterisations of Ned Leeds and Ganke Lee. Sure, Jan.

Full disclosure, I did like some of the vibes given out by the teaser. There were some very wuxia and xianxia inspired shots and scenes and if I do watch, I’ll be very keen on these bits. Awkwafina already looks like she is set to be etched deep into my heart and Uncle Tony looks to be gearing up to kick this out of the park because goddamn he looks good in that armour. Haven’t seen Tan Sri Michelle Yeoh’s character, but I’m sure she will be kicking ass and taking names for sure too because I am very sure veterans like her and Uncle Tony will look good doing wire works. But this isn’t a movie about them, is it? It’s about SC and right now with this teaser trailer, nothing about SC makes me want to froth at the mouth to watch.

Yes, I am saying that that subway scene does not impress me. We live in a world with stunt teams from China can work on a peanut budget to make conversations flow in a fight scene. Do better.

Again, I am very aware that this teaser is to hype people up. I know. I am still waiting for the proper first trailer to drop. I have actually deliberately kept myself oblivious to the production of this movie so as to not give myself any sort of preconceived notions. When that first trailer drops, then I will formulate my thoughts again.

Okay, I know it’s a teaser but some of the cgi just looks... very uncanny valley? It looks unfinished, is what I am getting at here. For a mega conglomerate verging on industry monopoly, even a teaser trailer should look 1000% better than this. Every beat of this should be flawless. It should look on par with the trailer. People who follow will know that I won’t ever fault a product because of shitty cgi (re: Word of Honor) but when you are the people behind the Live Adaptation of Mulan (which I hate) and Raya and the Last Dragon (which I categorically DETEST because that shit is bullshit mishmash of SEA cultures with fucking made up words being painted as *representation* and that is some fucking bullshit and as someone from SEA I’m sorry Queen Kelly Marie Tran BUT NO) I will hold you to the fucking standards of the high heavens as the House of the Devil Mouse deserves. Do fucking better.

I am not clairvoyant but I can already see how it is going to go when this movie doesn’t “do as well as expected” in Asia; you’ll hear people going on about how the Asian Asians don’t support these types of stories, how we don’t put effort into hyping movies and shows that push for representation. But can I ask whose representation are we talking about? I saw it with Crazy Rich Asians and Mulan, I saw it with Raya. Whose rep are we talking about? If someone out there, some little child sees themselves in these media products, sure, great! Empower these next generation for the push for a better hope. But whose rep are we pushing for? Because I definitely do not see myself in the Asian American lens of representation and I’m very sure I won’t ever and I know that I am not alone in this.

Hollywood needs to do better. To borrow the words of a friend, excusing mediocrity for ‘cultural appreciation’ is no good.

This rant has gotten long enough and I’m so sorry to everyone seeing this on your dash. I have a lot of salt today.

[yeeharley]

day four: when you’re lonely by lovelytheband / no-power au / long distance

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Peter stares down at the glowing screen of his phone, clutched tight in his hands, and chokes back a tired sigh.

Harry’s little message box has been filled with the bouncing ‘he’s texting you back don’t freak out’ dots for the last three minutes. He doesn’t understand why it’s taking him so long to get back to him- after all, he’d just asked what he was having for dinner. 

Is that really so complicated?

Harry’s been in France for the last month, he reasons, trying to ignore how desperately he’s reaching. French food is hard to spell and he’d never paid attention in English. Maybe he’s just trying to figure out how to spell something.

God. He’s such a lovesick idiot.

It’s only been a month. One month. A twelfth of the year. That’s not that long, and Harry will come home soon, right? Even it’s just to visit for a little while.

Peter knows this is what Harry wants. Studying abroad in France, a chance to get away from his angry father- what more could he want? He needs space. A chance to adjust and make more friends.

Nothing wrong with him wanting to make more friends. Peter is his boyfriend, and a few more people in his corner couldn’t hurt. Right?

Right.

So why does he feel so damn jealous?

That’s the overly attached, clingy, relationship-addicted clown inside of you, he thinks. He’s being stupid. Just because Harry isn’t constantly paying attention to him doesn’t mean he’s going to leave him.

Space is healthy in relationships.

But Peter is frustrating, and Harry is busy, and he’s just so lonely.

As if it knows how he’s been spiraling, his phone buzzes, dinging with Harry’s special text tone (they’d spent an hour going through their options before landing on an obnoxious klaxon that neither of them would be able to miss). Peter isn’t proud of the way he scrambles to unlock it and read through the text, and when he sees it, he practically deflates.

“idk. hby?”

Five minutes of texting for that.

God.

Wilting, Peter types out pizza before turning his phone off and shoving it into his pocket. He looks out the window at the New York skyline, taking comfort at the fact that Harry’s probably looking at the same stars as he is- but, wait, he isn’t.

Different timezones. It’s got to be at least midnight now, so Harry’s stars are in entirely different spots.

Peter bites his lip, trying to hold back the tears, and leans his elbows on the windowsill before burying his face in his hands. 

May isn’t home yet. Won’t be for a while.

He’s going to be alone for a long time.

Feels like forever, sometimes.

Peter sits there for what seems like forever, forehead sat firmly in his palms, and just. Thinks. Sits. Tries not to cry for hours and hours and May’s still not home, because she’s working the late shift, and his phone is silent because MJ has a girlfriend and Ned is on vacation in Samoa and Flash is out with Abraham and Cindy and God.

He doesn’t think he’s ever felt as empty as this.

The moon travels slowly across the sky in a graceful arc. Peter traces its every move, clinging to the hope that even though Harry’s moon is a little bit ahead of his, he’s looking up at it and thinking about him.

But if he’s thinking about him, why hasn’t he-

Peter’s phone rings, then, piercing the silence like a blade through butter. He fumbles it out of his pocket and flips it so that he can see the name on his screen and nearly sobs when he realizes.

Har-bear.

Numb, careless fingers swipe across the take call button. Peter turns it to speakerphone, stares down at the screen, waits. Waits.

“Babe?”

“Harry,” Peter breathes, holding the phone closer to his face as if it will bring him closer. “Hey.”

“Hi, Peter!” Harry says, and he sounds so happy even though their connection is bad that Peter can’t stop a single traitorous tear from leaking down the side of his nose.

“What’s up, honey?” He asks, trying to keep his voice as level as he can. “You need something?”

“Nah. Just wanted to hear your voice.”

Oh. 

Peter smiles, then, breaking out into an ear-to-ear grin like an absolute dumbass in love, before placing his phone on the windowsill and leaning forward to look up at the stars.

“Yeah?”

“Yeah.”

“I miss you,” he murmurs, at risk of sounding like a lovesick moron.

But Harry just laughs. There’s a bit of static clouding the line, but nothing could ever drown out the beautiful sound he makes when he laughs- all bells and happy cackling. 

He cackles. Peter giggles.

It works for them.

“I miss you, too, Pete,” Harry says. “Been busy lately, but I still miss you.”

“You do?”

“Of course I do, stupid. I’ll always miss you when I’m gone.”

God. He really loves him.

“How’s France?” Peter asks. A bird- a pigeon, he thinks- coos outside of his window. A gentle breeze wafts through the apartment with the smell of pastries from the bakery across the street.

He’s still alone. But, in the end, he isn’t lonely.

They talk for another hour or so. Harry tells Peter about how weird it is to drive on the other side of the road and how the driver’s seat is on the wrong side of the car and how he nearly crashed into a cement truck the first time he tried. He tells him about a girl he’s met- Gwen, who he thinks MJ would enjoy hanging out with- and a cat that lives in his apartment building rent-free and eats his food. 

Peter tells Harry about how he’s finally going to try to learn how to drive. About how May’s been working nights almost every day so he gets the apartment all to himself. About the haircut he got last week- it’s shorter, with more curls on top than the sides, and Harry says that he’s going to run his hands through it the minute they see each other in the most stupidly flirtatious voice, and Peter laughs and tries to ignore the hot flush in his cheeks.

And then Harry has to go. Before he hangs up, he takes a deep breath- audible even over the thousands of miles between them- and says, “I love you.”

Peter’s voice catches. “Look up at the moon,” he whispers, before doing it himself once Harry’s given an affirmative.

“I’m looking at the same moon,” he says fondly, blowing a kiss up at the bright orb in the sky. “And I love you.”

It’s their first time, and even though they can’t say it face to face, Peter doesn’t think he would change a thing.

[tommyquackson]

The Plant That Grew From the Root of All Evil |P. Parker| Part 2

summary: you’re no good girl, no you’re quite the opposite, chaos itself even, yet somehow, he still affects you // in which a villan and a superhero cross paths

warnings: murder, violence, witchcraft and possesions?, cursing of curse, and torture (lowkey intense) 

pairing: peter parker x villan!reader

authors note: this isnt exactly a love fic?? cause like it was more about their lives than eachother.. but idk i may change the last part and have them end up together, let me know though...

“Hey Pete, we still going to Mays for sunday dinner?” Ned asks his best friend and roommate. Peter is jolted out of his deep thoughts and research.

“Oh uh yea, text may and tell her we’ll be there in like in like 30 mins. I’ll text Tony.” He says finishing up reading the article he was on.

“What’re you working so hard on? Like we just finished midterms.” Ned walks behind peter to see what he’s reading.

“It’s just, some girl. You know Angel?”

“Angel....Oh! The badass lady villain you’ve been fighting?”

Peter gives his best friend a look of confusion.

“Uh..I mean, that bad criminal that’s wreaking havoc and that the amazing spider-man is gonna take down?” Ned corrects with a guilty smile on his face.

“Yea, well i found out she’s got, like i don’t know powers? I guess”

“What kind of powers?” Ned pulls up a chair to sit.

“I’m not sure” Peter rubs his face in thought. “Like strength and speed but it’s not like crazy noticeable. She-she-her eyes like glow? yea they glow like red and it’s creepy and I have no idea where she even came from.”

“Why don’t you ask that girl from high school? Remember everyone said she was like a pagan or something and she practiced dark magic and stuff. Maybe she knows something about it. What was her name? Something like-“

“Y/n!” Peter knows exactly who that is. She’d always been extremely quiet. She stayed in the library most days and seemed to always be studying dark magic and weird stuff like that.

How was he supposed to find you though, you’d dropped out of school 2 months before graduation. You didn’t have any friends and no one knew anything about you.

“I have no idea where she could even be” Peter says defeated.

“Oh she works part time at the library next to the little park. It’s just a train ride away. Can’t take more than 10 minutes.” Ned says moving to pull up the place on Peters laptop.

“Ned, you’re the best man in the chair a hero could ask for” Peter says winking at him, making ned swell with pride. “We can go tomorrow after classes, now come on. May and Tony are waiting”

Your day job was nothing short of fairly boring, you worked at the library near a small community college so you really only had to deal with students trying to study and little kids reading picture books. The library was fairly big so each librarian handled their own section. You handled the history and “magic/religion” section. But since that section was usually only littered with students trying to write a history paper, you stayed at the front desk on your floor.

Today, you’ve been at work since 9am and it’s already 3pm. You don’t get to leave until 8. You’re sitting at the desk, filing through the books that are recorded as late. You hear the door to your section open and you look up to greet whoever’s there.

“Hello, welcome to Green Acres, History and Magic/Religions section what can I do for you?” You speak kindly to the 2 college aged boys who walked in with their backpacks.

“Hey, this is probably super weird, but we actually wanted to talk to you” The smaller, white one speaks as he gets to the desk.

“Umm-“

“Sorry my friend Peter, made that seem really weird. I’m Ned, we went to high school with you. We just had a few questions and we figured given your occupation you’d be the best to help us” The larger one says stepping in front of “Peter”.

How’d they know you worked here, you haven’t talked to anyone from high school. Which occupation is he talking about, do they know about your secret identity. If so, how you’d been so careful.

“Okay...well what’d ya wanna know?” You relaxing into your chair a bit.

“We have questions about like powers... A friend of mine, she um, well they started behaving strangely and I was wondering if you could help figure out what was wrong?” Peter says tapping his long fingers on the desk.

“oh, sorry i’m in the magic and historical and section you’d be better off asking Mrs. Alice in the health and personal care section.” I say wondering why this boy would need my help. I’m not a doctor.

“oH! Yea I know, but my friend, we uh, we suspect that it has something to maybe do with possible magic?”

“You think you’re friend has gotten in to magic?” You raise your eyebrow.

“I know it sounds crazy but please you’re the only person i could think of to help me”

“Why because everyone at Midtown thought I was a dark and evil witch” You speak standing up from your desk and walking towards the shelves.

“No! No- I just, you used to study witchcraft and i figured since you work in the history section you could tell me if this has happened before. I didn’t mean to imply your a witch, that would be rude but I-“

“Who said they were wrong” You wink before guiding the boys towards a dimly lit section. “So, What’s happening with your friend” You say pulling out your favorite books.

“Well, she uh she’s much stronger than she was before, and she’s faster and more agile. She also has this um, this like type of glow around her? It’s like black and then her eyes glow red”

“Mhm, whole eye or just the iris?” You speak turning to one book.

“iris”

You look at the pages that detail when spells go wrong. Nothing describes the right situation. You turn to entities that may be possibly possessing the friend.

“I’m not seeing anything, wait, you said she has a glow around her kinda like an aura right?” You slam the book closed and move to this super large book about entities and witchcraft.

“Yea..”

“Holy fuck. Your friend, might just be the Grand One. The Grand One is someone chosen by the evil sprites to possess the grand power. It can be anyone, or anything at anytime for any reason. But they tend to sway towards people who have practiced and studied dark magic. If this chick gets anymore powerful, which i’m assuming she will, if you’re telling me the truth, she can wreak extreme havoc on New York. But that’s all if you believe in that mumbo jumbo anyway.” You slam the book closed and put it back on the shelf before walking away to your desk again. It was different outside, you could see through the large windows that the atmosphere had changed.

“Um. Thanks y/n, you helped out a lot” Peter and his friend Ned smiled as they left my building, whispering to each other.

You’d forgotten about the Grand One. It was simply just a dream you’d had when you were little. Telling you what would become of you. The people you would hurt and the chaos you’d reign. You thrived in chaos, reveled in it even, but it was a certain chaos. It was the frustration of everyone around you, knowing they’re just not smart enough, or strong enough not worth enough. It was the slow, dark, treaterous journey to the depths of hell that got your blood really moving.

At least, that’s how it was in the dreams. In real life, you weren’t exactly sure what was going on. You were too busy living day to day hoping that it’s all gonna be enough one day.

But what if, no, she wouldn’t have chosen you, she shouldn’t have chosen you. You weren’t meant to be the one to destroy the city. You weren’t Loki, you were just Hells Angel, low-level villanary. So why was the world trying to make you more powerful. It’s not what you wanted. But who dares be ungrateful when the gift of the Grand One is bestowed upon them, it certainly was quite a gift.

You shake your head and get back to work, waiting until it’s time to go home. When the time does come for you to go home, once again the atmosphere of the world has changed. It seems almost, sinister in a way. Like everyone knows it’s all ending tonight, they’re just not sure how or why.

You step through your house and hear thunder begin to roll outside, Shovel darts across the room and behind your legs. You weren’t expecting storms tonight, just then a strike of lightning lights up the entire room and you hear Eddie flip out upstairs.

fight

destroy

You spun your head around to see who could possibly have whispered that in your ear. You grab a knife you have and slowly inspect your room and apartment, you find nothing.

take

kill

THERE IT WAS AGAIN! A whisper, barely there but still strong enough to have you almost trembling in fear.

y/n

“who are you? what do you want” You felt so cheesy yelling those cliche lines.

you

Suddenly, you’re pushed down to your knees, when you look up you see her. She looks just like the picture in the old book you’d shown Peter and Ned just hours before. Her old face clouded in a dark fog like aura. Her eyes were red and empty, her long boney finger reached for you.

i have traveled years

to show you your destiny

my fate is now yours

Was this bitch really speaking in haikus right now? And what was she talking about? She continued to repeat her haiku from hell and seemed to get closer to you.

“If you’re the Grand One, does that mean i’m the one who you’re gonna possess?” You ask at her. She doesn’t answer just gets louder and closer.

You get a splitting pain in your head, it feels like someone is driving a knife between your cranium. You scream out and cover your ears as the witch gets louder and louder.

Then everything is silent, the witch is gone and so is the pain in your head. You look around and you feel normal. You sit on your bed in shock.

Was she in you now? Were you possessed? What would happen now?

you’ve always been possessed

i’ve been here for some time now

you recognize that voice! That’s Hells Angel, her voice drops am octave lower than yours and she speaks slowly but more confident. You’re going crazy.

You hear a knock on your door.

“Y/n? Are you okay? It’s Eddie, We-uh- I heard you screaming”

You stumble to the door and rip it open trying to fix your hair.

“Eddie, hey. Yea i’m fine. Just got a little frustrated with um, the TV. You know how Family Fued can get” You out on your best fake smile and lean against the door frame. Trying not to let Shovel out. “Are you okay? I know you don’t like storms and that lighting was weird” You speak trying to change the subject.

“Oh yea, just uh, caught us, me. It caught me off guard. Well, just wanted to check on you. So uh, goodnight y/n. Let me know if you need anything” He bods before sticking his hands in his hoodie pockets and walking up the stairs at the end of the hall.

You shut the door and walk back to your bed, ready to just go to sleep. You settle in and close your eyes almost asleep.

tonight’s the night 

“oh for fucks sake”

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[vardasvapors]

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   VV Please do like what you did for the ghost(??) anime and explain the entirety of ASOIAF to us as gleaned through discourse    

fffff I sorta did that already over here but I will add a few more bullet points:

something something dragons. someone called danaerys (is that how her name is spelled?) can talk to dragons? Her family can talk to dragons? I think her family’s kingdom(?) had a civil war with dragons? some uncle or something died while trying to hatch dragons?

Everyone’s fighting over some spiky throne. They also all have cool meaningful house mottos.

There’s some kind of ice age apocalypse coming!!!

There’s a little person who is the Best Character apparently and who might(?) have killed his evil dad on the toilet also according to a soundbite in that one short radio story I heard he has the hottest voice

There is someone called Sansa who got jacked in the TV show, also she used to be shipped with some guy who’s name also starts with San- but who I haven’t heard anything about in a long time. She has a long lost brother, or someone does. She got married....sometime....to someone....it might have been a different guy in the book than in the show. Her life is the worst. Is there any vague Turin analogue in these books?

There was some kind of major assassination at some wedding?

Everyone is pissed about some cliffhanger from the last book involving Arya, who is Sansa’s sister? The eyebrows girl. She screwed someone over in a cool way at least once but maybe more times. She’s like 12.

Ramsay Bolton is the worst

There’s a guy called Jon Snow who knows nothing and is friends with wolves or can turn into a wolf or something something about wolves. I think he might be dead now? Or was that someone else.

Also I think someone called Ned Stark secretly adopted Jon Snow and pretended he wasn’t from....some other famous royal house, or something, idk. Was it Jon Snow? It might have been one of the other 247 characters. According to Gogol’s crack there’s some esoteric Turin Turambar connection here. He’s played by Sean Bean and also died.

Speaking of Ned Stark, for years and years I’ve been lowkey imagining, due to the weird mixture of exotic fantasy names and normal modern british names, that the entire cast is secretly hobbits and the entire region of Westeros is the Shire.

There’s someone called Cersei who is a jackass but she is (was?) also Awesome, and banging her brother.

Super Tall Unfeminine Supposedly-Ugly Lady Knight x Hot Blond Psychopathic Prince is the Best Friendship (Or Best Ship? Is the ship with a diff hot guy?)

I think said prince is the guy who threw a kid out a window and banged his sister. Also the kid survived and is super annoying? Or was that a different kid.

So like, the fight over the aforementioned Spiky Throne is super delayed because everyone is busy on side quests and like tripping over each other, also no one has ever said ‘this is dumb’ because of maybe the aforementioned ice apocalypse which has something to do with the Spiky Throne, or maybe just because they are dumb too.

This is apparently a fantasy books but the only fantasy I’ve actually heard of in it are dragons, giant talking wolves, and occasional prophecies about the apocalypse and a Stallion Who Mounts The World (which remains one of the most lmaaaoooo lines I’ve ever heard anywhere, but also someone’s cunt became the world, so it makes sense!!!)

Significant Red Door

Fat Pink Mast

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1: Are you named after someone? well. embarrassingly, yeah. my dad already had 3 kids when he had me so he was kind of over the whole creating & naming shindig so he was lazy when i was born he was like “if its a boy, name it ned and if it’s a girl, name it kelly” (if you’re australian or just super buffed up on your history, you might get the joke) and my mom (especially being american, i think) was super offended and was all !!! LIKE HELL-- oh damn she actually kind of looks like a kelly, well fuck okay if you get to pick the name, i get to ruin her life and choose an unconventional spelling~ that is exactly how it went down, mhm, i know i was there. 2: When was the last time you cried? literally about an hour ago. a character death in a tv show that i already knew was coming hit me right in both eyes anyway. 3: Do you like your handwriting? yeah. i mean, it looks like a shitty no-name brand version of my mum’s. but hers is super cool so if i try really hard or have lines to at least fucking write straight, then it can look nice. 4: What is your favorite lunch meat? ham i guess, but like the shitty plastic kind you get for like $2 at coles. and my bread rolls are always 80% mayonnaise anyway so does it even count really. 5: Do you have kids? nope. 6: If you were another person, would you be friends with you? probably not. 7: Do you use sarcasm? the dark, rude, crude or sometimes all three kind. and it usually makes people uncomfortable if anything. jokes on them tho. it’s how i sus out my Tru Friends��� . 8: Do you still have your tonsils? yeah my mum never let the docs steal them from me. 9: Would you bungee jump? id literally rather do anything else 10: What is your favorite kind of cereal? cap’n crunch which we dont (really) get in australia. or like. well there’s no way i am paying an arm and a leg and probably uni fees to buy it from one of those “quirky foreign food stores” either. i dont love it that much. i hate cereal otherwise. 11: Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? no and i kno i am going to hell for it okay leave me alone 12: Do you think you’re a strong person? too strong. it turns me to steel sometimes. 13: What is your favorite ice cream? cookies & cream. 14: What is the first thing you notice about people? lipstick if they’re wearing it, or their... idk, ~vibe, and whether i can instantly tell if they’re intro or extrovert. this is v important to me. 16: What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? my piece of shit immune system. 17: What color pants and shoes are you wearing now? black underwear, no shoes. 20: If you were a crayon, what color would you be? brown. 21: Favorite smell? my jasmine soy wax candles. or probably jasmine scented anything. or a cologne that my boyfriend only ever wears evey 84 years because he hates me and doesn’t want me to have nice things ((((: 22: Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? my mum probably. 23: Favorite sport to watch? notps in tv shows becoming otps.  24: Hair color? red. and if i had a dollar for every time someones ever commented on how nice my hair is i could probably own x500 more useless things than i do already own now. i also have mermaid teal streaks sometimes. rn, theyre blonde because im lazy. 25: Eye color? brown. 26: Do you wear contacts? no i just suffer and pretend im not blind sometimes 27: Favorite food to eat? mexican. a burrito will literally fix any crisis happening in my life at any given time given its got guacamole. otherwise --- my dad’s special laksa. 10/10. 28: Scary movies or comedy? both. but probably more on the comedy side for me. weirdly i am only very good with horror video games, movies scare me too much. please explain that, dr phil. 29: Last movie you watched? legally blonde #nostalgia 30: What color shirt are you wearing? white sleeveless run dmc top 31: Summer or winter? winter, i thrive in the cold 32: Hugs or kisses? neither tbh. but when i am in the mood; probably hugs. 33: What book are you currently reading? none. i am still greiving the end of my last book. 34: Who do you miss right now? an old friend who came out of the woodworks to catch up with me yesterday, who i havent seen or really spoken to in a year because apparently i said something super mean to her one night that stuck with her. i dont remember it, but im very sorry about it, and we’re both super glad that we can put it behind us and be friends again. she is literally such a gem. i feel like a jerk. 35: What is on your mouse pad? a mouse? 36: What is the last tv program you watched? i paused skam & the walking dead to do this. i am alternating between episodes. i do not know why (except that i super need to finish them both IMMEDIATELY). 37: What is the best sound? the kind of break in music that i literally cannot describe to you except that it makes me think of wide open spaces, stars in the night sky, and the nerves under your skin buzzing something electric whenever you touch something. that sound gets me. 38: Rolling Stones or The Beatles? beatles. 39: What is the furthest you have ever traveled? germany. 40: Do you have a special talent? i can tie just about any noodle-esque thing into a knot in my mouth with my tongue?? i also am super spectacular at forgetting things. 41: Where were you born? hell. i mean, sydney, australia.

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1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?it’s you hannah yes hello 
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?incorrect 
3. Have you taken someones virginity?no 
4. Is trust a big issue for you?i don’t think it’s an issue at all 
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?we were together on my birthday last week !! 
6. What are you excited for?not having to wake up for school tomorrow 
7. What happened tonight?um last night i talked to you and then fell asleep 
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?i think girls can drink as little or as much as they want and it’s not my position to police them for it 
9. Is confidence cute?yeah! 
10. What is the last beverage you had?english breakfast tea this morning 
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?like,,, 4? maybe ??? 
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?i wear exclusively skinny jeans who do you think i am 
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?idk i’ll probably be with you 
14. What are you going to spend money on next?julien baker tickets whenever they GO ON SALE 
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?yes 
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?idk?? in three months i’ll be almost graduating so probably ? 
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?you hello hannah 
18. The last time you felt broken?idk man i’ve been in a constant state of wtf since like sixth grade so 
19. Have you had sex today?no 
20. Are you starting to realize anything?people are generally not on my side but that’s ok 
21. Are you in a good mood?relatively, yes 
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?YES i would love to 
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?yes 
24. What do you want right this second?more tea 
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?i mean i would probably be pretty upset about it 
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?yes 
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?not at all 
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?a twitter post 
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?you 
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?not everybody, no 
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?i don’t even know who that was???? i was talking to my brother last night so i mean 
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?i sure hope so hello hannah 
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?lol i drink way too much help 
34. Listening to?say yes to the dress is on tv 
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?i used to write exclusively in pencil but now i write in pen almost always 
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?i assume you’re at home in bed 
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?????? i don’t actually know 
38. Who did you last call?you 
39. Who was the last person you danced with?also you 
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?i was leaving and you’re my girlfriend so ?? 
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?at mu alpha theta inductions like three months ago i typically don’t like cupcakes that much 
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?no my mom is still asleep yikes 
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?idk i’m sure i’ve embarrassed myself in front of you sometime 
44. Do you tan in the nude?i only burn so i try to avoid sun exposure as much as possible 
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?no 
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?you !!! 
47. Who was the last person to call you?see above 
48. Do you sing in the shower?yes 
49. Do you dance in the car?yes 
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?i used to hunt with them until i was like 12 and then in freshman gym class 
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?i have no clue probably my senior pictures back in october 
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?no i love them 
53. Is Christmas stressful?yes 
54. Ever eat a pierogi?yes my aunt’s polish grandma makes the BEST 
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?pumpkin, apple, blackberry 
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?a fashion designer when i was really little, then an astrophysicist from like ages 10 to 16 
57. Do you believe in ghosts?yes 
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?yes and i hate it more than anything 
59. Take a vitamin daily?no 
60. Wear slippers?no 
61. Wear a bath robe?no 
62. What do you wear to bed?normally a t-shirt and either sweatpants or just underwear 
63. First concert?sarah mclachlan when i was 4 !!! i sat front row right next to her piano and i had a sign that said “my name is adia”
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?target 
65. Nike or Adidas?adidas but only because you like it and i can wear your clothes 
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?crunchy cheetos or honey bbq fritos 
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?sunflower seeds 
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?i have no idea ??? 
69. Ever take dance lessons?i did gymnastics for approximately 3 weeks when i was like 4 years old 
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?whatever you want to do !!!! i want u to be happy 
71. Can you curl your tongue?yes 
72. Ever won a spelling bee?in the seventh grade i won the county and then got fourth at regionals 
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?yes 
74. What is your favorite book?it’s kind of a funny story by ned vizzinni 
75. Do you study better with or without music?with, as long as it’s something that i don’t feel inclined to sing along to 
76. Regularly burn incense?no 
77. Ever been in love?yes !! 
78. Who would you like to see in concert?julien baker!! also pvris with you :)) 
79. What was the last concert you saw?i think one direction 
80. Hot tea or cold tea?hot 
81. Tea or coffee?tea 
82. Favorite type of cookie?snickerdoodles 
83. Can you swim well?well enough ??? idk i kind of hate it but if it came down to it i could save myself 
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?yes??? 
85. Are you patient?i’d like to think so, yes 
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?band 
87. Ever won a contest?idk i mean define contest i’ve won lots of school related things 
88. Ever have plastic surgery?no 
89. Which are better black or green olives?neither 
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?i think that people should do what they want to do and what they’re comfortable with, personally i don’t care (obviously oops) 
91. Best room for a fireplace?bedroom 
92. Do you want to get marriedyes