#is that facade? 🤔

[hipsternumbertwo]

Finally some digital ticket update (plus bonus new pics!)

[fricc-darn]

Howdy sorry to bother you but I was wondering if maybe you got some hcs for the other arg characters like Kelbris Or maybe even Abel? I rlly like ur hcs for the two Ben's and I was thinking you'd probably some cool hcs for lesser talked about characters :]

Hiii and THANK YOU SM!! No worries about bothering me I love getting asks!!! 💖💖

Unfortunately, I don't have interesting hcs for Kelbris or Abel that's worth posting atm😭. Two very cool characters but the most I got to say about them is that Kelbris is an old head and Abel is autistic.

[innanzituttoticalmi]

via castiglioni, via orfeo, and every other alley in between via castiglioni and via santo stefano

[calware]

"eridan wasn't actually genocidal, he just tried to get all those doomsday devices under the unspoken pretense that they would be faulty. he's all talk but has no real intent behind it" ignoring the notion that it's automatically okay for a guy to openly fantasize about killing everyone because "he doesn't really mean it," it's also just not true lol

His entire scheme with the doomsday device appears to have more to do with roping Vriska into a blackrom relationship than it does with his interest in wiping out land dwellers (still a valid motivation, but secondary to his sad romantic pursuits)

so many bad homestuck takes have been flat out debunked by hussie if you know where to look

[montereybayaquarium]

Animal, plant, or mineral? 🤔

Animal!!

When looking at this dramatic deep-sea denizen, it may be difficult to discern its designation. That’s because this aquatic animal — related to jellies and sea anemones — effortlessly shifts between two striking appearances. When the mushroom soft coral’s tentacles are sealed shut, it sports the semblance of a shroom. But when it's time to snare its supper, it blossoms into a flowery facade. How does this marvelous mushroom soft coral snare its snacks? Its tantalizing tentacles capture tiny travelers with their venomous stinging cells. 🍄🌼🌊

[kuniihoonii]

what about aventurine who’s bratty, selfish and demanding in bed…. just laying in bed with spread legs making u do everything, and u better do a good job fucking his brains out or he’ll get bored 🙂‍↕️ he’ll suck ur dick but only bc he likes doing it and even then he’ll finger himself… aventurine who is a bossy bottom at first but then gets put in his place perhaps crying and whimpering and bent in half 🤔🤔🤔🤔

This!! Honestly I think at first he will act all bossy but once he's getting dicked down so good to the point he's going dumb, he won't be as bossy anymore <3.

A thought I did have was him riding reader and acting like he's the one in charge but as soon as reader starts fucking up into him he'll break.. like he's about to say something bratty and then you give him a harsh thrust <3 having him collapse on you from how rough your thrust is <3. BUT since we're talking about Aventurine who'd make you do all the work, Ill focus on that <3.

He'd be laying on the bed with his legs spread telling you to hurry up already. Threatening that he'll just leave if you don't fuck him. So when you finish prepping him, thrust into him with one move, he'll get taken aback for a second but he'll put his facade back on. "Oh finally, I thought you'd never do it" he'd roll his eyes while saying that.. it's almost as if he's trying to get in your nerves just to get you to be rough with him.

Maybe you should just gag him if he keeps talking back. Or flip him over with his ass up and face in the pillow, pushing his face into the pillows by tugging his hair which would end up with his moans being muffled <3. He loves it all so fucking much. He'll finally start shutting up as he goes dumb. He might try throwing some more bratty comments so just give him a harsh thrust and he'll shut up. Oh and maybe edge him a bit <3 ruin his orgasm a couple times too as a punishment for being so impatient and selfish <3. He might (will) just end up crying and begging you to let him cum, maybe even apologise <3.

Nowww if he's sucking your cock he will tease you. Giving you kitten licks and not sucking you off properly because he finds it entertaining how you get annoyed with him. Tie his hands behind his back so he can't touch himself <3. He'll act like it doesn't affect him but it does, it turns him on even more.

Pull on his hair and have him take your dick all the way down his throat <3. He loves it so much when you handle him like this, fucking his throat so deep. And even though his hands are tied behind his back he trusts you enough that you won't actually harm him. He trusts you know his limits, how far to push him with the deepthroating.

Push him down more so his nose is touching your lower abdomen <3 hold him there for a bit before releasing his head. He'll pull back panting for air and looking up at you with teary eyes, his tongue sticking out to show that he's ready for more <3. Oh and cumming down his throat <333 he'll take it all so well, moaning at the taste and the feeling of your hot cum shooting into his mouth <3.

Do keep fucking him until he's a begging, crying mess. Then go to aftercare and clean him up <3. Give him so much love please 🙁.

[sukunas-wife]

Hmm, I’m interested 🤔

Part 2

Capturing your life at this moment, you would be written off as a poorly educated woman. You were sitting crossed legged on the floor, your extravagant robes ruffled and bunched up from how loudly you were laughing before leaning back on to your hands, legs stretching out under the kotatsu as your laugh faded into a soft smile.

Your eyes were full of sheer joy looking at the man who sat across from you, his head tilted down as he started to drink from his sake. He felt your stare and he stopped his sip, a smirk pulled at his lips as he stared at you with lidded eyes. He placed the choko down, propping his elbow on his knee and bringing a loose fist up to rest his cheek on. His free hand toyed with the fabric of your Junihitoe that pooled under the table. The silk fabric running smooth under his hands before he let it slip back to the ground, “Well aren’t you free spirited tonight, little lotus?” The feeling in your stomach had you looking away, the smile playing on your lips growing a bit in size.

“It’s been much too long since the last day you came to see me. I saw it appropriate to celebrate with a more lively atmosphere.” “Mm, quit that royal facade princess, I know what your tongue is capable of and every little word you utter in defiance. There is no point in trying to hide the real you that I know all too well.” You watched as he brought the choko back up to his lips, never breaking eye contact as he finally emptied his cup.

He stood up, the floors creaking under his weight, your eyes followed him as he walked to your side. Holding out a hand, curious of his gesture you took it before he pulled you up. Following his lead as he led you through the walls he had become familiar with stopping causing you to bump into his back, he looked back and down at you from over his shoulder with lidded eyes and a teasing smile.

He placed a hand over your mouth pulling you into his side when you were going to speak. You looked at him with a mix of questioning and offence, he looked away and soon enough you saw the orange glow of the approaching light outside the shoji walls. Your eyes followed the figure as it walked by not bothering to stop and look around, you’d complain about security but honestly it was best it stayed this way.

Soon the light faded from the end of the hallway and your mouth was free and you laughed quietly being lead outside and straight into the ikeniwa garden, following the path quietly as if on a stroll in the chilly spring afternoon, but rather it was a cool summer night under the crescent moon. The sound of crickets chirping, light bugs dancing over the dewy grass and waters surface.

Stopping at the peak of the guzei under the red maple tree, its leaves shaking in the wind scattering over the bridge and water, he pinned you against the bridge’s rail. Under the moon's faint light, the red leaves cascading behind him left him an ethereal sight. One hand on your waist, the other raised to run the back of his hand against your cheek taking a strand of your hair and tucking it behind your ear, you saw the amusement flash in his eyes when your hand shot out past his face. His eyes followed your arm to see your hand holding two red maple leaves conjoined at the stem.

“Continuously blessed by your little gods of luck and fortune, hm?.” You couldn’t fight your smile and small scoff, “If only they had really helped me when I needed it.” His hand came up grabbing your forearm, slowly moving to your wrist pulling your hand between both of you, looking at the leaf before he pulled your hand up to his lips. Pressing his lips to your wrist, eyes closing briefly before he opened his eyes, staring at you. You could feel the heat kissing your skin when he grazed your wrist with his reach before biting into your flesh. Your brows furrowed at the foreign and familiar feeling when he licked over the fresh wound, your heart was beating faster in your chest the longer you held onto his burning stare. “…Sukuna…” it was a breathy whisper on your lips.

He hummed when you pulled your hand free, taking his face in your hands, his lidded eyes watched intently, studying your face. His eyes closed when you pulled him closer kissing him softly, his hands came to your waist pulling you against him.

The irony of kissing the man known to bring suffering and damnation to men on the bridge that represents the route to salvation, purity and sacredness. It wasn’t the first time you disgraced this bridge in this manner and both of you knew it wouldn’t be your last time spitting in the face of your beliefs to be with the man that made you feel distinctive like no other man could. Not even your well known and well praised fiancé Satoru Gojo, a man known for restoring peace, being a blessing incarnated to live amongst men.

The very reason many had said you were born to be blessed in this life.

—- —- —- —- —- —- —-

“Come now y/n don’t you want to find a nice man to marry when you get older?” Your mothers loving smile almost coaxed you to say yes before you shook your head aggressively, “No! I wanna be free! I don’t wanna marry a boy! Eh!” Her face was shocked before she closed her eye in a smile, tilting her head to the side toward her shoulder, “You say that now my little dove but one day you’ll grow up and you are going to meet the sweetest boy who will love and take care of you. Then you’ll want to be married.” Your head tilted to the side with a pout, you didn’t want some boy to come spend his nights in your family home just to spend all day doing whatever he wanted while you had to stay home. “Mmmmm.” You closed your eyes making a thinking face, “no.” You ran off after hearing your mom sigh, the smile in her voice when she spoke to herself, “my little y/n.”

You weren’t free spirited, but rather just stubborn and resilient. Maybe running away from home after your lessons has given you too much liberty. The men down at the docks were terrible to listen to, foul language that you picked up but never spoke. Running by brothels to get to the shops on the other side of the district and gagging and being disgusted seeing some things you shouldn’t not have seen. Always seeing and admiring the prettiest ones walking around being sent off. Avoiding the lady you hoped was joking when she'd see you saying you were pretty enough to snatch up for her house, but always remembering her warning of flesh traders.

Most importantly, fighting with the kids that tried to pick on you and your friends Utahime and Shoko, MeiMei would sometimes come out to play but she was always busy with her younger brother who would stick to her side. So the three of you would venture on your own the rest of the day.

That was until the day your friends were busy helping their parents celebrate a grand coming event and you found yourself wondering past the usual village lines.

Something was calling to you past those wisteria trees on the hill. The ones rumoured to ward off demons, but you always knew it to mean long life and love so there you went on an adventure. Trudging up that stupid hill to see what was so special about those trees. Only to find a boy standing under the canopy of the ancient tree. The purple wisteria was beautiful with the sun's rays breaking through, but you were curious about this boy. You couldn’t help but stare at him, he was wearing robes, but his eyes were what surprised you when he turned, head tilted as he looked at you with a weird expression.

Those eyes, they weren’t normal, you’d never seen anyone with those eyes, so vibrant, but all you could think was ‘a boy with those eyes can’t be human.’ You were right, he was a walking curse. Those bright red eyes burned themselves into your memory and into your dreams. You’d spend days searching for him hoping to see him again and again to talk to him and be his friend, because he always seemed so serious, more often than not you’d simply follow him around the wisteria forest while he minded his own business. You’d go on and on and he’d simply keep his hands tucked into his sleeves crossed over his chest occasionally giving you a side glance to see if you really would persist on following him around even as the night advanced.

That was until one day you’d followed him around for so long he finally turned to you “What do you want brat, you show up every day and follow me around like I am a God and you’re begging for a miracle. What do you really want?” You looked at him, he didn’t seem pleased or displeased, there was a slight furrow in his brow and a slight frown on his lips.

“I just want to be friends.” You pouted, you could hear the desperation in your voice. When he sighed, turning away, he didn’t answer you or even send you away. Still you followed him quietly until you hit a stone path, you never knew a path to be out here past the village borders. So it was no surprise when you stepped closer to the boy grabbing at the back of his kimono’s belt, missing the way he looked at you with a “are you serious” expression. Still he walked until you bumped into him, “This is my family home, shut up and stay out of sight, if someone talks to you just act how you usually do and never speak back to them.” He looked back at you with an expression you’d never seen before, it was kinda scary in your eyes. Yet you nodded, taking a stronger hold of his belt, scared you’d get separated, he wasn’t impressed. He made his way through the shinden-zukuri, it was much like your own home. Only the wood in his home was of glossy dark oak with gold accents and vibrant deep red cherry wood with gold accents.

It was beautiful, yoru fingers loosened a bit until you heard shoji doors slide open and you did your best to hide behind him, “Young Lord Sukuna, you’ve return- oh? Who’s this?” A pale man with long white hair and a red strand peered around to try and look at you. You looked down at the floor pressing your forehead to his back avoiding eye contact. You had caught a brief glimpse of his eyes, they were black and seemed lifeless, how demons were rumoured to be. “Who?” Sukuna turned around acting like you weren’t there before he turned back, “You’re a fool Imuzu, there is no one else here.” Imuzu, the pale faced man couldn’t help but stare at his young master, before his eyes settled on you, you could feel his stare burning into your skin, daring you to look up at him. “Enough, leave while I allow you.” Imuzu was quick to bow, tucking his hands into his sleeves, “Forgive me young master, I will leave you to tend to your… pet.”

Your thoughts lingered on that pale faced man, the briefest glimpse of his face was engraved into your mind. You were pulled out of your thoughts when you tripped down some stairs and heard Sukuna tsk, you looked up to see him sighing and rolling his eyes, “Get up, only a fool, cowards and pigs roll around in the mud.” You were quick to get up realising instantly he wouldn’t help you like all the servants in your home would when he turned and started to walk away again. You watched as he stopped at a rack, “If you want to be even something remotely close to being what you call a friend, a delusion in my opinion, you need to prove you’re even worth keeping around.” He looked at you with a smug smile, eyebrows dropped slightly. He was challenging you.

You were laid out on the ground, the sun no longer blinding you. Over your huffing you heard Sukuna let out a long sigh, “I was just starting to have fun, look at you.” You could hear the arrogant smile in his voice, “Laid out on the floor and so tired,” He was mocking you. “Pathetic, I guess there really is no use in you being around or even being that little delusion word you call friends.” You were tearing up, tired, sore, and upset. So it was a surprise to you when you found it in you to get up and run at him with the Yari he had given you earlier. The flash of red when you swung at him, was blocked with his own. The sound of wood smacking as you kept him on the defence was astounding. His smile was growing the more you pushed him back until he used his hold horizontally in his hands to upper cut your Yari with force that made you stumble. “That’s IT” he started his own attacks on you, your defence was weak and he yelled at you when he got the upper footing looking down at you, “PUT MORE HATE BEHIND IT” your hands were trembling doing your best to keep his yari from smacking you on the head, so you did what any sane person would do and tried to sweep his feet. Only for him to take hold of your Yari and stabbing his own into the Ground blocking your kick and pushing himself back, his hand twisting and breaking your yari from your hold as you stumbled from being yanked up off the ground. Then he stood, his left hand holding his Yari that was stabbed into the ground, the right hand holding your own down by his side and he had his eyes closed with a smug smile, “You could be better, but of course you’d lose to someone like me. A little more work and you might not end up laid out on the dirt next time.” You don’t know why, your eyes teared up again, your lips wobbly breaking into a smile, before the tears started streaming adn you started laughing wiping away the tears. He looked at you like you were crazy, awkwardly shifting before you he poked your shoulder with the end of one of the yari. “Hey brat..” his eyes were looking everywhere but at you, “…Maybe it’s time for you to go home…” your tears stopped as you managed to finally look at him standing there, looking scared and awkward. “Yeah, maybe next time we can do it again and you can show me more.” He looked confused, “Next time?” “Yeah you said next time Sukuna.”

His face went blank when realised he had in fact said ‘next time’. He scratched his head, “I suppose I did.” Your eyes widened seeing a firefly pass in front of him, “You have fireflies here!” His eyes followed the bug before he smacked it down with a Yari trying not to snicker when your jaw dropped with wide eyes, “They're a real nuisance once the sun sets and they all decide to come out.” “ I NEED TO GET HOME!” He watched you run into his home and right back out, “will you-No.” He deadpanned and you huffed, “Fine. Only because if you get caught by a flesh trader I won't be held guilty for it.”

You followed his pace straight back to the clearing in the wisteria forest, the canopy blocked out the sky, and you stopped seeing Sukuna stop ahead of you looking around, “That’s weird.” You were confused, “What's weird?” You watched as he lifted his Yari pressing it against a branch of one of the trees and pushing it around, until it rustled, the shades of purples hidden in the dark coming to life with the glow of the light bugs that started to swarm and flash around as if they had just been awoken. Your eyes were gleaming with pure joy seeing the many light bugs that reminded you of the ones that once lived around your home lighting up those grassy plains and dark skies. “Cmon or I’ll leave you behind.” You looked ahead to see Sukuna poking another tree branch further ahead, the path lighting up with the fireflies guiding you home.

”Where do you live? What part of the city.” He broke the comfortable silence once the city was in sight. “Oh, I live in the Imperial Estate.” You didn’t miss the way his head snapped to look at you, before he looked away acting like it was nothing. “L/n Clan?” He asked looking ahead while he took a lantern off a shop you were passing, tying it to the Yari he held. You nodded, “Yeah.” You both walked through the city until you made it to the opposite side, that’s where the stone path started up the ascent. “You can make it home from here.” He wasn’t really asking, but you shook your head no, “Not at night…” he sighed, “What? Scared of the dark?” You didn’t deny it looking at him with pleading eyes before he rolled his, “FINE, but make it quick.” It was five stairs up when you heard a rustling and you clung to his side, he rolled his eyes swaying the lamp around, “Nothings there, see?” Still you didn’t let go and even when he tried to shake you off he relented when you didn’t move.

Finally reaching the top of the stairs it was no surprise to see the house lit up with lights. People were rushing around in panic, “WHERE IS YOUNG LADY Y/N?!”

You both saw a woman stop and look at the both of you, “Y/N” her face looked pained, she rushed at both of you and you heard Sukuna’s whisper, “who is she?” You mumbled back locking eye contact with the lady, “she’s my mom...”

”oh y/n! My little y/n! Where were you?! I've been worried, I was so scared! Those flesh traders got you, do you know how worried I was I’d never see you again!” She held you by your shoulder, eyes looking over your face. “I’m sorry mom, but I'm home safe, Sukuna made sure I got here and nothing bad happened. Her head snapped to him, he had a blank expression staring back at her, she knew that face, “You must be of the Wisteria Estate, you have your fathers name. A striking resemblance to him.” Her hands slipped from you while she turned to look at him, “You must be tired you can rest here and return home tomorrow.” He shook his head, “Thank you for your kind gesture Lady L/n but I’d prefer to return home as soon as possible.” He quickly bowed his head ready to turn and leave, “Then let me send a guard with you to assure your arrival.” He looked at her with a smug smile, “You shouldn’t think I need protection, I brought your daughter home safe all on my own.” He puffed his chest out like he was worthy of praise. Your mother giggled, “I see, well let me give you something as a sign of thank you for bringing my little y/n all the way home safe.” She looked around signalling a servant who rushed off and back with a small wooden gilded box. You both watched curiously as she opened the box, her fingers moving slowly before she pulled up a gold necklace with a pendant, it was a Jade figure of a lotus with a ruby centre. You looked at it in awe, Sukuna tilted his head confused.

“I know it's a bit feminine for a boy, but I can't just give you my husband's jewels, so maybe you’ll find use for it when you grow older and find a nice little lady to marry.” Her soft smile was unusual to him, but he reached up to take it only for all of you to realise you were still holding tight to his hand. You pulled your hand away quickly, a blush on your cheeks, your mothers eyes landed on you with a cheeky smile.

Sukuna was quick to make his escape bowing quickly. You felt how he bumped into you before running off not looking back, your mother stood at the top of the stairs, you stood by her watching that little lamplight bounce and fade its way down the stairs.

“My little Y/n,” her hand landed on your head brushing your hair back, you looked up seeing her soft smile, before she looked down at you, “Holding hands already hm?” You pouted looking away, “no.” She kept brushing your hair back, “Those Ryomen men are peculiar, but let's get you inside. We’re going to have a busy week.”

You made it to your room, your caregiver was there to help you, “What's this?” You turned to look, curious to see she had a little glass jar with two fireflies. You were overjoyed to take it from her but she stopped you, “Calm down lady Y/n if you shake them in your excitement they’ll surely die. Looking at them closely they must be a pair. How admirable, if you set them free maybe they will lay eggs nearby.”

You watched as she set the small jar by the window, the two bugs dancing trying to escape.

When she left you tucked in your bed, closing the door, you watched the light fade before you got up quietly rushing to your window, your little heart hoped and begged one day to see the fireflies abundant around your home again. You watched them fly free, their paths intertwining in the night sky.

You sighed, a smile on your little plump face, “…Ryomen Sukuna…”

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[blindmagdalena]

So, homelander completely naked, while you completely dressed🤔

Thoughts?

(👋🏻)

clothed/unclothed is one of my FAVORITE kinks!!! i'm very horny for Homelander's suit (and him compulsively coming in his pants) so i usually leave him in it, but turning the tables on him is so, so good.

for as reluctant as Homelander is to be vulnerable, it's also something he craves. he wants so badly to be seen beyond his facade, to be his genuine self and be loved for it, not despite it.

so to literally strip him down bare and just worship his body as it is would be precisely up his alley. by staying clothed you make sure the focus remains entirely on him, his body, his pleasure, his acceptance.

he'd be uncomfortable at first, too exposed, squirming, but you'd be able to talk him into relaxing. praising him and touching him slowly, coaxing him into lying down and just enjoying being enjoyed.

touching him all over and asking him what feels good, what doesn't, what he likes, what tickles and what makes him want more. he's so used to being used and commodified. he's rarely ever a participant in other people's enjoyment of him. you could change that, though.

it would be heaven for him. 🖤

[reality-detective]

🔥 EXPLOSIVE REVELATIONS: Rothschilds and Rockefellers in Free Fall as Banks Collapse! 🔥

In a stunning turn of events, the corrupt [DS] regime of the Rothschilds and Rockefellers is crumbling before our eyes. Desperate to conceal their massive corruption, they are resorting to private banks and covert tactics. The aftermath is becoming painfully clear as hundreds of banks in the US, along with major US stock agencies controlled by BlackRock [Rockefellers], are collapsing.

💥 NATO and the UN on the Brink of Bankruptcy 💥

As the dust settles, it becomes evident that the collapse of the Rothschilds and Rockefellers has far-reaching consequences. NATO and the UN are teetering on the edge of bankruptcy, with their financial lifelines severed. Shockingly, even the US military, the backbone of NATO, declines to support them in a potential war against Russia. Classified military reports reveal that without US military backing, NATO and the UN would crumble within a month.

🚫 Closed and Boarded Up: The Federal Reserve and the US Capital 🚫

Unprecedented scenes unfold as the US Federal Reserve remains closed and boarded up, while the US Capital sits behind barricades. Meanwhile, China, Russia, India, and the Middle East have abandoned the US fiat money banking system, refusing to sell oil to the US. The global financial landscape is shifting, and the implications are profound.

🛡 Inside Military Operations: Unmasking the Truth 🛡

For two and a half years, we've been warning you that we are amidst military operations led by white hats. The continuity of government is at play, with a shadow government running parallel to the facade. Patriots, Anons, and Q were the first to expose the fake White House studio where Biden is filmed. The truth is being concealed behind the fortified fences of the White House, where even the State of the Union address was never filmed.

⚔️ The Military's Silent Stand: Biden Left Isolated ⚔️

The plot thickens as it becomes clear that Biden is an isolated figurehead. The military never escorted him in Air Force One to the White House after his supposed election. He lacks access to the prestigious Cheyenne Mountain military base, and top US generals refuse to engage or brief him. Biden's presidency is nothing more than a charade orchestrated by the deep state, while the real power rests in the hands of the white hats.

📰 Mainstream Media in Meltdown: The Fall of the Cabal 📰

The fake mainstream media, controlled by BlackRock, Vanguard, and State Street, is in a rapid downward spiral. The truth is breaking through their web of deception, causing their empire to crumble. Meanwhile, Trump fearlessly takes on the CIA in a public showdown, exposing their covert operations to the world.

🌐 The Unseen Battles: Behind the Scenes 🌐

A whirlwind of events is unfolding behind the scenes. Nothing is a coincidence in this grand chessboard of power. The military, standing as the last line of defense for truth and justice, holds the key to our salvation.

Stay vigilant as the world transforms before our eyes. The military's silent revolution is the only path to reclaiming our freedom and dismantling the deep state's stranglehold on our society. 🤔

[wolfofcelestia]

Hiiii! Imagine a role reversal where Zayne is a hunter instead of a doctor, I feel he'd be a tad bit, or by if not actually similar to Dawnbreaker no? Do you have any headcanons of your own for hunter!Zayne? :D

Ooh, interesting idea 🤔

I think he’d be absolutely terrifying as a hunter. Even more so than Dawnbreaker, because if Zayne signed up to be a hunter, he’d take his duty extremely seriously

I feel like he’d earn a nickname like The Ice Demon or something because he’d be extremely analytical and take a no-nonsense approach to his work. His kills are efficient, clean, and ruthless

In his stage 150 call, we learn that he writes up reports for MC after every battle and comes up with strategies to improve. All this, when he’s not a hunter himself, so imagine how oragnized and strategic he’d be if this was his full time job

Along with being a nightmare for wanderers, I feel like his fellow hunters would also be intimidated by him because he always seems so focused and concentrated on the next strategy and battle

He wouldn’t have the crutch of being seen as a healer anymore and with his efficacy, he wouldn’t let any of his teammates get hurt, so they’d never see him in a more softer light where he’d take care of someone. Every mission is a life or death situation and he’d treat it with the respect it deserves. No fooling around

I feel like it would be more lonely for him because no one would try to approach him and break through his cold facade. And those who do try would only want to challenge him because they’d want to bring The Ice Demon down to their level

It would be up to MC to show everyone that he’s just a normal person, and the more they eat lunch together at their desks or at the cafeteria where everyone can see, the more people start to warm up to him

If MC wasn’t also a hunter alongside him, I feel like he’d be stuck in cold reputation where everyone’s intimidated by him

[noctusfury]

Did Viggo Really Die? (RTTE Headcanon and Theory)

Well met, my fellow Furians! Today, we'll dive into a topic I've been sitting on for years since the show, particularly Season 6, back in 2018.

Did Viggo really die in "Triple Cross"?

Thankfully, several other people have had this suspicion besides me, from what I saw after googling it.

There's @kingofthewilderwest 's post here, though it's about Season 4, I feel it applies well here. There's also a discussion thread about Viggo's death on the HTTYD Wiki here if you feel like checking it out.

But I found it really odd that Viggo "died" so anti-climatically when he survived a BLOODY VOLCANO!!! (That still ticks me off, by the way.)

What makes it stranger is that we see Viggo acting injured in this scene when Hiccup turns to Viggo.

And what happens after Hiccup leaves? Viggo straightens, drops the facade, and does THIS:

I mean look at this mad-lad WALKING AND CHARGING like nothing had happened to him!!! It's absurd!

And those arrows didn't look like they went all that deep. Which, when you think about it, makes sense. After all, there's no way Viggo wouldn't have arrow-resistant armor. Being the Chieftain of Dragon Hunters, his armor is probably mostly made of dragon materials. His cuirass is likely made of some tough dragon material, specifically made to repel any assassination attempts. Someone in his position must've had a lot of assassination attempts and even mutinies. Either that or Viggo is just extremely careful and wants to make sure every precaution is taken to ensure his safety and life.

Of course, the Skrill's fire blast might've killed him, but considering that we never see his death, we haven't seen a body, and the fact Krogan and Johann never mentioned it must mean that Viggo is actually alive.

Allow me to explain how this could be possible.

Viggolocks and the Three Accomplices

As you know, there is a special meaning to "Triple Cross". Not only is it encompassing the double-cross by Krogan and Johann against Viggo, but also the triple-cross Viggo did against them.

However, there's also another reason:

The Accomplices!

In this episode, when Hiccup met Viggo, the latter had this to say:

"The Accomplice. One of the most important pieces in all of Maces and Talons, allowing a player to use an opponent's piece for their own ends. You can certainly win without it; but with it, you can attain total victory."

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This entire episode's theme is about accomplices. In fact, it's accomplices who are the episode's catalyst.

How many? Three.

Yes, that's right. THREE!

Hiccup is the first accomplice, obviously.

Who's the second?

A Skrill. Viggo drags Hiccup along to a very cold and snowy place (my theory and headcanon is someplace around the Shivering Shores), and uses a shiny dagger to attract a Skrill to him.

But why a Skrill? Viggo explains this to Hiccup in this scene:

"In ancient times, the Singetail was one of the most feared dragons. However, there was one dragon, whose powerful blast could neutralize the Singetail's fire. Meet our Accomplice, Hiccup. The Singetail's only predator: the Skrill."

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Krogan's Flyers were guarding the Hunter base where the Dragon Eye was located. As such, having a Skrill — the Singetails' natural predator and only enemy — on their side was essential to their plan, even if it was just to be a distraction.

However, there was one more accomplice — a third accomplice — who might have possibly been involved that Hiccup (and perhaps even Viggo) didn't know was involved in their little scheme.

This guy, in Season 5's "Wings of War".

Honestly, I truly view this to be an abysmal display of teasing us with a plot point, only to not do anything with it! Seriously! What a waste of a good plot device! 😤💢😠

Or is it? 👀🤔

When he and Viggo dived into the volcano in Dragon's Edge, he almost fell off the ledge and into the volcano (even though, in reality, it's impossible to be anywhere near a volcano without dying from one thing or another 😑).

However, Viggo saved him from dying, causing the Hunter Goon to say this:

Dragon Hunter: I owe you my life!

Viggo: Perhaps someday you will repay me in some small way.

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Bear in mind, Viggo didn't do this out of the goodness of his heart. He needed an ally — or an accomplice, in this case — who he could use in the tentative ally-cum-rival's camp. And saving his life was a great way to hook him into doing whatever he wanted him to do.

Thus, it is entirely possible that Viggo recruited him to take part in this scheme, fully intending to escape, take back his Hunters, and go to other lands to continue his empire.

In fact, what's interesting is the expression of this Hunter in this scene below.

Of course, as you know, from the earlier GIFs, it could just be that he was surprised at Viggo charging at him. But you never know.

Of course, one could point out that the Hunter might've already paid Viggo back by interrupting Viggo (and thus Krogan's attempt at assassinating him) in "Wings of War". However, I find that to be a flimsy rebuttal, and I don't believe that Viggo would let that slide and would argue that he already knew of Krogan's scheme, and thus, would insist that the Hunter still owed him.

Conclusion

Therefore, it is my conclusion — along with my theory and headcanon — that Viggo survived this confrontation. Albeit injured, he is saved by the Hunter whose life he redeemed for his own use as the unknown accomplice (to Hiccup) for his plans, and helped him escape Krogan and Johann, where they go to some isolated place to heal. And later, Viggo would gather the remnants of the Hunters, reunite with his Tribe, and sail to distant lands, as he had promised Hiccup.

What do you guys think? Do you think it's plausible? Did you also think it unlikely that Viggo perished in this episode? Let me know your thoughts!

Thanks for reading! Hope you have a wonderful weekend!

Long Live the Night

— Noctus Fury

[jackiestailor]

Oops make that Revy and/balalaika one with a fem s/o, just saw you only do fxf

ur all good; i love revy and balalaika :3

Pairings: Revy x F! reader

Revy with a sweet but violent gf! <3

warnings: typical violence 🤔, cursing, only half a part being posted,,,,,,,🤫

ok so let’s literally ignore the fact i posted this 2 years after the ask was sent 💀‼️‼️ and the fact i couldn’t finish balalaika’s part so i cut it out 😭.

Revy

revy, perhaps the scariest woman on earth (next to balalaika) was into women after all?! truth be told, that shocked revy herself as much as it did her other friends, probably herself even more if she pondered about how or why or even when it all started. though if she thought hard enough, she dates it back to last year when she met a particular sweet girl who seemed to always be like that: sweet, kind, and seeming to have no hate in her body. boy, was she wrong. she saw that girl-- you-- beating the shit out of some guy in the alleyway because he was hitting on your friend.

revy and rock were simply walking around roanapur when the two of them were beginning to hear faint grunts coming from some alleyway. rock was the first one to check it out while revy didn't think it was worth her time and stayed behind until rock eventually had to get in the middle of the beating, attempting to pry you away from the poor man.

"isn't that enough?!" rock shouted once he got to you and the guy you were beating up; he was lying on the ground, his arms folded over his stomach in pain after you were stomping on his stomach over and over again. your frown, which was the nastiest one that rock had ever seen (possibly worse than what revy gives him), quickly left as you looked up at him with a grin. "why do you get to determine what's enough for him?"

"because he's just a man!"

you scrunched up your face, turning to face rock with a frown. for a moment he had a little bit of hope in his eyes that you'd stop, but that went away as quickly as it came when you took your foot and pressed it against his shoulder, dislocating it after a moment had passed, and a spine-chilling, blood-curdling scream came from the man underneath you. revy even found herself grimacing at the reverberating sound that was probably heard from the other half of roanapur.

"that's what you call a man?" you look back down at the cripple beneath you, his left arm clutching his right one as he was cowering down in both fear and pain, two things you think go hand-in-hand. "what a weak man."

"she doesn't seem that bad," revy comments to herself, paying no mind to the fact that rock heard it himself and sent her a look. you eventually removed your foot from his shoulder then stood on both feet and turned to face them.

"uh, i'm rock, and this is my friend revy--"

"don't you ever call me your fuckin' friend."

"i'm rock and this is revy."

you slightly perk your eyebrows upwards at the pair; they looked pretty good together, you would admit, if you didn't just hear revy threaten rock. while you were checking them out, your eyes scanning the both of them like you're a robot, revy was giving you a dirty look when you glanced back at rock.

"i'm y/n," you said rather politely, a stark and confusing contrast from your attitude and actions earlier, which baffled both rock and revy to an extent. revy was a bit appalled, though she seemed indifferent. rock was clearly shocked, but he had to remember that this was roanapur, every bit of crazy goes on here, and that very well includes a polite girl with manners turning into a merciless menace.

"forgive me for being rude earlier, may i buy you both drinks?"

"cut the horseshit politeness facade, we know you don't give two shits about our forgiveness."

"being polite gets you in many places," you grin as you begin to walk past them, stopping right when you leave the alleyway. "are you two coming?"

"she did apologize," rock nudged revy's arm a bit with a knowing look on his face. knowing revy, she did not trust you, at all, but she's not dumb enough to turn down free drinks, so she went instead of throwing a hissy fit.

going out for drinks that night with rock and revy ended with a shootout, not unusual. you did feel bad for the owner, he just wants to run his bar. when you walked out with them (unscathed, much to rock's surprise), you offered to walk them back to wherever they were going, but revy was adamant about ditching you right then and there so she dragged rock off back to dutch and benny.

time and time again, the two of them would see you around roanapur, be it beating up some other low lifer in a secluded area or walking around the city with one of your friends. revy would scowl at the sight of you seeming so polite around your friends, knowing that you're a real monster from when she first laid eyes on you. she doesn't hate that, you've gotta be ruthless in a fight to win, but at least be upfront and honest about yourself, or at least that's her way of thinking.

when another shootout happened at the bar for about the third time that month, you just so happened to be on the other side of the bar where you'd been sitting there, looking so fucking prim and proper, like you've been groomed for perfection your whole life when you're far from it. revy's eyes landed on you, watching you with eagle eyes as your nimble fingers picked up the glass, just barely swirling it around and talking to the person next to you with much warmth and richness in your voice. she could practically hear you from across the bar, talking about whatever the hell she thought you were talking about with those words rolling off of your tongue and escaping your smooth lips. wait-- why is she paying attention to your lips, of all fucking things about you?

the shootout started only a moment after revy spotted you, which was why she was a bit startled when she heard the first gunshot, because she was paying so much attention to you. after that night she didn't see you again for months, she thought you'd somehow died, which baffled her for a while because of how menacing you were in that alley. but eventually she got over it and moved on with her life.

that is, until some random boat decided to bash heads with dutch's torpedo boat.

"what the hell?! who the fuck is that?!" revy shouted from the front before turning to face dutch in the window. he didn't have time to answer, so he simply shrugged behind the window as he steered the boat away from the other the best he could. his efforts amounted to nothing when the boat shot large grapples onto his, and a platform pushed itself out from the body of the ship.

"did you miss me?" your voice comes out just as rich as she last heard it. revy can't believe herself, or the figure standing in front of her, seeming proud of itself for making such a dramatic entrance. there you are, standing in front of the torpedo ship, one step away from joining as you stand there, the back of your trench coat flying and flapping in the wind as the sea breeze blew past everyone, eventually blowing part of revy's hair in her face.

"you wish i fuckin' did, what the fuck is all this shit?" she frowns, pointing her gun at your ship and everyone on it, then back at you. your hands remain in your pockets as the two of you stand there face to face, a mere foot away from each other. your eyes dart around in revy's background, momentarily glancing at dutch, who was aiming his gun at you, finger on the trigger and ready to pull, then you look at rock, watching him stand there with a look of shock on his face. it amuses you, so you smile slightly, then you finally look back at revy.

"what the fuck are you smiling at, asshole? there's nothin' funny about this bullshit stunt you and your dipshit crew's pullin'."

"i see you're still violent," your gentle smile turns into a smirk, an equally teasing glint in your eyes, and the more revy looks, the more visible it is. "you can't fucking talk, you beat the ever loving fuck out of some guy in an alley."

you simply shrugged and shuffled your hands in your pockets. revy looked down at one of your pockets before she lowered her left arm, pointing it at your right pocket with her gun. "hands out the fuckin' pockets right now, missy."

"alright alright," you take them out, holding your hands up in a state of defeat. revy narrowed her eyes for a moment, debating on whether she should look through your pockets or not before she let her thoughts win and shove an intruding hand into your pocket, rummaging through, but she ultimately found nothing.

she sighed, lifting up your arm again and keeping you at gunpoint. "what is it you want, asshole?" she grumbles out, her forehead creasing as her eyebrows knit even closer, forming a ripple on the bridge of her nose. you shrug after a moment of thinking, "i dunno, we were simply cruising around and we saw your ship, and at first i wasn't sure if it was you, but then that beautiful hair was unmistakable.

"cut the shit and stop lying, what the fuck did you want?" she grits her teeth, moving her cutlass upwards to press it against your forehead. your eyes follow it, almost crossing as you're barely looking at her finger resting on the trigger.

"believe me revy, when i say i only wanted to talk to you."

"why'd you wanna fuckin' talk to me?"

"because you're cool, and very interesting at that."

revy grinded her teeth against each other, tempted to pull the trigger and blow your brains out. she would, if she weren't so busy paying attention to that goddamn smirk on your lips. that charming smirk she sees makes her want to gag, she's sure you've given that same smirk to all the pretty men you see just to leave the morning after. what she didn't know, was that you didn't use it on men, quite the opposite, one would think.

"are you trying to fuckin talk me up or some shit?"

"no," you shake your head, a small chuckle leaves your lips as you do so. "would you like me to?"

“what the hell?!"

you took your chance to grab her gun from her hand while she was still confused by your words, then grabbing her by her elbow and flipping her around, her back hitting your chest as you held her own gun to her chin.

revy reached into her other socket, grabbing her other cutlass and holding it up to the side of your head. your finger pressed lightly against the trigger and your grip on the rest of the gun tightened as the seconds passed, no one saying a word or moving at all. the waves and the wind blowing were the loudest sounds at the moment.

"put the fuckin' gun down, or i blow your fuckin brains out," she grumbled, pressing the cutlass harder against your temple. it didn't hurt, but you still pressed the gun against her own temple even harder. "do it, there's a whole crew waiting for you on the other side of this platform," you emphasize by tilting your head back towards your own ship, with your own crew pointing their own guns at revy. she barely turned her head to see the crew before she already got a good view of the handful with M4 Carbines.

"i've taken out way more than that, so they can fuckin' have it, but it's your fuckin' choice, dipshit."

"let me buy you another drink, it's the least i could do since we're out in the middle of the coast."

all revy could think was, is she serious right now? you're offering her drinks when you're holding each other at gunpoint? despite the fact you nearly crawled onto dutch's torpedo ship, stole her gun and currently are holding her at gunpoint at the moment, she never says no to free drinks.

"alright, fine. but you better not fuckin' pull some fuckin' bullshit like this again, dickwad," she brought her arm down, letting it fall to her side as you removed the gun yourself. you removed your other arm from her waist and handed her the gun back, to which she shoved both of them back in their socket.

after that event, you had to convince dutch, benny and rock to join revy in the hull, since that's where you had a bar be put in and hired a bartender as well. the four of them seemed curious, and you couldn't help yourself so you went on to explain that you're a smuggling company: in exchange for smuggling goods and whatnot, you're paid in money and a collection of drinks, like different brands of beer, whiskey, rum, etcetera.

"why the fuck would you get rum, of all drinks?" revy questions, looking at the rum sitting across the bar with a stink eye. you hum, looking in that direction as well. "some part of my crew likes it. i always make sure to do a round check to see what drinks the crew wants before i get it," you turn back to face her, then rest the side of your head on your hand. revy scrunches up her face before taking another sip from her glass, "just how rich are you? you've got your own fuckin' bar on a fucking ship that looks like throwback 1769 and you've got some of the most expensive fuckin' brands on the planet."

you shrug, "i can't tell you that. i'm a certified gatekeeper."

"screw you," revy shakes her head disapprovingly, biting back a chuckle from escaping her now pursed lips. your own lips stretch into a toothy grin as you swivel around the glass sitting in the grasp of your smooth finger tips. revy feels your eyes staring at her, so she whips her head around to find you flashing her a charming grin that pissed her off to no end.

"fuck you and that smug look on your face," she grumbles as she lifts her glass up to drink the whole thing in an attempt to hide her now rosy cheeks.

"what? does it look too good for you?"

"shut up," she grumbles again as she brings her arm up to wipe her nose as if it helps with her cheeks. you chuckle as you watch her try not to look embarrassed.

after that night, things went back to the way they were before: rock and revy seeing you around roanapur, beating up some guy or walking around with a friend. that smirk you gave her still lingers in the back of her mind and whenever she thinks about it, she can't stop the blood rushing up to her cheeks. it confuses her, to say the least, because it only happens when she's thinking about you, another girl. rock asked her about it since he, benny and dutch were all noticing how she's been acting lately, and dutch and benny all decided to put rock up to the job to ask about it.

it took a long while worth of asking and convincing, but revy finally gave in if he would finally shut up about it. she told him what was going on, and rock immediately jumped to the idea of feelings. that definitely set her off, ending with her stating she'd never talk about this stuff with him again while she stomped away from the bar, knowing that he might be right.

though the chances are small. but never zero.

"revy, when are you going to talk to y/n again? she seemed really nice, other than when she threatened you."

"that's up to her, she has to fuckin' talk to me," revy shrugs as she plops down at her signature chair at the bar. rock sighs resting his elbows on the wood, then he turns around when he hears the door open again.

"you might not have to wait that long, look," rock gently pats revy's arm, pulling her attention towards the door that just opened. there you stood, looking as smug and charming as ever as your eyes scanned the room, seemingly looking for revy.

"she's over here!" rock yells, pointing his thumb at revy sitting next to him. her face immediately turns red when she sees you glance at her, and you stroll over towards her with something in your hand.

"do i still look too good for you?" your voice is as warm as her cheeks and as rich as you look, holding a singular white rose with your fingers. revy takes a moment to glance at the flower in your hand, then scoffs as she turns to face you with a frown. "the fuck are you doin' here?"

"came to talk to the most beautiful girl i've ever seen, of course," you hand her the rose as she glances down at it like it's a foreign object. she gives it a stink eye before reluctantly taking it in her own hands, still not bothering to smell it (she never saw the joy of smelling flowers.)

"why a white rose? i thought red was the fuckin' standard," she grimaces looking up at you with barely pink tinted cheeks. you shrug, "red's overrated."

somehow the two of you are closer, because everyone in the bar is cheering and chanting for the both of you to 'kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss!' revy was having none of it, though she couldn't deny how sweet this was of you, but not in a good way. she finds it concerning, knowing you could switch up any minute.

unfortunately for her and very fortunately for you, the pressure put on by everyone else caves in on the both of you as revy leans in hesitantly, breath reeking of alcohol and smoke fans against your face before you close the gap, slotting your lips against hers.

the previous statement still stands, revy liking women shocked herself as much as it did rock, dutch and benny and almost every other person in roanapur. even balalaika was a bit surprised when word got around eventually. you and revy were quite the pair, she's still rude like she was before, but always gets into fights with people if they're rude to you.

she's still baffled, to say the least, at how she caught feelings for someone-- let alone another girl-- who looks like the pussiest of all pussies on the planet. that certainly isn't the case, and people shouldn't really judge something just by the looks of it, but that's how revy thinks.

still, the two of you remained a cute couple, and it's best we leave it at that.

[demonslayerswap]

What information can you tell us about the Butterfly Demon Sisters of Mount Fumichou & their blood demon arts? I'd like to know more about them if possible!

Ummm... I have only designed 3* (actually 5 but you'll see what I mean) of them so far, but here's what I have planned:

Shinobu is presents herself as a innocent girl who is overprotective over her sisters, but the reality is that her smile is just a facade for a wrathful lower moon.

Kanae, the oldest of the sisters, is a imposing monstrous demon. She is tall, strong and fast. And even when you think she's beaten, she metamorphises into a new form.

Finally we have the 3 caterpillars of the family. With beady eyes and worm-like bodies, they are quite uncanny, but it's their poison that really makes them dangerous, turning others into larvae.

I still need to come up with looks for Kanao (who swaps with the spider sister) and Aoi (who swaps with the spider mother). Kanao should be simple, but I need to think of a way for Aoi to control others (maybe through pheromones? 🤔)...

[randomluck-ofthe-universe]

E News gives themselves away with that headline. Why does there need to be “proof” that Timmy fits into their world? Unless it’s the KarJenners using E News to address the internet’s opinion that they don’t make sense together. They know we’re not buying so they need to convince us. Celebrities in normal relationships don’t constantly go to tabloids in this way. Although it isn’t everyone, many people see through the facade and know these two make zero sense. I can’t wait until award season is over so they can slow down and eventually stop this nonsense. It’s embarrassing and it seems like Timmy’s peers don’t like it either. Not just us 🤔

"Why does there need to be “proof” that Timmy fits into their world? ... They know we’re not buying so they need to convince us. Celebrities in normal relationships don’t constantly go to tabloids in this way."

🎯💯💯

and...

"Unless it’s the KarJenners using E News to address the internet’s opinion that they don’t make sense together."

👇👇👇

'WE'RE STILL DOING AMAZING, SWEETIE'

.. really?? 😏😎🤡

anon thank you for your message 😘 I'm with you about everything you said.

this embarrassing awards season is finally coming to an end and I hope I'm wrong but I don’t think the pathetic show will end with it 🤦😑

[tinyfantasminha]

TALK ABOUT YOUR SONIC 3 EXPERIENCE 👹

HHHHHHHHHHHhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH

OKAY before anything else I want to state that I am well-versed enough in sonic lore and I played Sonic Adventure 1 + 2 and watched Sonic X in japanese so I'm VERY biased 😫(also I watched it in the PTBR dub so when I mention dialogues it might not be totally accurate to the original audio BUT I did as much research as I could 😫)

Overall the movie went pretty much the direction I was expecting 🤔it wasn't 100% accurate to SA2 sure but?!? The changes were not bad at all! I remember when I saw the trailers I was a bit doubtful on Gerald being present throughout the movie but he ended up BEING ONE OF THE BEST THINGS OF THE MOVIE OHMY GOD BLESS JIM CARREY 😫 I found myself having a blast of fun and laughing at EVERY single scene of him and Eggman just doing silly (for evil reasons >:)) shenanigans

EGGMAN'S AND STONE'S DIVORCE ARC 💔💔The ''toxic'' yaoi was only a facade..... they were actually just doomed yaoi this entire time 💔

THEY ACTUALLY DID THE ''talk about low budget flights ✈️🙄no food 🍿🍕or movies 🎞️📺💅i'm outta here 😂😂😂🏃🏃'' IM CRAYZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Tails was OK in this movie, not really as interesting as he was in movie 2 but ooOHHMYNGOODDD KNUCKLCKES 😫😫😫😫😫😫💕 I LOVE LOVE LOVE the movie characterization for Knuckles... the big-brother coded scenes ..... the highlight was definitely the scene when he and Sonic are arguing about the Master Emerald, OML THE TRUST HE HAS IN HIS BROTHER

Ok let's skip to the good part already. SHADOWWWWWWWWWW SHADODWWWWBWHGHHGHDHJFGDFJNJNFD THE INITIAL SCENE WITH HIM KNOCKING OUT THE GUN SOLDIERS AND TELEPORTING I WAS JUMPNIG IN MY SEAT POIUNTING AT THE SCREEN THEY REFERENCED SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG 2005 OPENIGN IM SHITTING MY PANTS I COULD ALMOST HEAR I AM ALL OF ME IN THE DISTANCE OML

Shadow's and Maria's story was done spectacularly. It was SO nice to see how their daily life was..... Maria getting to act just like a pre teen her age, they danced and watched movies together.... 😭😭😭I was almost tearing up at that sequence just by knowing that these peaceful moments would come to an end. Her death was a liiitle different than what we expected yeah they wouldn't just fucking shoot a 12 year old in a kids movie unfortunately but it had the same impact nonetheless and dAAMMN Gerald's absolutely HAUNTED look??! I GOT CHILLS

Okay but hands down the moment that I just can't get out of my head??? ''Oh Ivo... you're no Maria.'' I LEGIT GASPEDDDDDD like yeah I did expect Gerald's plan because that's what happens in canon after all but I was NOT expecting this level of coldness towards his own — and REMAINING — family. Not a twist villain, but a villain with a twist. I may have gotten spoilers for the post credit scenes but I'm SO GLAD I wasn't spoiled for this. (Also me and my friends laughed out loud when he went down like a looney tunes villain 😭)

I was spoiled that Amy appeared in the post credit (the kid behind me was also saying ''oh Amy will appear'' 💀) but UUUHHH IDK HOW I AVOIDED THE METAL SONIC SPOILERS SO I WAS LEGIT SHOCKED. The only time I admittedly screamed in the theater, ''WHAT IS THAT?!? METAL SONIC?!?!!!'' OKAY SO SONIC 4 WILL BE BASED ON SONIC CD IG........... I regretfully am not really well versed in classic Sonic lore BUTTT I WATCHED SONIC OVA A LOT so PLEASE PLEASE if Metal turns out to be the main antagonist in Sonic 4 PLEASE make Sonic OVA references 😭🙏 ESPECIALLY TO ITS CLIMAX...... if you know you know.

AND LAST THING BUT THEY DID IT. TJEY DID IT THEY DID IT IM FUKCCN CRAZY

NOT ONLY SHADOW IS A FEMINIST HE ALSO LOVES LATINAS CONFIRMED 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 GABRIELLA SHOULD KILL THEM BOTH SHES NOT A PRIZE TO BE WON !!!!!!!!!!!! THANKY YOU SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG YOURE THE REAL ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

so glad I went with my special shirt for this occasion 🙏🙏🙏 IF NO ONE GOT ME I KNOW SHADOW GOT ME

[punks-never-die205]

What are the best ways to court kid and killer once you’re in the dating phase 🤔

Primarily, be yourself.

Sounds like a cop out, but I'm telling you, if you pretend to be what they want to get that ring on your finger and let the facade slip after the wedding day, you'll be lucky to slip on some divorce papers after that, and not end up being sunk in the bottom of the ocean.

In being genuine, if it works, great, if it doesn't, that's really okay too. Unless you do something wild like cheat on one of them, you'll probably part surprisingly amicably.

Kid especially strikes me as a guy who could be nearly friends with an ex, situation dependent. Killer I think maybe too, but I feel like he's a little more soft hearted and would have a harder time not pining.

But also - being willing and able to communicate. Even if you need a minute, or if you need to do so in unorthodox ways - like writing it down. You don't have to be willing to bark back at Kid at the same intensity, you just gotta be able to get there.