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can we get some tsaritsa headcanons of yours? specifically appearance wise because i gen don't know how to picture her in my head.
YES because i've thought about it extensively and revised it like 20 times. um. don't expect a full descriptor though i run on Vibes tm
the core of tsaritsa to me is a careful dichotomy of archon of cryo + goddess of love. creating the ideal symbol of love and also frigid and emotionless. of a warrior as much as a leader. Childe speaks of this especially (describing her as a true warrior, arrogant and cold in Childe's delusion story, again with Childe but in his "about Tsaritsa" voice line describing her as gentle, "too gentle"). this is the base of her design, to me.
originally i leaned towards "very tall but very lean" at first but i've kind of leaned in the opposite direction lately. still view her as very tall (inhumanely, even), but i've taken a lot of inspiration from marble statues (and sometimes paintings) as a reference (notably and obviously, aphordite) in terms of body structure with the only exception being i view her with broader shoulders then typically painted/sculpted. facial structure is a different matter, but the general view i have is "angular and sharp" (prominent cheekbones, defined jawline, etc).
to be more specific as well, i tend to make the tsaritsa very colorless. the most color she gets is the occasional shades of blue, but most colors i associate with her are very monochrome in nature. i also use this to create a less "human" appearance for her as a personal hc of mine that the archons are all vaguely Off and not quite human in some manner. i portray this specifically in a few ways (extremely pale skin (to the point it makes her veins a lot more visible), white iris, etc) and a few other things i haven't quite settled on. i've considered the idea of her fingers having a black gradient (similar to arlecchino, in a manner) in reference to severe frostbite.
not quite as necessary to the design but i also just give all the Archons big teef on principle. nothing more intimidating then someone you thought was a funeral consultant flashing a set of teeth that can rip out your jugular with no effort!! +1 to unnerving factor. don't piss off the local mondstadt bard, either. it's a bit unnerving to see them when he's laughing like a madman.
speaking of unnerving, i usually write and view the tsaritsa as very stone faced. like, it could put arlecchino to shame. not a single emotion to be seen. you won't even see her face twitch if she's angry. if she smiles you've royally fucked up and you have roughly 0.2 seconds to live. g-dspeed.
another feature i usually add is claw jewelry because it just Fits. in silver, obviously. and she keeps those things sharp. don't get mistaken by the name she can maim a man with those.
i keep clothing very vague because im not familiar with traditional clothing (ill create a mock-up of a design some day. probably) but one of the core parts of it is the veil. don't think wedding veil, though. even if it's white i imagine it's design more as a mourning veil because it fits more with her character (while weddings are associated with "love", the mourning veil suits her better i think in this regard. delusional made up lore things babey!!!!).
#asks#Anonymous#tsaritsa#i would imagine a bit of fur plays a part in her design though. is this bc i love fur in designs?? maybe!!! fur on clothes esp formal ones#is so good its unreal#i think abt tsaritsa design a lot i try to create a dichotomy of “mother” versus “archon” in essence?? its kind of complicated#mother in reference 2 the hoth kids referring to her as such which is WILD.#crazy lore drop there btw arlecchino u got smth 2 say abt that “father” holds out a mic#i am going off the like 2 things we know about her here give me a break#all i had for so long was like. venti offhanded mention and childes two mentions#the arle one doesnt really tell me much but it does make me go crazy anyway#further confirming my characterization of the tsaritsa i think hoyo is taking notes from me /j#okay i need 2 be put down before this gets out of hand im stopping myself and cutting this short#or i will never shut up everyone go home#i said i run off pure vibes w her design i wasnt lying btw#tldr powerful but “gentle” silhouette is the goal#big quotes around gentle
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edit (10/23/2024) now that the poll is over: Original version, with 10 questions, from April 2023 here
And, given that the original is from April 2023, that means I can very easily say:
No, this was not an ISAT reference!
Just because I use parentheses and 2nd person pov and love the same concepts of what a time loop can do to a person doesn't mean it's ISAT
(Yes, I like ISAT, the original poll is why I was recommended the game! But if you look at the original, you can see all the origins of the options to choose from, including what spurred me on with the moss option from the replies)
If I were going to make something for ISAT, I would never be so vague, you can simply look at my ao3 for proof of that
#egg speaks#writing#polls#my writing#egg writes#my polls#poetry#time loops#listen I want to run this again#time loop poll#<- check that tag on my blog for the original 10 option version lmao#unreality#you know I didn't think I'd get fed up with people making isat jokes about this#I thought it'd be like oh hey neat same hat#we both like the same game#but people keep going “oh this is JUST an ISAT reference”#as if it's not a genuine work of creativity I did myself. it feels a bit devaluing#“op you played isat” yes but that came after the original!!!!!#I KNOW it's not meant like that but I want people to engage in my work as its own thing. you can make jokes about similar media!!!#but this is it's own thing!!!!#I want people to like it for what it is. I want people to enjoy it outside of other media. I want it to stand on its own#I'm flattered someone said it was good enough that they think it could be narration from the game and read just as well!!!!#but like. idk. all the other medias popping up (pmmm. orv. higurashi. etc) aren't people calling it a /reference/#if I wanted it to be an ISAT reference I would have tagged it originally. I would have targeted it toward ISAT fans more intentionally.#I love fanworks but this was an ode to time loops alone. I wanted people to think. to have to CHOOSE. I wanted PARTICIPATION#time loops as a narrative and as horror and as a group activity via polls on tumblr. also s/o to the person who said 40 hr work week so tru
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we as a society moved on from the mitchells vs the machines way too fast
#i love that movie so much its unreal#just rewatched it today for the fourth time or so. spectacular as always#the mitchells vs the machines#tmvstm#katie mitchell#aaron mitchell#rick mitchell#linda mitchell#movies#just rewatched this movie#this movie is so fucking good#animated movie#animation
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"I'm a little bemused as to why crowley would risk destruction for you, you don't seem his type at all" that was. actually a thing they said. like that's a thing that was written in the script and said by an actor on good omens. then michael sheen had the absolute AUDACITY to raise his eyebrows like a fucking bitch who knows exactly what's crowley's type and that it's only ever been him. like!!! this is too gay even for me holy shit
#nothing is too gay for me at all but that fucking scene is so unreal to me like its just so fucking cunty and fucking like shit like this#happens in basically EVERY cishet movie/series but never in queer ones and i am going INSANE good this show#i cant shut up abt how much i love it and i wont#good omens#good omens s2#azicrow#crowley#aziracrow#aziraphale#go s2#ineffable spouses
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working on something soooo diabolical n twisted rn
unknown/nth by hozier x birdrick save me
#rick and morty#birdrick#hozier's entire unreal unearth album is about them btw#making a lyric comic thing#put them in their normal outfits for blood ridge#thats inspired by user birdricks! its so cool go check out its birdrick playlist#bulky robot outfits are cool but their lil freedom fighter outfits are sooooo good#this piece is 14 images long btw#i'm absolutely losing my mind#my art
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#rwby#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#bumbleby#rwby spoilers#ITS THEM#GOD#I AM#SO#HAPPY#Ive been meaning to draw more#but uni said no#had to make this though#freaking finally this was so perfect and so good and I am SO NORMAL about them#unreal#they spark so much joy#Ive been doing nothing but replaying that scene and thinking about them 24/7#bless this show and everyone who worked on it and the fandom#the confessions#the i love yous#i am never going to be normal about this#the love I feel for these two#anyway#here have this bit of brainrot#and hopefully I can draw more once the semester is over
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in most size fiction, you’ll see giants trapping tinies in a variety of objects. things like small boxes, under cups, perhaps in a clean jar. all of those are safe for a tiny. however, you’ll never see a tiny trapped in a plastic bottle, or a styrofoam container, and that is because tinies can actually leech micro-plastics and styrene from their surroundings and concentrate it into a venomous substance they can shoot from their gills, like that freakyass dinosaur in that one Jurassic Park movie. the only notable exception to this are those plastic little bug containers with a magnifying glass at one end they sell at the dollar store with a shitty net. those are able to hold tinies without any effects; science is unable to explain why.
#g/t#giant tiny#unreality#unreality tw#some mornings i wake up like. oh my god i need to talk about bullshit#pick a topic and then just speak as an authority. its like enrichment for me. like improv but writing. just YES AND’ing my own bit#anyways GOOOOOOOD MORNING. IDK WHY IM UP SO EARLY. BUT I AM. GOOD MORNING
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SYCAMORE SUNDAY! layton spoilers ahead
#finished my al replay this week#soooo good i love that gsme so much its unreal#most of these drawn in the middle of it#i have a few more but they wont fit in the post#professor layton#desmond sycamore#jean descole#hershel layton#sycamore sunday
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The thing about Francesca is that it isn't just saying "loving you is worth any punishment," it's saying "a punishment that keeps me with you is no punishment at all." It's not that you can brave a hurricane if it's the cost of loving someone, it's that standing in a hurricane for eternity with the person you love is still an eternity with the person you love, and how could you be happy with anything else?
#it makes me so!!! bc like as much as the first idea is lovely its also very familiar. like 'love is worth any cost' is something you see a#lot in art and that doesn't make it bad obviously but this is just such an interesting way of looking about it esp in context of this being#the most explicitly about the inferno. lovers spend an eternity tossed around in a storm clinging to each other for how they let their#passions control them and hes not just saying that he'd endure that for love hes saying that holding the person you love forever isn't in#any way a punishment and is actually exactly what lovers would want#i feel like im just repeating myself but its so good!!!!#hozier#francesca#unreal unearth
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the leo cantus transformation on the ds was crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#my art#twewy#sho minamimoto#this is kinda old but i finished it up some#minamimoto analyzers if you see this youo guys are so good at it#made me appreciate this guy on a whole new level its unreal
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Quick redraw of a shot in the Tron Asterisk trailer. I’m so excited to see my psychotic boy on the big screen!!
Also had to doodle the tweaked threads he was sporting. I’m really liking the 1982 boots, so silly
And. This? That very brief clip of overlaying programs reminded me of the uomo universale okay
#man I LOVED the bait-and-switch at the start got me hooked ngl#Jared Leto’s character being marketed as the protagonist and then dying to Cyrus in the trailer was genius LMAO#such a good reintroduction for Cy as an antagonist. can’t wait for them to analyze his psyche#the actor’s no Aaron Paul but he does a pretty good impression? so I’m not too worried#Tron asterisk#tw unreality#unreality tw#wonder why he’s in the user world. maybe its his goal to get back in the Grid idk#tron#tronblr#art tag#tron cyrus
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Pull out your bee movie scripts we can't let them cover any more landlord sob stories
#my second property in hawaii burnt down :'(((#GOOD#i hate Canadian news media so much its unreal i gotta start learning mandarin
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this show would be good if literally everything about it was different
#read these tags please(unless ur an HH fan in which case please ignore them) >>> I DO NOT LIKE THIS SHOW#i hate viv///ziepop so fucking much its actually unreal. every time i think about her i seethe#been hatewatching it ('legally') nd its awful. like i mean i knew it would be going into it but goddamn. so much worse than i expected#you may be like 'whyd you draw this then'. i wanted to make a finished piece with my redesigns#for funsies me and my boyf have been rewriting/redesigning the whole show . thats been our fun little craft#i feel similar about this that i do about fnaf and miraculous ladybug even tho this is objectively worse in every way#theres this eternal feeling of like. man. if the writers were competent then this concept would be interesting#but theyre not so. here we are#anyway. im gona try not to put hate in the tags lol#but i like how this turned out too much NOT to post it#anyways mutuals please dont unfollow me for this i promise im normal JDSFHJKDFHJDFKHJK#Hazbin Hotel Redesigns#Hazbin Hotel Critical#Angel Dust#Husk#Huskerdust#I guess.#genuinely a little scared to post this ones. im scared ill lose mutuals over this AND/OR fans will harass me for those tags JHKSDFHJKJK#im posting it and then immediately going to sleep. might delete later if even 1 thing goes wrong#EDIT RL QUICK i wanna add: i dont care if you like the show <33 good for you!!! i respect it!! i liked it when i was 14. i just dont now. <#cloudysarts
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watched Goncharov on a call with some friends and... yeah i can see what people are talking about
#goncharov#this is like so self indulgent it barely makes sense as a fan poster#its like a poster for the goncharov that is in my head#unreality#also#while im here#can i just say that i love how while goncharov is positioned as a masculine protagonist of a mafia movie#hes a surprisingly passive character#hes so willing to be lead by the wrist to his fate#he only really makes one decision and while (spoilers) it does redeem him it also dooms him#its like he knows how his story ends#i almost felt complicit as a viewer?#good movie basically
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genuinely struggling to read emily's expression here as anything other than jealousy
#sorry for the bad gif#truly though this episode is SO gay. i might write a whole thing on it later#actually i might write a fic of an alternate ending#which i know has been done before but oh MAN this episode is just jammed full of subtext#enough that im genuinely confused as to how it was apparently accidental#because everything seems to be leading up the reveal that jj is a lesbian and then she kisses will#jennifer jj jareau you are so good luck babe coded its unreal#emily prentiss#jennifer jareau#jj#jemily#not fic#criminal minds#criminal minds rewatch#criminal minds s03e17#criminal minds 3x17#in heat
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the pure innocent child-like wonder on his face. all because of sonic. he looks like a newborn foal seeing the sun rise for the first time. the last time this dude was ever happy and it was because he was playing a sonic game
#syd squeaks#it was a very tasteful reference to eggs my good friend eggs#i love jesse so much its unreal. he is my best friend my polly pocket#breaking bad#jesse pinkman
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