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I think one of the weirdest things I encounter on a regular basis is the people who think that, because I am an avid animation nerd and most of my favorite media is animated, I must therefore literally never engage with adult media. Even when they recognize that animation isn't just for kids, they fixate on my enjoyment of whatever random kids' show they happen to have some problem with. (And tbh it's usually Steven Universe, because everybody still loves being a turd about that one for some goddamn reason.)
I don't even bother trying to correct these people anymore. There's no point in me trying to prove anything to people whose idea of an insult is "you care about the quality of media being presented to children."
It is really funny when people try to pull the "you only like kid shows!" argument on me when I've been watching a lot of horror lately, though. Like, ah, yes, you got me. I only watch kid shows, such as the fun and wholesome adventures of Chucky the Killer Doll.
#nobody ever seems to realize that my taste in FILMS is very focused on horror#I like animated family shows so therefore I must clearly never watch aaaaaaanything else#never mind that my favorite directors are all camp and horror icons#pffft#original post
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drinking buddies from canceled shows
this might seem like a very random pair but what you have to understand is that I watched Dead Patrol before anything else, and for the longest time I thought Laura de Mille and the Night Nurse were the same character. When Rouge goes down the stairs at the end of the episode I thought "oh! that's the night nurse! she followed them from the afterlife bc they're still supposed to be dead or something"
like, i would see clips of her on tiktok and just think that oh so she's just around now? does she have like, an arc of learning how to appreciate life and humanity then?
nope, that's just a completely different character
#i was CONVINCED#like i saw the clip of her confronting the sisterhood and thought that she was going against the afterlife department or something#just the night nurse hanging out with the doom patrol#is not the weirdest thing to happen in this show#listen i have very very very bad face blindness and their hairstyles were similar enough for me#and the fact both of them are scottish#doom patrol#laura de mille#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective fanart#dbda#the night nurse#madame rouge#my art
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Lately I've seen people complaining about how unrealistic it was that Michonne found Rick's belongings in TWD.
In TWD?
My buddy pal friend you mean in TWD?
The show where a comatose man wakes up in a zombie apocalypse?
And then is helped just in time by a survivor (by the way they meet again way later by accident) and then finds a group of survivors that somehow is the same group of survivors his family is with?
AND THEN when his son is shot by accident, the man that shot him is luckily living with a VETERINARIAN that can save Carl?
That TWD?
#“is unrealistic” my dude is a zombie TV show#also those kind of things DO happen irl what are y'all talking about#are you telling me you haven't find a good old friend in the weirdest place possible?#the walking dead#twd#twd tv show#the walking dead series#michonne#richonne#rick grimes#carl grimes#random thoughts on TWD#twd the ones who live#the ones who live#rick twd#and that's only the first two seasons
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i just finished reading about iraestra so wand of twilight for her as well!
Wand of Twilight. Iraestra conjures a spirit from the land of the dead to speak to them.
FANTASY PROMPTS | @foxboyclit
Smoke floods the altar in fragrant plumes, the familiar taste of myrrh coating the back of Iraestra's throat uncomfortably. Her steps, purposefully measured and slow, sound monstrous in the cavernous wings of the ceremonial chamber. The peace is further broken by the occasional murmur of an invocation or rustling cloth. There has been no order given for silence, but the trepidation hanging heavy in the air as the incense enforces the command. They all wait in the lurch of a breathless hush, an animal instinct to a known threat. Still, so that the hunter is not enthralled by your fleeing. Anticipation before the blow.
Does their visitor scent the fear he instills in the air, like a hound? Does the chorus of thrumming hearts beckon to him like the call of war drums? Bodies, so many bodies for him to open and bleed.
Itaestra does not doubt that he often relishes it. Bhaalspawn are such curious, depraved half-beasts.
Prince of the Blood. A self-given title, perhaps, but she has heard the reverence Bhaal's faithful pour at his feet like wine libations. Their honored guest is heir to a butcher's legacy. She thinks him little more than a glorified killer draped in the dressings of grandeur.
Iraestra does not cower or draw back from him, but there is still an instinctual unease at the thought of a Bhaalspawn being familiar with her. The Dread Lord’s wicked heirs do not know friends, only warm bodies to bite with steel. The world to them is already dead, merely waiting to be torn asunder to show its truest color: the crimson of fresh spilt blood.
A hedonistic dogma. She holds her tongue due to the respect granted to Bhaal by her own unholy master.
She observes the preparations for the ritual with only half an eye, attention commanded by the ophidian silhouette haunting the edge of the room. What a disquieting picture he paints. His height causes him to loom terribly, heads and shoulders above the flock of mortal meat. He need not even draw his weapon to kill half the room should he wish it. Each finger is tipped with a talon that catches the candlelight with each of his clenching hand. When he had spoken, his teeth had stood out vividly against the stone-black gleam of his scales. The dried gore on his scales embrace him as intimately as any lover.
The wicked length of a barbed tail flickers in what may be a sign of agitation in his people, or merely a quirk of the extra limb. His attention is riveted on the altar. She half expects it to catch aflame.
She attempts not to concern herself with his growing impatience. Any fool can cast a spell to converse with the departed; a Myrkulite only does so at the behest of another and the blessings of the Bone Lord. She will not disregard the tenants of her faith even for this Prince.
"You're eager," she observes. The dragonborn has not left the corpse's side since it was brought to her. Curious. He must be thoroughly invested in the secrets it would spill. "It was good that you preserved the jaw. A wasted trip had you not," she stops by the head, only the breadth of a few steps between her and the Prince.
At that, he finally regards her. Even in his initial instructions he had been short with her. "What of a tongue?
"Is this a theoretical or practical query?" Short of the patience to wait for an answer, Iraestra snaps at one of the attendants. "Bone Talker, check the mouth."
Questing fingers find only half of the appendage still intact. If removed before death, exsanguination is as likely a cause as any.
"It will do," she decides. "I am ready to begin." Her attendants step back as one.
The body has been prepared as best they can given its mangled state. This man, who can be no older than twenty, bares the marks of a slow death. The skull, partially caved, rests unevenly on the cloth. He does not even look peaceful now, as the victims of violence rarely do.
She steps forward, hands rising from her sides. Iraestra readies herself to speak the ancient words.
"Alone," the Prince's clipped voice rings out clearly. Not a request. Demand.
Iraestra hisses her frustration. Better vexation, than dread. She knows the vestments of anger well, slips into them like a second skin. Her mouth twists, her shoulders draw tight. Her hands are half-formed claws in the air. She hears the pound of her own heart in her ears.
What is so important that it cannot be witnessed by the others? What is to be done with her, who will attend to the questioning herself?
"Mistress?" Every cowled head in the room turns to look at her. They hear the call for her death as vividly as she. One of the fools is brave enough to step towards her, as if they could truly do anything to intervene. She admires them for their stupidity.
The Prince watches her, well aware of what he asks for. Trust or faith or maybe both. Clearly, he is looking for a reaction. Will she falter, will she balk? Could he make a bouquet of the stench of her unease? He regards her with a snake's stare, eyes cold licks of fire. He does not blink.
If he thinks he can subdue her so easily, then he is sorely mistaken. She is drow. She is Oblodra. Her own mother's hands were the first to ever try to take her life. He will find no easy marks here today. Let him slake his thirsts elsewhere. There are other, weaker creatures for him to gorge himself on.
"Leave us," Iraestra does not take her eyes from the Prince. She does not speak or move again until the door clicks shut behind the last attendant. How awfully similar it sounds to the closing stone of a tomb.
She rounds on him, irritation clear. "Why did you ask for me?"
The Prince is the first to look away, back to her hands and then the body. Iraestra does not feel like she has won anything of merit. It is impossible to tell if he is pleased. "The Banite confides in you. I thought to do the same."
He does not give a name, nor does she ask for it. She wonders at what the Prince knows of her talks with the other Chosen.
"And what if his confidence is misplaced?" A theoretical. Her loyalty is not often brought into question. It is rare that she pledges it at all.
"Then I will kill you," the Prince simply states.
She laughs. That intention is only the natural conclusion of the dance. There is no greater aim for those of his depraved bent. "So you say. Did you not plan to do so already?"
His head tilts in a particularly reptilian gesture. His glittering eyes have found the pulse in her throat, her bare wrists. She cares not for his study. It feels too much like a physical caress, high beneath dress and robe. One hunger is not too different from another, and she supposes they may be frighteningly the same for him. Both indulgences of the flesh, in the end. "Do not tempt me. Your blood would spill sweetly on this floor."
Iraestra sneers. "Cast your fetid gaze elsewhere, brute. You will not find easy prey in me."
He chuckles darkly. "Of that I am sure. I would savor the challenge as much as anything else."
"I was under the impression that there were more pressing matters at hand, given your early insistence on haste."
"Time can always be afforded for pleasure, sorceress. Consider the feel of silk on the skin. The burst of fruit between teeth and the rush of the juice down your chin, the clench of a lover tight around you as they sob your name. That final, shuddering breath that flutters out of the throat at death. Do you not feel the drum of the heart in your own chest? Do you not wish to dance to it? If you are so indifferent to it, I could show you how to listen to it once more. To feel it." How reverently he speaks, as if he is at the shrine of his own father-god. His lids have nearly closed in rapture.
There's smoke in the dragonborn's mouth and anticipation in his words, thick enough to choke on. He whispers with the tongue of a snake, words dripping from the depravities he utters.
As mad as his sister, the shape-changer, Iraestra decides with disdain. The seed of Bhaal is truly cursed with madness, complete and true. It was preferable when he was barely acknowledging her presence despite demanding it in the first place.
"You have nothing that I desire." Were she younger, still a fool turned by a pretty face, she may have once allowed herself to be seduced by the offer. She ignores the answering hook of arousal low in her gut, focusing once more on the misshapen head on the pillow. Reminds herself of whose hands exactly have crushed it. There is much to do before she is ready for the grave. "Now, if you will allow me to get on with this, we may be each rid of the other before long."
“A pity that you deny yourself,�� but he nods. “Perform your rites. Regretfully, I cannot linger for long.”
Iraestra does not regret that. She is exhausted and enthralled by him in equal measure. Let this be the first and last time she suffers his company.
She begins her prayer to the dead.
#oc: balam#oc: iraestra#princeofhags writes#foxboyclit#lord that only took me forever#i was tired of this sitting in my drafts and i feel like the abrupt ending to their interactions shows this but alas#glad to have it out in the world and I hope you like it!#the two of them and their dynamic is very fun to write although I feel like it's clear where I picked it back up again oop#context for anyone else reading is that iraestra is an oblodra - one of the last of a powerful drow psionic line - and now a myruklite#got all involved in chosen shenanigans due to her psionics and knowledge of illithids and helped w tadpole research#def has a weird on and off again with gort#balam is my durge and he's batshit and his whole thing is Hedonistic Pleasures? Hedonistic Pleasures tonight queen???#while also being a lean mean scaled killing machine. he has multitudes. and those are 'fuck' and 'bleed it out'.#usually both in whatever order he pleases#but durgetash is also canon in my writing soooooooo#here is 2/3 of the weirdest most toxic polycule#does this count as a meet cute??#realize there was very little of actually talking to the dead in this. or. not at all. but my brain is fried friend#warnings for typical necromancer and bhaalspawn shenanigans and just lots of weird talking#nothing much happens of consequence but i had fun
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Wait I don’t think I was around for your gaslight the audience era. Which fake comic stories did you gaslight them with? 👀
I'm taking that information to the grave I'll never let on to which stuff is real and which stuff is fake
#ask#anon#nice try anon#you cant fool me into showing my hand#but yeah on that topic#i do love that comics have been going on for so long#and have had just some of the weirdest plots#that you can never quiet be sure if the plot did happen#also i think nothing i could ever come up with#could compare to the real stuff#like lets play 2 truths and a lie#one of these things didn't happen in a dc comic#kara dated a horse 🐎#jason turned into a tentacle monster and ate a guy#blue bettle died and bostergold did that thing were you keep trying to change time to prevent him from dying#he failed 😔#but they had a really romantic moment before ted died
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Watching Doctor Who is an experience. One moment you’re crying cause you have to say goodbye a version of the Doctor you loved and the next you’re watching a dinosaur spit out the Tardis in 1800s London
#raineyrambles#and you think this isn’t the weirdest thing to happen in this show lol#anyways cried over a switchover once again in a Thursday#doctor who
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mm i Neeed to go the beach
#just me hi#wauhuhh !#something about just drifting around in water that i am slightly scared of that really makes my brain whir happily lol :>#i am slightly scared of it for two major reasons: 1) fish. lord the fish why are they so scary 2) sometimes i think i'll drown and they jus#won't find the body. which is less rational than the fish so that's why fish is my number 1 fear at all times lmao#/i think out of all the animals on the planet i am the most scared of ordinary fish. not even the deep sea stuff hfbshv#cuz look they're so far down there you Have to assume they look funked. and also they prolly don't like human meat. so it's cool#but regular fish?? some of them eat birds. they eat birds dude. what would they do to me if they knew how to use harpoons??#also they for SURE eat corpses so we loop back to fear no. 2 really just being fear no. 1 hbfhs#/see i'm not even that scared of the animals my parents are determined on exploding. like man if i get eaten that was prolly bound#to happen anyway. i Know how that goes. i know what mauling is lol#i am the only person in this house who will walk around outside on a moonless light w/ no flashlight because if i was sposed to be dead i#can guaranteE there are much better opportunities. funnier ones‚ too#/just looked it up bobcats are SHY little guys. they are just shy babies. except for when they have rabies :)#shy rabies babies <3#/anyway back to the fish. i don't like how there are some that specifically like to eat human skin. mmm no i have never liked that ever not#one little bit. makes my skin crawl hghfsh#i don't care what it does or can do that is NOT cool lil dude ;w;#/hang on i'm googling 'weirdest things fish eat' because i want to scare myself i guess hbfhvbsf :'3#they're only showing me weird fish!!! no !! tell me about a fish that's living exclusively off of plastics!! or car tires !! come on !!!#these guys are just funky looking. and just Kinda funky looking. though this humphead guy is funny lol :)#he looks scary but with a charm that i can't deny#his forehead. and mouf. this guy is awesome#and of course he's endangered because the world is exploding. but it's so cool he exists :D#//anyway fish are scary. and miss humphead is Huge so goofiness aside he's also scary hhfbvs#also why do some of those motherfunkers swim close to shore and bite at you. those guys suck so bad#that's only happened to me so many times but enough for me to have a fear that has lasted for over half a decade lmao#//and anywho i'm running out of tag space lol :)#we're going ot the park!! i'm going to skate :DD !!#i wanna get good at my old stuff again hfsh - so bye! bye !! toodles !!!
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youtube
@networkunsupported
#spn#this isnt even the weirdest thing that happened in the show#Youtube#suicide tw#i forgot there was a suicide attempt in this lol
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dreaming of the day search results aren't clogged up with porn bots
#personal#the weirdest thing to me is that they're now showing up regularly when search is set to top?#sure that did happen sometimes in the past#but it's become way more frequent; about two thirds of the time i think
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Just another normal sketch/study. Still nothing weird about it.
#when he says i make sure our morale is good and our men are safe? this is what he means.#this is how he does it. trust me. i know. i know these things.#i'm in the weirdest timeline.#standing at a macklemore concert and he dons this fucking sparkly blue cape and i in all seriousness have a thought strike me#that thought is 'god i wish that were me'#MacKyleMore#gender envy just keeps getting worse and worse. idfk how i got here#regardless. my new fave artblock cure is grab a pic of macklemore and then Have At It#like You Know What You Gotta Do#rotp#fk#still wish i could show my current self to 11 year old me. just played ss. thrift shop just got popular. 11/12 year old me would be#beyond confused.#'WHO ARE YOU WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED'#I'm you but Worse.#Pain Changes People#I will NOT be a mannequin. The ego BANISH it.#TONIGHT (tonight) TONIGHT (tonight) TONIGHT (tonight) cuz tonight's the night amirite#i was too lazy to draw it but ephs in the corner cowering like get the fuck off my bar i swear to god i liked you better when u were emo#and depressed. i'm SCARED#and fordes recording the whole thing crying laughing bc he wovs his husband <3 uwu#'forde made me do it'#and he would. do anything. for forde. except the things that he wouldn't do naturally#ok im done.#AND WE DANCED.#idk i felt inspired 🙄#'If someone told you to jump off a cliff would you!?' Yes. Absolutely.#If that's what you would want. If that's what would make me useful? Yes. 100 percent. Your wish is my command. I'd do anything.
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Its a shame nobody talked about it like this but I am still convinced there was all kinds of meta shit going on with the Peacemaker show that was really interesting to ME at least. Like the decision to make two guys that hated each other best friends now, and Adrian specifically being Peacemaker's wacky unhinged sidekick whos obsessed with him when Peacemaker made his intro to DC as a wacky unhinged Vigilante villain who was obsessed with Vigilante. Also I still think everyday about how in the show Peacemaker shot his dad with the same kind of gun that his dad killed himself with in the comics. Like.
#I do still think the show was good but its tragic things cant just be good.#you know. like now Peacemaker's stuck with his show design and speaking style and possibly backstory#I am still really scared his shits gonna get rewritten with his show backstory#ok anyway.#My friend was convinced there was something meta with Adrian early on saying people think hes racist because of Peacemaker#because of the racist vigilante issues happening post-Peacemaker appearing and Im forever stuck between like#well thats reaching and well James Gunn is clearly the worlds luckiest weirdest fanboy.#I will say though I cannot objectively judge the show like I cant.#It was like decent and Im unhinged about Peacemaker so to me it was high art#I think adrian stans might have the opposite going on and might hate it on principle of what its done to#the perception of their guy which yeah#if Peacemaker was super OOC in his first big appearance I wouldnt be well.#literally im starting to dislike the show based on peoples reactions to Peacemaker because everybodys#GETTING HIM ALL WRONG ! now
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ah, of course I suddenly am talking maybe perhaps about 3 times my usual speed and and quite a bit more than usual (usual being not much to at all) and have suddenly donned some sort of accent I can’t quite place entirely but it’s the one I use when talking to myself for some reason! I just watched a show I’m mildly(?) hyperfixated about and exciting things happened in it & the characters have an accent which may have affected me (somewhat or not somewhat ADFKGX)
plus my rambling predictions for what might happen proved to be kind of correct thus far as much information as I have gathered and that’s very fun :D
(Idk, this happens, Idk)
#Weirdest thing may be that the accent from… Idk for sure is slipping out when I’m talking to other people that Usually only happens when#talking to myself aloud#huh#Idk but I am medium hyper and excited about the show and ion other subjects as of now AGhGHJ#adfbsxcgbasfdgbsdfhfdsghdd#neither entirely positive nor negative (but more on the positive but neutral side!!)#IDK#random#very very very very very random#cvdgvfddngvcngddvcgnddvngcvfdngvdfngvdghchhfdgcj#Probably related to the autism honestly I’d be very surprised if it wasn’t.#Hm ye probably that. Highly likely that or something along those lines#I am typing this out so fast I have e n e r g y#well. Maybe not energy. But hyperness or something
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I remember when "piss your pants" got popular and some people started saying "this person is committing an ableist hate crime AND sexually harassing me because pissing your pants is a kink"
One implication of the fact that social media companies go out of their way to stoke hate and conflict is that everyone should probably get in the habit of thinking twice before diving into online controversies, because there’s a very good chance that they’re being deliberately taken out of context, exaggerated, or otherwise framed in an intellectually dishonest fashion
#someone: has a private blog to engage with their partners kink#everyone who hates that person: wow this person literally correctively rapes lesbians in real life and should be shot#OH GOD I JUST REMEMEBRED YEARS AGO#WHEN I GOT CALLED ANTISEMITIC#because i was talking about my spiritual beliefs and how i believe that all souls including all gods are made of the same substance#so i dont personally worship any gods just because theyre more powerful to me#bc to me that would be like worshipping trudeau for having more political power#but i like that other people engage in worshipping gods and i love that for them and think thats a beautiful relationship to have with a#deity. and these 2 people who were friends were like “oh so youre antisemitic? youre trying to trick jewish people into worshipping you?”#but they were SO convinced that i showed the stuff to a couple jewish friends to ask if i HAD someone done anything wrong#and they confirmed for me no these people are just fucking crazy#it was really a “i like waffles/you hate pancakes?” situation#literally one of the weirdest things thats happened to me on tumblr#and i literally had a side blog put on an exposé blog and got harassed into deleting it.#tho tbf that was also weird.#hey did you guys know that playing with toys as an adult makes you a pedophile? bc it apparently does.
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my friend just got to dublin where she’s seeing taylor after already seeing her in vegas and denver plus she has tickets for indianapolis but i’m not jealous at all it’s fine 🫠
#the trip to dublin was already going to happen w her and her mom but they hadn’t booked tickets yet#and when the international legs were announced she convinced her mom to set the dates around when taylor will be there#and like if i had the money and i happened to be going to ireland i’d do the same thing but girl 4 shows in 4 cities HOW#she doesn’t even have a job?? like she works at her family’s business every summer but the rest of the year she doesn’t have a job so what#the weirdest part of all is we live in az and she didn’t go to glendale like she didn’t even pick it as one of her choices for the presale#lj speaks now
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So I got a dcxpd idea, so I’ve seen a few takes on this so I wanna do my own
Danny is an ex hero / vigilante as we know and is now living with the batfam, the batfam are trying to keep their night activities secret from Danny cause he’s both new to the family and seemingly wants a normal civilian life but uh, they don’t exactly do normal well and you can’t really hide anything when the person you’re trying to hide things from is hearing ghostly gossip at basically all times and likely has more experience than most of you in being a hero
So Danny helps out occasionally with weird things but is still technically not involved: like maybe he says vague clues in question form to Tim who is working on a cold case because the dead person in question happened to turn into a ghost and told him about what happened, maybe Jason came in to get Alfred to help stitch up a particularly bad stab wound and Danny walks up looks at it and the stitch type Alfred was about to do before gently nudging Alfred aside alerting both to his presence before taking the needle and doing a different type of stitch expertly before walking away to get a cup of coffee without saying a word, maybe he walks into Tims room to give him a cup of tea (or coffee) where he was looking over a blueprint for a new gadget and he glances at the blueprint for a brief moment before Tim can hide it before making a small comment about something Tim could do to get it working before leaving as if he didn’t just easily solve something Tim’s been trying for a month to get working, maybe they would mention a past injury and then Danny would bring up a similar injury that is very concerning for a civilian to ever have even moreso a child, etc etc
So basically Danny just kinda… corrects them occasionally on things and they are desperately trying to figure out if he’s an ex vigilante, ex villain, or if he just had a particularly fucked up childhood (which I guess you could technically say it’s all three?)
Danny shows up and just dumbfounds them because his background check show nothing of note, maybe even too clean but he just does and says the weirdest things so easily
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Was that. Tommyinnit. What just happened
#i was taking a moment to appreciate how bizarrely charlie talks and then. that happened#this is a fever dream and it's not even the weirdest thing that's happened in this show#jrwilb
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