#is it that obvious :))))))

[kingshovelbug]

tumblr what are you trying to say

[s-3lliot]

Took one good look in the mirror and I look SO fucking gay. 😭😭😭

[calamitoustide]

my cousin who i never talk to randomly texted me tonight and :/

[puffin-smoke]

here me out here. In Guy's christmas decorating audio, he says, "I am a man of many talents but I know unequivocally that I'm a better cook than I am decorator." and then lets Honey do the decorating. So may I introduce...

Interior Decorator Honey

For the low low price of a vague knowledge of interior decoration, you can have:

Guy consistently asking Honey if he "sparks joy" and Honey keeps threatening to kick him out of the apartment.

Whenever Honey's stressed they start reorganising furniture, so sometimes Guy will come home to the sofa in the kitchen and a brand new coffee table, and immediately ask what's wrong.

Guy keeps saying that Honey is the "Feng to his Shui". Honey baby darling why do you love that man

Honey going into someone's house for the first time and having to physically restrain themself from talking shit. Vibrating with rage, muttering under their breath, exchanging looks with Guy while he dies of laughter. The moment the friend leaves the room? Blows up like Mt Vesuvius.

Has assumed someone was colourblind before because of the pillows they used. Needless to say that someone wasn't colourblind. That someone was Guy.

Dragging Guy to charity shops. Smile a thousand photons bright. (old person hobby LLLLLL)

Guy goes to charity/thrift stores and looking for furniture and decorations without Honey. If he can't find anything he thinks they'd like, he'll find whoever runs the shop and give them his number, telling them to call him the MOMENT anything cool comes in. Ohh that's why they love that man

Owns many a "festive napkin" (it's called bunting, GUY)

Hates minimalism with a passion. Just based on vibes. Maybe I'm projecting.

Snuck into Guy's room once when they were roommates just to reorganise everything. When Guy got back it felt like he was stepping into another world, a world that smelt considerably less like pizza and oh my fucking god Honey put it back

Also that sleek, modern aesthetic? They are going to kill you

AND HAVE YOU CONSIDERED: Honey making their own furniture. DID YOU THINK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS. Them utterly refusing to use IKEA furniture, and making their own; rolling up their sleeves and going ham with a hacksaw and a dream, learning how to do things with resin and how to make carpets, AND making a lil pizza heart carpet for Guy as an anniversary present. THEM GOING FULL SEXY CARPENTER WITH LIKE A TANK TOP AND MMMMMMM

[curiosityschild]

I've had a few conversations recently, mostly with castmates, where they are very surprised to learn that I am 30. They keep pegging me as early 20's. And like...it keeps making me feel uncomfortable instead of flattered. And I've been wondering why because I really don't think I've unlearned the whole "30 is old" thing THAT well despite my best efforts.

And I think it might be partially because I kind of feel like I've been tricking them? Like oh no these 20 year olds thought I was one of them but actually I am a gross creepy old person. And partially also because I'm afraid that they're actually calling my actions immature? Like you thought I was younger because I don't act like a "real adult"? I don't know.

Like they literally keep staring at me open mouthed that happened more than once. Stop doing that! It makes me feel weird :(

[clixxx7]

do u like titties?

yeah i do (very much so), how did u guess?

[bloodstained-ballgowns]

feeling soooooooo emo about the doctor and river song i've just got to go and lie on the floor and smash my face into the carpet but i'll be back i promise

[vsemily]

have you read homestuck

[sentientgolfball]

I GOT CLOCKED AS A MONSTERFUCKER AT WORK I CAN NEVER GO BACK

[of-mutts-and-men]

aw is puppy upset? poor love needs to receive pets and cuddles constantly, otherwise he gets moody, hm? cmon pup, speak up🖤 *gently grabbing your chin so you’ll look at me*

-🌑

Yes :( . But I can be patient 😤

[lovech1ld]

noticing ur insane abt cameron too, this is wonderful news. please post more abt him i NEEEEEEED cam enjoyers on my dash. thank you 🫶

I literally want to put him in a jar and shake it

[eirkaves]

Fable is full-on attacking me at this point 😭

[perfektblau]

someone in my class, who happens to be queer, kinda figured out that I may not be quite cis.

...although I live my life like I am a cis woman. and maybe I am? maybe I'm not? 🙃🙂🙃 I don't care too much about she her pronoun. do cis woman also daydream and experience gender envy idk

"maybe genderqueer..? "

when she mentioned it, I got so red and my mind went blank. i don't know what I rambled after that... I remember saying something like I don't wanna explain myself 🙃

I don't want others to know. but at the same time I long to meet others who understands it irl.

[bedforddanes75]

friends telling me they knew i was trans before i told them Um okay

[shewreckz]

HOW DID YOU KNOW

[letterfromajax]

My dad before having astarion join his party: I think you’d like this game

My dad after astarion joined is party: I really think you should play this game you would like it a lot he’s cool