#is it plugged in?

[toomanythoughts2]

This is peak Murderface and Nathan btw. x

Btw, he's saying "Martian" like from from Mars.

[the-forest-library]

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

[daemonhxckergrrl]

still mad about smart TVs. that shit should be in a separate box like you can literally buy one of them androidtv boxes for £30. it doesn't need its own ip address it doesn't need its own app store it doesn't need to replicate the functionality every device plugged into it already has

[snowflakeeel]

the holidays are never officially here until i see the christmas light extension cord of death by electricity and I have yet to see it.

[rissouu]

“say sorry.” choso spat, voice laced in anger as he pushed shoved your legs further apart. you’d been giving him nothing but attitude left and right for weeks now, he was finally sick of it. 

drool covered your face when he shoved himself into you, not even caring if he was being too rough. usually he was your gentle little choso, so sweet and always careful as though not to hurt you.. but this had to be a different person.

“y’think it’s okay to be mean to me, hm?” a rough hand slid up to your neck, forcing your eyes to meet his low ones. your head shook on its own, even your body knew you couldn’t get away with ignoring him.

choso’s head tilted as his hair dropped from the tiny man-bun he once wore, “c’mon use your words mama. i know you can, tell daddy you’re sorry?”

the hand wrapped around your throat made it almost impossible to speak, mixed with the pleasure from his thumb that was circling around your clit.

“p..please cho! ‘m sorry daddy, so sorry!” you threw your head back before placing a hand on his stomach, hoping to push him away. “‘m s..so sorry for being mean. please i can’t take it,”

a low chuckle fell from his lips as he slapped your hand away, pinning it behind your back. “noww you wanna be nice, where’d my mean girl go baby? you done being a fuckin’ brat?”

you nodded aggressively, feeling your own tears fall down your neck for the millionth time. “‘m done cho, i promise. never gonna be rude again!”

the black haired man grinned at your words, you were so quick to kiss ass if it meant getting him to forgive you, too bad he saw right through you.

“that’s good mama, im proud of you for learnin’. but im not done.. daddy’s gonna fuck this pretty pussy up a little more okay?”

©rissouu 2025 (happy fucking new years to all my babies, ya girl is backkk!! #weluvdomchoso)

[shawtuzi]

[inspo vid]

imagine plug!eren getting your lipstick print tatted on his neck so now anytime yall fuck ur lips immediately latch onto it :(( it’s on the most sensitive part of his neck mind you (the spot just below his ear) so whenever you do it my baby can’t help the shivers that run up his back :(((

“y-you’re g’nna make me nut all in this fuckin’ pussy,” eren slurred in your ear, his tongue lolling out to lick over the shell of it. you were riding him like your life depended on it, the way your ass clapped against his thighs sounded boarder line painful with how hard you were riding him. eren whimpered—yes whimpered, when your teeth grazed the ink on his neck. his eyes rolled back when you started to suck, not too hard to hurt, but just enough to have him start bucking his hips up to meet your bounces. “do it ren, cum in me,” you peppered his neck with sloppy kisses, giggling when he wriggled beneath you. eren planted his feet into floor and wrapped his arms tightly around your waist, his nails dug into your side as he fucked you, desperately trying to reach his release. “ah ah s-shit, fuck y/n” eren’s tatted hands cupped your ass roughly as he came, his hands slowly moved your ass up and down as he milked his orgasm as much as possible. he hissed when you ran your tongue over his tattoo again, his sweaty forehead falling against your shoulder.

[lacyblades]

౨ৎ gojo was filthy rich, a ridiculous contrast to any other college student you knew. so, when his birthday rolled around, you couldn't help but feel a little lost trying to figure out how to celebrate.

after all, what do you get a guy who already has everything?

and yet, when you handed him a small, pink gift bag with glittery tissue paper sticking out, he beamed. giggled, even. he was over the moon that you'd remembered.

"you know you didn't have to get me anything, right, sugar?" he said, all swoon-y with the most ridiculous heart-eyes. oh, he was so genuinely grateful that you did. he'd cherish it forever, no matter what it was. honestly, you could've picked up a piece of trash from the curb, and gojo would probably proudly hang it above his bed, maybe even frame it.

"yeah, i know. i just wanted to. it's not much," you admitted, feeling a little sheepish.

he just told you to shut up, because it was everything to him. he was tearing at the tissue paper like a kid on christmas morning.

it was a lighter. a bedazzled one. baby blue with matching silver gemstones and little bursts of glitter. it even had tiny bows and pearls stuck on it. gojo grinned, thanking you profusely, telling you he really did need a new one. he was going to carry it everywhere and only use this one.

"can we put it to the test?" he asked, gazing at you with big, blue, puppy-dog eyes.

"it's your birthday, we can do whatever you want. there's more in there, though," you added, tilting your head innocently. you reached for the discarded bag on the floor, pulling out a single hair tie.

oh. oh.

"i like that idea, sugar, but i have something else in mind." he grinned. "put your hair up anyway, wouldn't want you getting drool in it."

you blinked, a little confused, but half an hour later, you were laid back on the bed, your eyes glazed over as they stared at the ceiling. he was between your legs, stomach-down on the mattress, kicking his legs playfully, a wide smile plastered on his face.

for him, there was no better way to spend his birthday than right here, between your thighs. his tongue flicked against your clit, two fingers sliding in and out of your tight, warm center. slickness coated his chin and the sheets beneath you. between now and then, he'll pause to take a drag, and you can feel the warm smoke hit your stomach, just below your belly button.

each time he leaned up to offer you a hit, nudging the blunt between your lips, you could taste yourself on it.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

i liked repairing space bridges

[gbugify]

something something lou wilson playing an older and wiser slightly magical man and befriending ally beardsley playing a young trans character who is learning about the world that lou’s character has experience in

[merakidoll]

plug!eren who you had been ignoring because god he was just a walking sin. but eren knew any and everything, just how he knew you would be at the club tonight so he had to make an appearance looking sexier than ever. he was waiting for you to feel his hard glare and run to the bathroom just so he can take his time walking down there and slipping in locking the door behind him. “this what we on mama?” is what he always said to you, because you running was just a reoccurring thing. “hm?” you said walking towards him, your hands wrapped around his neck loving his weed and expensive cologne smell, that had your pussy contracting in your underwear.

while you were a good girl, law major at that - you had a deep bad temptation for the man in the black jeans and shiny jewelry. “take’em deeper make me feel yo apology” pushing his balls deeper into your mouth you gargled around them, spit dripping down you chin while his cock bobed on your face. “mmh” eren loved you on your knees, he wouldn’t dare let your pretty skin touch the nasty floor thought so his expensive jacket was beneath you collect what you dropped. you moved his big balls out of your mouth using both hands to jerk him off while pouting up at him. “m’sorry rennie” you licked around his pink tip, before taking the whole head into your mouth sucking on it like a lollipop causing his knees to buckle

“f-fuck ma- i forgivehm” eren’s eyes closed, as you took him deeper and deeper into your mouth. no gag reflex in sight, once you had half of him in your mouth, you moved his hips so he can began to fuck your throat. “t-this the shit that got me gone” he mumble, grabbing the back of you head and going deeper. your eyes started to water but you loved everything about this, your hips rotating against noting craving something to stop the thumping of your clit.

“you gone be my girl?” his low red eyes glazed over you, his thumb whipping a lone tear while he still fucked your throat the he knew would be hurting by the morning. “huh baby? you gone be my girl” stilling his hips eren allowed you to nod, smirking and letting your see the silver grills in his mouth. “good answer, it was gone be yes anyway” he left you with that before starting back to fuck you mouth. your hand fondled with his balls, teeth skimming at his skin, while your throat contracted around his tip.

eren’s toes poped hard in his jordan’s from pressing down too hard when he started to stuff your mouth. he stayed inside of your wet hole until his cock was empty, and dick limp. but that didn’t last long once he removed himself, thinking of all the ways he about to fuck his now girlfriend!

[goddesslayneblanc3]

I love watching you fall into my trap, ready to do anything I say as your mind goes blank. Having that much control over you just makes me even more evil 😈

I’ll manage your sexual life, your social life, your time, your devices, your cock. I’ll control and manage all about you.

[goddessroze1]

Being a sissy is not about conforming; it’s about breaking free from societal expectations and embracing your true self.

[banaansstuff]

[mcbrauart]

Just the gang, all together!