#is full of dilfs

[justpostsyeet]

Why you all are sleeping on Celebrimbor!?

Even when TROP has dilf-ied him 🤨!?

[go-see-a-starwar]

Hayden Christensen x Darth Vader | 2005 - 2022 - 2024

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

REID: Dad?

HOTCH, GIDEON & ROSSI: Yeah?

REID: Guys, I’m on the phone.

[mobius-m-mobius]

LOKI | 1x01 "Glorious Purpose" // 2x01 "Ouroboros"

[rosescxrner]

This seems to be one of my biggest hear me out's, because no one I know irl supports me, but I know tumblr will have my back

HEAR ME OUT

[folkloristico]

Marion and Oritel redesign

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Marion usually wears her hair loose, switching to a more elaborate hairstyle during official ceremonies.

Oritel, I imagine him with curly hair, with his face shaven clean in his younger years—they’re both in their mid-twenties here. Daphne’s already a few years old because they married quite young.

[koszmarnybudyn]

Its very funny to me that Arthur is canonicly a dilf

[telestoapologist]

I literally COULD NOT be any more safe tbh. (x)

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[qinluna]

oh my god the kindergarten one that made me think of possible scenarios pleasebjdjsjdjdndjjdjdd your mind op your mind !!!!!! sure he donates money to the school every now and then to ensure that his kids are having the best experience as possible but when he met you during receiving of his kids' report cards ????????? you'd think he's the owner of the school with how he's there every hour nd everyday just to see you 😭😭 LIKE oh wow to your surprise your fave food has been restocked everyday considering that it appears once or twice a month ??? you bet he's beside you at every moment during sports day too LMAO

this is all just chef's kiss MWAH i love i love !!! TYSM FOR UR THOUGHTS ANON <333

i can totally just see him sauntering the halls like he's one of the superintendents to the point where every other faculty thinks so, especially since he shows up at pta meetings every now and then, gets the best of the best food trucks when it comes to school events, etc.

the sporting events would be the best because i think it's the perfect advantage for him to just hang by you the whole time without suspicion, it's possible that at a certain point you'd just consider sylus a good friend & a really attentive father (bcs he is) but !!! the man is just so down bad and enamored with you. if he could, he would have you as his kids' teacher for the rest of elementary but he knows it's somewhat unreasonable (but still very possible)

ughhhhh <3333 i can imagine he probably brings you the most regal bouquet of your favorite flowers for open house, something he found out by cheekily asking his kids to get the info <3333

[visionsynth]

hiii….. long hair handlebar mustache and mutton chops tobias with his glasses on perchance… for a starving orphan…

it took me 8 years to answer this ask because i got distrascted staring at pictures of him

[tojipie]

jail bf!toji who beats the shit out of other inmates so he can have more time on the commissary phone with you 🫶🫶

[go-see-a-starwar]

The Setup | The Shot Hayden Christensen by Greg Swales

[maxdibert]

Honestly, Squid Game 2 is a total DILF paradise, like, how can they have included Park Hee-Soon as well? What is this? A test to see if I reaffirm my heterosexuality? I was literally screaming like a teenager when I saw that man, he’s something else lol. As for the rest, the season is pretty predictable, to be honest. And I see I have 2 episodes left and the plot won’t be finished, which really annoys me because I watch K-Dramas for them to be self-contained, and being left on a cliffhanger is not what I signed up for.

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

BEHOLD! The Cutie to Daddy pipeline:

(Cutie —> Hottie —> DILF —> Daddy)

CUTIE

HOTTIE

DILF

DADDY

The transformation is complete…

Click here for Emily’s version, the Cutie to Mother™ pipeline!

[jellysmudge]

AU where Nick and Adalind never happen but Nick still somehow ends up raising Diana. I worked way too hard on this.

[magalimachete]

GOOD MUTHAFUCKING LORDT!

I (s)creamed so hard during this episode. Y’all, my nipples were rock hard the ENTIRE time Big Dick Daddy Kento was on the screen. 🤤

This right here was a MAN handling business and I just know he would handle my pussy without any issues.

Hopefully, in the same rough manner. 😁

I NEED 20 MINUTES ALONE NOW. 🫠