#is everythimg to me

[quartergremlin]

The Book.

I'd imagine reading What to Expect When You're Expecting (kappa edition) would be hard for mikey with his attention span, no matter how excited he is about Lena.

transcript:

Mikey: I've been trying to read it! I really have. It's just... So boring!

M: Donnie and Draxum say she'll be hatching soon and I... I just want to be a good dad.

April: Have you tried going to one of those new parent birthing classes?

M: Those are real?!

Meme:

Mikey: Oh Lena, we're really in it now.

[quackurucho]

ive decided im gonna watch the finale stream where the server gets nuked quite literally to hell and back and the time loop goes on on the last day of the year and im gonna try to position it so the moment where tjey respawn in the new world happens the second 2025 starts

[wisecrackingeric-2]

@hamartia-grander i started laughing so fucking hard i CRIED i want this engraved onto my tombstone

[jrueships]

hes so cute

[skywarpie]

The cover band Another Nameless Ghost don't sit too right with me

[beeejayy]

Because maka's mother isn't around or said to have done anything specifically during Maka's childhood I get to say Spirit did everything and nobody can prove me wrong.

Haircuts? Spirit. Cooked the food? Spirit. Other parental things? Spirit.

[grav1tygun]

i love seeing and learning about everyones half life ocs sosososo much i love you people with half life ocs

[liquidjapanesetit]

Just read the funniest post ever it was a a really long one about a woman saying that the reason fascism was rising in america (which was never fascist before. How dare you.) is because we are allowing pre teens (a demographic famously know for not being annoying and self assured) to be annoying and self assured in fandom spaces and you need to take her serious because she writes fanfiction she went to college and not a single academic was ever know for being mistaken before

[virtual-minotaur]

i would take toxic gay people over healthy cishet couple. in a heartbeat. always.

[quartergremlin]

Top 5 places that sell chicken nuggets

okay so i domt actually like chimkem muggets that much can we expamd to. regular chimkem.

1- wing stop. i love wing stop. hawaiian is a go-to for my weak white-people genes, but i also like the korean flavor if i am in the mood to die and also drink ranch.

2- mother-in-laws house. she makes very good teriyaki chicken that comes from a bag. i do not know which bag. it is black.

3- chill's. i do not actually get the chicken, but my partner does, and i commandeer their runoff as sauce for my fries, which i feel counts.

4- my place. i make a piss-poor instagram sweet and sour chicken chicken that everyone thought was great the first time, but have slowly realized that there's waaaaayyyyy too much vinegar in this and actually it would suck without all this white rice to cover it up.

5- arby's. i guess.

[ajdrawshq]

pulling an all nighter to reach Q2s endgame was not onw of my brightest decisions.

[mayplantstarrwaters]

2019 me wasn't the best version of me, but she was happier and more delusional than nowadays me. I sometimes hope she's still around with people I know nowadays, maybe she'd be happier

[landofgay]

hey does anyone else remember Return To Oz and how fucking terrifying that movie is????? or is that just my childhood trauma

[eebie]

every time i drive to my bros place i need to beat the wanderlust in me back with a hammer

[keijoikawa]

curlin up beside them n’ lettin wrap their arms around mi n’ pull mi into their chest… becuz no matter how scared i am of mi mind they r safe n’ warm n’ comfortin n’ i nvr have 2 fear them.. no matter how many nightmares i have in da night, wakin mi up in tears.. ohh i need it rite now..

[superkitten-poison]

me rewatching heartstopper season 2 episode 5 "Heat" during every scene: this scene is so good