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In Asterix and the Vikings movie

Justforkix and Abba : * having their crazy love story which includes Justforkix being kidnapped to teach the Nordic Swedes the meaning of Fear, Justforkix crashing Abba's forced wedding with Cryptograf's son ( Cryptograf had everyone except Abba hypnotised till Justforkix crashed the forced wedding etc ) *

Frigga : Awww, may these two young braves have a blessed and fruitful marriage

In Asterix and the Crystal Menhir

Julius Caesar : * organizes an invasion to Thule aka Iceland all because he wants to give the large Crystal Menhir to Cleopatra as a gift ( her being giddy over a life sized portrait of the Crystal Menhir kinda helps *

Sigyn : Hello no, I'm not going to let my people being invaded by Peacock headed Roman fleets * offers compassion and aspects of victory to the Thuleans who fought valiantly against the Roman fleets *

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#all the hoopla in asterix and the vikings is cuz the nordic swedes believed #that fear gives you wings literally #and all the hoopla in crystal menhir #is cuz caesar wants to give cleo the biggest gemstone she ever seen #frigga #norse goddess of fertility and marriage #sigyn #norse goddess of fidelity and victory #norse mythology #frigga be like love gives you wings not fear #asterix #justforkix x abba #caesar x cleo

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