#is actually the like‚‚‚‚‚ hypothetical biology of animals n shit

[quirkle2]

pokemon au anybody

[j-mats]

J mat 14

Im sorry that the female character in the hypothetical and imaginary story offended you.

Hey gunnar nelson. Oh yeahh i am that guy

Scene: guy tastes slime on ground n spits it out. "Its posion" with a confident professional voice.  Then face plant. Check pulse "hes dead" "o shit"

I get fuxked legally. Nicotine alcohol weed coffine

Cult leadr fukn wives. If theres a god would he respect the strategy. If som animal did that

Jihads talkin. Derka derka swakihili jerico... why is he talkin like that. Hes danish

I went to a cabin this weekend w som girls..

Have you ever had 9 hands on your dick while youre in a hottub? Yh me either

Just a thought u kno thatbe cool. If were being realistic tho thered be 2 guys there too tho.. ((lying in tub dick flex pose))its not gay they just dont want to be left out.. and i understand it....*laugh at thought n smile* then cum animation w the bottle

..that actually turned be on tbh that was not part of the bit.. would 7 girls be enough to block out the gayness? Is that my threshold? I need 7 girls to do something gay..

So im 7 girls straight...

How straight are you sir??

Dammn this guy makes me look gay

This guy isnt talking about 7 girls in a hot tub he needs 40 girls and a fucking throne to do something gay..

7girlsunatub miss me w that gay shit

what the fuck is ge going to do to those women

I need the back button becus i press everything

Video chat n headphonr on the phonr with me in a call. Headphones and my face on the screen on a phone ok?

2much screen u look at a mirror loke wow thats HD

Ah shit guys.. GUYS we lost human knowledge (point) "wha? Ah fuvk

Hit me as hard as u can.. oughhhh i was fuckinf with you man its a real bat wtf

And all ten of them said it was vision into thefuture

Eg ætla pissai rumið AAAAAAAAGGGGHH

Have you ever fucked with a security guard to get a ride out of this place

Then you go check if the gold is real. Sometimes itis smtmes not. Sometimes its just the fucking left nut of jesus big veiny chunk of gold.

I feel like the religion guys forgot to put that in. God son had testicles of gold. My god that is impressive

It cost 1313 n iwas like "hey.. the same number twice....sweet" then i walked away pretending not to have had that thought.

I decided to just let this day happen and see what comes out of it. So i bought the potatoes n then asked people if they wanted a potato. Nobdy did. Then i asked this girl if she wanted to throw potatoes with me. So we looked for a spot where it was socially acceptable to throw potatoes... couldnt find it so we threw them at a sign and the occasional window.

Normal person reaction to a car. "Hey wow cool car cool wheels bet it could go fast."

I dont belive in cops. Cops are just a myth lets crime.

I started jerking off while i held eye contact with this guy and he just left the church like whata betacuck right? *phone ring* ey holdon

Big balls award big dick goes to the word swamp. Swamp has done a great job through out many conversations and broughtmany people joy.

Honorable mentions go to uh frogs

When your White skin tells u the lyrics

Wyd lately. Pissed ofa mountain swallowed a fly. Mt name esjan. Fly name i dno prbly something like uh timmy. He yu know. By the way it was flying. It flew like a timmy

Why is it always such a big deal in movies when someone yells at d driver.

"Why is he yelling at me?? AAAAGGGGHHHH" AND crash inyo a tree

Ad: eg heiti saga og eg var i dopi þegar eg var yngri

Testo hormon in girls. Enlarged clits n fucking wierd shit. They glitched their biology.

"O yea i fucked round w som hormones now my biology is glitching"

If hes gota translator you know hes good

Stone age masturbation.

Did they just start jerkin off. Oh sry i just came on your leg there. "I dont fucking like that" and just killim. 

And they third guy was like "o shit ima jerk off in private n

(walk off still jerking it)

(That dude probably cant take me n start jizzin on him)

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Or being gay in the stoneage mustve been weird