#is NOT FUN

[jeysbaby]

This…

[oh-hell-help-me]

July 22: Rat Catcher's Day

Bowser swore he didn’t soften up for the ghost dog- he swears!

Polterpup is just… useful for a situation that has been plaguing him for a while.

For whatever reason, there has been a consistent raid by rats on his snack stash.

Not the garden.

Not the kitchen pantry.

Not even the poorly hidden stash the kids made in the Nest Room.

Just his personal snack stash, kept in the bottom drawer of his office desk.

It was ridiculous! Yes, his stash included some of the tastier varieties of nuts the Koopa Kingdom produced, but even he drew the line on stash stealing!

And when Luigi, his wonderful husband, brought in a ghost dog not a week into the problem?

He felt like fate was laughing in his face!

He was adamant that he didn’t want a dog, and that the mutt should have stayed where Luigi found him.

The only reason he eventually accepts the new arrival aside from Luigi’s darned puppy eyes was by proposing the condition that he’s kept nowhere near Bowser’s office.

Of course, Luigi agreed, and an excited yip from the dog seemed to be his own acquiescence.

And then he heard barking in his office the next day.

He was fuming, furious and nearly preparing to fry whatever is left of the undead mutt as he opened the door-

And watches in surprise as he watches Polterpup chase around a large rat, one that seems on its last dregs of energy in its scramble away from the ghost dog.

It didn’t take long for Polterpup to finally catch it in its mouth, whining in happy victory as he trounces to the door-

And sits at his feet, rat still dangling in his mouth.

“Um.” How the hell was Bowser supposed to react? “Good boy?”

And he could only watch as Polterpup bounced in place, obviously pleased with himself.

…

“I thought you didn’t want a dog?”

The Koopa startles in his easy chair, glancing up from his book to see Luigi leaning against the doorway with an amused look in his eyes.

“We…” Bowser looked at the dog now resting on his blanketed lap. “Came to an understanding.”

His husband gave him The Eyebrow Raise. “Sure.”

"I'm serious!"

"I believe you."

And his husband leaves just as quickly, certainly not believing him, but Bowser is just glad that he didn't question him further.

After all, it would have been difficult to explain why he needed a rat catcher- or where his stash was.

Another perk of having a dog, he guesses.

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Bowser: I don’t want a dog!

*A literal day later*

Bowser: I love this dog! :D

[godmerlin]

so i'm getting a couple meds upped and a new one added. i'm nervous about the new medication as i am always nervous about side effects after having a bad reaction to a medication years ago...but if it can help me not feel like absolute GARBAGE 98% of the time I'm at least willing to give it a go. i hate my brain so much. like really. it's frustrating.

that being said, i feel like trash today. usually i can do things and push through it but today I am not feeling it...it's early yet so I'm hoping that it changes. blah

[dolleyedoe]

Learning psychology so I can figure out wtf is wrong with me (Daddy issues)

[kaxtwenty]

After finishing a season of a show, I’m normally able to jump into the next one pretty easily, but IBO got so intense at the end of season 1 I’mma need a minute before I hop into season 2.

It was good! Just harrowing as fuck and I need time to recover before I brave what season 2 has in store for me.

[bluemoonrabbit]

Ugh.

[what-even-is-sleep]

"Phospholipids comprise the membrane's matrix." WTF am i reading T-T

[sindirimba]

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[odaxsakuu]

If you....

If you:

. Write fanfictions of Y/n getting sexually assaulted or raped . Are a proshipper . Support Non-traumagenic systems (i.e Endos, Tulpas, etc) . Don't support Furries, Therians, Xenogenders, etc . Make fun of people's pronouns . Support problematic people (i.e SSSniperwolf, Yanderedev, 6arelyhuman, etc) . Fakeclaim Traumagenic systems

-Ayano Aishi (💌🔪)

Then this is an open invitation to GTFO off our page right now.

[canadianno]

Is the moth dead yet?

-alz

It is and I may have screamed bc my aunt pretended to throw it at me

[catnipkdodowrites]

Finally writing again, have now stared at the word shield so much it looks like gibberish.

[fryknave]

since ive moved n have to take the bus everywhere now getting around is so agonizing. i have to set aside a whole day just to go to the grocery store. the other day i missed the switch-off on the last bus of the day n had to walk 40 minutes home

[dogsliampaynedoesntinstagram]

His film won't reach a new audience if it's pay to view on youtube whereas if it was on Netflix like most of the other music documentaries it would. Louies want this for him, don't you?

Jesus fucking christ that's manipulative bullshit framing.

There are three (at least) different goals Louis and his team will be negotiating. Servicing existing audiences, bringing in new audiences, and raising revenue. How these priorities are balanced is up to him and his team and I think it's pretty arrogant to think you know better (particularly when you've got such a limited grasp of options that you think YouTube would have to be pay to play and that most music documentaries are on Netflix).

But also I totally reject your wider vision of what it means to be a fan. I think being highly and anxiously invested in an artist reaching a new audience (particularly when you have a super narrow view of how that can be done) is a pretty limiting and miserable way of being a fan.

[mercurialmemoirs]

I would rather be deemed selfish, than be seen as a doormat.

I wasn't placed in this world to be a sacrifice for other people's emotions and carnal desires. I'm neither a martyr nor a savior. I cannot break myself down to build others up, and I will no longer pretend that I can.

[sacha1slytherin]

It's coz we were labelled the 'easy' to care for kids, besides our siblings (if you have them).

um guys.. I just found out I have trouble opening up to people because no one ever really checked in on me growing up, that's crazy