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ranmanjuu · 4 years ago

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not a request but can you imagine oda forces trying to play smash against the anti-oda or they all play minecraft together

i’ll expose myself here. i have never ever played smash (although minecraft steve being announced is super pog) so i can’t tell ya that part bud. but i can with the blok game. (disclaimer that this request was made after i closed it yet my heart said No, you actually Want to do this so here i am. most probably will be short).

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welcome folks, to SengokuSMP.

oda forces:

—nobunaga:

would be the one that steals your iron and shit. commits thefts willy nilly, and no one is exempt from this. if he needs it, he’ll get it with or without your consent.

would kill an iron golem for the few iron it gives

before he got his own base (cause i think he’d just spend most of his time mining and getting materials to protect himself) he’s probably just barge in the nearest bed and sleep in it, regardless of the owner.

his base would probably be built by hideyoshi or sumthn.

he prefers playing pvp more than just survival. since mc placed a kind of restriction for the end (and therefore blocking them from completing the game), he goes onto servers and practice his battles even in a block game.

1.9 axe-shield pvp. he’s tactical in knowing when to strike and block and to back down, and is immaculate with his crits.

—hideyoshi:

probably spends the first few days around nobunaga to protect him. he always fights off the mobs near him even if nobunaga can handle himself.

always reminds people to sleep every night, so that the phantoms don’t come. even though a lot of the players prefer to just stay up.

built a base for nobunaga near his mine cause he needs A Place and not just mooch furnaces and beds from other people.

spawned iron golems for “protection” but nobunaga keeps killing them cause it just gets in the way

would be the one to make mines 4 blocks high so you don’t Bump your head thing, probably like 3 block width and even staircases. would also be the one to make a safety railing across any bridges he finds.

if an ally, he’d greet new players and give them some extra stuff so that they have Something to start off with

i feel like he’d be a pve player idk why

—mitsuhide:

no one knows where he is most of the time. nor his base.

unless you see his nametag (which, most of the time, he’ll see yours first) it’s kinda hard to find him when he’s off and alone.

mf is the black market of the server. whatever potions, potion ingredients, or shit like that, he has. he probably owns like several wither skulls enough to summon a wither.

he would sneak around when mc is mining and just like. scare the shit out of them. the cave noises don’t help.

(the newest screenshot hasn’t been released yet but,) y’all know the warden? the new mob? cause it’s reliant on sounds, if anyone is ever in its proximity he’d throw like snowballs at them so that it goes after them. little shit.

bow skills?? perfect. even in a game his accuracy is spot on. you know those obstacles people make with like slime blocks and maybe mlg 360s? mf can do that

he probably knows enough redstone to make traps, too.

somehow knows what everyone has/doesn’t have.

—masamune:

prank ass bitch.

he probably has like a Source of tnts in his base or something. if anyone is moving out of their old base, he’ll either blow it up or burn it, whether they wanted to or not.

fuck it. he’ll do it even if you’re not moving.

probably doesn’t often sleep and would rather fight off the phantoms than anything.

he probably wants to defeat the dragon quick, cause it’s supposed to be the game’s ultimate goal. but because of the previous restrictions you put, he just goes off and fights other players (cough kenshin, nobunaga)

and when he does kill you, expect like half of your items to not be returned.

also one of the casual thieves in the server. he just doesn’t care that it Belongs to someone and just yoinks

also a pvp player, although i find him leaning more to 1.8 style. he will jitter click you out of existence.

has dogs because idk he gives off that vibe also they Attack.

—ieyasu:

does not log on much lol. he got on once and then Never Again. it’s only when you ask him that he begrudgingly does get in in his own contrarian way.

definitely goes wayy far out for more isolation cause he doesn’t want to get caught up with whatever shit masamune has.

the only major thing he did besides mining and everything was that he got a cat. and almost no one knows about it, other than you because:

“ieyasu has made the advancement [Best Friends Forever]!”

“mc: :OOOOO!!!!”

yeah, you never told anyone.

the longest time that he logged in at first was probably when he found out that cats sleep in beds and just. sat there as the night goes by in his bunker just watching and hearing it purr. he’s a bit irritated when the others tell him to sleep, but then see that the cat went and slept on him that secretly made his heart soft.

and then you insisted on going to his base which took a considerable amount of time, and even with his denying, you decide to decorate and expand his base! you also got to name the cat, but you never knew since you just said like “i’d name it [...]!” and later ieyasu found a name tag and actually did name it that.

—mitsunari:

he doesn’t run a lot i don’t feel. primarily because he was wonky with the controls from the start.

i feel like he’d have the brain to be a redstone engineer. he spends more time like, making those cool machines than anything (probably those that’d help out everyone like an automated farm, etc.)

thing is he forgot that he could die, so most of the time he’s just starve to death without even noticing it.

much like in real life, he always forgets to sleep. and that’s why phantoms are his number 2 in his cause of deaths.

doesn’t have an actual base. hideyoshi built a small one for him, but mitsunari kind of never uses it and just logs off on the spot. at this point it just became a part of the main buildings for everyone or something.

he doesn’t do an awful a lot of collecting and often asks others for some. and when he is given it, he goes “thank you ^^ <3″ and does like the happy-shift thing. it’s honestly too cute for it to be just pixels.

probably knows a lot about minecraft stuff too, it’s just that he never uses any of it.

—ranmaru:

he was so excited the first time you told him that he was invited to the smp of sengoku warlords! would probably frequent the most.

i think he’d just vibe really. not exactly going extremely into pve or pvp or redstone or building, he plays it at a very slow place and more like an animal crossing player would.

like, he builds a small farm and stuff. it isn’t as efficient as mitsunari’s, but it is what it is. also has an animal pen with loads of one animal category and he tends to let people use it with the exclusion of some (coughs masamune) as long as they breed them again or something.

and while he doesn’t go for the big projects, he is kind of a builder? he has the Aesthetic sense while building his house and stuff yk. would maybe lean into the cute, cottagecore stuff.

favorite food in game is probably cake! it takes more effort than most other foods and it just looks cute so he likes making them.

totally has shaders on.

is scared shitless of cave noises at times. you could play 11 near him and he’d just straight up panic and log off.

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uesugi-takeda forces:

—shingen:

i find him to be maybe one of those builders that stick to large projects and stuff idk why

he does other things too, mainly pvp (he likes to just head over to nobunaga’s base and kill him sometimes. not that the man doesn’t accept the challenge). would probably also be more into 1.9 pvp because he’s a very calculative person in fighting. yes even in block game.

but the first thing he built once he’s set from collecting materials, was a “restaurant”. for what, you ask? why of course he takes you on a minecraft date. that was the top of his list the moment you even told him about the smp

once the others found out (which was not that long) he just started bragging. kenshin burnt down the building later on.

but he always escorts mc or some shit while spewing out his Lines in chat, sometimes doing the bow in game thing. in response, there are several barfs in chat, and a list of people coming to kill him.

mf likes to combat log on kenshin when he’s on a Killing Spree for the shits and giggles.

—kenshin:

first time you told him about it, he was very happy to learn something about mc’s modern times, even if it’s a children’s game. unfortunately, he didn’t know what an ‘smp’ meant.

so when he logged on and saw that there were Other people, his smile turned into a deadly frown as he just began punching them to death. he only stopped when they ran off and you intervened.

he tried having you stick around longer when you were giving him a tutorial of how to play the game.

at first he only collected material to get stronger. and by that only sword because he sees no need in getting armor (he doesn’t die in battle irl, he can’t die in a simple game). but WRONG cause he got killed by shingen who, even though he had a stone axe, had iron armor while kenshin got nothing but an iron sword.

he doesn’t make a base (why do so many here don’t make bases istg). in fact, he doesn’t log on much.

at first, he only goes on if mc is on. it’s only when he sees that mc appreciates some of the work the others have put into things (like shingen’s builds, mitsunari’s redstone, etc.) is when kenshin tries to Do Things Too and kinda fail.

this man kinda has no aesthetic sense in the block game. but you give him a for effort.

1.8 pvper. he can definitely do 1.9, but more the former mostly cause his deadly anger makes him jitter click like crazy. often challenges others (consented or not) which mostly includes masamune and nobunaga, and he often surprise attacks shingen and sasuke.

—yukimura:

honestly a normal player in survival.

he makes a decent house, has some pretty strong gear, and just helps around his allies a lot (mostly {try to} drag kenshin away from trouble, scold shingen for being too close to mc {though it’s a him problem ngl} and just being a messy caretaker).

i feel like he’d enjoy tekkit tbh. sasuke would probably introduce it to him and he’d just generally enjoy it.

but this is about the smp

he got lucky the first drowned he killed dropped a trident and it’s been his favorite weapon.

probably tried at one point to build kenshin a small base but he wouldn’t listen so like. shrugs.

he’s a bit iffy with playing alongside the enemies in the same server, but they are kind of divided into two. and mc did say it was just for fun and games and they didn’t want to see actual wars be dragged into this, so he just lets it go and has fun.

he looks forward to beating the enderdragon a lot, when the end is available.

—sasuke:

oh Boy he’s having a field day. his adored sengoku warlords? playing minecraft, his childhood game??? absolute pog.

even though it was you who proposed the idea, the one who set up the server in the first place was sasuke, since he has more knowledge on that stuff.

since he got his bearings quicker than the rest from experience, and he was earlier to log on due to testing and stuff, he mostly helps you with building like the main hub, like the center place for everyone and generally things that involve helping the overall smp.

can mlg water bucket, through a lot of trial and error. he uses it mostly to make dramatic entrances where he drops from a hill and just not take damage.

^ speaking of Dramatic Entrances, he probably has a chest full of ender pearls for those specifically.

although he helps a lot with guiding everyone, at times, he pulls out the ol’ “sleep in the nether :)” suggestion just to troll

ngl he’d stick to his ninja thing and successfully make a redstone-wired door and has his banger secret base in it

—yoshimoto:

the s in smp doesn’t exist to him.

he’s just a collector, really. one of his first priority isn’t even materials like stone, the moment he finds any kind of flowers he’ll pick it up. it’s only when yukimura and sasuke actually Give him shit does he start living a not broke life.

probably dies a lot to mobs and stuff

but like legit, this man spent a long time collecting all 13 discs and almost every flower (yes, even the biome only ones) because he wants to take it all in. nevermind the fact that he can just listen to the discs online and all.

he’s immaculate in his aesthetics. even with just wood he makes his base look really cool ngl.

some parts of it are plastered with every painting there is in minecraft, or just item frames, or flowers in their pots. every decoration you can think of, lamps, campfires, even armor stands, he has them.

you gotta give him credit, it’s a lot of effort.

he often afks just to listen to the music even though, again, he could just listen to it online.

got into a bit of a spiel with ranmaru, since he unknowingly dyed a lot of his sheep (he did categorize it with color though). and so they made an agreement to just have every color sheep, and put them in different pens. so they just shared it now

he saw the cave updates and went silently bonkers because how pretty some look (like the lush caves? hello??)

he has like. 14+ texture packs and 4 different shaders ready at his settings.

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phandom-mama · 8 years ago

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Every PINOF question (1-8, not including bloopers)

I completely forgot that I went through the first 7 PINOF’s for a TATINOF project and just found the document. So I added the ones from 8 and here they are for your viewing pleasure.

PINOF 1: Why do you always make cat whiskers on your face? What does a giraffe sound like? If you had to lose your leg or your arm, what would you lose? Ninja or pirate? I am naked right now. Would you eat ham every day for the rest of your life if you got paid a million pounds for every month you lived? Is your house still haunted? Who was your first love? May I stroke your glabella? Is it fun being a man now? What would you do-? Can you say something in French? Do you use an iron to straighten your hair like Steven does? I think you should quack. How do rabbits get protein? Should I even bother asking about your feet? If you came with a warning label, what would it say? Would you and your lion ever have a threesome with Hannah Montana? Do you have eyelashes? What was your first word?

PINOF 2: What is with the cat whiskers? Have my babies! What sort of words do you guys say differently to Americans? Would you rather have a mermaids tail and your face or a fish face and your body? If you were locked up in prison, how would you escape? What is Satan’s surname? Dan needs an abortion. If you could choose what surname you had, what would be your decision? Phil, why don’t you like feet? If you were Osama Bin Laden, where would you be hiding? If you could make your own ice cream flavor, what would you choose? Would you rather have a magnetic head or be bald for the rest of your life? Dinosaurs or robots? Can you please reenact your version of Titanic with Dan? I love it when you guys say zebra; can you say it again? Would you rather have a hook for a hand or a wheel for a foot? What is your favorite onomatopoeia? What would you do if everyone you knew suddenly turned into a duck? If you were invincible, what is one thing that you would do that would usually kill you? Is Dan in love with Nick Jonas?

PINOF 3: Do you guys have a cat whisker fetish or something? If you had to lose one sense, what would it be? ¿Por qué tuviste relaciones sexuales con el burro? Why are there no more dinosaurs? Say zebra. What would you not do for one thousand pounds? Touch Dan’s spine and say a magic word. What would happen if your hairstyles switched directions? Would it throw the balance of the universe? If you mixed a lion and a walrus, what noise would it make? Make up a song with the words hyper, Kirby, plumber, and sword. Can you fit an apple in your mouth? Phil, make the best elephant noise possible. Dan, while he makes this sound, do the best interpretive dance behind him channeling ultimate sorrow. In old Greek mythology, it is said that Zeus gave birth to Athena through his forehead. How would you feel about giving birth through your forehead? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would Chuck Norris? Would you punch every single member of Glee square in the face? What is the highest noise you can make? What is snowcoplasm? Draw what you think you would look like as a unicorn. Do a high pitched voice. Is this real life? What’s your favorite Pokemon? Do an American accent. If someone told you you could go into space, would you? if you were kidnapped by aliens, what would you say? Could you please perform a duet of any song?

PINOF 4: Why aren’t you in my bed? Quack like a duck. Would you please do an impression of the rare endangered Benedict Otterbatch? A Dan-sized pea or a pea-sized Dan? Can you put both of your toes in your mouth at the same time? Go on. It will be sexy. Would you like a pepperoni nose or a fishtail chin? Serious question: which character do you think you’re most like from the Avengers? Can you draw each other’s faces? Would you rather have screaming nipples or a tongue that constantly interrupts you? Phil, do an impression of a moth while Dan does an impression of a worm. Phil, touch Dan’s neck. Do the Macarena. Phil, try to see how many spoons you can balance on your face. Dan, distract him. Dan, what do you look like with glasses on? If you could pickle anything, what would you pickle? Do Kristen Stewart’s Vogue face to the camera and pose. Do you have any wired addictions? What is the sexiest face you can pull?

PINOF 5: Did you explain the theory behind the whiskers? Talk in Spanish. How do you think the wrecking ball felt? Would you rather have a penis on your face or boobs on your shoulders? What is the lowest sound you can make? How much fringe do you actually have? Would you rather have really big eyes or a really tiny mouth? Make a slow motion video. Phil, important question: dinosaurs or dragons? Seductively advertise cornflakes. Say the first word that comes to your mind. When was the last time you had a pillow fight? If you were a professional wrestler, what would your name be? Dan, be a squid squirting ink while Phil is a butterfly with one wing. Where can I hide the body? Do your best impressions of a laughing goose. Phil, freak Dan out without touching his body. Would you rather have fingernails instead of nipples or nipples instead of fingernails? Make up a best friend handshake. If Sarah Michelle Gellar had a neck of a giraffe, would you still date her? Attack on Titan. Attempt to talk backwards. Lick your shoulders. I bet it won’t be disturbing. Phil, put on Dan’s leather t-shirt. Phil, do the sexy end screen dance.

PINOF 6: Do me up, Dan. I mean, whisker me up. Say the first thing that comes into your head! Most used emoji: impersonate it. Pull your sassiest face. Sing a duet about lizards. Become a plant. Reenact the Anaconda video. Say something that will annoy everyone watching. Try and make the other person laugh. Compliment the person watching. The year is 2087. What does Phil Is Not On Fire 79 look like? Try being Bette and Dot from American Horror Story. Seductively advertise this toilet roll. I’ve always wondered what the audience looks like. Bite into a lemon without flinching. Do impressions of each other.

PINOF 7: Let’s answer some Q’s! What happens in the basement of google? Would you rather have barbed wire eyelashes or grass hair? Is Canada real? Advertise the item closest to you in the most disturbing way you can. Do a creepy face. Phil, sing the first song that comes into your head in a Scottish accent. Play tug-of-war with Phil’s stress mushroom. Do the next question in Dan’s room. Invent a new swear word and use it in a sentence. What would be written on your tombstone? Dan, you’re a penguin with rabies and Phil you’re a mouse who’s constipated. Have a staring contest with Dan while barking like dogs. Invent something that not one person would ever use. Phil, sing the John Cena theme while Dan pretends to be John Cena. Do an impression of a dying goose. Make a duet about ladders. Become a season. Phil, what vegetable should be king? Scroll through your camera roll without looking, choose a random picture, and explain the story. Dan, you’re a nacho. Phil, you’re the salsa. Make fanfic. What is your favorite number of the alphabet? How dry is your wenis? Say a really un-erotic word in a sexy voice and then lick your lips. Play the spoons. Look up friendship yoga and imitate the first image. Phil, reenact the picture of Chris Pratt with his raptors using house plants. Do a trust exercise.

PINOF 8: Bork borf boof heck. Give me a W. Give me an I. You know what they say? How would it go if every time you touched me with a pen I just screamed? What does the internet want from us, Phil? How do snails breathe? Quickly show us how sporks are born. How deep is Dan’s dimple? Inhale a koala or exhale a kangaroo? Do lawnmowers have feelings? Scream into a pillow to relieve your stress. Reenact Yuri!! On Ice. Do the mannequin challenge. What happens in dogs and cats breed? Phil, this is an important question; we don’t ask each other this enough: how hydrated are you right now? Do some ASMR. Create a pick up line using the word pistachio in it. Grab the nearest book to you, read a sentence, and make it sexy. Dan and Phil adopt a dog. Where does honey come from? Do you believe in the tooth fairy? Phil, who’s calling you? Do you have a friend you’re not telling me about? Are you more into butts or foots? If you were a Phan account, what your at name be? Put your glittery suits on for the next question. Do a classy jazz cover of The Internet is Here. Make a smile go from nice to creepy in three seconds. Where do you scrub first in the shower? Give birth. Phil, drop your diss track. Drake, more like snake. Where is my phone charger? The last three most recently used emojis best describe your butt. Chin update 2016. Phil, prove your love for houseplants by kissing a houseplant. Recreate this stock photo. Hey hey hey hey hey; you are now aware of your own breathing. Eat a banana in the least sexy way possible. Do an interpretive dance of 2016. Make a 5-second fanfic about you and a moth. Make the most disturbing noise you can. Phil, sing a romantic song about you and a horse. Rummage inside Phil’s bedside drawer. Phil, become the PPAP guy. Put Dan’s sheets on Phil’s bed. Do your longest ‘Yeah boy’. Do ghosts believe in humans? Try to pick each other up.

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