#iron dad roleplay

[under0-0s]

Wait. Hold up.

You guys didn't tell me May is already on this Hell-site.

@official-aunt-may hi.

[stxar-pvnk]

I don't even know if this is going to reach the right audience since unfortunately, in some way the rp community excludes minors that rp,

Well I'm looking for a long term rp partner who can keep up and contribute to the rp, keeping up with consistency too.

Im not a big OC person, and I only have a few specific ships.

The fandoms that I rp: Merlin BBC, sherlock BBC, supernatural, teenwolf (some I haven't watched the whole of the series so bare with me)

I have other fandoms that I'm in, but I'm not sure if I want to rp them at the moment.

Yes I am a minor, but with most of my rps

1. Nsfw isn't much of a thing Im entirely interested unless, my partner expresses interest in it and/or it contributes to the plot

2. Some of my rps I don't even do ship rps, I'm aiming for more plot and platonic rp.

||—Characters that I'm willing to play in fandoms—||

SUPERNATURAL : Sam Winchester (aka; boy with the demon blood

MERLIN: Merlin (aka; the greatest sorcerer to walk the earth)

SHERLOCK: Sherlock Holmes, (aka; not a puzzle solver, a drama queen)

||—Ships I'm willing to rp—||

MERLIN: Arthur X Merlin

SHERLOCK: sherlock X john

SUPERNATURAL: Sam X Gabriel, Sam X Castiel

MARVEL: Tony X Steve, Tony X Bucky, Tony X t'challa

||—Platonic pairing I want to rp—||

MARVEL: Tony and Peter (father son Platonic pairing)

SUPERNATURAL: Sam and dean (brother/ father/son Platonic pairing)

SHERLOCK: Mycroft and Sherlock (brother/father/son Platonic pairing)

TEENWOLF: ???

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My discord is @sp1d3yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Add me and we can start, I accept any age, as I simply see rp as a way to share ideas, create stories and make friends. Please be respectful of that.

[irondadleakedtexts-official]

Introduction to Irondad Leaked Texts™️

Hello! We're so glad you're here! We have a team of specialists who are able to obtain, assess for authenticity, and search for confidential texts between billionaire Tony Stark (@tonystark-official) and his intern and protege Peter Parker (@peterparker-official)

The two are not as businesslike as they may seem in public and many people point out their family-like bond. Check out our page for yourself and stay tuned if you want to know more about your favorite duo!

[protege-parker]

What if Steve Rogers never went back in time to be with Peggy? What if he has always been in love with a man that he was always at Odds with?

Called to help with the Maximoff Anomaly, Steve stands outside the barrier with the woman he once knew as a close friend, offering a hand, offering a world he could never have out here, offering Tony. Normally, Steve would say no. But… he’s tired. What does he have anymore? Bucky has Sam, Natasha is gone, Tony is gone… all he has is himself. Is it really bad to finally be selfish for once? To let himself have this?

Peter, desperate to prove himself as an avenger, tags along with Steve. He misses Tony, desperate to see him again. Her offer doesn't sound to bad... Would it be selfish to accept?

My friend (Tony roleplayer) and I (Peter roleplayer) are desperate to find a good Steve Rogers roleplayer for our plot! If you're interested let us know. :)

[dark-roleplay-finder]

🕊 Heya! 21+, looking for 18+ partners minimum. I've been in a bit of a Marvel mood lately, specifically Tony Stark & Peter Parker, so if you're down for some irondad threads I'd love to be your partner in crime! I have a few years experience writing as Peter so I'm looking for somebody to play as Tony, hope that's not a deal-breaker :)

I have a few plots in mind already, mostly hurt/comfort if you're into that sort of thing, otherwise we can go with whatever ideas you have instead! Bonus points if we can include darker elements like overprotectiveness, codependency, etc., but not necessary. Discord private servers only, semi-lit to lit so nothing under four paragraphs is preferred. I'm casual with response time so no need to stress about daily communication, though, let's just take it easy and enjoy ourselves ^^ Please interact if you're interested! ❤️

Like this post and the asker will reach out!

[marawrders]

Looking for a post-FFH Spideychelle roleplay (AU where Peter's identity was never revealed)! 18+ NSFW, though the smut won't be the only focus of the rp; it's just sort of what kicks it off I guess. Essentially the idea is that it's close to the end of their senior year, and they haven't done anything sexual together past heavy makeout sessions largely because Peter's been super nervous and insecure about it. But after a while of their makeouts getting more and more intense Peter finally decides he's ready and reaches out to MJ one night to invite her over. Looking for lots of sweet, loving first times and cuteness. We can also take the rp further than that and delve more into their relationship, college, trauma, etc. if you like! I prefer to play Peter as a trans guy but if you'd rather I play him as cis I'm cool either way! Also for smut purposes I do usually play him as a submissive top. Interact with this post or message me if you're interested!! :)

[winter-clue-heart]

He probably ran out of web fluid again. He's been slacking on making more.

hey i think i just saw spiderman stuck in a tree. that ur guy??

Not right now, he isn't. Maybe when he becomes less of a meme.

[bayfuzzball7050]

SIEMPRE SE PUEDE PEDIR TRADUCCIÓN‼️‼️‼️

INTRODUCTION POST AND RULES 🔥🔥🦾🦾🦾🦈🦈

(Edit— 23/09/2024) I kinda got excited writing this ☠️

There’s like a worrying amount of text. I’m not sure everyone can gut how much I wrote 😭😭

But here are like the basics of my blog:

The name’s César or Diego. Call me whatever ya want, idc

I’m a Trans Guy, he/him exclusively.

☆ I got that dawg in me (asd) actually pls be patient im a little slow on some things

☆ Artist — I mostly make jjba fanart (currently insane about it)

☆ Art requests are currently closed!!

When open: I draw anything but nsfw/kinks, complex backgrounds, Steven universe fanart, danganronpa fanart and proship stuff

☆ Writer (no fanfic here tho)

☆ if I use emojis, be aware that most of the time it’s ironic

☆ I make a lot of kys/kms jokes, if you’re not ok with this, please don’t follow

☆ i LOVE spammers, spam likes, reblogs, whatever as much as you like :3 (if ya want to like no pressure)

☆ if ya wanna be mutuals just ask I don’t mind I’ll just check yo vibe and that’s it

Art tag: #my art

Post tag/reblogs where I add something: #​☆ momazos diego

Quality posts tag (aka when I think): #chamber of reflection (reflexionando en la chamba)

Posting when I should be asleep tag: #trasnochadoposting

oc masterpost

brushes I use

☆ art summary 2024! ☆

BY THE WAY!!

☆ I usually don’t add tw (tho I dont post stuff with heavy themes often if I’m honest like I rarely do it) But if anything, be wary

☆ I also always have my notifications off so please don’t feel bad if I don’t answer a dm or anything of the sort

☆ please excuse me if I reblog/like artists who are proshippers, I don’t tend to check blogs before interacting🧍🏽(I’ve gotten myself blocked many times because of this)

☆ also like if they problematic in general like idk if maybe someone I reblogged has been in a big ahh controversy or summ so uhhh forgive me

☆ dni and fandoms im in below the cut

☆ more info abt me and my blog :P ☆

So, I think imma make(try) a dni list but ik it’s ultimately useless cuz like I can’t force ya and im not your dad plus I’m too lazy to look through every blog that reblogs or likes but uh blocklist ig???

It’s just basic dni criteria, but like if ya wanna read ig?

SHIT THAT GETS YA BLOCKED ‼️‼️

(some of these are oddly specific)

☆ zionists, racists, homophobes, ace exclusionists/phobes, anti-Semitics, conservatives, ableists Proshippers, Comshippers, anti-anti’s and profiction mfs, LOL1C0NS AND SHOTAC0NS (KYS…NOWW)Transphobes / TERFS, SWERFS, and radfems, Transmeds/Truscums/anti-MOGAI mfs, Transid, “Transabled”, "transracial", Radqueers in general, NSFW agere blogs (SFW agere it’s cool I don’t mind), pedos/MAPS (I want you hanging on the STREET), Paraphilics in general, Misgendering kink blogs, kink blogs in general actually ☠️, Pro-ANA/Pro-MIA

☆ swifties.

Exceptions and specifics:

☆ I think Selfshippers / yumeshippers are cool thus they aren’t hurting anyone most of the time AND ALSO! people tend to think that transid has therians in it and no, I think therians, kinnies and fictives are cool (dont get it but cool nonetheless)

To be honest I don’t check the blogs of most people who reblog or like but- Ricky…Ricky when I catch you Ricky-

(I mostly notice when I get followed but uh- anyway 😻)

THIN ICE:

☆ dsmp fans

As much as I enjoy the Fanart and maybe the roleplay was interesting I have like personal beef with the fanbase and creators

☆ Hannibal Fans

The franchise is fire but I also have beef with Hannibal fans cuz for some reason most of them proshippers

☆ MHA fans for the same reason as Hannibal fans

☆ Same with South Park

☆ Same goes for Homestuck fans

☆ Same goes for Steven Universe fans. It’s mid btw

☆ ONE PIECE fans, y’all didn’t do anything wrong it’s just that I haven’t caught up with the show 😭😭

☆ NSFW blogs (as in porn/smut)

ANYWAY

Languages I speak:

☆ Spanish (mother language)

☆ English

☆ A tiny bit of Italian

FANDOMS IM IN (but I forget sometimes 😿)

☆ JJBA (what I post about mostly (going insane over this))

☆ Yakuza (I haven’t finished 0 yet)

☆ Brawl Stars (slowly losing my mind over it)

☆ WEIRD AL YANKOVIC

☆ LOST MEDIA. (Believe it or not, im also going insane over this.)

☆ Berserk

☆ Mouthwashing

☆ Madoka Magica

☆ ikigusare (best virtual girl band ever fr fr)

☆ Gorillaz

☆ Good Omens

☆ Moral Orel

☆ Dorohedoro

☆ My Little Pony

☆ Sonic fandom

☆ Undertale / Deltarune

☆ Breaking Bad / Better Call Saul

☆ El Cuarteto De Nos

☆ Azumanga Dioh!

☆ Vocaloid

☆ Project Sekai

☆ D4DJ

☆ Food Fantasy

☆ FNAF (grrrr I love fnaf,,)

☆ Emo / Scene / Scemo (I just don’t have money for clothes nor the patience to make a blog only for that 😭😭)

☆ actually like another shit ton more but I can’t remember 😔

Socials:

☆ Reddit u/BayFuzzball7050 (old account, permanently banned)

☆ Reddit u/BayFuzzball404 (Current Account)

☆ ofc Tumblr

☆ Wattpad and AO3 but we ain’t talking about that 🤫🧏‍♂️

☆ @bayfuzzball7050-art is my art blog (reblogs from here)

☆ @bayfuzzball7050-afterdark is my mature (straight up porn) art blog

☆ ALSO! opened a Pixiv :3

☆ I HAVE AN ARTFIGHT!

☆ Bluesky

☆ Bluesky but it’s just porn

Dis me btw

[ask-olive-huchers]

just for funnies, I'm gonna do a relationship chart thingy realll quick with the characters Olive has interacted with (plus maple, Chris, Ditch, and pebble bc they technically have met but there's so roleplay for them-)

Olive and Bailey: close friends, kinda like siblings! Olive definitely sees him as a big brother, though! And (don’t tell anyone!), They definitely look up to Bailey a lot

Olive and Sora: close! Sora is like the mother of the group, so naturally Olive see's him as a role model!

Olive and Zaria: they know she helped Rowan with her plan. So. hate.

Olive and jasper: ehh, neutral (ish). Just has fun messing with him most of the time. So I guess possibly another brother figure idk

Olive and Rowan: despises. Hates. Would kill. Could kill. It’s their fault. Or, that’s what olive thinks anyway.

• Olive and Finn: neutral. Not much to say in this in, olive just doesn't really know Finn that much.

Olive and Jay: ZERO OUT OF TEN. HATE EACHOTHER, DEARLY. WOULD PUNCH THIS MAN FOR A CRUMB OF BREAD BRO. ANYTHING TO MAKE HIM SHUT UP.

Olive and Skipp: do I even need to explain this one? ok, fine. Olive definitely "likes" Skipp. Let's put in simple terms for now, shall we?

Olive and Yuki: Dislike. Only bc bro was in a bad mood when they had met. Then again Olives kinda always in a bad mood, so..-

Olive and Ray: sorta dislike. Only because they had a bad first impression as well. But all of Olive's first impressions involve anger so..no hard feelings?

Olive and Quinn: a like for sure. I mean, her dog had already won them over! Plus she was pretty nice!

Olive and Stone: neutral. I mean, he's okay I guess.

AND NOW, TIME FOR THE OTHERS THAT ARE CONTROLLED BY ME!:

Olive and Ditch: hate. Hate. Hate. Pure annoyance. If given the chance, Olive would stab him in the neck and stomp on his body. They'd throw his body into the ocean. Plus, Olive would tie giant rocks to his body so he'd sink to the very bottom. Where no one could find him. But he's too important to the story so that'll never happen! Perhaps in another universe...

Olive and Chris: neutral. Not practically close, but Olive does like to call him out for anything he's done wrong. They find it funny how ironically clumsy he is.

Olive and Maple: neutral. That's all I have to actually say but, I don't reallly think they'd have have a straight bond. It would probably be from their friend group, if you know what I mean.

Olive and Pebble: I guess sorta like? I mean, he must be cool if they're dating Bailey. Right? Though I think they've only met like, once..-

AND BONUS: OLIVES RELATIONSHIP WITH PARENTS!! And Adi!

Olive and Calvin (their father): hate. I thought that was obvious..? But yeah. He's a pretty shitty dad who was verbally abusive and physically abusive. What was worse was it was only olive that WAS being abused, so it was favouritism for sure.

Olive and Charolette (their mother): Strong disliking. Not much as a hate, though. Their mother was fairly nice to them when they were younger. And the only golden child to appreciate. But once Their sister was born, Olives perfect little world had fallen apart.

Olive and Adi: let's get something straight. Olive hates a bunch of people. Like, a lot. But Adi takes the number one spot on the leaderboard. Olive absolutely DESPISES HER. I mean, she RUINED their life! If you were to ask olive how they ended up on the streets, they'd probably say their father. And little sister. If they could torture anyone until the end of time, Olive would 100% pick Adi. I mean, that's the whole reason they had murder their mother. To strike fear into the child, and to get the message clear for her small little mind.

And yeah! I think that's everyone? Question mark? Well, that's everyone olive met! I think? I'll probably put this is the masterpost, and it'll probably change over time as well!

Last updated : Aug 4th, 2024

[peterparker-who]

WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME-

tiny stark

[shadowknightapologist]

i have decided cadenza is bengali indian (joh) + irish/italian (hayden) and laurance is indian/portuguese :3

in MCD, cadenza would be borne of joh and hayden's sister who acted as a surrogate and laurance wouldn't be biologically related to them (adopted).

translated to the modern roleplays, laurance would be borne of joh and a diff surrogate :3 caleb would prolly come from the same surrogate.

he's def trilingual in modern roleplays but in MCD i think it's english -> bengali (can understand with like, 75% accuracy and speak with 50% accuracy) -> italian (specific words and phrases).

this is just my current idea so we'll see how i feel going forward... :3

*I FORGOT TO INCLUDE THAT IN MODERN ROLEPLAYS HE PROLLY KNOWS PORTUGUESE TOO :3 it's just a lot of things i don't have ironed out but his dads would want to keep him connected to that part of him too!! MCD is harder but i think he does end up learning some.

[andstuffsketches]

[Yuri Lowell from Tales of Vesperia in the Creed Graphite DLC costume. he is wearing a galaxy-print jumpsuit with wide legs, long puffed sleeves, and a deep v-cut front with laces. There's also large petal shapes sticking out of the collar on either side, and tails on the back. He is glaring down at the viewer, holding his sword]

[comic of the artist and their friend playing the game. friend: he looks like David Bowie in Labyrinth. me: he looks like the dads at the end of Mamma Mia 2! me: I'm roleplaying him as having stole this outfit from the mansion. friend: but he hates rich people me: it's ironic. it's camp.]

[hmshermitcraft]

Weekly theme : Trafficshipping Takeover (technically)

Premise : Set in Limited Life, when the session ends and the timers pause. With Grian’s questionable methods of embarrassing his friend, Etho discovers he has a type.

—

“Etho, I’ve noticed. You have a type.” Grian teased.

“What?-“

“Don’t act like you don’t know.” Grian rebutted before witnessing the confusion on his silver-haired friend’s face.

“Oh, you don’t.” He said with a devious grin.

“I don’t like where this is going…”

“Too bad!”

—

Grian was dragging Etho along the pathway to the Clockers Tower. How much muscle did this little man have-

“CLEO!! BDUBS!! Are you home??”

Grian knocked on the iron door insistently. Scar opened the door as he called out to Cleo and Bdubs.

“Welcome! Welcome! Favorite cousin,,, dad.”

Scar greeted enthusiastically, then not.

“Let’s keep the roleplay to a minimum- we’re here talk about romance.” Grian warned as Cleo came down the ladder and Bdubs emerged from behind a wall.

“Ooh, whose love life are we gossiping about?” Cleo interjected.

Grian playfully shoved Etho in front of him. The Clockers got the memo.

“I’ve got reason to believe this fella has a type.”

“Fun!” Scar exclaimed as he led the guests to the dinner table.

“So, Mr. Slab. Men and women amirite?” Cleo laughed from across the table, “Yep.” He returned with a snicker.

“He does have a thing for women who can intimidate him.” Bdubs mentioned offhandedly.

“Oh, and both of the ladies that he’s into are gingers.” Scar pondered.

“Unrelated maybe, but they both happen to be bisexual too.” Grian said. Etho buried his face into his mask.

“Okay! If I knew this was going to be a teasing-Etho-for-who-he-fancies I wouldn’t have come here!” Cleo laughed at that and strutted over to him. “I think you not knowing was the point.” She paused, holding his chin up.

“He wouldn’t have shown up at all if I didn’t drag him here.” Grian interjected.

“Hey!- wait, he’s my boyfriend stop wooing him, mom- Cleo.” Bdubs corrected himself. Scar and Grian snickered to each other, the former jolted when he heard knocking on the door to see Joel and Timmy standing outside.

He graciously let them in and alerted all who was inside of more guests. Cleo sat on the armrest of Etho’s seat, keeping firm eye contact with Bdubs. Etho was red as Grian’s sweater, and Grian himself was waving for the other two to sit next to him.

“What are we talking about?” Timmy asked, to which he got an instantaneous reply from Scar. “Teasing dad- Etho for his tastes in romance.”

“As in, who he’s into or like what he’s into?” Joel raised an eyebrow.

“The former, but if we have time I’d like to know the latter.” Grian answered with a smirk. “That got off topic. Say, I think he’s into short men.” Etho’s eyes darted to the two short men in question and buried himself deeper into his clothing.

“The viscous if given the chance kind.” Timmy added.

“Wait- no- don’t lump me with the rest of that strange polycule Tim!” Grian hastily thought for a moment. The rest, excluding the blushing party laughed.

“I got it! He’s into people who are green!”

Sounds of acknowledgment filled the room with chuckles and snickers.

“Guess we’ve solved that.” Scar said proudly, then paused. “Does this mean that Etho’s into Doc?”

“Considering the whole anvil war thing still going on at Hermitcraft, I think so.” Cleo stated, ruffling silver hair through her fingers.

—

(If who he’s into isn’t as obvious as I thought it was, the green bisexual gingers are Cleo and Gem, the short green viscous men are Bdubs and Joel, left ambiguous but at this point he might as well like him, Doc.)

-🎨 anon <3

Etho is. Well. It's a little embarrassing he is so easy to read - he never thought he was! But when he's over his embarrassment it's... Kind of sweet. In a way. That people take the time to notice these things about him.

But, no, Grian, Joel is not talking about what he's into in bed, especially not at their dinner table!

[niniblack]

Nini's Fic Masterlist

I mean you could also just go look at AO3 for this...

Nothing is ever fully abandoned, but yeah, some of these WIPs have been lingering for a few years. Sorry.

Cherik Fic

This far but no further & What stays and what fades away Mpreg melodrama followed by married couple shenanigans.

Is It Casual Now?  Star Wars AU. Raven and Charles get into trouble and have to call Charles' ex, Erik, for help.

Can't Buy Me Love Maid in Manhattan AU. The part of Jennifer Lopez is played by Erik Lehnsherr.

The Boys All Love to Stare High school AU porn.

Hitting It Off Erik meets the perfect guy at the bar. Too bad Mr. Perfect is on a date with someone else...

On a Beach, With You (The Tel Aviv Remix) Charles Xavier meets Erik Lehnsherr on a beach in Israel.

Lucid Dreaming (The Just a Dream Remix) Charles is dreaming that Erik’s in his bed.

Office Hours Charles and Erik fuck in a bathroom.

Brimnes Erik helps Charles put together Ikea furniture.

Mint to Be Erik winds up in the ER with a candy cane stuck up his dick.

Running With You WIP Charles and Raven at Oxford.

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MCU Fic

Lucid Dreaming WIP The life Peter's been living ever since Endgame is all a lie.

A Thousand Lies (and a good disguise) Tony is responsible for creating the spider that gives Peter powers.

the long game Biodad au where Peter gets arrested for selling drugs, and that actually improves his life.

What's In a Name? Morgan starts calling Tony "Mr. Stark."

How to Get Banned from Monaco (again) Tony, Rhodey, and Peter go to Monaco for the grand prix.

the ghost at the back of your closet WIP Tony lives AU. The DODC charges both May and Tony with child endangerment for letting Peter go out as Spider-Man.

Extraction WIP Peter is kidnapped to a foreign country, and Tony is the contractor sent in to get him out.

The Simple Life The 8-year-old kid Tony didn't know he had turns up on his doorstep.

Since You've Been Gone Pepper solves a mystery.

Papa-Paparazzi The media thinks Tony is Peter's dad.

the one where Bucky kidnapped Peter Stark as a toddler SERIES Biodad AU where Peter was kidnapped and doesn't return home until he's 15.

Different Shapes and Sizes Aunt May meets the other Spider-Men.

Just Part of the Costume Peter wears a thong under his suit.

The Hottest Toy of the Season Uncle Ben is on a mission to find little Peter the Iron Man toy he wants.

The Best Thanksgiving Ever Tony' in-laws make some assumptions about his relationship with Peter. Also, they blow up a turkey.

A 10 Step Plan for Saving Your Mentor’s Life (a Guide by Peter Parker) WIP Tony takes Peter on a training mission that goes horribly wrong.

Tony Shark (doo doo do do do do)  Undersea adventure.

I tamagot-chu (if you tamagot-me)  Peter and Ned transfer Karen into a tamagotchi.

miles and miles to go (before I dream)  The only chance of beating Thanos requires bringing Loki back from the dead.

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Captive Prince Fic

The Stowaway WIP Star Wars AU. Damen and Nikandros are pilots who find someone hiding in their ship's hold.

The Boyfriend Experience WIP Laurent's a hooker and Damen's the client who's in love with him.

All the Education (that I missed)  Teacher!Damen and Student!Laurent, sort of.

Verisimilitude Auguste/Laurent. Laurent is intent on helping Auguste with a mission.

A Kansas City Shuffle  FBI Agent!Damen and Criminal Consultant!Laurent. White Collar AU.

Frigid Huddling for warmth.

A Luxury Few Can Afford Laurent is undercover as the prince's pet when he meets Damen.

A Poorer Prospect Laurent is marrying a Patran princess, Damen attends the wedding.

Frisking  Attempts at roleplay.

Sunburn Laurent burns easily.

Catalyst College AU. Damen makes a bet about being able to seduce Laurent.

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Lymond Fic

Cat Sitting Richard is tasked with babysitting his younger siblings.

Play to Win Lymond and Will get trapped in the Midculter cellar and decide to get drunk and play cards.

Inspection Duty On the eve of the Battle of Solway Moss, Jerott Blyth takes it upon himself to inspect the camp. He finds more than he expected.

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Star Wars Fic

relieved to lie in the wreckage  Post-ROTS, Anakin is on the run.

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Glee Fic

Left in the Pieces Karofsky transfers to Dalton Academy.

5 Times Blaine was Slushied WISOTT

News Cycle The 24-hour news cycle doesn't allow time for grief.

I Don't Know How This Started, So I Won't Know When It's Done  Kurt can't remember where he's been for the last three weeks. There's probably a good reason for that.

Just a Little Late Blaine would help Kurt, if he could just figure out how.

Nobody’s Business Finn calls Kurt in the middle of the night.

Earning the Right to My Silence  There’s a line you don’t cross, even when you’re the one putting people in their place.

Don’t Let the Door Hit You on the Way Out Kurt just walked into a door. Really. Why won’t anyone believe him?

Baby, It’s Cold Outside (but not cold enough to wear that)  Blaine's favorite party of the year is the annual ugly Christmas sweater party.

Tweety Kurt and Finn aren't allowed to have pets.

Manning Up "That's not a closeted guy hitting on you. That's sexual harassment."

The Way We Communicate Ten unconnected drabbles based on the random song meme that’s been going around. 

The Boys All Love To Stare In which Kurt realizes that Blaine has a cheerleader fetish.

Sparkle Kurt has the perfect plan to get back at Principal Figgins for telling him what not to wear.

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Criminal Minds Fic

Checkmate  AU of Memorium, featuring 4-year-old Reid.

The Forgetting Curve Spencer Reid has an eidetic memory. That doesn’t mean he remembers everything.

[rphunter]

hey hey! they/them 24 here, looking for rp partners 21+ here on Tumblr or I can do Discord if you prefer that. right now I'm mainly looking for MCU Iron Dad roleplays! been having a hard time finding 'em and I need more of their dynamic in my life!!! I write as Peter, so I'm looking for a Tony. personally I usually play Peter as a trans guy, and my fave thing is playing closeted trans!Peter opposite stealth trans!Tony, but those details are totally up for discussion. your characterization is your choice of course!! regardless of gender things, my fave trope is always always always hurt/comfort. there's just so much there with these two ughhh. outside of canon-based plots, one idea I have has to do with Peter actually being in a Stark Internship program pre-spider bite and then eventually turning into Spider-Man and getting found out by Tony following his Uncle's death; I've got lots more where that came from, too if you're interested, please just interact with this post and I will reach out to you!!

,

[recalcitrantlycaffeinated]

DND: session 1 (The Drug Fog)

Our DM (making his first appearance) immediately opened our session by telling us that the planet we were approaching was covered in a mysterious fog. Seamus looked out into the fog and had to do a wisdom save, which he failed, so he started seeing things. When he said something about the fog didn't seem right, Traps immediately stuck his head into the fog saying, "Really? let me see!" Since it was a wisdom save, I obviously failed it, and was treated to a false memory vision of my childhood, involving a series of woodland animals getting married.

"I think this fog is drugs," I said with full confidence. "I've done drugs before, and I think this is a drug fog." Seamus got fully on board, except HIS theory was that somebody had drugged our beer we were drinking earlier.

A distress signal came through the fog, and a ship pulled up alongside. The man on the ship had an Irish accent, so he and Seamus were buddies for about five seconds, before he introduced himself and his Trading Company further, leading Seamus to characterize them as unjust colonizers. He offered us a great deal of gold to come down and help them with their fog problem. Not only was the fog causing strange and terrible visions, but fifty people had mysteriously been taken in the midst of all this, including everyone from the governor's manor. We were not particularly interested in being helpful, but between him threatening to call the cops on us for being thieves and murderers, and the fact that Hex (who was piloting the ship) is obsessed with gold and murdering, we accepted.

We took a skiff down to the planet, piloted by one of their guys (I was never quite clear on whether there were two or three of them because Irish accent + beardy DM + my bad hearing in group settings was NOT the best time). Amidst the fog, everything was a little off. Anybody who tried to figure out what the fog was got hit with more visions. Hex even had one where they saw our own skiff coming back from the other direction, full of our own dead bodies. I did not have any of these extra visions because I was not trying to figure out the fog because it was OBVIOUSLY a drug fog.

And then the pilot crashed the skiff. Three out of the five of us failed dex saves and got thrown into an iron gate (instantly halving my hit points). And then three out of the five of us failed our wisdom saves and got hit with fog visions of what we feared most. (Seamus and I failed both saves; Paladin Dad failed neither.) Seamus saw his first wife and child, who had died in a fire, and ended up so afraid he was fully petrified and needed to be healed by Paladin Dad, who did this by slapping him and yelling "Get in a fight, Seamus!" Hex saw spiders, and got so afraid, they ran away. I saw my elementary school teacher. [Clearly, Seamus and I take roleplaying very seriously in VERY different ways.] I tried to attack him.

Then a spider in a lab coat, which was probably real and not a vision, started attacking by blasting blue streaks out of its arms, and some human guys started trying to take the bodies of the Irishmen away. Xander and Paladin Dad tried to attack them, but only one type of damage seemed to work on them. Seamus said "Prayer is overrated," and chose to attack instead, and rolled a Nat 1, very nearly injuring himself, while the (priest) DM told him "This is what you get for saying prayer is overrated!" I ran over to the lab coat spider and yelled dramatically, "Spiders can't do science!!" aaaaand immediately stabbed myself in the leg with my rapier because I rolled another Nat 1. At this point, Seamus yelled that we should retreat, so we all joined Hex in fleeing combat towards the manor, as in the background the Irish NPCs got picked up by giant fog hands.

I have 10 hit points. Our paladin has one heal left until we rest. And our cleric-rogue can't come to the next campaign session at all. If I die without ever getting to roll sneak attack damage I will be devastated.