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HE FUCKING BALD
#twisted wonderland#twst#heartslabyul#ace trappola#HE DOESN'T HAVE HIS MAKE UP OWNQJJWJENQJDKQKDNKQDJWKKDKQJSSFGDVBFZSDSYDBFSWSEYGDSZDYFESGDGYGZDYGYRGEEYGSDHGBYGNXCNG#IPHE SMELLS SO GOOD#I CAN SMELL HIM#HE LOIKS LIEKD SMALD QKD#HE'S SO CUTYWHF#TEH MADKW#HE'S SO CLEAN#SQUEAKY CLEAN#HE'S SHINY#WTF IS THAT JACKET I WANT IT IT'S SO BIG#PAKISS#LEMME CUDDLE WITH 😭😭😭😭🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻#WHAT DO I HAVE TO SACRIICE TO GET THIS CARD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#bRB GONNA HAVE ANOTHER BRWKADOWN FOR HIM TO COEMR HOME#✨ ANON I WAS SO CALM WITHOUT KNOWING ✨#HE'S SO COMFY I WANNA CRAWL UNDER HIS ARMS AND SMELL HIS MF BAR SOAP ON HIS SKIN#he just smacked a jpeg on his hoodie#I WANT EVERYTHING#i WANT 🫵🏻 HIM 🫵🏻#IF HIS GROOVY IS HIM PUTTING THE HEART ON HIS EYE PUT A HEART ON ME TOO
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Mm, if the tone of this book was different and WC was a series that was more willing to make characters flawed and self-destructive on purpose, I would LOVE the ring of this paragraph. Unfortunately, I feel like they're trying to frame this "former version of Ivypool" like it was a good thing.
It wasn't "courage, determination, and loyalty" that drove her to train there, those are excuses. Justifications. It was jealousy, anger, and fear. The Dark Forest exploited her weaknesses to groom her, suck her in. The fact she threw herself into danger, and no one protected her, was a BAD thing.
She was the worst possible version of herself back then, nasty and violent and terrified. She killed Antpelt on their orders, and was going to kill Flametail too. Without hesitation. It's not "falling from those days" to not be that person anymore.
So... the idea that she mauls this dog, revels in the satisfaction of sadism, and appreciates the dark-forest-red color of the blood on her claws, it would be a great passage to suggest that she was going to deal with her grief in a very self-destructive way. "Maybe I can be that cat again" could give me chills, man.
#I just yearn for messy women lmaoooooooo#I am FULLY aware I stand against the gaggle when I stand here wishing that Ivypool was worse in this#but I'm sorry im soo correct and that I will be greeted by 100 crazy women in heaven. It's hard out here being as right as i am#I just love when my woman has Girlie Derangement Syndrome#bones reads iph#Ivypool's Heart Spoilers
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Imagine being the human on chapter 11.
You're a life guard. It's lunch, and no one is drowning, so you have your sandwich. Suddenly a cat leaps up and takes it, and brings you towards a tourists car.
Inside is a younger cat desperately trying to escape. You let it out. The cat who took your sandwich meows at you.
You don't get your sandwich back.
It's a lovely day in England, and Ivypool is a horrible cat.
#bones reads iph#One of the book's problems is that it has waaaaay too many quicktime events#but if they'd cut out the Horse Carriage and the Apple Picker then this one's cute and interesting enough to stay#Ivypool's Heart Spoilers
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sid wanting to spend the zombie apocalypse with dumo. doc NOT wanting to spend the apocalypse with geno. kris letang, sassy debate captain. (THANK YOU @suiheisen for the recording 🫶🏼)
#i honestly think maybe only mark friedman would survive a zombie apocalypse#he’d just bite back#me in america: i missed yesterday’s iph 😔 why is it only streamed in pittsburgh#rink in effing japan: you want it? hold on i got you#magic. withcraft. burn her at a stake#sidney crosby#kris letang#brian dumoulin#jason zucker#mark friedman#drew o connor#po joseph#pittsburgh penguins
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Incorrect things that need to be PHIXED in Phighting! not clickbait!!!
Vine Staff 🚫-> Vine Staph ✅
Windforce 🚫-> Windphorce ✅
Firebrand 🚫-> Phirebrand ✅
Traffic 🚫-> Traphic ✅
Graffiti 🚫-> Graphiti ✅
Sci-fi Sword 🚫-> Sci-phi Sword ✅
Follower Sword 🚫-> Phollower Sword ✅
Floatie Biograft 🚫-> Phloatie Biograft ✅
Frakenhammer 🚫-> Phrankenhammer ✅
Shurifin 🚫-> Shuriphin ✅
Valleystaff 🚫-> Valleystaph ✅
"For broken honor.... and retribution" 🚫-> "Phor broken honor.... and retribution" ✅
"Found you!" 🚫-> "Phound you!" ✅
Frostbite Fusion 🚫-> Phrosite Phusion ✅
Sword Fight On The Heights 🚫-> Sword Phight On The Heights ✅
Sword Fighting Tournament 🚫-> Sword Phighting Tournament ✅
Factions 🚫-> Phactions ✅
Iph any missed any please add to it, we can't let this go on any longer!!
#neonspeaksmarts#this is a whole big joke#giggling and laughing#the true canon/j#i dont know what im doing lmao#phighting!#phighting#phighting roblox#roblox phighting#vine staff phighting#windforce phighting#firebrand phighting#nvm i dont feel like adding anymore tags#heh pheel i mean#dont ask vro#lets laugh at this together#if is now iph
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daily whistlepaw until cra becomes PoV day 1348
whis with a crab, requested by @frostpaw101
#warrior cats#whistlepaw#windclan#medicine cat apprentice#technically this is spoiling IPH a bit but come on guys#not tagging whis dealing with a crab with the spoiler tag#vaguely used a ref for that crab but I'm a bit tired right now so just quick thingie
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aww man i was excited that at least one other person might have been interested in pike/vina for rarepair exchange since it got nominated under three star trek shows after i nominated it in crossover, but actually the mods just put them there since my nomination was wrong. so now i'm debating whether to spend half my sign-up slots on a pairing no one wants anyway 😕
#or just have some outsized psychological distress over making a mistake on like some fandom thing that rly doesn't matter?#what on earth is going on in my brain it's like my meds just Stopped Working#i guess they asked for clarification on the dreamwidth but i saw the green approved check in all my nominations#so didn't even think to go back to the community to look#the incorrect crossover nom is still in there too!#maybe i'll just put it under discovery... they're at peak hotness there :/#lol or request it everywhere and that's it and be the IPH that holds up the works
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Happy 19th Anniversary to Camp Lazlo
العربية:
قبل 19 عامًا، عُرض مسلسل "كامب لازلو" لأول مرة على كرتون نتورك في 8 يوليو 2005.
يحكي المسلسل قصة مغامرات ثلاثة شخصيات رئيسية هي لازلو راج وكلام الذين يقررون قضاء الصيف في مخيم كيدني الذي يرأسه لومبوس العصبي والحازم، مع مساعده سلينكمان الذي يبدو أنه يقوم بكل مهام المخيم بمفرده، والذي انقلب رأساً على عقب منذ وصول الأصدقاء الثلاثة. لازلو راج وكلام حيث تبدأ المغامرات والمتاعب.
تم بث البرنامج سابقًا على قناة MBC3 قبل أن ينتقل إلى قناة كرتون نتورك بالعربية.
Türkçe:
19 yıl önce, Kamp Lazlo 8 Temmuz 2005'te Cartoon Network'te ilk gösterimini yaptı.
Dizi, yazı, sinirli ve kararlı Lumpus'un, tüm kamp işlerini tek başına yürütüyormuş gibi görünen yardımcısı Slinkman ile birlikte yönettiği ve üç arkadaşın gelişiyle alt üst olan Böbrek Kampı'nda geçirmeye karar veren üç ana karakter Lazlo, Raj ve Clam'in maceralarını anlatıyor. Lazlo, Raj ve Clam ile maceralar ve sorunlar başlıyor.
Dizi, Cartoon Network Arabic'e geçmeden önce MBC3 kanalında yayınlanıyordu.
English:
19 years ago, Camp Lazlo made it's debut on Cartoon Network in July 8th, 2005.
The series tells the story of the adventures of three main characters are Lazlo, Raj and Clam, who decide to spend the summer at Camp Kidney, which is headed by the nervous and determined Lumpus, with his assistant Slinkman, who seems to carry out all the camp tasks alone, and which has been turned upside down since the arrival of the three friends. Lazlo, Raj and Clam where adventures and troubles begin.
The show formerly aired on MBC3 before moving to Cartoon Network Arabic.
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sometimes i get sad when my best friend refuses to read my favorite web novel of all time especially when the author is very pratchett inspired and then i remember that the web novel is 10 million words, only still halfway-done, and that it took me about a month of dedicated daily reading to finish.
and then i get sadder
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Thinking hard about who I might be forgetting to tell about this acc and I realized
Nap doesn't have a Tumblr 😔
#Into The Void#it's okay they have Discord#OH WAIT IPH I COULD TELL IPH#she's more active on Discord too but at least she HAS a Tumblr#who else...........#damn I really don't have a lot of friends do I#it's okay. quality over quantity
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Ivypool's Heart: Finished
Just completed reading the new super edition! I'm pleasantly surprised by this one. Overall, this was a very good book, MUCH better than the past 3 which were some of the most boring and unnecessary entries to the entire franchise.
If you were on the fence about this one, I'd recommend it. Just take this warning; it does the Warrior Cats thing where it harps pretty strong on parenthood and nuclear families being a borderline essential part of life, including a ton of bashing on how uniquely horrible this makes the Sisters.
If you can get past that, it's a pretty solid story about grief that makes some really fun additions to the WC lore, including the wildcats, StormClan, and a broad expansion to the afterlife system.
Meandering thoughts below the cut;
One of IPH's biggest flaws is pacing, but it's not nearly as bad as the past 3 SEs.
Not to mention, this is a pretty small SE. If you're ever bored, it won't last long.
Before the book introduces the Wildcats, it REALLY meanders. It'll pick up, but you will have to wade through relatively uninteresting scenes of the cats traveling and talking about their feelings unprompted.
A lot of "quicktime events" happen out of nowhere to fill pages with cats running away from random bullshit.
There's a horse carriage, an apple picker, dogs, weasels, foxes, a storm, traffic, humans, boats, sandwhiches. It's endless. My eyes glazed over during most of these scenes.
I know a lot of people were dreading Ivypool being nasty and unreasonable during this book, but honestly? I was hoping for it and didn't really receive it.
I find her most compelling when she's holding a grudge, acting on her anger, and generally working through messy issues. But aside from her just thinking about being annoyed or angry, she's really not snappy at all.
I feel like there could have been a lot more interesting and organic conflict between Icewing, Dovewing, and Ivypool's personalities instead of boring Quicktime Events. In fact, I felt like Icewing and Dovewing were kind of underutilized.
The conversations often feel quite stiff, especially in the first half. Everyone is very understanding of each other, respect boundaries and knows not to push too far, resolve their personal issues very easily, etc. It's kinda... unnatural.
Personally, I found that disappointing because I WANTED to see the cats actually process their grief over the course of the book. Watch them act out, maybe get in an fight or two and resolve it for the sake of the mission, have them come to a greater understanding of each other, etc.
Because Icewing and Dovewing are both so motherly and gentle and we're in Ivypool's POV, we don't really get to see them process their grief because of that.
They're not TOTALLY neglected though! I just... wanted more from this group.
However. I wanted LESS Rootspring.
I understand he's there to process the loss of Bristlefrost with Ivypool but god, every time he was on screen I wanted to push him aside and talk to Icewing lmao.
Stop trying to sell me "cool, mellowed from grief" Rootspring. He's a silly little hyperactive man and you will never be able to convince me otherwise.
As a silly little hyperactive semi-manthing myself, it would have been a lot more cathartic to see a clown like me going through grief. Not to mention just generally make for better chemistry with the group.
Between Ice and Dove who are already quite chill as characters, Whistle could have used someone more goofy to bounce off of.
I REALLY didn't like the whole implication that Rootspring is going to move on from Bristlefrost and "find a mother" for the kittens he wants so badly, though.
Erins PLEASE remember that adoption exists. He does not need a wife to be a dad. I'm beaming myself directly into your brains and telepathy-ing directions to the nearest cat adoption agency
aaaaaand on that note.... yeah. I did not like the way that this book leaned so hard on the whole "nuclear family" dynamic. Ivypool has had like two major interactions with her husband and one JUST happened in this book.
It especially bugged me that they leaned into Ivypool having been a very active mother, when we saw very little of that in the ACTUAL book. It wasn't even mentioned that Fernsong was allegedly the primary parent of the kittens when they were young.
But... I was able to look past it and just accept the book in a vacuum. There's a lot of good here.
Like the wildcats.
While I'm still wary of these being Scottish Wildcats and reserve my misgivings about the misuse of species that are very unlike domestic cats... I LOOOOVEEE the culture they've set up for them
I LOVEE the way that individual spirits reach out to the kits, guiding them through life
I LOVE the connection to StormClan
I LOVE their idea of the elements and general spirituality
And I LOVED the fact that a big part of Ivypool coming to terms with her grief was the expansion of her worldview. The way that she realized the religion she was raised with is quite small, and that there is an immense beauty in coming to understand other cultures, accept their advice, and see the world as they do.
I just wish the book had been able to tie that to a flaw that Ivypool has expressed since her very introduction back in OotS-- that she's smallminded.
It would have been a FANTASTIC way to really tackle and address that flaw, and pay off literal decades of set up. I really wish she had been messier in this book because of that!
But, digressing.
I'm over the moon that the team's actually playing with the series' spirituality! After such a long time of them outright avoiding some of the weirder elements in the series, like Rock and Midnight, it's exciting that they're finding some freedom in making new magic lore for themselves.
Hopefully, in the next few super editions, we'll be able to get some more insight to StormClan and the Wildcats.
The book really hits its stride in the second half because of this, and the ending chapters are actually fantastic. Some of the best stuff that's come out of the series (on purpose) in a loooong time.
#bones reads iph#Ivypool's Heart Spoilers#And with that... I must now consider what to keep for BB and what to not.
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GIRL WHY IS THAT STOPPING YOU, YOU LIVE IN ENGLAND. IT'S ALWAYS LIKE THAT
#This is amusing to me at this point#Take a shot every time warrior cats complain about normal british weather#bones reads IPH#ivypool's heart spoilers
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not a request, I just really like the writing style in the menu post :] very much fitting the vibe and I like the thought of adding a little translation at the bottom just in case someone doesn't understand it fully
Hi!! I wrote that!! Thank you very much :3
#{💌 mod Rory 💌}#Iph suggested the moonshiner theme but I composed the drink descriptions#kinda proud of them too tbh#(required research)#we've had an overwhelmingly positive reception!! it's nice to see!! you guys are so sweet#also an astounding myriad of requests. currently there's still quite a few sitting in our askbox and they keep coming#not that we mind!! it's why we made this blog in the first place#the Lackadaisy simps have been starving long enough /lh
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