#ion like it bald

[iwanty0uu]

❄︎ all characters are 19+ y/n being 20, second female character being 19, and male character being 21, contains swearing and mentions of violence ❄︎

𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟐...

The door to your childhood home flung open, throwing your keys on the kitchen counter you threw your shoes off and closed the entrance behind you.

“Aye why the hell you makin allat noise in my house baby girl?” your bald daddy asked you, setting aside his newspaper and putting his feet on the coffee table infront of him that was used for everything but coffee. The tears were already rushing down your flushed face, hands shaking as you found yourself trying to hold onto his shoulders for balance from behind the couch he sat now disturbed and concerned.

“Hey hey- whats wrong who did this to you?” his paternal instinct kicking in, “This aint about dat boy fat headed ass boy because if it is- Ima shoo-“

You interrupted

“Daddy its about him and your horrible daughter that you n mommy spoiled rotten who think shes obligated to have everything I got when i barely got any-fucking-thing myself. She just fucked up my relationship and ion know what else to do like..” you paused to catch your breath, in attempt to calm yourself down, you only created more noice and panic as anxiety settled in.

It felt as if the world was moving at 300 frames per second and everything was overwhelming. Your eldest brother sensed the drama in the living room and exited out of his own. I swear when it came to people business he found it with ease like a rat with cheese.But after seeing his little sister who claimed “thugs dont cry” practically bawling in fetal position next to your father in the couch, he couldnt help but mind your business. You are his business.

“The fuck am I hearing about Nataly?” He asked? “Bro that bitch cheated on ME fuck the nigga at this point with my boyfriend.”Anger settled into your bones as you called your mother to air out her business, hoping the family would judge her the way they did you all the times you made the same mistakes that she did.

“Yo ma” you answered calming down slightly, playing with your leggings, “Whats wrong im at work.” her phone propped up to see your beautiful but upset face, “Que pasa mí amor?” she asked, her once typing fingers stopped moving as she focused her attention on you.

“You’re daughter’s a slut. Caught her ass fucking my boyfriend.”

“Well thats your little sister…its wrong but she is still your sister.”

“WHATCHU MEAN SHE’S STILL MY SISTER? You dont see anything remotely wrong with what she did????” You asked at this point begging for empathy.

“Yes but-“

“Nah forget it she prolly got that cheating shit from you thats why daddy left your ass now.”

The “dun dun” of the now ended FaceTime was the only noise that filled the quiet room..your father started blankly at you.

.. “How did you know .. you kids were never supposed to know?” he whispered, almost as if he was still trying to save the secret, to keep it in Pandora’s box.

“Close your mouth before a fly goes up in there Lachlan.. I seen a video of her and her side nigga in her phone when i was younger..”

“NAHHHH THIS SHIT IS NEWS TO ME FUCK U MEAN MA CHEATED?? I just thought the d was not fire..” Lachlan now yelled, no longer trying to control his temper, disbelief and confusion.

But just like that, your relationship with your mother’s side of the family, and your sister was practically done for, until familiar footsteps entered the household.

Oh so now everybody and they mother wanna pull up today huh?

[xbriexx]

It’s Mf on sight Triple H. I swear you old big bald head ass… man fuck you disrespectfully. Ion even care like I’m big mad .

[eldritch-spouse]

I've never really thought of it but Grimgromgrim made me realize most of your oc are bald and ion really know what I'm gonna do with this information

I usually don't like hair in my monsters.

I don't know why people are so affected by someone being bald. I can understand enough about the way societies work to know that it's a a valid part of beauty standards for people, but whether or not someone has hair on their head has never meant anything to me personally.

And that definitely translates to my tastes in monsters, where fur and hair are usually turn offs, emphasis on usually. The way I predict things, most of my ocs will continue to be vastly "bald".

In the narrative established here, most monsters don't share the human preoccupation of needing to have a well-groomed mane, and get kind of irritated when those standards are constantly being projected onto them.

Santi is one of the monsters who gets this type of comment so often from humans that he has simply stopped being affected by it and now just wants to sexually confound anyone who teases him by claiming that they must have a baldness fetish in order to bed him.

[transenbyconfessions]

IM TRANS NONBINARY

I couldn't say that for the longest time cause I felt like I was taking up space in the trans community. I don't think I'll ever get top surgery, and don't wanna be on T (I think I'd like facial hair but my dad is balding so ion wanna take a chance, and honestly I don't have trouble presenting masc without it), but I am in fact trans and nonbinary and I am proud.

Never thought I'd be able to say all that, even if it's on some anonymous blog in a little corner of the internet.

Submitted April 2, 2023

[super-ion]

Ion & Emily

Honeymoon - part 3

(I can't find the link to part 2, so here's the AO3 link)

With a last furtive glance down the street, I knock on the door. It's a plain little townhouse on a plain little street, very easy to miss.

Actually, it actively tries to be very easy to miss. The only reason my attention doesn't slip right off is because I've been invited here before.

It sounds like magic, and honestly… I'm pretty sure it is… I mean there is super tech that can do that too, like variable perception fields or whatever. I honestly don't know how all that works. I could ask Sarah to explain it, but she's currently suffering a concussion.

Speaking of…

"No…" she hisses into my ear with a slur. "He's going to violate causality at us!"

I suppose I should clarify that she could explain variable perception fields. Magic straight up freaks her out. She's got like three PhDs, advanced physics and stuff. Nothing about Dr. Hands' powers make sense to her.

Before I need to knock again, the door opens and there's Hands, wearing nothing but a fluffy pink bathrobe and a pair of slippers. He's just like this portly guy, gray and balding. He could totally be someone's weird uncle or something.

The fact is he's almost literally older than dirt. Like, I'm pretty sure he was like a mischief deity in Mesopotamia or something. These days, he's a low stakes supervillain and the DM for our ttrpg group.

"Ah!" he says with delight. "Jennifer! I was hoping you and your…"

He pauses and takes in Sarah and me.

"This is not your beautiful wife," he declares.

"Hi Hands!" Sarah says with a weak wave. "I'm rescuing Jen!"

Dr Hands raises a bemused eyebrow.

"It's a long story," I interject. "Can we come in? We need a place to crash and she needs medical attention."

"Ah, well," he says with a welcoming grin. "I'll have you remember that I am a doctor."

"I thought you taught anthropology."

"Hm? Oh, yes. Well… I did serve as a field medic under Wellington during the Peninsular campaign. I do remember a thing or two about it."

Yeah, the great thing about villains is sometimes they just casually drop the fact that they served in the Napoleonic wars and you just gotta roll with it.

He gestures us in and lends a hand getting Sarah settled on a sofa in the sitting room.

Like, literally lends his hands. That's what he does, he conjures disembodied hands. It's one of the creepiest things I've ever seen, and that's saying something for my line of work.

"Will your bride be joining us?" he asks as he gets Sarah settled.

"Uh, yeah," I reply. "She's just cleaning up some… stuff. Listen, can I borrow your shower? I'm kind of gritty from being kidnapped."

He nods enthusiastically, and motions down a very long hallway. Did I mention that the interior of the house is impossibly spacious?

"Seventh door on the right," he says. "I'll keep the light on for her, don't worry."

"Thanks Hands! You're the best!"

He offers a genial bow and I make my way in the direction of the indicated room.

The adrenaline is wearing off and I'm exhausted. I'm worried sick about Emily, but I have no idea how long I'll be able to keep my eyes open. I tentatively reach out with my powers and am rewarded with a spike of pain in my head. That lightning bolt really did a number on me…

Yeah, I'm no good to anybody like this.

Emily can handle this.

She's fine. Totally fine. She used to do this all the time.

I'm worried sick.

I open the designated door and… holy shit.

It's like a whole honeymoon suite, giant bed, satin sheets, so many candles everywhere. Huge glass doors overlook majestic mountains and a lake that glitters in the moonlight.

Yeah, I know, the front door was in Paris and this room is in… the Alps? The Pyrenees?

Magic, remember?

Anyway, the shower is amazing. It's one of those lavishly big walk in things. Absolutely perfect temperature and pressure.

Of course, when I get out, there's a satin night dress and robe waiting for me.

Okay, that sounds creepy. I swear Dr Hands doesn't have a creepy bone in his body… or… well, not like that, at least. He's good people, trust me.

It fits perfectly, accenting my assets and downplaying the dysphoric bits. It's perfect and I finally let my guard down. Ion goes away and Jen takes over.

Jen is worried for her wife - desperately, achingly.

I pace the bedroom a few times, get tired, sit down and fidget for a few moments. Maybe I should just put my head down, rest my eyes for a little bit…

***

"Hey," someone murmurs softly in my ear.

I blink awake and there's the most beautiful woman in the world. Her hair is mussed and sweaty and the costume has a few scorch marks, but otherwise, she's perfectly unharmed.

I throw my arms around her and pull her into a desperate exhausted kiss. She relaxes into me in relief.

I try to drag her closer, but she grunts in protest.

"Babe," she gasps as she breaks the kiss. "I want nothing more than to fall asleep in your arms right now, but I very badly need to change my clothes."

I reluctantly let her go and she draws back, but her eyes linger on the gown.

"That's really fucking hot on you," she says.

There's a flutter in my chest and my face heats.

This woman is my wife. I'm somebody's wife.

God, I love her.

"How about you?" I ask. "You look fantastic."

She cocks a whistful grin and turns to show off her ass.

"Don't get used to it," she says. "Special occasions only… and don't you dare make a habit of getting kidnapped."

I smirk at that.

"Okay," she says reluctantly. "I gotta hand it to Sarah, she did a good job… don't tell her I said that, I'd never hear the end of it."

"Ah…" I say. "Yeah, about Sarah…"

A flicker of concern flashes across her face.

"Is she…?"

"She's fine… probably. She's in good hands."

I pause for a moment. She closes her eyes and lets out an exasperated sigh at the pun.

"Soooo… she uh… tried to kiss me," I admit.

Emily raises her eyebrows at that.

"She also told me breaking up with you was the biggest mistake of her life," I continue. "Or maybe breaking up with John and Dale was the biggest. She wasn't really super clear on how it stacked up."

Yeah, I'm rambling a little bit.

Emily sighs and pinches the bridge of her nose.

"I wasn't going to tell you," she said, "but she drunk texted me two weeks ago."

She takes me by the shoulders and fixes me with a desperate look.

"Jen. We need to get them back together."

I nod.

No idea how that's going to work given that they're archenemies… and Dale… I'm not super clear on how he fits into their super dynamic.

One thought has been nagging me though since the almost kiss. I chew on my lip and debate saying it.

"Okay, but consider… if we wanted to, you know Sarah would be totally down to… you know…"

"Excuse me?" she deadpans.

I raise my hands disarmingly and make a tiny laugh.

"Kidding! I'm kidding!" I say. "Mostly kidding…"

"Oh my god, you're a menace," she says and drags me into another kiss. "Listen, if you want to scratch that itch, go right ahead. I'm cool with it, but count me out. I do not want to have a threesome with my ex. Who, by the way, if you recall, is your brother's ex and also my brother's ex."

"Okay, fair point," I reply. "So how do we get them back tog-"

"No," she says, placing a finger to my lips. "That's a tomorrow problem. Right now, I am taking a shower and you are going to join me. Then we're going to bed."

A grin spreads across my face and I'm suddenly a lot less tired.

[alurite-l]

bro i was waiting at the shuttle stop to catch a ride back home but as i’m standing there i see thins yt man.. and at first i’m thinking okay whatever, just because i go to an hbcu doesn’t mean there can be a white person right? well as im standing there and start really looking at him, i noticed that he was bald which was giving HEVAY nazi vibes (especially bcs his ass was pale asf). and the second red flag was that he didn’t have no backpack or NOTHING. all he had was a small lil duffel bag at his side. and not only that but there was a lil flag sticking out the top of his bag (im pretty sure it was a texas flag but it may have been an american flag ion know i was l in flight mode atp)

but the biggest red flag of all.. was that he was standing in the grass. bcs if you go to an hbcu it’s an unspoken rule that ur not supposed to step on the grass cuz our ancestors were buried there and stuff. like outta all the space there was on the sidewalk… why tf do you feel the need to be standing in the middle of the grass😐 especially on the campus i go to bcs it used to be a slave plantation…

anyways i saw that he was going on the same bus i was boarding so you best believe i hopped my ass AWF

sumn was telling me to not get on that bus especially cuz there was a shooting at an hbcu down in florida like two days ago. even if i was buggin im not tryna risk that shit🤷🏿‍♀️

Uhnt uh you did the right thing. His whole description screamed red flag (honestly white people at hbcu's are red flags in gener). Like no backpack and no visible school papers at a school is weird.

I'm happy you followed your gut and didn't get on that bus there was actually a shooting here in GA where a white man shot 3 black people in a dollar general, he literally was gonna go to an HCBU first. It's scary out here

[ferrunough]

names for the joltik i’ve got so far: reminder, they had black shirts and red ties. i had to do this

Billie Joule = he’s a fully melanistic little guy.

Arcstrong = she’s green eyes for some reason, fur’s kind of wavy.

Dirntik = mimics Ramohm’s bass sounds; Ramohm likes this one the most.

Tré Coul = she has tennis ball green fur.

JoS = pronounced “Joz”, in full it’s Joltik of Spikemuth since he’s oddly protective of the second spikemuth miniature (a statuette lamp thing of the spikemuth logo; it’s constantly turned on since he made a web in it), he has a hollow heart-like pattern with a line down it’s centre over his chest in lighter fur.

Saint Jolty = identical to JoS except his pattern is darker coloured, encourages a lot of Horde shenanigans like the fight between JoS and Kilojoy.

Wattsername = didn’t let me take the clothes off, close with Saint Jolty.

Tuney = “tune-y” missing a leg from hatching (i hope), squeaks along to music.

Crispian = he’s set himself on fire and become a tiny walking inferno twice somehow.

Glorheo = it’s just “Gloria”, genuinely has black fur around her eyes like smudged mascara, tries to keep the peace.

Lolaplug = shiny, they got stuck in a socket but now i think they’re trying to make a home in there.

Party Polar = blue fur pattern around their face, likes zapping things even if said things are joltik fully capable of zapping them back.

Fun Joul = black fur around his main right eye looks vaguely like an X, has what i’m calling minted tips in that the ends of his fur are green.

Kilojoy = generally way too excitable, no distinctive features but given the rest it’s enough to pick them out quick

Battery = it hates being in the same space as 19 other joltik, much prefers being away.

Draculamp = albino, not much personality really, follows Battery around, i swear the fur glows and it isn’t just the lighting in here.

Mother Wir = “wire” but i may not say that right anyways, biggest one by far, she is wide, has no pigment around her face, watches any fights from a distance.

PEPE = a peace keeper akin to Glorheo who tends to those injured in any antics undertaken before going off by themselves, very pale fur but colour is there!

Demolitz = paired up with Ion, pattern of bald patches especially over face, neither like being separate.

Ion = paired up with Demolitz, similar patches of baldness, gets aggressive when separate from Demoltiz.

i was healthy and took breaks and obviously looked after my gang but it’s finally done. arc above it’s done.

[corebiotics]

PCOS AND AYURVEDA : A Holistic Approach to Managing Polycystic Ovary Syndrome

PCOS or Poly Cystic Ovarian Syndrome is a group of disorders affecting women of reproductive age and one among the common reasons found today for irregular menstrual cycle. Say it because of sedentary lifestyle or food habits, it sure is a menace for womanhood.

According to WHO, PCOS affects 116 million worldwide, PCOS affect approx. 10 percentage women in the reproductive age.

What is PCOS?

It is a disorder where the ovaries produce higher than normal level of male hormones (androgen) causing an imbalance in the system leading to trouble in normal ovulation and release of eggs (Ovum). Some of the ovum develops into fluid filled sacks called cyst which may even grow bigger in size.

WHAT CAUSES PCOS?

It is an endocrine disorder directly connected to the level of hormones in the body.

1. Increased level of male hormones (Androgen) — A smaller level of male hormones presents in every woman. Whereas its increase leads to imbalance triggering male traits such as extra hair growth, male pattern baldness and acne.

2. Increased level of Insulin — Insulin is a hormone regulating blood glucose level in the body. It helps in conversion of the food we eat into energy. Those with unhealthy eating habits, little to no-exercise, overweight or obese have higher chances of increase in blood glucose level and insulin resistance, which means their cells can’t take up insulin properly. When cells can’t use insulin properly, the demand in body rises thus triggering pancreatic cells to produce more insulin for supply. This extra insulin circulates in the body which in turn triggers ovaries producing male androgen.

3. Inflammation — Studies have linked excess inflammation to higher androgen levels. Inflammatory condition might be a contribution of overweight too.

HOW YOU KNOW YOU HAVE PCOS?

Some woman gets early symptoms whereas some go unnoticed until they find difficulty getting pregnant. You should notice it when there is,

· Irregular periods · Heavy menstruation · Excessive hair growth · Thinning of hair · Weight gain · Acne · Darkening of the skin in body creases like on neck, groin and under the breasts. · Headache

WHY PCOS A CONCERN?

Infertility: Fertilization happens only if there is a release of ovum. Woman who don’t ovulate thus find it difficult to conceive and is a major cause of infertility in woman. Metabolic diseases: Obesity and PCOS go hand in hand, slowing the metabolism. Hence woman with slow metabolic rate have higher chances of high blood sugar, LDL cholesterol, high blood pressure.

CAN ONE CONCEIVE WITH PCOS?

Woman with PCOS have trouble getting pregnant, if conceived they have higher chances of premature child birth, miscarriage, high blood pressure and gestational diabetes. However, woman with PCOS can get pregnant with infertility treatments.

ROLE OF AYURVEDA IN MANAGING PCOS

Efficiency of Ayurveda treatments and regimen are found in studies regarding management of PCOS.

Ayurveda focuses on balancing the metabolism and maintaining equilibrium of bio-energies. The metabolism which is lowered ion PCOS will be boosted with Ayurveda treatments and increases chances of conception. Ayurveda uses herbal formulations to correct the hormonal imbalance and regulates the normal rhythm of body. It also requires you to go through various types of therapies and maintain a balanced diet. All these play a vital role in overcoming PCOS - related problems.

The holistic approach includes a combination of dietary changes, lifestyle modifications, herbal remedies, and therapies aimed at restoring balance to the doshas and promoting overall health.

Read more....

[bbcstdb]

Tomorrow, I'll post a video on hair care. My hair has always been thin since childhood. It looks too thin when it's greasy. (Yes, I skip shampoo often.) Water is fine with me if no one is gonna smell my hair. My husband smelled like wet dog after showers at times when he was in the military. Water showers don't give me that problem depending on what I have been eating. When I was vegan, I often skipped deodorant. Sometimes, I regretted it after working hard, biking, or walking to and from work. The other day he was like omg you're balding lol and was like bruh, it's just greasy 😂 😭 at least ion smell like wet dog.

[cflsblog]

“Fall in love. Maybe it doesn't have to be with someone. Fall in love with music, art, dancing in the dark, car rides at 1 am, the glistening of the stars, the colors of the sun as it rises, the smell of flowers, the feeling of adrenaline that takes over your whole body and suffocates your lungs with joy, good friends who bring out your best, silence, noise, fall in love with the little things that make you feel most alive and find purpose. Fall in love with life.”I might “ahkeke” on the net, But ion fw ppl fr. I know folks ain’t right. I know that back door stay wide open too. I know that gossip keep my name in it too. I know they bald their face up when they see me on social media too. I know they wanna get close to me to see how I operate the way I do too. One minute I’m liked , the next I’m fighting envious and jealousy battles ����🦠. Im happy for them, but they wanna block me when it’s my turn. I’m cordial but I’m not friendly. I went from the life of the party to socially awkward. My circle tight. Actually it’s a dot. I couldn’t even form a circle fr.Someone once told me, “You cry more than anyone I’ve ever met.”

I’ve always had a very sensitive heart, and for a while, I was convinced that was my biggest weakness.

I cry at every proposal video, when someone hurts my feelings… Some days, something as simple as thinking about my dog getting a little older is enough to make me tear up.

Yes, it can be exhausting, and there are times when I wish I didn’t wear my emotions on my sleeve.

…but I’ve learned that having a sensitive, empathetic heart and feeling all of the things is actually not a weakness, but rather a STRENGTH.

I cry a lot, but also…

I love really hard.

I’m quick to defend those who have been wronged.

I’m extremely passionate about the things that mean something to me.

I’m very intuitive.

I’m a shoulder to cry on for my friends.

I dream big.

I’m genuine, upfront, and lack the ability to be “fake” even if I wanted to be.

Unfortunately, when you’re sensitive, not everyone is going to be capable of understanding your heart.

…but I promise you are such a light in the lives of those who do.

[squish36-writes-and-draws]

Prompt: write a story in ten minutes containing:

- place: a rooftop OR the nosebleeds section

- color: orange

- 2 items from the following: lipstick OR a feather OR a pair of socks

Word count: 278

Nex stands atop the roof of the abandoned warehouse she calls her own. It’s the middle of the night and the stars are shining overhead, barely visible against the lights of the city.

It’s a lunar eclipse tonight, and she would give anything to be staying up absurdly late to watch it with Alea.

Instead of watching it with her, she’s busy dealing with the mess her alter ego, Aurora Irae, left last night. Namely, the plan didn’t go to plan, and now she gets to deal with the consequences…with the smoky calcium-ion-orange arson method.

Even now, the moon is dimming beneath the Earth’s shadow, but it hasn’t quite taken on the characteristic reddish tinge of a lunar eclipse.

Nex sits down on the edge, feet dangling down below. She notices a small feather on the side, large and dark. Maybe it’s that bird that’s been harassing her for the past few weeks with its song all evening long.

It sounds like a demon bird, and that’s how she has decided its name, Demon Bird.

She adds it to her collection, as it is not a bald eagle feather and therefore is not illegal to own in the United States, and a tube of lipstick decides to fall out, plinking on the ground down below.

Stars. That was Alea’s. That’s going to be a fun conversation.

One might think that the hardest part of hiding an alter ego would be the big lies—the denial of committing crimes, but it’s the small things that add up.

It’s the small things that are the dangerous ones. It’s the small inconsistencies that are going to lead to the whole lie unraveling.

[noyasboxdye]

Gojo doesn't shave himself down there

and? i want to suck his dick and feel his pubes brush against my nose while i'm choking and shit... it's attractive

[bryceslahela]

who did yall romance when u played trr?

[mulletmitsuya]

Toman groupchat

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, mentions of alcohol

a/n: i feel like these are getting repetitive and boring ngl :/, lemme know what you guys think, ly<3

Kazutora: idk man

Kazutora: how can you be bi and still have no bitches

Kazutora: you have all the options

Kazutora: and you still not getting any???

Kazutora: ion even wanna laugh at you. im just sad

Baji: dude💀

Mikey: what are you talking about

Draken: context????

Kazutora: just thinking about how Draken will die alone cause he's a fucking coward

Smiley: he still doesn't have any bitches???

Draken: why do you always have your nose in my fucking business

Baji: someone as hot as you shouldn't be single tbh

Baji: i'd suck the soul outta you bro

Baji: like a homie would do🤜🤛

Baji nvm that was a moment of weakness you're basically bald

Kazutora: you slipped up😕

Draken: 😐

Mikey: ok like i know i make fun of Ken-chin a lot, but ig if we're talking facts, he is pretty attractive

Mikey: doesn't beat me tho

Mikey: nothing beats being a cute blonde whos submissive and breedable😚

Mitsuya: ayo??

Kazutora: being a 6'2, ripped, extremely attractive man with tattoos, scars, mommy issues and can man handle you like a rotisserie chicken does beat that actually

Baji: bro??

Smiley: that was sus as hell🤨

Mikey: why the rotisserie chicken😭

Kazutora: imagery

Draken: uhm

Draken: thanks??

Draken: i think

Kazutora: you're still bitchless tho

Baji: i agree with Tora, but i think cute beats hot

Mitsuya: theyre two very different categories. its like having to choose between Hakkai and Draken

Mitsuya: Hakkai's more on the cute and handsome side while Draken is hot and sexy

Mitsuya: actually Hakkai's hot too nvm

Mitsuya: its basically impossible to choose

Mikey: AYO

Smiley: Mitsuya????

Baji: I KNEW HE'D SLIP UP ONE DAY

Draken: really?

Draken: thanks Mitsuya😁

Mitsuya: 👍

Mikey: WHY DO YOU ONLY ACCEPT COMPLIMENTS FROM MITSUYA

Draken: cause i know hes being genuine

Draken: you guys just do it to make fun of me

Kazutora: dumb, clueless, bald headed ass mf

Draken: go back to jail

Draken: i didn't mean that, dont go back to jail

Draken: i didnt mean to disregard your growth like that

Kazutora: bro chill its not that deep

Smiley: thats Drakens problem, he's a good person😕

Smiley: bet he'll die by jumping in front of gunshots to save someone or smth

Smiley: then he'd probably spend his last moments trying to comfort the person and telling them that it wasn't their fault

Smiley: shit pisses me off fr

Mitsuya: ??

Draken: ..what?

Baji: having morals restricts you from having fun

Draken: Baji stop acting like you're not a good person

Draken: aren't we your treasures

Baji: stfu i was hallucinating and on the brink of death

Draken: aren't you the one who sacrificed your life cause you didnt want Kazutora to feel responsible for your death???

Draken: and what did you do in your last moments?

Draken: you comforted Chifuyu

Baji: ...

Baji: Juana

Draken: ??

Draken: who's Juana ???

Baji: Juana put deez nuts in yo mouf 🤣⁉️

Draken: fuck you

*Draken has left the chat*

Kazutora: lmao he's mad

Mikey: ayt now that he's gone

Mikey: Mitsuya

Mitsuya: what

Baji: are you in love with 2 people

Mitsuya: omfg calm down i just think they're hot

Mitsuya: i have eyes

Baji: cap

Smiley: you're not the cowardly type so do smth about it don't be a pussy

Mikey: which one tho

Mitsuya: Draken's right you guys are so nosy for no reason

Mitsuya: dont yall have boyfriends??

Mikey: of course he'd agree with Ken-chin🙄

Mikey: but that reminds me i have to go hang with the bae 😋

*Mikey has left the chat*

Smiley: ew

Baji: im gonna go torment some kindergartners

Kazutora: you're gonna get reported by the school dumbass

Kazutora: pick me up tho

Baji: ayt

[milliumizoomi]

𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐑 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒

➣ SUMMARY. ; Random TR headcanons I thought of

➣ FEATURED. ; Various Tokyo Rev. Characters

➣ FORMAT. ; Headcanons

➣ GENRE. ; Crack

➣ WARNINGS. ; Cursing + Manga Spoilers

➣ NOTES. ; all of these are completely right and ion want no discussion abt em 🗿☝🏽 /hj ,, i was planning to do a part 2 so pls let me know if I should,, hope you enjoy !!

REBLOGS ARE APPRECIATED.

MIKEY…

𖢇 there’s no room for discussion wit this one

𖢇 he goes thru AT LEAST 3 pairs of Jesus steppers a day

𖢇 try to change my mind

𖢇 with all them flips and kicks and the way he be gripping them hoes ain’t no way he wearing just one a day

𖢇 AND THEY FLIMSY TOO

𖢇 they be popping,, on the regular 🗿

𖢇 like even in that moebius fight episode

𖢇 HE HAD FLIP FLOPS ON AND KICKING PPL IN THEY HEAD

𖢇 ik them shits was obliterated as soon as he started running from the police

𖢇 he abuses these floor slappers on the regular

𖢇 and he do this to ALL the ones he have

𖢇 so,, in conclusion,, by the time the sun set he be walking home barefoot

DRAKEN…

𖢇 PLS ok so

𖢇 he thoroughly rubs the bald sides of his head

𖢇 that’s it.

𖢇 that’s the headcanon.

𖢇 I believe EXPONENTIALLY that this man head get cold on the regular

𖢇 so 24/7 you him catch rubbing it

𖢇 and it look so funny too

𖢇 like y’all know when people run their hands through their hair to kinda fix it

𖢇 ok imagine that but him vigorously rubbing the sides of his head

𖢇 and he don’t even be realizing when he do it anymore cause he do it so much

𖢇 he’ll be in room just 🤜🏼🧑🏼‍🦲🤛🏼

𖢇 and when ppl see him doing it they just gotta stop and stare cause??

𖢇 PLEASE AND IT SOUNDS SO ASHY TOO

𖢇 The gang DEFINITELY laughs at him when he subconsciously does it while with them

𖢇 he says that he won’t do it again

𖢇 *spoiler* he continues to do it every second of the damn day

IZANA…

𖢇 y’all gon hate me for this,, but when the man was homeless he def had lice

𖢇 IDC WHAT YALL WANNA SAY

𖢇 the man was itching and scratching all over

𖢇 smelling like the garbage

𖢇 absolutely horrendous

𖢇 he’d scratch and they’d just fall out

𖢇 all up under his nails and EVERYTHING

𖢇 eugh

𖢇 scaring the children

𖢇 Looking like a yeti toooo

𖢇 the man was just a walking mess

𖢇 free him from the chains

KAWATA TWINS…

𖢇 sigh

𖢇 i’m sorry to make this unfortunate announcement but from the ages of 6 to 10 they were booty scratchers

𖢇 Both of em

𖢇 Absolutely

𖢇 smiley was first, angry tested it out and all of a sudden they were both ALWAYS elbow deep—

𖢇 Like no shame in it either

𖢇 They at the playground? No problem they just 🤌🏽

𖢇 At school? 🤌🏽

𖢇 SHOOT IN THE GROCERY STORE WIT THEY MAMA? HEAVY ON THE 🤌🏽

𖢇 Just anywhere they would be holding each other hand and just got the other one like 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽

𖢇 wherever and whenever they would just.. sigh

𖢇 those were dark days

RAN…

𖢇 mm how’s the best way to put this,,

𖢇 ok so he chews his nails

𖢇 BUT that’s not all

𖢇 the man will spit them at people

𖢇 like just LAUNCH them

𖢇 no matter if they’re long or short he’s going to literally bite them off then look directly at the person he’s gonna launch them bitches at

𖢇 and will deliberately keep looking at the person so they know it was him

𖢇 and they can’t even do nothing

𖢇 cause he’s ran haitani

𖢇 the bitch gets away with it everytime

𖢇 those poor innocent people

𖢇 the boys been doing it since rindou was ankle high

𖢇 at school, in public, AT HIS OWN FATHER

𖢇 he don’t leave anybody unscathed

𖢇 except his mama

𖢇 cause chileeee

𖢇 ik he gotta be scared of her

𖢇 so in conclusion,, the man is a nail spitting canon

RINDOU…

𖢇 he’s a legendary kicker of the back of ppl foot

𖢇 piss him off?

𖢇 ok

𖢇 y’all know the back of y’all knees right?

𖢇 that one lil spot

𖢇 mhm

𖢇 he will kick the shit out of it

𖢇 full force

𖢇 sending your ass flying into the floor

𖢇 with absolutely no remorse

𖢇 he’ll watch you face plant right into the floor and then leave you right there

𖢇 the nigga doesn’t give a damn at ALL

𖢇 and he’ll laugh at you too

𖢇 whether he does it all up in your face or he’s walking away and snickering he gon laugh

𖢇 very disrespectful

𖢇 and he’d take a picture if you fall especially funny

𖢇 then he’d show ran

𖢇 and they’d both laugh🧍🏽‍♀️

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1/3 (Eren Yeager)

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Bitches is my sons, that's why I be like, "Chile"

Chile, chile, chile, chile, ch-i-i-i-chile

At the lowest volume, Nicki was spitting bars. The LED lights on the brightest red there's to come as the window was covered with black out curtains. It happened to be bright outside but who opens their curtains at 8 am in the morning..? People who are productive and that's not you.

"Don't spend hours in there, brat."

A pout came onto your face, almost sucking your teeth... it wasn't going to be long until you were finished. Nonetheless though, your father always thinks you take hours to get ready to go somewhere.

"Im not ,daddy... Ion even wear makeup no more.. so it won't take long.."

Leaning towards the mirror, and pressing the lipgloss tip against your soft lips, your thoughts came around to your father.

Levi Ackerman, he's a short male who is quite intimidating, he IS intimidating. Despite his height, he's always winning a battle, whether it's verbal or physical. Which is why you always fail to win an argument against him. This was noticeable when you moved to his house ten months ago.

Before living with Levi, you were living with Hange.

Hange co-parents with Levi, the two were never together but they kept you happy and they are both Mom and Dad to you. The two are so different though. Hange would let you skip school, get ready late, almost everything in the book. She had to stop you from getting a sugar daddy though-

Levi is strict, he doesn't want anyone or thing touching his pretty Princess. Yes you're not biologically his but he still is your father, the only one you'd ever had. He taught you things, showed you the great life. He tried to get you to speak a bit more proper but he just stopped, oddly enough, he wanted you to embrace everything you had to offer.

It was a pain learning about your background, Hange was bad at doing anything for you as well. In result of this, your hair has dreads. Watching YouTube videos was Levi's new thing when you were younger. He managed to skillfully put dreads in your hair and... now they look quite amazing. Very long and pretty on you.

That's something you embrace, those pretty dreads. Knowing that your father put them in first , is one reason as to never take them out.

"I'm done, and, Mom said stop ignorin her... she wanna have a picture of me.. since it's my last year I guess.. ion know.. but she blowin up my phone.."

A bit of a smile casting on your brown skinned face. Fiddling with the phone in your hand. Today you were wearing a Jean like skirt and a black top to go with. Your med-long nails being a mix of white and gold, it complimented the melanin of your skin.

Levi glared at his phone that was vibrating on the nearest table and he'd sighed inwardly. Hange was so excited for your last year, while Levi was not. He also hates the fact that you are now going to the same school that he works at... the only bad thing being... the men there are complete perverts and prudes.

"Tell that bratty friend of yours to do it-"

"Connie isn't a brat, he just a lil mental..."

A lot of bald guys seemed to be mental, or is that just... stereotypical to say? Eh, either way, your Connie was mental. The guy was hilarious, he always knows how to put a smile on your face. Even though you two used to be fairly seperated. You now go to his school so at least you'll have one friend to lean on.

"dad, can you at least be happy for me...? It's my last year of school, not my last year of me bein in ya house.. cuz ion know how to cook... or do adult stuff.." a sheepish smile came upon your face, just staring at your father who happened to be suppressing a smile. He eventually did not though, but... you are the only person who can make him smile..

"I know, you burned down a kitchen before.." An evil smirk cascaded on his pale face. He knew that would hit you where it hurts, considering you were now silent but squinting your eyes playfully. It definitely wasn't Levi's kitchen, it was Hange's kitchen.. she had to get it remodeled.

Honestly, Levi liked that you couldn't cook, that way, douche bag men will stay away from you and it'll prevent them from making you barefoot and pregnant in a kitchen... he overthinks okay?

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Gripping your wrist ever so tightly, the two of you were walking towards the huge school. It was more of a modern taste, probably because the school was built only 6 years ago. The scale of the school had caused your body to overheat from anxiety. So actually, Levi was pulling you towards the school, no effort needed.

Once that door was open, it was all over. The main entrance had a pretty scenery. It was pictures and everything, though something that was odd was that black people were limited, looked like-

Okay okay, you're overthinking, but this school really doesn't have black people. If they do, they are in sports... which is why there was a man constantly talking on and on about female's basketball team...

You have to admit, you are a stallion.

"She doesn't want to be on the team... Shadis... stop yelling in her face.."

A bit of a concerned smile came upon your face as you glanced towards your father. Who only gave a soft look towards you. Levi may be insensitive at times but when it comes to you being nervous.. he's there.

"Where the hell is the principle..." Levi grumbled under his breath, he was quite late for his class.. but he had to make sure you were going to be fine.. like the worried father he is.

And Like on cue, a fine.. smexy blonde man came from the back door of the front office.. oooh.

His eyebrows were thick and he had this smile on his face. Like he knew who you were, though at the same time he probably already did. This man was in pictures at home, Levi knew him personally.

Apparently this man changed your diaper when you were little too.. so.. low chance of him seeing you any different..

Principal Smith... oohhh

"Levi, I told you yesterday, she'll be fine in my hands.. I can make sure she gets to every class. I'll also make sure nobody messes with her.." Erwin hummed out, knowing these words that came from Levi last week. His voice was deep and sincere, his pretty blue eyes glancing you over.. gawd oh mighty.

"And?" Levi's eyes squinted hard, his face quite serious about the last statement that Erwin seemed to pass by... or forgotten.. Man, someone would think Levi is the principal... and not Erwin.

"I'll make sure Yeager stays away from her.."

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The bell had rung oh so suddenly, the anxiety in you causing you to need to go to the bathroom but... your ancestors had to come down.

They whispered into your ear and explained that you are the baddest bitch in the world. Nobody can take that away from you, nor can the stupid anxiety.

"This is my daughter, (Y/n)... "

The baddest bitch with anxiety...

Every single eye was on you, in front of the class... it was obvious that most were just curious about you, mixed with shocked. When they heard the other day about getting a new student, they figured that it'll be someone... like them. At the same time though.. they could get used to the.. balance of the room.

The window across the room was beaming on your brown skin and it happened to make you look like a goddess. Your lipgloss sparkling as you glanced around, a soft smile on your face. Honestly, that only happened because of the fact that.. your bald friend was waving to you..

Connie...

The other day, a deal was made... Between you and your father. Who is also now your teacher for first period.

The deal was, you clean your room spotless and you get to sit next to Connie in class. Guess who succeeded?...

Your arms wrapped around male as he was blushing a tad. Being almost manhandled by you was everyone's dream at the moment. Especially a male who was behind you and Connie's table. He had this cool haircut, his face was long too but it fit his features.

"Why is she hugging the egg..."

"Jean you're just jealous.." the person who said this happened to be playing with their pencil. She had black hair and.. freckles.. it was cute. She looked mean though.

"Okay and..?"

Connie then began to of course, show off his best friend.. who happened to be you. Apparently what happened was that he told everyone about you one day. Nobody believed him, and Jean being the asshole he is.., he wanted answers so he -reluctantly- asked Levi if he had a daughter...

They weren't expecting someone like you...

Nor was.. this brown haired male who had his eye on you ever since you came in. His intimidating... blue, greenish looking eyes.. it's not something you failed to realize... but at the same time, you could feel your father's eyes as well.

"That's Eren over there, by Armin and Mikasa... he's a little coo-coo... so just talk to Armin and Mikasa.. then that's Bert , Annie, and Reiner, and Ymir, Jean, Sasha is the one eating and Historia.."

Honestly, you were never one to listen to someone when they say don't do something... Connie said don't talk to Eren... but some how... with the fluttering of your eyelashes.. you gave the long haired boy a wink. The wink sending him a burst of confidence that he already had..

it just got worse..

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