#inviting front door

[mind4everinthegutter]

Metal in Melbourne Mid-sized contemporary beige two-story metal exterior home idea with a metal roof

[forourtomorrows]

is this how nice arneb thunder recruited these 12-16 years old ?…

[itmeansiris]

Nylah finally got invited to that college party. I added the window for her to sneak out, and look who I caught sneaking in …..Um sir?!

🍄 I didn't add the photo's, but here's the link from when she snuck out.

✅ Sneak out

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[17gz]

nothing delights me like seeing my ex roommate's new roommate posting abt how shitty our ex roommates are LOL and the cycle continues

[desolationcleo]

when i see people i follow posting smalletho or smallidarity or whatever other joel ship that isn't jizzie (especially responses to requests about said ships) i sometimes imagine them like. in a back alley or something with fic/headcanons on the inside of a trenchcoat or in a normal-looking briefcase. weapon concealed on their person just in case, hat/sunglasses, quickly looking around before slipping into the area to make sure no one's watching, can't risk someone busting them to yell about cc boundaries. black market trafficshipping

[forcebookish]

ok i get having a secret identity from the greater population (look at what happened with ford! unsavory types shouldn't know!), but shouldn't your mom know you have a mystical calling and that she could potentially be in danger as a target? i mean, kendra's parents knew! they were TOLD she was a potential slayer when she was a CHILD??? it just seems inconsistent and contrived smh

and why hide the fact that ted was a robot? the police must have known, otherwise there would be more to the investigation since HE GOT UP AND LEFT THE MORGUE?! it's not like it confirmed that demons were real! it actually had nothing to do with demons! it was just a guy with advanced robotics knowledge! and what did buffy tell joyce when she woke up? that she killed him dead for sure? and she just wasn't there/conscious when the police came to take away his body AGAIN? and did she tell her that he was drugging her?

I KNOW I'M PUTTING TOO MUCH THOUGHT INTO AN EPISODE THAT I'M SURE TOOK HALF A WEEK TO WRITE BUT--

[which-hospital]

scrolling through the student guild list of societies like omg 😔 still no casualty society this year? (yes, mercury, obviously not)

[konnorhasapen]

Flashback to when my sibling Rat created an entire sims world and had me recreate all of my ocs and the Wolf bois (except for Angel bc they are Angel in human form istg)

Kenny (my Darlin' oc) set the oven on fire. Twice. The second time it happened, he also lit himself on fire. Sam was so sad and we had to make a new Kenny💀

[coern]

i have been trying to fall asleep for almost an entire gayass hour

[caterpillarinacave]

y’all ever so absolutely embarrassed you start crying

[thepersonalwords]

When I came back to my native country, after all the stories about Hitler, I couldn't ride in the front of the bus. I had to go to the back door. I couldn't live where I wanted. I wasn't invited to shake hands with Hitler, but I wasn't invited to the White House to shake hands with the President, either.

Jesse Owens

[kuraikyu]

Spotting a glimpse of dark poetry with Pikachu face and the speed with how suddenly both unnamed kuros start roasting me while clawing their way out at the same time is feral!

-the whole Shinning: ' honey, I'm home! ' scene is back.

[quotelr]

When I came back to my native country, after all the stories about Hitler, I couldn't ride in the front of the bus. I had to go to the back door. I couldn't live where I wanted. I wasn't invited to shake hands with Hitler, but I wasn't invited to the White House to shake hands with the President, either.

Jesse Owens

[liefdesleven]

this is also just partially because i got rsd this afternoon from the guy im seeing but also im right and i should get to kill

[omgsomeonesomewhereonearth]

I start to question why all the coupley memes I send my boyfriend are of either cats or lesbians and then I'm reminded that straight people think that romance is being actively a dick to everyone who isn't your partner.

[homunculus-argument]

Once again randomly remembered this story about a couple who had a small parrot - pretty sure it was a budgie - who didn't talk but learned to communicate with people in its own way. Once it figured out that people always turn to check their phones when the notification sound comes on, it started making the text message notification sound to request human attention. The parrot also liked to follow people to the door whenever guests were leaving, and would use its wings to pantomime the motions of a person putting their coat on. A very clever, charming bird.

And every once in a while it just randomly hated some people. Not for any real reason, or even reason to suspect bad vibes, but by deciding "fuck this person in particular" for shits and giggles alone. And one time when the owners had invited a new friend to their home, the bird decided that it Did Not Like Her.

So in the middle of polite conversation, the bird - who was free to roam around the apartment at the time - hopped onto the living room coffee table, right in front of the unwanted guest. And in that moment, the owners put two and two together and understood that whatever mischief the bird had decided to do, it was now too late to stop it.

But instead of unleashing the absolute hell that even the tiniest displeased parrot could be capable of, the little budgie made its little "may I have your attention please" cell phone notification sound, and once the guest was focused on the bird, looked at her dead in the eye while doing the putting-my-coat-on wing motion.

The guest did not recognise the pantomime for what it was, but she was nonetheless delighted that the parrot would do a little wing-roll dance for her. And the host couple were at first too stunned and then too polite to tell her how impressive that gesture truly was. Their bird had shown both remarkable restraint and cleverness by using its entire vocabulary of human communication just to say

"I have an important announcement: I think you should leave."