#invert my penis

[luciality]

we should make tiktok illegal and also bring back lobotomies. do you actually want to fuck an old man or are you just saying that out of habit. if you wanted to fuck an old man you could do that irl very easily. unironically genuinely from the bottom of my heart if you saw the old women i want to fuck irl you would hurl. you are not oppressed for wanting old man dick but i dont even think you want old man dick. sorry guys im still riled up from this weekend. im just now processing thru this trauma of being around belothed friend-in-laws.

[transhuman-priestess]

Ever since I was a little boy I’ve wanted to have my penis surgically inverted and also a sweet rack

[hazelsmazecave]

I had my penis inverted by 90 degrees during an interesting accident

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

will you please give us examples of resources to look at if we want to learn more about the concept of gender and maybe even transness in Medieval Europe? thanks!

whooooo boy right, there's a lot! I wanna start this by saying that I am very much not an expert, and I only have access to stuff I can find for free and the handful of books I can afford to buy second hand. Most of my research has been around gender as it relates to transness and GNC people. I am absolutely missing stuff, or have forgotten stuff, or simply lack the know-how to find stuff.

There's a few bits I've got on a TBR but haven't read yet - some I've included and some I haven't, depending on the source and how established it is.

Also: this is medieval Europe. The way pronouns are used to describe people don't really align with modern views of sex and gender. Also be aware of old-fashioned language use (for example, some texts talk about "hermaphrodites"). Remember that the way we talk about gender and trans identities is far different to how we even spoke about it 20 years ago.

So with that out of the way... I am chucking this under a read more, because it's long:

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GENDER

Medieval ideas around gender were different to how we now think about it. The Hippocratic view of gender saw gender as a sort of wet/dry, cold/hot spectrum upon which men were at one end and women the other (and in the middle were intersex people). The male body was seen as hot and dry, and the female as cold and wet. The cold, wetness is what made women try to seek out heat from guys. A lot comes down to humors rather than genitals - if you're hot and dry, that innately means you grow a penis, because the heat sorta forces it out. So the marker is that penis = man, but you only have that penis in the first place because of your hot, dry humor.

Some people believed the vagina was an inverted penis - as in, the penis turned outside in. Some schools of thought believed that both men and women produced "seed", and that both were needed for conception. These thoughts and ideas shifted around a lot.

The Hippocratic view shifted towards Aristotelian ideas around the 12th Century, where the male/female divide was a lot stronger. There were also surgeons throughout all these periods who sought to "correct" intersex genitalia with surgery (how little things change).

This podcast (I've linked to a transcript, because I have more time to read than listen to things) with Dr Eleanor Janega is super interesting. In fact, I'd recommend reading her whole blog, which is fascinating. She also has a book out (but I've not read it so I can't give a yay or nay on that one)

The Meanings of Sex Difference in the Middle Ages by Joan Cadden seems to be a good source on this, but I've not read it so I can't vouch for it 100%.

I've listed below some real people who could fit into our modern interpretation of transness, and the fact that all of these people were only "outed" when arrested or at their death makes me think that there were probably a lot more people at the time who would also fit into this category. It does feel (to me, a layman) that you could rock up in a new town and go "hello I'm Jeff the Man" and people would just accept that.

It's also important to note that the majority of sources I've found are about people we could define as trans men (FTM). I've only found one person who could be described as a trans woman. If anyone out there has more sources for trans women, I'd love to hear them - specifically in medieval Europe/England.

There's also a big discussion to be had around the idea of women dressing as men to achieve a goal. People love getting into arguments about it. My general rule is that if someone lived as X gender, and was forcibly outed against their will or at death, then I feel we can more safely assume that their experience maps more closely onto a trans narrative than it does one of a woman taking on the "disguise" of a man.

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TRANS & GNC ACADEMIA

Here's some of the sources I've been using that examine medievalism through a trans or trans-adjacent lens.

Trans and Genderqueer Subjects in Medieval Hagiography, Alicia Spencer-Hall & Blake Gutt - a deep dive/collection of essays about medieval religious figures/saints through a trans lens, specifically about cross-dressing figures. Really fascinating, and available on open access.

How to be a Man, Though Female: Changing Sex in Medieval Romance, Angela Jane Weisl - goes into detail about medieval texts in which characters change their sex.

Transgender Genealogy in Tristan de Nanteuil, Blake Gutt - trans theory in the story Tristan de Nanteuil.

Trans Historical: Gender Plurality before the Modern, edited by Greta LaFleur, Masha Raskolnikov & Anna Kłosowska - A great big examination into trans history/gender. I desperately want this book.

Clothes Make the Man, Female Cross Dressing in Medieval Europe, Valerie R. Hotchkiss (book, no online source available) - Another look into women dressing as men and gender inversion.

The Shape of Sex, Leah DeVun (book) - A history of nonbinary sex, 200 - 1400BC. Not read this one yet but it's on my TBR.

In fact, I'd recommend all of Leah DeVun's work, which I'm currently making my way through. I'm currently reading Mapping the Borders of Sex.

The Third Gender and Aelfric's Lives of Saints, Rhonda L. McDaniel - An examination into the idea of a "third gender" in monastic life based around chastity and spiritualism

Erecting Sex: Hermaphrodites and the Medieval Science of Surgery, Leah DeVun - an essay about "corrective" surgery on intersex individuals in the 13th/14th centuries. (I've not fully read this one yet but the topic is relevant)

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TRANS FIGURES

Joseph/Hildegund (died 1188) - A monk who, upon his death, was discovered to have a vagina/breasts.

Eleanor Rykener (1394) - A (likely) trans sex worker arrested in 1394 (and another source that isn't wiki)

Katherina Hetzeldorfer (killed 1477) - An early record of a "woman" being executed for female sodomy. Katherina dressed and presented as a man, and some scholars read them as a trans man.

Marinos/Marina the Monk (5th Cent) - A monk who was born a woman and lived as a man in a monastery. Marinos was accused of getting a local innkeeper's daughter pregnant. Their "true sex" was discovered upon their death.

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ROMANCES* & GENDER

If you're interested in the idea of gender presentation and trans-adjacent stories, I very much recommend taking a look at some contemporary sources. I've tried to take a sort of neutral approach to pronouns for these descriptions, but it's hard to marry the medieval and modern ideas of sex and gender! The titles are all links.

*Romances here means Chivalric Romances: prose/verse narratives about chivalry, often with fantastic elements. Not, like, falling in love Romances.

Le Roman de Silence (13th Cent) - in order to ensure inheritance, a couple raise their daughter as a boy. The baby is called Silence/Silentius/Silentia. The poem features the forces of Nature and Nurture, who argue about Silence's "true" gender - Nature claims they're a girl, and Nurture claims they're a boy. Silence has a variety of adventures, largely referred to in the text as a man with he/him pronouns, and at the end their "true gender" is discovered and, as a woman, they marry the king.

Yde et Olive (15th Cent) - to avoid being married to their own father, Yde, a woman, disguises themselves as a man and becomes a knight. They end up in Rome, where the king marries them to their daughter, Olive. After a couple of weeks, Yde tells Olive about their "true gender", but the conversation is overheard. The King demands Yde bathe with him to prove they are a man. An angel intervenes and transforms Yde's body into that of a man.

Iphis and Ianthe (Greek/Roman myth, but also in Ovid's Metamorphois, which first came to England in the 15th Cent) - Telethusa is due to give birth, but her husband tells her that if the baby is a girl he'll have it killed. When she gives birth to a girl, she disguises the baby as a boy. Eventually, Iphis is engaged to Ianthe. (Incidentally, this is also a really early example of same-sex romance, as Iphis struggles with their love for Ianthe "as a woman"). Before the wedding, Iphis and Telethusa pray at the temple of Isis, who transforms Iphis into a man.

Tristan de Nanteuil (11th/12th Cent) - from the Chanson de geste, after his alleged death, Tristan's wife, Blanchandin/e, disguises themselves as a Knight. Clarinde, a sultan's daughter, falls in love with them. Blanchandin manages to hide their "true sex", but when Clarinde demands they bathe with her to prove they are a man they flee into the woods. There, they meet an angel who asks if they want to be transformed into a man. Blanchandin accepts and he is turned into a man for the rest of the poem. (Incidentally the angel gives him a giant cock. Yes, the text specifies this).

Le Livre de la mutation de fortune (1403) - written in the first person by Christine de Pizan, the poem describes how the narrator is transformed by Fortune into a man after the death of their husband during a storm at sea. They maintain that 13 years after the event, they are still living as a man. (They also mention Tiresias, a Greek mythological figure who was a man transformed into a woman for seven years).

Okay, for now - that's about all I can think of. Happy reading!

[wandering-submissivegirl]

Last night I went round to my former subs house with my maid outfit in my bag. He let me in and I changed. I could already tell the house was messier than usual. After I changed he gave me 2 pink ribbons to tie my hair up then presented me with an inverted penis gag. He said I should be used to being filled. As I was about to start he then presented me with a vibrating butt plug and lubed it up and put it in. He told me to tell him if it was too much but being gagged I couldn’t say anything so he proceeded to put it in me and patted my ass. I cleaned his whole house. Taking about 2 hours, it was harder with the plug because at times he turned it up just to see me struggle. I got to the kitchen and he was sat there grinning and holding a vibrator. He told me for cleaning that and cooking his meal I would be stuffed in all holes, again. If this was a problem all I had to do was say no… but my achy jaw couldn’t emit a sound so he lowered my panties and started playing with my cunt before putting the toy inside me. The kitchen was unbearable. Every time I tried to clean the worktop he would pulse the vibe so high that I couldn’t even stay on my feet. I was such a horny mess by the time I finished cleaning that he was very pleased with my effort. He took the gag out and told me to make him a nice meal, so I made him spaghetti bolognaise while he toyed with my vibe. When it was ready he told me to leave cleaning up and kneel under the table while he ate and keep him entertained. I sucked him gently. Careful not to make him cum while he ate and when he had finished his meal he told me I could make him cum. He turned the toy in my pussy up so high I was insatiable. I could barely think as my former sub spurted his load deep in my throat. As he cum he turned the toy off and watched me come to my senses. He let me lick the remains out of his dinner bowl before I cleaned up from the meal. After I was finished he made me remove the toy from my pussy and lick it clean. He kept the vibrating plug in my ass and let me change but sent me home with pink ribbons and a plug in my ass. He told me I did good and maybe one day I could serve him and his buddies at a party

[official-penis-posts]

I'm on my period (inverted penis bleeds for it knows it's not supposed to be in there) and I keep laughing at these posts

Rip my nice clean not blood soaked pants

I recommend reading my posts on the toilet, so bodily fluids do not sell your pristine clothing

[gavamont]

Hell yeah my dogs! This wizard was once again awarded the number one caster of Invert Penis on my Spellify Wrapped!

I dedicate this honor to all the trans wizards out there. You’re beautiful and you make this magical world go around.

[leupagus]

Still working on the "No Seriously, If Crowley and Aziraphale Ever Did Have Sex, They'd Have So Many Weird Conversations About It First" fic

"You already have a penis?" Aziraphale demanded, his hands on his hips. "Since when?"

Crowley tried to recall. "Turn of the nineteenth, I think?" he ventured. There'd been a fountain, and a lot of wine, and Jane challenging him to see which of them could hit the fish statue in the middle.* Afterwards he'd kept it — it was fun, being able to take a piss if you felt like it. Not to mention you could stir up a lot of trouble in public toilets if you were in a mood.**

"Really?" Aziraphale looked halfway between surprised and intrigued. "Don't you find it a bit — floppy?"

"Eh, a bit," Crowley admitted. "But they do amazing things with underpants these days."

Aziraphale laughed, the startled hiccough he gave sometimes when he wasn't quite ready to be out of his sulk. It was one of Crowley's favorite noises. "Very well," he said, adjusting his waistcoat. "Let's have a look."

"What? No," said Crowley. He'd been looking forward to showing off his cock at some point, but Aziraphale was eyeing him like the Queen about to inspect the troops.

"Why not?" Aziraphale whinged, his lower lip puckering dangerously near a pout. "We're going to have to take our clothes off when we have sex. Unless — actually, I think that's on the list of kinks, you know, sex with your clothes on, but it seems terribly awkward, not to mention you'd have to get everything cleaned afterward. Although I do have a rather good 'dry cleaner,'" he made the inverted commas with his fingers and everything, "Who's an absolute miracle worker." He paused. "Well, not a real one. At any rate, come along." And he gestured at Crowley's crotch.

Crowley, who'd had millennia of practice with Aziraphale's careening monologues, was still halfway through unbuckling his belt before his brain caught up. "I'm not pulling my cock out in the middle of your bookshop," he said — with absolutely perfect timing, since Muriel chose that moment to come bustling in.

They stood frozen for a moment, blinking at both of them as they clutched at the doorframe. "I think I, erm, heard a… noise?" They smiled, and backed out slowly. "I should go. And check, on the noise, because noises are sometimes indicators of—" Whatever else they were saying was lost with the slamming of the door.

"Small mercies," Aziraphale huffed, and wriggled his fingers; the sign on the door flipped to "CLOSED" and the door locked with a pointed flourish. "Now then!"

*Neither of them had, and it had nearly gotten them arrested, all the moreso since they'd been in Spain at the time.

**With or without an anus.

[c0nsp1racysblog]

vld klance incorrect text post, except its text messages between my friends and i.

keith: literally love carbs, i’m just a penne muncher

lance: more like penis, you freakadeleak.

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lance: we are literally textbook sigmas but obviously because we show some distressing symptoms, suddenly we’re just “complicated” and “losers”

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lance: plague of locusts upon ye.

keith: swarms of cicadas, i curse thy with.

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lance: got a new moisturiser! very silky of me-..

keith: me, if a wizard magically turned me into a silk worm

lance: i’m gonna touch you so bad you invert to a 2d shape.

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keith: wait till im covered head to toe in ink. its over then.

lance: yea, i will be like a rabid cat in heat whenever we’re in a 25 mile radius of eachother.

keith: slow your rolls buddy…

lance: don’t try to silence my truth.

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keith: i think i’d kill her to death. there’s no other option.

lance: ah yes, opposed to killing her to half-death?

keith: naturally, she doesn’t deserve that mercy.

lance: ….half-death is an actual thing ????

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[interestingstuffifindinteresting]

54 male 6,3” large build 280lbs. Want to be someone’s Amazon Queen.

Take me away from my male life and feminize me. I’m willing to go all the way if that’s what you would like.

Use me to provide you pleasure.

Take pleasure from feminizing me.

Start me on the journey to becoming your Amazon Queen.

I do love the outdoors & outdoor sports like atving, snowmobiling & fishing. Think of the fun we could have on a trip with me there to suck you off or bend me over & thrust into me.

[senespera-ffxiv]

Bakooling His Ja Ja's

Okay so this entire thing started when my friend and I started seeing posts about how Bakool Ja Ja would have two Ja Ja’s. And so I was like “hmm I wonder what lizards actually have” and here I am at the bottom of this rabbit hole wondering how I got here

I’m gonna split this into roughly three sections

The sexual anatomy of lizards (as explained by someone who knows about it through wikipedia)

The potential neural circuitry of a two-headed individual’s nads (as explained by someone who refuses to look up case studies that could elaborate on this so this is largely speculative)

The implications of the first two sections on what certain activities with Bakool Ja Ja would be like

//NSFW TEXT AND CARTOONISH IMAGERY BELOW THE CUT

//There's no actual things there, just badly drawn Ja Ja's lol

Section 1: The Sexual Anatomy of Lizards

Our journey starts with a thing called a Hemipenis. Now, when I first looked this up I was also severely confused cuz I was like “what the fuck is a hemipenis, is it like half a penis, like a fucking cylinder that got cut in half or something” well turns out they’re a little bit more fucked up than that

They are essentially inverted dicks that are pushed out by erectile tissue, and lizards will typically have two. They can also be ornamented with shit like spines, it all looks very weird unfortunately they very much do look like dicks on lizards so I’m gonna include one from a rattlesnake instead which just kinda looks like a spiny blob that way tumblr admins don’t kill me

The weirdest part is that the tube through which semen flows is Outside (unlike in the human penis where the urethra should be inside the penis) and is instead called the Sulcus Spermaticus. I can only assume this translates to “cum groove” in Latin.

I should also mention something about the spines cuz there’s multiple theories as to why they’re there. Cuz a spiny dick seems somewhat counterproductive to sex.

Theory #1 is that it’s involved in a lock-and-key mechanism to ensure that no one else that isn’t a lizard of that same species can fuck it. Female lizards have been observed to have cloacas with similar structures to male lizard hemipenes, etc.

Theory #2 is that the spines are there to promote longer and more successful reproduction for males. Make of this information what you will.

There’s also theories as to why there’s two dicks and it has to do with how female lizards can just kinda store semen for later, which does mean that it’s possible that even after fucking a male lizard won’t be able to actually have children. Thus, the two dicks come in for multiple consecutive fuck sessions, that way if one starts running out of juice the other one can sub in while the first one recovers.

Section 2: The Potential Neural Circuitry of a Two-Headed Individual’s Nads

I’m not looking up case studies for this so you’ll get my neurobio undergrad speculative theories on this shit, but there’s two possibilities I can think of for Bakool Ja Ja’s specific situation, and it has to do with how bifurcated his two heads’ nervous systems are.

Their nervous systems are only really differentiated at the neck up (implies that their spinal cords merge at or just below the neck)

Their nervous systems are bifurcated across the entire body (implies that their spinal cords either don’t merge at all or only merge at the very bottom)

As an additional note I should mention that by spinal cord I mean the nerves themselves. Most likely even if their spinal cords didn’t merge, they’d be running in parallel and be shaped in such a way as to resemble a normal spinal cord, just with a gap maybe right down the middle

So there’s a concept in neurology known as a “Dermatome” which is essentially a region of skin that is innervated by sensory neurons from dorsal root of any given spinal nerve (of which the major dermatomes are defined by the spinal nerve they originate from).

Using this concept, we can maybe define the Dermatomes on Bakool Ja Ja similarly, and this is where the organization of his spinal cords matter. If scenario #1 is correct, then his dermatomes will look similar to that of a human. Sensory information is also most likely copied and sent to both heads, meaning that both heads will be able to sense what happens to their entire body

If scenario #2 is correct, however, then we have something slightly more interesting and it’s that each head receives somatosensory information from the contralateral (opposite) side of the body, similar to how the brain’s two halves receive somatosensory information from the rest of the body. Here’s a really low quality diagram from my kinesiology class that shows the ascending pathways for discriminative touch (orange) and pain/temperature/affective touch (brown)

You can see that no matter where specifically they cross over, both pathways do end up crossing over to the other side. Here’s a rough diagram of how this would work out for Bakool Ja Ja that I drew myself with the relevant “dermatomes” (these aren’t actual dermatomes I just highlighted which dick is wired to which head) highlighted

The three testicles were added for sexual effect, I don’t think lizards actually have testicles but I added them to Bakool Ja Ja. For you. Please recognize my sacrifice.

Suffice it to say I’m going with Scenario #2. Not because it’s scientifically accurate or anything (scenario #1 makes more logical sense in like every single universe), but because it has funnier implications. Speaking of implications—

Section 3: The implications of the first two sections on what certain activities with Bakool Ja Ja would be like

This section is going to get NSFW real fast so you have been warned

Using our conclusion from Section #2, we can see that Bakool Ja Ja’s two Ja Ja’s will only send sensory information up to their respective head. This means that if you’re doing anything to one of them, only one head will be feeling anything, meaning that this legendary tweet by @kwehzy is now mandatory so that you don’t accidentally blue ball one of the heads

Also DP or at the very least two consecutive fuck sessions will also be mandatory to avoid blue balling one of them. Unless if that’s your goal in which case more power to you.

However, the entire universe will be working to try and stop you from fucking that two-headed lizard man because his dicks have a decently high chance of being hooked and/or covered in spikes. This has stopped exactly 0 people from trying to fuck lizardmen anyways so I don’t know why I even mentioned this, just try not to break anything.

Given all of the evidence in Section #1, whatever you decide to do with Bakool Ja Ja’s Ja Ja’s will probably end up taking a really fucking long time, so enjoy I guess

That’s it, that’s all the analysis I had. tl;dr Bakooling his Ja Ja’s will be a lengthy and potentially dangerous affair with high potential to accidentally fuck over one of the heads. Have fun.

[oletus-writer]

Can I have Luchino (hunter), Wu, and Antonio with a s/o that’ll make the most wild dirty jokes and laugh their ass off about it? But if anything even slightly dirty actual happens they’ll get red in the face and look away or cover their eyes. They’re just like “THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE I REFUSE TO LOOK”

Sorry that this took a while - I’ve been getting a lot of requests, surprisingly. (Also I have written things I never thought I’d write. The nsfw keigan alphabet was nothing, but this? Not exactly a challenge but I had a lot of fun.)

Luchino (hunter), Wu Chang, Antonio x reader who makes inappropriate jokes but is actually shy

Warnings: nsfw themes

Luchino (hunter)

When he first met you, you had asked him how his penis worked, which surprised and amused him. I mean, it was nice not to have another shocked person, asking how it happened, but why the question?

‘Well… I have a hemipenis, which is the practical term for two penises, inverted inside my cloaca. A cloaca is a hole where animals use to urinate, defecate, and have sex with. This is common in reptiles, and, since I am half a lizard, it would make sense for me to - hang on. That’s not how you properly greet people, is it?’

Soon, Luchino got used to your jokes and even began to look forward to hearing them - it’s not everyday when someone cracks such crude jokes in the manor, let alone to a human lizard hybrid.

When the two of you started dating, he was hesitant to make any sexual advances in fear of you rejecting him because of his situation. However, when he did, your bashfulness first of all surprised him, then brought out a playful side to him.

‘Amore mio, what’s this? You’re shy? How cute. You’d be even cuter being pounded by me, no?’

Xie Bi’an

As the only person on the list that would feel slightly embarrassed to have heard those jokes, Bi’an hides it well. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t find it funny - you’ll hear some breathy laughter from the man.

‘You have quite the mind. Do you stay up late and think of these jokes?’

In a duo hunters match together, he was surprised when he began unbuttoning his shirt because of the heat and you turned red as a tomato. What were you embarrassed about? He was under the impression that you could not care less if he stood naked in front of you.

‘You’re quite red, do you have a fever? No? Then why are you blushing so much? Ah… if that’s the case, I shall button up.’

It doesn’t come as much of a problem when the two of you are dating, since Bi’an likes to take it slow and is more romantic than horny. However, when the time comes, he hopes you won’t be too shy.

Fan Wujiu

When you made your first joke, he was one of the people who audibly laughed - sometimes, he’d make similar jokes just to see Bi’an flustered.

‘Heh. You and I will get along, I think.’

He’s going to flirt at you, as a joke at first, and then, it kind of clicked. Wujiu liked you more than a toy, liked seeing your embarrassed expressions, but there was a pang of hurt when you began to avoid him.

‘You’re avoiding me? Come on, I’ll tease you less.’

After this, he was a bit avoidant - he stopped his touches and lessened his teasing remarks. Perhaps this absence made you reconsider your feelings towards the man?

Antonio

Finally there’s someone to match with his dirty brain. An unstoppable duo, the two of you are, a power couple. So it came no surprise when the announcement came that the two of you were official.

Romance with Antonio was a whirlwind, but a problem soon arose - you were too shy to have sex. When he discovered this, he too teased you relentlessly.

‘Why are you suddenly acting like this, songbird? You had no problem with traumatising Joseph, but won’t even look at my tits? They’re good tits, too, for a cadaver.’

Teasing remarks aside, he’ll do his best to be supportive, and would encourage some casual intimacy, such as touching your waist, sleeping in the same bed, etc. For you, he’ll take it as slow as you’d like, even though he’s itching to get a move on. Suppose that’s what masturbation is for.

‘Passero, would you like to sleep in my bed tonight? It feels awfully lonely without you. No pressure, though.’

[denial-permanente]

So with longterm chastity the cock is supposed to temporarily shrink when flaccid right, leading to smaller cages over time. With over 10yrs of being locked and only being unlocked for the Dr and for bike rides it's got to be safe to say that Tom must have shrunk a lot by now.

So what will happen when Tom has gone through all of the small cages, like the nub and nanos etc. Does he then start to wear the flat or inverted cages on a perma basis?

Bc we all know there should be no free room inside of them 😉.

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

🔒Tom here. Back in the 90s when the internet was new, one of the things we early adopters were looking forward to was the ability to have widespread knowledge, leading to the increase in education. We believed that having all this information at ones fingertips would make everyone smarter.

Instead, we discovered that the most commonly disseminated materials are not information, but rather, disinformation, misinformation, wrong information, and simply bad information. So, don't take this personally, but pretty much every assumption that you made in your question was just plain wrong.

Being locked doesn't "shrink" your penis. It's not a muscle, and there's nothing there to atrophy. What happens is that the erectile tissue loses it's elasticity, and does not expand to it's previous size after some period of time. This also happens with age, especially with other health factors in play.

I don't measure myself because I'm not a teenager anymore. Has my erection gotten smaller? Yes, probably 10% or so. I don't get many opportunities to observe it, but that's kind of the point with us.

In my opinion, the nub and flat cages are not good for long term wear. Regular cages restrict erections; the tiny cages restrict and compress flaccid tissue. This means they need more frequent removal for cleaning, and there's always the potential for chafing and irritation.

There's no rule that says one's cage should not have any room. A rule of thumb suggests that a cage that is about the size of one's flaccid penis will prevent erections and be more comfortable, but that's about it.

However, I'm still wearing the same cage that I've had for the past six or so years (the A272), and do not have a need to go smaller. And as far as I can tell, all of my hydraulic and plumbing systems are functioning just as they should.

[smegmafactory4ever]

https://www.tumblr.com/smegmafactory4ever/760320082464374784/hypothetically-speaking-if-andrew-tate-had-a?source=share

Alright, I'll take the bite and answer your question.

Would you still be gay if you fucked Tate's wet little pussy? Well, it depends on when Tate got his pussy. Was he born with it, or did he decide to have it surgically installed in his body? So we got

1. Ftm Tate and

2. Cis Tate with a vagina

I think both trans Tate with a vagina and cis Tate with vagina would identify as male and see themselves as male. So we will classify them as such.

Plus, there's different ways people view sexuality. To keep it simple, I will only use two categories.

1. The pro-trans view

2. The anti-trans view.

The pro-trans view is very simple and so I will keep it short. This way of thinking believes sexuality isn't determined by biological factors like genitalia or such, but rather on the gender identity. I believe you already know what I'm referring to, so I won't waste my time explaining it. If we were to follow this way of thinking, you would still be considered gay if you fucked both types of tates with vagina because both Tates identify as male and because you're fucking someone who identify as male therefore making the sex gay and making you gay.

Now the second option. The option that believes you are the gender you're born with and no amount of surgery will change your inante sex. These groups of people most commonly believe that trans people who undergo surgery (yes, even the bottom surgery) are still the gender they were born with. I also like to mention (or, rather, remind everyone) that these people thinks it's gay if a guy fucks a fully transitioned trans women (yes, even with bottom surgery).

If we were to follow this way of thinking, you would only still be gay if you fucked Tate who made his penis into a vagina. By following this view of sexuality, cis Tate with a vagina is still male who just has an inverted penis. If you fucked FtM Tate then you would be considered bisexual. Because FtM Tate is born as a woman.

But it doesn't matter if you're gay or bi for fucking Tate's wet little pussy. Because at the end you're just retarded.

Somehow this is so much more mentally ill than me getting horny for Andrew Tates tight little pussy wtffff man

[tigersorange]

my top 3 unrealistic bottom surgery ideas

1. complete nullification you just magically dont have to pee and still can get off dont worry about it

2. extra hole. either invert the penis into two holes or do penile inversion on a tdick.

3. make a dick that only comes out when its hard

[tomboyfriends]

i think it's crazy that people (primarily lgb people, especially women) are expected to validate post-srs genitals (neophalluses, neovaginas, etc) as being the same as actual vulvas/vaginas and penises/testes. this doesn't happen with any other organ. if a surgeon took a piece of a woman's arm/leg/back and surgically reconstructed it to resemble a brain, the end result would not be a brain. so why are we expected to believe that srs phalloplasty turns a part of an arm/leg/back into a penis? if a surgeon surgically reconstructed a man's penis to resemble a liver, it would not make a liver. so why are we expected to believe that a surgically inverted penis becomes a vulva and a vagina? ""gender affirming surgery"" is basically the trans version of christian transubstantiation. "this bread and wine became the body and blood of christ because uhh the bible and priest said so! sinner! heathen! nonbeliever!!" "hrt and srs changed my sex altogether and even gave me the genitals of the opposite sex because uhh uhhh my gender specialist said so! lesbians/gay men have to fuck me now because i said so!! transphobe!! fascist!! nazi!! TERF!! TEHM!!"

it's just magical thinking rebranded as "stunning and brave". gender ideology and sex denialism are a religious belief system of misogynist, homophobic, and anti-science ideas that make you unable to comprehend biology and basic reality.