#inuoka hcs

[pathetickuroo]

nekoma hcs i've been dreaming up since before the movie came out

- shibayama keeps a quote book

- there are some absolutely foul, heinous statements in there.

- he ends up passing it down to a first year before he graduates and has to explain uhh. quite a lot!

- "um. why does yaku call kai babygirl" "how about we stop talking for a while!"

- "'it tastes so good i would stick—' shibayama-san what IS this" "I'M JUST THE MESSENGER IT'S NOT MY FAULT"

- kuroo made a sliding scale diagram of every nekoma member from most to least catlike and refuses to accept any criticism

- in order (as far as more relevant characters go) it went kenma, fukunaga, kuroo himself, tora, yaku, kai, shibayama, lev, inuoka

- yaku in particular was deeply offended about his placement

- "you're like if a dog could be a cat" "FUCK you how is tora higher than me" "well that's because he's like if a cat could be a dog."

- inuoka has a special handshake with everyone

- the one with tora is the longest because they keep thinking of stuff to add and its really cool and not a distraction at all kuroo they promise

- it's 40+ steps at this point

- they keep having to restart because one of them forgets something

- kuroo just wants to do serving drills and he's getting tired of asking nicely

- fukunaga can will and does fall asleep anywhere

- like. anywhere. in a plane on a train on his desk at school on the floor in the library you name a location and i'd bet good money he's snoozed there. he fell asleep on the bench during a timeout once in the middle of a practice match. yaku found him in a cabinet one time

- some under the counter door closed curled up shit. made it look like sleeping on a cloud too i'm sure

- speaking of fukunaga. he carries around one of those little party noisemaker things around with him so he can use it when something makes him happy

- like those ones where you blow in them and the paper unrolls and it honks or whatever. you know the sound idk how to describe it

- he's exploring creative methods of communication so he doesn't have to force himself to talk all the time :)

- every time kuroo sees a cat he HAS to meow at it, it isn't a question of if he will or not, he Has To. it's like a compulsion

- it's the alternative to baby-talking them (which he also does sometimes)

- when ppl send cat pics in the gc he types meow and hits send

- he wants to be POLITE and say HELLO and since cats can't speak japanese, kuroo will speak cat

- he gets down to their eye level too or at LEAST crouches. he doesn't wanna frighten them

- lev tried to keep the blood speech alive after the third years graduated

- "ok we're blood--" "you're doing it WRONG" "WHATT WHATTTTT"

- he tries to come up with something new but gives up bc he can't stop thinking of vital organs

- "ok ok kenma i got it this time. so we're like the liver--" "tora i'm gonna kill this guy"

- touchiest volleyball team known to man

- hugs, heads on shoulders or in laps, holding hands, shoulder touches, patting each other on the back or the head, arms around shoulders, cuddling at sleepovers they're doing it ALL

- totally indiscriminate too. if you attend nekoma high school and join the boys' volleyball club you will not be touch starved i can tell you that

- you know how when you have a litter of kittens they all kind of sleep in a pile

- this is a maneuver nekoma hits often, i think

- it turns into a catch-all solution for like. anything

- didn't get enough sleep? cat pile. finals are coming up? cat pile. forgot your phone at home? cat pile. it rained during the school day and you got the bottom hem of your pants wet on the way to afternoon practice? cat pile. bored as hell? guess what! cat pile

- it sort of happens in the gym before/after practice just because it's the most convenient option, but it definitely happened in the bleachers after the dumpster battle too

[stellar-haikyuu]

haikyuu characters as messages i've sent/received in group chats (pt. 4)

Kuroo: join me in my hyperfixation

Kai: i prefer that we keep our current peace, thanks

Yaku: i’m going to strangle you guys when we practice

Tora: GOD give me a girlfriend. one (1). please.

Kenma: my worldbuilding is exquisite.

Fukunaga: CLOWN SOUNDS

Inuoka: WAIT BRB theres a little kid asking me about my pompompurin keychain WAAAAAA

Shibayama: i’m sorry it feels wrong for me to type in allcaps. i would never shout at you guys.

Lev: i just guessed and prayed my common sense was common sensing

Nekomata: i am the True Perceiver

Bokuto (during a training camp BBQ): is this what it means to be lost in the sauce??? the marinade is so good and for WHAT

Akaashi: sorry im also having a mental paralysis moment where my mind will not let me settle on a decision unless i rationalize it or someone else tells/convinces me

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[suplicyy]

What kind of aesthetic do you think the characters go for? Like what aesthetic would they be attracted to in a partner, purely based on vibes. You can answer this sinply as an ask, or create hcs out of it, completely up to you :-)

Type of "aesthetics" that Haikyuu boys would like in a partner

— Summary: Vibes/aesthetics that the characters would like in a partner, whether due to clothes, personality, tastes, etc.

— Multiple characters!!

— Fluff | Gn!Reader

ᡴꪫ₊˚⊹. 》 He would certainly fall in love instantly with someone very lively, extroverted and playful, someone who shared his same chaotic personality, joining in on his crazy ideas. His ideal type of date would definitely be busier places, such as amusement parks, arcades, festivals, etc.

Someone who wasn't afraid to express themselves in with vibrant colors, even if it makes you the center of attention. The most important thing is that you can wear clothes and accessories that express your personality and lifestyle!

— hinata, nishinoya, inuoka, lev, goshiki, koganegawa, bokuto.

ᡴꪫ₊˚⊹. 》 Someone shyer, cute, almost as if they just came out of a shoujo anime, certainly catches his attention. A person who has a loving personality, and who cares about him, makes his heart skip a beat.

Many of your dates would be something simpler, like a picnic or a day watching movies at home, but these are the moments when you create the sweetest memories. <3

— sugawara, kageyama, kenma, tendou, osamu, aone, oikawa.

ᡴꪫ₊˚⊹. 》 Someone who has a unique style and way of thinking, in a perfect balance between chaos and tranquility. One moment you would perhaps be at a show, and the next you would be walking through the deserted streets at dawn, uncovering the secrets that the dawn hides in the shadows.

A person who was bold, both in personality and in the way of dressing and expressing themselves, but who gave off a strange feeling of comfort.

— iwaizumi, kyoutani, semi, atsumu, suna, kuroo, taketora.

ᡴꪫ₊˚⊹. 》 He are looking for someone who is mature and responsible, and who has a calm personality, but don't forget to remind him every day and in every possible way that you love him. Be it song lyrics, quotes in books, and even drawings, you would always find a new way to make him rosy-cheeked.

Whether in a coffee shop, library or museum, he would always feel calm and comfortable with your presence, because just you being by his side was enough for him.

— asahi, daichi, tsukishima, ushijima, shirabu, kita, akaashi.

꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦

— A/N: I'm sorry if that wasn't exactly what you wanted, this "aesthetics" thing I don't really understand because it's a very vague concept, so I tried my best to write something that could include everyone who is reading!!

Besides, this is my first time writing in this type of style, so I'm sorry again if it's not good💔 And if a character you like isn't here, you're free to imagine which one of these he would fit into!

[mrs-kodzuken]

Haikyuu Masterlist ♡

karasuno ↴

sugawara ⟢ art frustration [1.8k] ⸝⸝ fluff

sugawara ⟢ destiny [2.3k] ⸝⸝ fluff ⸝⸝ soulmate!au

ukai ⟢ aligned feelings & goals [2.1k] ⸝⸝ fluff

nekoma ↴

kenma ⟢ christmas magic [1.6k] ⸝⸝ fluff

kenma ⟢ fated beginnings [4.1k] ⸝⸝ fluff

inuoka ⟢ what's mine is yours [2.1k] ⸝⸝ fluff

kuroo ⟢ this is not a drill [2.8k] ⸝⸝ fluff ⸝⸝ soulmate!au

kenma ⟢ little crow [0.2k] ⸝⸝ fluff

kenma ⟢ headcanons [0.5k] ⸝⸝ hcs ⸝⸝ comfort

kenma ⟢ hard to desire [on-going] ⸝⸝ multi-chapter fic ⸝⸝ read warnings ⸝⸝ mdni

kenma ⟢ ceo's p.a. [1.3k] ⸝⸝ mdni ⸝⸝ read warnings

kenma ⟢ empty promise [3.9k] ⸝⸝ angst/comfort ⸝⸝ read warnings

aoba johsai ↴

oikawa ⟢ ice cream & volleyball [2k] ⸝⸝ fluff

iwaizumi ⟢ so hot for you [1.3k] ⸝⸝ mostly fluff

iwaizumi ⟢ sick with you [2.1k] ⸝⸝ fluff ⸝⸝ slight angst

iwaizumi ⟢ first year, first love [2.1k] ⸝⸝ fluff

iwaizumi ⟢ half of a whole [5.2k] ⸝⸝ TW ⸝⸝ soulmate!au ⸝⸝ read warnings

oikawa ⟢ listening to you [2.8k] ⸝⸝ fluff ⸝⸝ high school!au

date tech ↴

futakuchi ⟢ forever mine [1.3k] ⸝⸝ fluff

johzenji ↴

terushima ⟢ cherry poptarts & dyed hair [1k] ⸝⸝ fluff

shiratorizawa ↴

ushijima ⟢ the beginning of new love [1k] ⸝⸝ fluff

ushijima ⟢ understanding you [1.6k] ⸝⸝ slight angst ⸝⸝ fluff/comfort

fukurodani ↴

bokuto ⟢ teen pregnancy [1.8k] ⸝⸝ angst to fluff ⸝⸝ read warnings

akaashi ⟢ the way we met [1.2k] ⸝⸝ fluff

akaashi ⟢ she's a gentleman [1.6k] ⸝⸝ fluff

bokuto ⟢ anything for you [2.3k] ⸝⸝ read warnings

akaashi ⟢ your period hcs! [0.3k] ⸝⸝ hcs

inarizaki ↴

suna ⟢ you know me best [4.6k] ⸝⸝ slow burn ⸝⸝ sexual tension

suna ⟢ mind break [0.8k] ⸝⸝ mdni ⸝⸝ read warnings

osamu ⟢ headcanons [0.7k] ⸝⸝ mdni ⸝⸝ comfort

suna ⟢ yandere [0.7k] ⸝⸝ hcs ⸝⸝ read warnings

other (multi-pairings x reader) ↴

bokuakakuroken ⟢ k.k.t.k. on my wrist [1.9k] ⸝⸝ fluff ⸝⸝ soulmate!au

iwaoi ⟢ two lovers and a stuffie [2.4k] ⸝⸝ read warnings

iwaoi ⟢ self-care w/ me & you & you [1.3k] ⸝⸝ fluff

bokuaka ⟢ forgive me if I jump too? [2.3k] ⸝⸝ angst to comfort ⸝⸝ read warnings

mbsy ↴

atsumu ⟢ embers of love [4.9k] ⸝⸝ mdni ⸝⸝ angst to fluff

sakusa ⟢ blissful nights [0.7k] ⸝⸝ short fic ⸝⸝ fluff

schweiden adlers ↴

nothing yet ... ⸝⸝

hi! feel free to request something for any character <3 as always, this work is all mine, please do not repost anywhere without my permission!!

[toomanygoldfish]

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Hi! This is my blog Toomanygoldfish. Just a quick refresher on who I am, and what my blog is. I am Mani. I am older than 18 and I love cats. My blog is sfw, and any comments/asks that aren’t will be deleted. All of my written work is Haikyuu, but I might reblog something else from time to time. The ones with * next to them are my personal favorites, and one with a # next to them are some of my least favorites.

Cat or dog series:

Kyoutani

KurooTetsurou

Kenjiro Shirabu

Suguru Daishō

Sō Inuoka #

Tobio Kageyama*

Akinori Konoha

Asahi Azumane*

Terrushima

Saeko Tanaka

Character Drabbles:

Iwaizumi garden*

Noya scars

Noya ice skating

Iwaizumi lockscreen*

Ushijima marks*

Iwaizumi London fog*

Bokuto cuddles #

Sakusa backpack clutter*

Oikawa sleep talks*

Hinata getting worse

Kenma cafe barista

Oikawa injury

Goshiki dreams

General Drabbles/ Two characters:

Haikyuu as things I’ve done*

Unplanned ceremonies # Haikyuu thoughts

Sentences HCs

Atsumu

Ushijima

Yachi

kageyama

noya

kita

Oikawa

sakusa

tsukishima

saeko

Ushijima

Requests are open. I am also making a tags list, so send me an ask or comment here. I only put my writing here, so any polls, random tidbits, or anything else is still buried in my blog. I will update this list as I write more.

The dividers are made by @ohmarigold

[falsewordz]

Requests Open!

For Haikyuu, JJK, JOJO, MP100

Rules!!

I accept headcanons/drabbles/oneshots requests.

If the gender isn't mentioned I will just assume gender neutral.

There's also a limit for amount of characters I can write for one setting. - 5 characters max for hcs - 2 characters max for drabbles and oneshots

Things I won't write: - emotional and physical abuse between characters and reader - romantic scenarios for characters below 15 years of age - and another thing that is a bit too niche and I doubt anyone will ask for it and I'm also too disgusted to say it... okay maybe I should hint it just in case... it has to do with excreting waste.

Now, be prepared for a very specific list of character for which I am willing to write about. Please read it 😭.

Haikyuu:

Everyone in Karasuno (including Takeda and Ukai Keishin) except for Tanaka and Kiyoko.

Nekoma: Kenma, Kuroo, Lev, Inuoka

Shiratori: Ushijima, Tendou

Inarizaki: Kita, Miya twins

Maybe also Akaashi and Bokuto? But I ship them too hard to be really writing any xreader about them.

JJK:

Non-studens: Gojo, Shoko, Nanami, Utahime, Toji

Students: Yuuji, Nobara, Toge, Maki, Miwa

I will not write anything about curses (Okay maybe I'll accept Hanami).

Also just be warned that I stopped around ch.175, anything later I would have no fucking idea of what happened, except for the recent stuff Akutami drew and I refuse to acknowledge the recent plot regarding to Gojo

JOJO:

Part 1: Jonathan

2: Joseph, Caesar

3: Polnareff, Kakyoin, Jotaro(but only sometimes, really depends)

4: Josuke, Kira, Mikitaka, Yukako

5: Main crew, Diavolo, Doppio, Risotto Nero, Prosciutto,

6: Jolyne, Ermes, Weather Report

7: Johnny, Gyro, Hot Pants

Annnd ----

Reigen Arataka

(yeah sorry Reigen you're alone here in the MP100 section)

[5iyoomi]

> Haikyuu

Last Updated: September 24, 2024

Key: Fluff (🩷), Angst (🥀), Suggestive (💋), Smut (🌶️), Timeskip (🕔)

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★ = Dark Content/Read Warnings!!

— General

how they kiss you [hcs] | various x gn!Reader

part 1 — koganegawa, kenma, kageyama, atsumu, oikawa [🩷/💋]

part 2 — sugawara, shirabu, semi, akaashi [🩷]

comforting you after a bad day [drabbles] | various x gn!Reader

osamu, ushijima, tsukishima, oikawa, daishou, yaku [🩷/🕔]

how they eat you out [hcs/drabbles] | various x fem!Reader

kinoshita, hoshiumi, matsukawa, kita [🌶️]

— Other

haiba alisa.

N/A

yamamoto akane.

N/A

yamaka mika.

N/A

tanaka saeko.

N/A

— Aoba Johsai

oikawa tooru.

N/A

matsukawa issei.

biological dad!Mattsun x fem!Reader [drabble] - [🌶️/🕔] ★ incest

iwaizumi hajime.

N/A

kindaichi yuutarou.

N/A

kyoutani kentarou.

N/A

kunimi akira.

N/A

hanamaki takahiro.

N/A

— Nekoma

kuroo tetsurou.

N/A

morisuke yaku.

N/A

yamamoto taketora.

N/A

kozume kenma.

N/A

fukunaga shouhei.

N/A

haiba lev.

N/A

shibayama yuuki.

N/A

inuoka sou.

N/A

— Nohebi

daishou suguru.

N/A

kuguri naoyasu.

N/A

numai kazuma.

N/A

— Date Tech

koganegawa kanji.

N/A

aone takanobu.

N/A

futakuchi kenji.

N/A

— Fukurodani

akaashi keiji.

N/A

bokuto koutarou.

bokuatsu hcs [hcs/drabbles] - [🩷/🌶️/🕔]

sarukui yamato.

N/A

konoha akinori.

N/A

komi haruki.

N/A

— Shiratorizawa

ushijima wakatoshi.

just like that [fic] | ushijima x fem!Reader x tendou - [🌶️]

tendou satori.

just like that [fic] | ushijima x fem!Reader x tendou - [🌶️]

goshiki tsutomu.

N/A

semi eita.

N/A

ohira reon.

N/A

shirabu kenjiro.

N/A

— Itachiyama

sakusa kiyoomi.

N/A

komori motoya.

pet play [drabble] | x fem!Reader - [🌶️/🕔]

— Kamomedai

hoshiumi kourai.

boyfriend hcs [hcs/drabbles] | x gn!Reader - [🩷/🌶️]

hirugami sachirou.

N/A

— Inarizaki

kita shinsuke.

N/A

ojiro aran.

N/A

miya atsumu.

forbidden relationship [drabble] - [💋/🕔] ★ osaatsu/miyacest

bokuatsu hcs [hcs/drabbles] - [🩷/🌶️/🕔]

miya osamu.

touch starved!Osamu x fem!Reader [hcs/drabbles] - [🌶️/🩷/🕔]

forbidden relationship [drabble] - [💋/🕔] ★ osaatsu/miyacest

suna rintarou.

N/A

— Johzenji

terushima yuuji.

N/A

misaki hana.

N/A

— Karasuno

sawamura daichi.

N/A

sugawara koushi.

N/A

azumane asahi.

N/A

nishinoya yuu.

N/A

tanaka ryuunosuke.

N/A

ennoshita chikara.

N/A

narita kazuhito.

N/A

kinoshita hisashi.

N/A

yamaguchi tadashi.

N/A

tsukishima kei.

N/A

kageyama tobio.

in your arms [fic] | x fem!Reader - [🌶️/🕔]

hinata shouyou.

N/A

ukai keishin.

N/A

takeda ittetsu.

N/A

shimizu kiyoko.

N/A

yachi hitoka.

N/A

[0rchard]

Minor do not interact

🍎𝓟𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰: Kitty!Lev x reader x Puppy!Inuoka

🍏𝓦𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰: Idk... Catboy? Puppy boy? Mention of heat?

🍎𝓐/𝓝 : So, you can thank @dilfhub and tbeir big brain for that <3 both of those cute boys have been living rent-free in my head for the past few days now so I needed to write some hcs about them 🚶🏽‍♀️May do that as well for bull!Toshi because you know, I'm weak for Toshi <3

.At first, the relationship between Inuoka and Lev wasn't great. Or rather, Lev quickly grew jealous of Inuoka as he didn't want to share… He wanted to be the only one to have cuddles, pat, love, attention… 

.Inuoka, was just a happy puppy who wanted to play. He didn't care to share, as long as he still gets some attention and that the other with whom he shares is kind. Unfortunately for him, Lev wasn't the kindest at the beginning: would often "accidentally" scratching him when they were playing and always snitching when the poor puppy would make a mess 

.So when did things get better between them? Well, it was during Inuoka's first heat. You weren't home that day, so it was only the two of them, and you were a bit scared by what could happen… You just hoped they would behave for once.

.Inuoka didn't know his heat started today, neither did you. So when he started to feel dizzy and had a weird sensation in his lower stomach he couldn't help but get scared. And since you weren't home, there was only one person he could ask some help: Lev

.A thing leading to another, the smell of Inuoka in heat ended up provoking his heat as well. Making Lev needy as much as Inuoka was if not even more. Too needy to have the strength to fight for the emergency fleshlight, for once, they agreed and shared, fucking the poor toy at the same time

.When you came back home, your puppy was curled up against Lev, the kitty licking his hair as cats do between themselves usually, showing that he (finally) accepted Inuoka

.Kitty Lev has the bad habit to hide in your closet despite being tall, and you will often find him asleep there. If during the night you have 2 big green eyes looking at you through there, don't panic it's just him

.Puppy Inuoka would, even if he has his dog basket to sleep in, usually end up climbing in your bed, to snuggle near you, Lev will usually quickly join both of us, hating to be left apart 

.Both of them are very clingy and you barely have any privacy. Taking a shower? Puppy Inuoka would have no shame jumping in with you as kitty Lev sat far enough from the water but still looking at you with his piercing eyes. Using the toilet? They will scratch at the door and whine until you get out. Sitting on the couch watching a movie? Suddenly they are around you begging for your attention 

.And they are as needy as clingy. You feel like they are always in heat until you experience your first heat with them and you realize that it was nothing compared to how they were right now. Drooling, whining, precum leaking everywhere, and so is cum as well since they continue to come again and again, whether it's in you, in the other, or on their stomach. Because yes, they have no shame doing it with the other, even if it will mostly resume in rutting their erect cock against the other erected cock. 

.They also have sensitive nipples and are obsessed with yours, wanting to have their owner's milk, it doesn't even matter if you can produce milk or not, they just want to suck on it. They might leave scratches on you but it's not willingly. They are just too lost in pleasure. The bite marks are another story tho  

.Please spoil both of them, they just love when you buy them new toys or even a new collar/leash 

.When you walk Inuoka, Lev would join as well and your little puppy would protect him from other dogs. Nobody can harm you or his kitty brother <3 

.Your puppy is not a huge leg humper and prefers to hump your pillow or piece of clothes that you have left on the ground of your room or of the bathroom. More than once he and Lev teamed up, the kitty sneaking in your closet, tugging on clothes to make them fall so 1) he could sleep surrounded by your scent, 2)his brother wouldn't wake him up if he was needy, he would just hump your panties 

[hoeforinarizaki]

FOREVER HERE.

Type: Headcanons

Nekoma x Manager!GN!Reader

Summary: Since you wanted to join a club to pass the time, now you pretty much were recruited into the boy's volleyball club as a manager. How did this happen again‐?

Warnings: Bad Pun Jokes, Nekoma VBC being simps

Nekoma:

NAW BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CHAOTIC?? 😭

Literally Kuroo will not stop his subtle flirting, and not to mention the terrible pun jokes it comes with.

You began to rethink your choices of becoming their manager at some point, i know it. From the amount of stupidity they gave you...how are you still alive?–

Lev always sticks around you. He's probably developed a puppy crush on you and it's so adorable hrgghh 💕

Kenma doesn't often talk to you, but since you play games as well i guess it just kind of clicked.

Ya'll are inseparable so everyone is highkey lowkey jelly~

"KenMAA stop hogging them!" "They hung out with me and chose to stay with me first. Shut up." He spoke an actual sentence, that's surprising 🤠

Now, don't even get me started on Yamamoto. Dude is a feral (Y/N) simp and will never stop being one 💀👌

Can't reach the shelf? He's on it! Forgot your bento? Hehe, maybe you can...share?~ Feel cold? Have his jacket! Totally not an excuse to make it smell like you–

Everyone catches on quickly and for real, you swear you can feel their gazes burning through you omg 😭

Fukunaga loves it when you laugh hard at his jokes.

And PLSSS Inuoka tries so hard to act chill around you but end up tripping or looking bad in the end, poor guy–

During every match, don't worry about having any other team checking you out the boys will literally turn into actual cats and be HOSTILE 100% 👹

Like this emoji 🏃 they will run to you at full speed and intimidate everyone so bad. Their eyes be glowing like don't mess with them buddy.

Yaku and Kai is in charge of making sure everyone isn't doing anything weird when you're not there.

But cannot actually since they might a little more chaotic when you're sick...DAMN why are they crying? You won't die from a little fever chill 💀

Despite all that, Yuki tries his best to be noticed by you.

Boy always thinks you don't care because you barely even breathed in his direction.

But that changed when you greeted him the next week at school and gave him a small bag of his favorite cookies. Like he was so shocked 😃💅

Ma'am you fr right now?–

These guys will not let go you, sorry, but no one else is allowed the manager position like you.

Kuroo comes to you one day like, "Are you like copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe." Please stop him, he won't until you actually say it–

Now him, Yamamoto & Lev are all telling you stupid pickup lines and now you can't escape it MUAHAHA 👹

Take it or receive it. You have these boys for the rest of your school life...and maybe even for the rest of your life.

They ain't loosing contact with you wdym pff 💀 so i guess, you're forever here. In nekoma.

[kimbapisnotsushi]

who do you think would be the non-rich kid of nohebi? 👁👁

oh this is SUCH a funny one

so yes, nohebi is rich!! they are a private school!! they are some wealthy fuckers!! but you'll have seen that i allied them with nekoma in my post bc i wholeheartedly believe that the nohebi vbc are SELF-AWARE about being a private school. meaning, they fully understand the complete and utter bullshit that their classmates are, and they fully understand the homicidal rage that comes with encountering said classmates!!!

that being said, most of them ARE still rich kids and the token nonrich kid would probably be . . . kuguri LMFAO. i feel like it makes sense, what with how kuguri's attiude and mindset is so different from his upperclassmen. also, it'd be really cute for him to get along so well with inuoka, lev, shibayama, and teshiro because of it.

[petriquors]

— nekoma's starbucks orders

❤ boys !! kuroo, kenma, lev, yaku, yamamoto, inuoka

❤ genre !! character study

❤ author notes !! this was so fun to write for karasuno that i had to do it again part 1 (karasuno)

❤ kuroo !! kuroo is that guy who jokingly insults starbucks while standing in line at starbucks, and then orders a nitro cold brew. hipster, much? anyway, he doesn’t go to starbucks often, but he’s one of those people who makes really fancy coffee at home, like with a moka pot or something, because it’s really easy to screw up (but of course he’s good at it; kuroo is good at everything).

❤ kenma !! dragon drink! he really enjoys aesthetic drinks, so he’s always excited to try something new and colorful. remember the unicorn frap? the crystal ball frap? you know, drinks that are mostly fruit and sugar and glitter? honestly, i think he’s more of an energy drink person than a coffee person, but i think he’d like the more off-beat drinks. he really just thinks they’re neat.

❤ lev !! you know, i think lev likes the seasonal drinks like the pink drink and pumpkin spice lattes. he likes trying out fun flavors, and the “get it before it’s gone!” marketing tactic totally works on him. lauds himself for how manly he is, drinking these “girly” drinks but still being “manly”, meanwhile no one’s said anything about how masculine he is or isn’t?? sir you’re holding up the line.

❤ yamamoto !! so, for the purpose of this post, my barista friend told me that they’ve had customers order a tall in a grande cup so they can add their own protein shake to it, and now i am completely convinced that this is a thing yamamoto does. he orders a tall white chocolate mocha and pours in a chocolate protein shake. i am just as upset about this as you are.

❤ yaku !! cappuccino! this man likes cappuccino! they’re cool, they’re italian, they’re better than basic lattes (in his mind), and he pictures himself in a scarf and a peacoat, sipping a fancy cappuccino and watching the rain. this is a guy who likes the cold, likes to feel fancy, and he fully believes that this is the fanciest possible coffee order.

❤ inuoka !!! not really a coffee guy! but he’s also not a fancy tea latte guy either, so he’ll probably get a hot tea. i think he likes things a little sweet, so i’m thinking he would order a peach or mint tea. he’s the first one to run to starbucks for a medicine ball, which is just citrus mint tea with honey, at the first sign of sniffles. claims it can cure anything.

[atsubaka]

Nekoma Masterlist

Kuroo Tetsurou

➤ what it's like dating them

➤ hot things they do

➤ their romance trope

➤ embarrassing things they did

✵ traitor (coming soon)

synopsis: i guess you didn't cheat, but you're still a traitor

➤ them as ghibli characters

➤ them as dads (domestic stuff)

➤ annoying habits they have

Kenma Kozume

➤ what it's like dating them

➤ when he does your makeup

➤ their romance trope

➤ them as ghibli characters

Yaku Morisuke

➤ what it's like dating them

Lev Haiba

➤ what it's like dating them

➤ annoying habits they have

[notkageyamasprincess]

embarrassing things about them | pt. iv

nekoma

genre/warnings: basically you should stop reading if you don’t want to see me slander your faves. crack!1! & like minimal fluff

kuroo tetsurō

genuinely believes he’s a really good singer but he’s really not

you went to a karaoke bar for your third date since you both loved singing

also karaoke bars are conveniently dim so 😳

he queued his song, took a deep breath, and opened his mouth. you were speechless

he sounded like ice jj fish if you were wondering

“kuroo... what the fuck”

“i know, i’m pretty good right?” “uhm no-”

kai nobuyuki

a guy who pays attention to his health

but a worrywart over small things

his search history is all stuff like “sharp pain in my right side what does this mean” “left foot numb in the middle of the night” “saw a tiny dark spot in corner of my vision am i going to be okay”

tummy hurts a bit too much for a bit too long

he just ends up scaring himself because he always ends up on those sketchy medical sites that tell him he has cancer or some kind of horrible illness

please reassure him 🥺

yaku morisuke

he was 14, felt fresh asf coming home bc! this boy! was single no more! nice!

but he didn’t know how to kiss and he really wanted to impress them

you bet he practiced kissing on his arm

alone in his room ofc. well, until his dad barged in

“hey son, could you-”

he whipped around and shamefully removed his lips from his forearm

his dad?? just?? quietly closed the door?

yamamoto taketora

he’s definitely a fanboy for those girl idol groups (like tōdō from jjk)

he somehow acquired a life sized cardboard cutout of his fave

he keeps her hidden away in his closet bc there’s no way he can leave her out in the open

it gave his mom a FRIGHT when she went in to clean his room omgomgomg

i feel like it warranted a family meeting 💀

kozume kenma

i hc that he probably gets his hair done at a salon (sksj omg can you imagine his cute lil butt sitting in the chair w the cape around him)

anyways his regular guy was on vacation and he desperately needed an appointment

so he decided to pick up a box of hair dye and tried to diy bad decision very bad

he didn’t really know what brand was good or what shade so he just randomly got the first blond colour from a really sus brand but he didn’t know that 😭

listen. he accidentally dyed his hair NEON YELLOW.

highlighter lookin’ ass

he didn’t know wtf to do next and school was hell the next day bc no hats allowed

fukunaga shōhei

so you know how he says little jokes to himself and laughs??

his classmates were like “oi fukunaga, how come you’re always laughing, what’s so funny?”

and shō was real excited to tell his jokes

NO ONE LAUGHED. NOT ONE SOUL. IT WAS AWKWARD. 😐

the only one rolling on the ground in tears was himself

(this is kinda sad i need to compensate bc i lob him)

but years down the line, you ended up sharing his weird humour so he knew you were the one <3

inuoka sō

he’s always hyper and cheerful and loves to help people out!!

so when he was walking in the streets and saw a girl with her hands full drop something, he had to go in there!

he went in there. quite literally. her skirt i mean.

when he crouched down to pick up what she dropped, his head caught onto the hem of her skirt and when he lifted his head back up......

it was an honest mistake!! baby boy would never!! really tragic how it happened really omg please he’s not a pervert please don’t call the cops he’s already so embarrassed

haiba lev

so we all know he’s really tall

and if you’ve ever been to japan, well, it’s not the friendliest place for lanky bean poles like him

especially doorways of trains/subways. doorways in general

bumps his head in front of people so much

sometimes really hard too how does he not get concussions???

sometimes gets a big bump on his forehead before he even arrives at school

is that why he’s such a dumb dumb?

part i | part ii | part iii | part iv

taglist: @sparkykatsuki

[anoant-haikyuu-dump]

Nekoma Plane HCs

Kuroo: In the airport he goes full micromanaging-dad mode, the type to arrive 3 hours early and constantly make everyone double-check their passport. Hurries everyone along like they're a pack of baby ducklings. On the plane itself he just watches downloaded videos or sleeps (he mellows out once they're safely on board).  

Kai: Pops a melatonin and passes out for the entire flight, he’s not dealing with any of that. Brings a neck pillow, eye mask, and blanket, then sleeps sitting straight up like a corpse. Don’t bother him. He needs this.  

Yaku: We've all seen timeskip Yaku, bro flies business whenever he gets the chance (probably first class after going pro). Gold member for multiple airlines, frequent flyer fiend, has never waited more than 10 minutes in the terminal because he's always at the lounge.

Kenma: Hates the airport with a passion but doesn’t mind long plane rides, he ends up doing the same shit he’d be doing at home anyways. Spends the entire flight under a blanket playing his PS Vita. If he gets bored of his own stuff he’ll comb through the in-flight entertainment games getting high scores just because he can.

Tora: Idk he strikes me as a pretty standard flyer. He grumbles about it but he’ll pop on a movie, sleep a bit, and everything’s chill. The only “weird” thing I can see him doing is ordering unholy amounts of in-flight snacks without realizing it costs extra, then getting slapped with the bill and whining about it to the team for days.

Fukunaga: Rawdogs the flight like a champ, he’ll stare out the window for hours on end without headphones or any other form of entertainment. Tora’s convinced he has entire movies memorized in his head cause he barely even blinks. Or he’s just possessed. 

Lev: On the one hand he hates flying cause there’s never enough legroom, everyone hates sitting in front of him cause he pokes his feet under your chair into your space. On the other hand he never gets bored of the in-flight entertainment, he does literally everything he possibly can. The only person ever who actually uses the music function instead of listening to his own shit, just for the novelty of it.

Inuoka: The antsiest flier you’ll ever meet, he hates planes cause they’re so boringgggg. The type to wander the aisles until a flight attendant tells him to sit down. Give him the window seat or he'll climb over you to look outside.

Shibayama: Incredibly anxious flier, he’s convinced they’re all gonna die. Watches the safety video with his full attention and reads the information card in the seat pocket, even checks for the life vest under the seat. Grips the armrests for dear life during take off.

Teshiro: Also convinced they’re gonna die but he’s accepted it. Stares straight ahead and listens to podcasts the entire flight. 

[hansooyung]

thinking abt nekoma first years as third years....

captain INUOKA. he is best captain. the most amazing ever.

vice captain LEV bc shibayama is a libero and they can’t be c/vc.

think abt that. captain inuoka and vice captain lev. who allowed this to happen. i am not mad im estatic actually but also. chaos. chaos everywhere.

setter teshiro. he just wants to play volleyball yall

the first years are not prepared for how chaotic all the third years are. 

they thought they were. but. one day lev is late to practice and then all of a sudden he bursts through the doors at top speed holding a kitten in his arms like in the ova except he hits his head against the doorframe and lands flat on his ass.

shibayama, externally: alright, let’s start practice!

shibayama, internally: lev is so Tall. when will he stop. he’s still growing. alisa is not so Tall. is she still growing? i wonder which one of their parents is the tall one. do both of them have the tall genes? inuoka is Tall as well. will he keep growing. teshiro isn’t as Tall. what if he becomes taller than inuoka.

shibayama’s current concern: their first year libero surpassing him in height

they keep the gym during the winter bc while the basketball captain is politely arguing w inuoka, shibayama comes along and who can say no to him.

speaking of shibayama

imagine him in his third year like?? he’ll be fully out of his shell, bc this is his second year as nekoma’s official libero. 

he’s super confident and nice actually and all his kouhai love him

except all the underclassmen are nervous when lev shibayama and inuoka ask who their favorite senpai is bc how could u pick just one when they look at u like that

(teshiro is the one who breaks them up and tells everyone to go home already bc he too does not want to see the rest of them sad)

nekoma is on very good terms with karasuno!! inuoka was already friends with hinata but now he talks to yamaguchi a lot as well bc captain squad :)

however

lev is still trying to keep up the nekoma-nohebi rivalry and inuoka + teshiro are in on it too. shibayama is just trying to talk to his friend kuguri. (who is now nohebi’s ace and u can fight me on that).

there’s one first year on the team who looks and acts a lot like kai and everytime they talk to one of the third years they say “wow you’re a lot like kai” or “are you kai’s younger brother by any chance” or “you remind me of kai!”

the first year is on the verge of tears trying to figure out who kai is

but then the nekoma alumni come back to visit when nekoma goes to nationals and everyone understands

their second year ace (bc lev and inuoka are both middle blockers) starts talking to yamamoto. inuoka has to stage an intervention.

lev does not know any of the first or second years’ names. they have a bet running on how long he can refer to them by using honorifics or other polite ways before he caves and asks

shibayama tripped one time by accident but then inuoka and lev fell over to protect him from the embarrassment and soon all of nekoma was lying down on the ground. nekomata was amused. naoi was not.

more of a nekoma-centric headcanon but every christmas they hide their gifts for each other around the gym. there’s only so many places they could be but it’s fun seeing everyone running around and lev tripping over himself in his hurry

[mouseonvenus-main]

Minecraft AU or whatever

(Sorry long post ahead) Nobody can stop me from combining my two biggest interests so here’s headcanons for if all the Nekoma boys played minecraft

Inuoka is obsessed with bees, collects every flower he sees and brings them back to the hive that's always by his house. Legitimately super good at building, his base is always the biggest and the grandest. His storage is always a mess though, he just puts all his chests in a shed and makes new ones when he needs them, there's no system. Gets really sad whenever he kills an Enderman, has a small garden filled with nothing but grass blocks that they've dropped

Lev prefers Creative Mode and refuses to play Survival without cheats and Keep Inventory. He has a sign outside his house that says "It's not a dirt house, it's a dirt home." Tames every horse he sees even if he doesn't have a saddle, is very invested in creating the most efficient cow crusher. He listens to all the music discs religiously, Cat and Blocks are tied for his favorite. Found diamonds once and got so excited that he accidentally jumped into a lava pit almost immediately after. Absolutely terrified of silverfish and is unironically trying to learn the enchantment table language

Teshiro owns the most cats anyone's ever seen in one place, but he just keeps breeding them. Only just started playing recently but is insanely good at parkour. Watches mcyts and drops everything to go mining when he finds a good cave. Doesn't fear anything, shoots at Ghasts from really far away just for fun

Shibayama is a true Minecraft vet, has probably played for longer than everybody except maybe Kenma. His skin is a character that he made in like 2011 and refuses to change it. He knows every song and all their names, not just the music discs but the songs that play in the background. He turns the volume way up when Sweden or Wet Hands comes on and is always inevitably scared half to death by the cave ambience noises. Really good at PVP but freezes up when he has to fight a creeper

Kuroo is not "good" at the game by any means, he played it all the time with Kenma when he was introduced to it but somehow hasn’t picked up any of the skills. He likes to watch other people play it and has never beaten it without somebody else (probably Kenma) doing most of the work. He has a crazy amount of dogs for someone who runs away from Skeletons. But the nerd is a part of the endangered population of potion masters, he knows like every recipe and has the "A Furious Cocktail" achievement (even though he's terrified specifically of the Elder Guardian)

Kai has only beaten the game by himself once and he sat through the entire "end credits." Dedicates himself to increasingly impressive farm/garden designs but doesn't bother with huge houses. Chronically addicted to campfires and lanterns, the people he plays with have to hide their torches. He's also really good at redstone and his contraptions confuse and amaze me. He is always willing to share his supplies (unless he doesn’t have enough for himself, then he’ll challenge the person to fair duel for them) and he always partners up with/spares people doing the crouching thing in PVP. Really likes Iron Golems and builds one for any village he finds that doesn’t have one

Yaku makes his career in failed speedruns and surprisingly good build designs. The huge amount of achievements he has is suspect at best (Kuroo is half convinced he paid Kenma to get half of them for him). He is the unofficial defender of Drowneds, Strays and Husks and has a deep respect for Baby Zombies. He blows up his friends' houses for fun (Lev is his main target) but will start a war if anybody else does it to them. Cried when the Moobloom didn’t win the 2020 Mob Vote

Kenma doesn't even need an explanation, we all know that he's been playing since Java Edition and definitely has more merch than he knows what to do with (I like to think he has at least three creeper onesies). He would be one of the best speedrunners out there if he didn't despise the Nether. He has his own Manhunts and his rages are the worst for this game, he's probably broken a few controllers because he fell in lava. Once beat the Ender Dragon with a diamond hoe

Yamamoto wouldn't even be playing the game if it weren't for his mcyt phase in like 2014 (he would have been crazy for PopularMMOs, prove me wrong), probably used to pretend that he didn't so that he could look "cool." Participates in the said Manhunts for the sole purpose of beating Kenma (and he probably has at least once). Went insane when the Nether Update came out, has since been trying to live there permanently. Jumps off buildings and down ravines even though he can't do the water bucket trick and is convinced that he can shoot an Enderman if he tries hard enough

Fukunaga is an unprofessional chicken farmer. Has the skills to beat Kenma in a 1v1 but prefers to spend his time collecting every dye in the game for his sheep army. Shockingly good with a bow and arrow but doesn't understand how to use crossbows. Doesn't scare very easily but he likes to go in places where people can't see him and shoots them once before leaving. He's not very good at building but he's dedicated to The Craft so he watches tutorials to make his farms look nice. Could kill the Ender Dragon at a moment's notice but he refuses to out of respect

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