#inuoka hcs

[pathetickuroo]

nekoma hcs i've been dreaming up since before the movie came out

- shibayama keeps a quote book

- there are some absolutely foul, heinous statements in there.

- he ends up passing it down to a first year before he graduates and has to explain uhh. quite a lot!

- "um. why does yaku call kai babygirl" "how about we stop talking for a while!"

- "'it tastes so good i would stick—' shibayama-san what IS this" "I'M JUST THE MESSENGER IT'S NOT MY FAULT"

- kuroo made a sliding scale diagram of every nekoma member from most to least catlike and refuses to accept any criticism

- in order (as far as more relevant characters go) it went kenma, fukunaga, kuroo himself, tora, yaku, kai, shibayama, lev, inuoka

- yaku in particular was deeply offended about his placement

- "you're like if a dog could be a cat" "FUCK you how is tora higher than me" "well that's because he's like if a cat could be a dog."

- inuoka has a special handshake with everyone

- the one with tora is the longest because they keep thinking of stuff to add and its really cool and not a distraction at all kuroo they promise

- it's 40+ steps at this point

- they keep having to restart because one of them forgets something

- kuroo just wants to do serving drills and he's getting tired of asking nicely

- fukunaga can will and does fall asleep anywhere

- like. anywhere. in a plane on a train on his desk at school on the floor in the library you name a location and i'd bet good money he's snoozed there. he fell asleep on the bench during a timeout once in the middle of a practice match. yaku found him in a cabinet one time

- some under the counter door closed curled up shit. made it look like sleeping on a cloud too i'm sure

- speaking of fukunaga. he carries around one of those little party noisemaker things around with him so he can use it when something makes him happy

- like those ones where you blow in them and the paper unrolls and it honks or whatever. you know the sound idk how to describe it

- he's exploring creative methods of communication so he doesn't have to force himself to talk all the time :)

- every time kuroo sees a cat he HAS to meow at it, it isn't a question of if he will or not, he Has To. it's like a compulsion

- it's the alternative to baby-talking them (which he also does sometimes)

- when ppl send cat pics in the gc he types meow and hits send

- he wants to be POLITE and say HELLO and since cats can't speak japanese, kuroo will speak cat

- he gets down to their eye level too or at LEAST crouches. he doesn't wanna frighten them

- lev tried to keep the blood speech alive after the third years graduated

- "ok we're blood--" "you're doing it WRONG" "WHATT WHATTTTT"

- he tries to come up with something new but gives up bc he can't stop thinking of vital organs

- "ok ok kenma i got it this time. so we're like the liver--" "tora i'm gonna kill this guy"

- touchiest volleyball team known to man

- hugs, heads on shoulders or in laps, holding hands, shoulder touches, patting each other on the back or the head, arms around shoulders, cuddling at sleepovers they're doing it ALL

- totally indiscriminate too. if you attend nekoma high school and join the boys' volleyball club you will not be touch starved i can tell you that

- you know how when you have a litter of kittens they all kind of sleep in a pile

- this is a maneuver nekoma hits often, i think

- it turns into a catch-all solution for like. anything

- didn't get enough sleep? cat pile. finals are coming up? cat pile. forgot your phone at home? cat pile. it rained during the school day and you got the bottom hem of your pants wet on the way to afternoon practice? cat pile. bored as hell? guess what! cat pile

- it sort of happens in the gym before/after practice just because it's the most convenient option, but it definitely happened in the bleachers after the dumpster battle too

[stellar-haikyuu]

haikyuu characters as messages i've sent/received in group chats (pt. 4)

Kuroo: join me in my hyperfixation

Kai: i prefer that we keep our current peace, thanks

Yaku: i’m going to strangle you guys when we practice

Tora: GOD give me a girlfriend. one (1). please.

Kenma: my worldbuilding is exquisite.

Fukunaga: CLOWN SOUNDS

Inuoka: WAIT BRB theres a little kid asking me about my pompompurin keychain WAAAAAA

Shibayama: i’m sorry it feels wrong for me to type in allcaps. i would never shout at you guys.

Lev: i just guessed and prayed my common sense was common sensing

Nekomata: i am the True Perceiver

Bokuto (during a training camp BBQ): is this what it means to be lost in the sauce??? the marinade is so good and for WHAT

Akaashi: sorry im also having a mental paralysis moment where my mind will not let me settle on a decision unless i rationalize it or someone else tells/convinces me

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[suplicyy]

What kind of aesthetic do you think the characters go for? Like what aesthetic would they be attracted to in a partner, purely based on vibes. You can answer this sinply as an ask, or create hcs out of it, completely up to you :-)

Type of "aesthetics" that Haikyuu boys would like in a partner

— Summary: Vibes/aesthetics that the characters would like in a partner, whether due to clothes, personality, tastes, etc.

— Multiple characters!!

— Fluff | Gn!Reader

ᡴꪫ₊˚⊹. 》 He would certainly fall in love instantly with someone very lively, extroverted and playful, someone who shared his same chaotic personality, joining in on his crazy ideas. His ideal type of date would definitely be busier places, such as amusement parks, arcades, festivals, etc.

Someone who wasn't afraid to express themselves in with vibrant colors, even if it makes you the center of attention. The most important thing is that you can wear clothes and accessories that express your personality and lifestyle!

— hinata, nishinoya, inuoka, lev, goshiki, koganegawa, bokuto.

ᡴꪫ₊˚⊹. 》 Someone shyer, cute, almost as if they just came out of a shoujo anime, certainly catches his attention. A person who has a loving personality, and who cares about him, makes his heart skip a beat.

Many of your dates would be something simpler, like a picnic or a day watching movies at home, but these are the moments when you create the sweetest memories. <3

— sugawara, kageyama, kenma, tendou, osamu, aone, oikawa.

ᡴꪫ₊˚⊹. 》 Someone who has a unique style and way of thinking, in a perfect balance between chaos and tranquility. One moment you would perhaps be at a show, and the next you would be walking through the deserted streets at dawn, uncovering the secrets that the dawn hides in the shadows.

A person who was bold, both in personality and in the way of dressing and expressing themselves, but who gave off a strange feeling of comfort.

— iwaizumi, kyoutani, semi, atsumu, suna, kuroo, taketora.

ᡴꪫ₊˚⊹. 》 He are looking for someone who is mature and responsible, and who has a calm personality, but don't forget to remind him every day and in every possible way that you love him. Be it song lyrics, quotes in books, and even drawings, you would always find a new way to make him rosy-cheeked.

Whether in a coffee shop, library or museum, he would always feel calm and comfortable with your presence, because just you being by his side was enough for him.

— asahi, daichi, tsukishima, ushijima, shirabu, kita, akaashi.

꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦

— A/N: I'm sorry if that wasn't exactly what you wanted, this "aesthetics" thing I don't really understand because it's a very vague concept, so I tried my best to write something that could include everyone who is reading!!

Besides, this is my first time writing in this type of style, so I'm sorry again if it's not good💔 And if a character you like isn't here, you're free to imagine which one of these he would fit into!

[anoant-haikyuu-dump]

More Nekoma hcs

• One time after an intense match Kuroo makes the mistake of taking the whole team out for hot pot, his treat. Never again. His wallet is in SHAMBLES, especially after the menaces that are Inuoka, Tora, Fukunaga, and Yaku get their hands on the meat menu. At least Kai helped with the bill

• Yaku is secretly super sappy— he gets emotional when reminiscing about the past, he loves romance manga, he tears up at sad movies, etc etc. Kai and Kuroo know about it and love teasing him in private but would never expose his softer side to the rest of the team. He totally bawls at graduation though and no one's suprised (they all knew)

• Shibayama and Inuoka are little gossips, they're always whispering to each other and giggling behind their hands (kinda like Tsuki and Yamaguchi but less bitchy lmao). They're the types to have conversations entirely made of inside jokes so if you hear them in passing it sounds like incoherent gibberish

• Thinking about that panel of Fukunaga holding an entire bunch of bananas, I think he'd bring whole-ass watermelons to school and scoop them out with a spoon for lunch. At first Tora’s appalled by it— as he is with most things Fukunaga does— but eventually he joins in. You’ll often find them hunched over a melon in the courtyard shoveling away like maniacs and spitting seeds into the air. Kenma thinks its the most disgusting thing he’s ever seen

• While we're talking about manga panels look at Inuoka swinging his tie around in the bg. He never ties it right, it drives Shibayama insane so he fixes it for him.

• One thing I like about stage play Kai is that he kinda has a short fuse and is a bit more sarcastic. I think he deserves a good scream in the club room at least once a week (Kuroo and Yaku guard the door so he can do it in peace)

• The third years are kinda like the Date Tech Alums in that they just show up to random practice games and heckle the team from the stands. Yaku's screaming at Lev about his form, Kuroo's teasing Kenma and Tora, Kai made a bingo sheet.

• Fukunaga has the kind of ADHD where he picks up a new hobby every week. Sometimes he's in the club room crocheting, sometimes he's learning yo-yo tricks, folding intricate paper cranes, rubix cubes, cup stacking, card shuffling, juggling, you name it. His favorite will always be cooking though, he uses the team as a test audience for new recipies.

[kimbapisnotsushi]

Hello, here to help you through the midterms! I would like to hear about Tsukki if you haven't shared hcs for him a thousand times already and/or Fukunaga :)

my babies!!! i'd be more than happy to, let's get it :))

tsukishima:

avid romance defender. he may be kind of mean when it comes to rejecting confessions and girls and doesn't totally get why he's so popular for it but as a bookworm he's very aware of the issues that the genre in literature (and across other mediums as well) faces and WILL have a whole rant locked and loaded if you ask him

thinks strawberry shortcake needs to stay in its purest form to be any good and absolutely will not accept any variations like "white chocolate strawberry shortcake" or "raspberry strawberry shortcake" or anything that alters plain ol' strawberry shortcake

nerdy enough that he has a map tacked up in his room with pins in all the places he wants to visit someday

does not know how to use emojis or kaomojis or even just the simple :) at all and if anyone gets a message from him with one they can safely assume his phone was stolen by yamaguchi, hinata, noya, or suga

everyone is really surprised when they find out that he and lev actually text quite a lot and tsukki is like "look if i don't help him with hw he is NOT going to pass first year"

during tokyo training camp he tries to sneak into the high school's library LMAAAAO

has the most pretentious-ass music taste you will ever find but DOES like a handful of mainstream pop songs

(personally i think he's a yorushika fan but that's just me)

likes getting hw done at cute coffeeshops/cafes especially when his room feels really overwhelming

fukunaga:

once told tora very seriously that he knew a great trick for freaking people out and then proceeded to whip out a mandarin from seemingly nowhere and bit into the whole thing like an apple and tora's resulting reaction was what made fukunaga think about getting into comedy

he did it to lev too except he used a banana and lev's been scared of him ever since

knows, like, every single classic-52-deck card game in existence for some reason

do NOT play poker with him he has an excellent resting face you WILL lose

also really good at sleight-of-hand and simple magic tricks

probably has the most knowledge/experience in non-japanese cuisines let's be real

also has a bucket hat collection that ranges from "cool and stylish" to "walking shitpost"

he's got one with cat ears attached to the top that he's very fond of

uses the team as trial-and-error for his recipes and once accidentally gave them all food poisoning

(nobody blamed him ofc but he felt really bad and made them all cupcakes after)

likes going to hipster artsy events like open mic nights at coffee shops and bookstores and free gallery viewings and band battles and whatever

has to resist the urge to pat inuoka's and lev's heads like a dog sometimes

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Hi! This is my blog Toomanygoldfish. Just a quick refresher on who I am, and what my blog is. I am Mani. I am older than 18 and I love cats. My blog is sfw, and any comments/asks that aren’t will be deleted. All of my written work is Haikyuu, but I might reblog something else from time to time. The ones with * next to them are my personal favorites, and one with a # next to them are some of my least favorites.

Cat or dog series:

Kyoutani

KurooTetsurou

Kenjiro Shirabu

Suguru Daishō

Sō Inuoka #

Tobio Kageyama*

Akinori Konoha

Asahi Azumane*

Terrushima

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Character Drabbles:

Iwaizumi garden*

Noya scars

Noya ice skating

Iwaizumi lockscreen*

Ushijima marks*

Iwaizumi London fog*

Bokuto cuddles #

Sakusa backpack clutter*

Oikawa sleep talks*

Hinata getting worse

Kenma cafe barista

Oikawa injury

Goshiki dreams

General Drabbles/ Two characters:

Haikyuu as things I’ve done*

Unplanned ceremonies # Haikyuu thoughts

Sentences HCs

Atsumu

Ushijima

Yachi

kageyama

noya

kita

Oikawa

sakusa

tsukishima

saeko

Ushijima

Requests are open. I am also making a tags list, so send me an ask or comment here. I only put my writing here, so any polls, random tidbits, or anything else is still buried in my blog. I will update this list as I write more.

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[falsewordz]

Requests Open!

For Haikyuu, JJK, JOJO, MP100

Rules!!

I accept headcanons/drabbles/oneshots requests.

If the gender isn't mentioned I will just assume gender neutral.

There's also a limit for amount of characters I can write for one setting. - 5 characters max for hcs - 2 characters max for drabbles and oneshots

Things I won't write: - emotional and physical abuse between characters and reader - romantic scenarios for characters below 15 years of age - and another thing that is a bit too niche and I doubt anyone will ask for it and I'm also too disgusted to say it... okay maybe I should hint it just in case... it has to do with excreting waste.

Now, be prepared for a very specific list of character for which I am willing to write about. Please read it 😭.

Haikyuu:

Everyone in Karasuno (including Takeda and Ukai Keishin) except for Tanaka and Kiyoko.

Nekoma: Kenma, Kuroo, Lev, Inuoka

Shiratori: Ushijima, Tendou

Inarizaki: Kita, Miya twins

Maybe also Akaashi and Bokuto? But I ship them too hard to be really writing any xreader about them.

JJK:

Non-studens: Gojo, Shoko, Nanami, Utahime, Toji

Students: Yuuji, Nobara, Toge, Maki, Miwa

I will not write anything about curses (Okay maybe I'll accept Hanami).

Also just be warned that I stopped around ch.175, anything later I would have no fucking idea of what happened, except for the recent stuff Akutami drew and I refuse to acknowledge the recent plot regarding to Gojo

JOJO:

Part 1: Jonathan

2: Joseph, Caesar

3: Polnareff, Kakyoin, Jotaro(but only sometimes, really depends)

4: Josuke, Kira, Mikitaka, Yukako

5: Main crew, Diavolo, Doppio, Risotto Nero, Prosciutto,

6: Jolyne, Ermes, Weather Report

7: Johnny, Gyro, Hot Pants

Annnd ----

Reigen Arataka

(yeah sorry Reigen you're alone here in the MP100 section)

[5iyoomi]

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Last Updated: September 24, 2024

Key: Fluff (🩷), Angst (🥀), Suggestive (💋), Smut (🌶️), Timeskip (🕔)

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— General

how they kiss you [hcs] | various x gn!Reader

part 1 — koganegawa, kenma, kageyama, atsumu, oikawa [🩷/💋]

part 2 — sugawara, shirabu, semi, akaashi [🩷]

comforting you after a bad day [drabbles] | various x gn!Reader

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how they eat you out [hcs/drabbles] | various x fem!Reader

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haiba alisa.

N/A

yamamoto akane.

N/A

yamaka mika.

N/A

tanaka saeko.

N/A

— Aoba Johsai

oikawa tooru.

N/A

matsukawa issei.

biological dad!Mattsun x fem!Reader [drabble] - [🌶️/🕔] ★ incest

iwaizumi hajime.

N/A

kindaichi yuutarou.

N/A

kyoutani kentarou.

N/A

kunimi akira.

N/A

hanamaki takahiro.

N/A

— Nekoma

kuroo tetsurou.

N/A

morisuke yaku.

N/A

yamamoto taketora.

N/A

kozume kenma.

N/A

fukunaga shouhei.

N/A

haiba lev.

N/A

shibayama yuuki.

N/A

inuoka sou.

N/A

— Nohebi

daishou suguru.

N/A

kuguri naoyasu.

N/A

numai kazuma.

N/A

— Date Tech

koganegawa kanji.

N/A

aone takanobu.

N/A

futakuchi kenji.

N/A

— Fukurodani

akaashi keiji.

N/A

bokuto koutarou.

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sarukui yamato.

N/A

konoha akinori.

N/A

komi haruki.

N/A

— Shiratorizawa

ushijima wakatoshi.

just like that [fic] | ushijima x fem!Reader x tendou - [🌶️]

tendou satori.

just like that [fic] | ushijima x fem!Reader x tendou - [🌶️]

goshiki tsutomu.

N/A

semi eita.

N/A

ohira reon.

N/A

shirabu kenjiro.

N/A

— Itachiyama

sakusa kiyoomi.

N/A

komori motoya.

pet play [drabble] | x fem!Reader - [🌶️/🕔]

— Kamomedai

hoshiumi kourai.

boyfriend hcs [hcs/drabbles] | x gn!Reader - [🩷/🌶️]

hirugami sachirou.

N/A

— Inarizaki

kita shinsuke.

N/A

ojiro aran.

N/A

miya atsumu.

forbidden relationship [drabble] - [💋/🕔] ★ osaatsu/miyacest

bokuatsu hcs [hcs/drabbles] - [🩷/🌶️/🕔]

miya osamu.

touch starved!Osamu x fem!Reader [hcs/drabbles] - [🌶️/🩷/🕔]

forbidden relationship [drabble] - [💋/🕔] ★ osaatsu/miyacest

suna rintarou.

N/A

— Johzenji

terushima yuuji.

N/A

misaki hana.

N/A

— Karasuno

sawamura daichi.

N/A

sugawara koushi.

N/A

azumane asahi.

N/A

nishinoya yuu.

N/A

tanaka ryuunosuke.

N/A

ennoshita chikara.

N/A

narita kazuhito.

N/A

kinoshita hisashi.

N/A

yamaguchi tadashi.

N/A

tsukishima kei.

N/A

kageyama tobio.

in your arms [fic] | x fem!Reader - [🌶️/🕔]

hinata shouyou.

N/A

ukai keishin.

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takeda ittetsu.

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shimizu kiyoko.

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yachi hitoka.

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[0rchard]

Minor do not interact

🍎𝓟𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰: Kitty!Lev x reader x Puppy!Inuoka

🍏𝓦𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰: Idk... Catboy? Puppy boy? Mention of heat?

🍎𝓐/𝓝 : So, you can thank @dilfhub and tbeir big brain for that <3 both of those cute boys have been living rent-free in my head for the past few days now so I needed to write some hcs about them 🚶🏽‍♀️May do that as well for bull!Toshi because you know, I'm weak for Toshi <3

.At first, the relationship between Inuoka and Lev wasn't great. Or rather, Lev quickly grew jealous of Inuoka as he didn't want to share… He wanted to be the only one to have cuddles, pat, love, attention… 

.Inuoka, was just a happy puppy who wanted to play. He didn't care to share, as long as he still gets some attention and that the other with whom he shares is kind. Unfortunately for him, Lev wasn't the kindest at the beginning: would often "accidentally" scratching him when they were playing and always snitching when the poor puppy would make a mess 

.So when did things get better between them? Well, it was during Inuoka's first heat. You weren't home that day, so it was only the two of them, and you were a bit scared by what could happen… You just hoped they would behave for once.

.Inuoka didn't know his heat started today, neither did you. So when he started to feel dizzy and had a weird sensation in his lower stomach he couldn't help but get scared. And since you weren't home, there was only one person he could ask some help: Lev

.A thing leading to another, the smell of Inuoka in heat ended up provoking his heat as well. Making Lev needy as much as Inuoka was if not even more. Too needy to have the strength to fight for the emergency fleshlight, for once, they agreed and shared, fucking the poor toy at the same time

.When you came back home, your puppy was curled up against Lev, the kitty licking his hair as cats do between themselves usually, showing that he (finally) accepted Inuoka

.Kitty Lev has the bad habit to hide in your closet despite being tall, and you will often find him asleep there. If during the night you have 2 big green eyes looking at you through there, don't panic it's just him

.Puppy Inuoka would, even if he has his dog basket to sleep in, usually end up climbing in your bed, to snuggle near you, Lev will usually quickly join both of us, hating to be left apart 

.Both of them are very clingy and you barely have any privacy. Taking a shower? Puppy Inuoka would have no shame jumping in with you as kitty Lev sat far enough from the water but still looking at you with his piercing eyes. Using the toilet? They will scratch at the door and whine until you get out. Sitting on the couch watching a movie? Suddenly they are around you begging for your attention 

.And they are as needy as clingy. You feel like they are always in heat until you experience your first heat with them and you realize that it was nothing compared to how they were right now. Drooling, whining, precum leaking everywhere, and so is cum as well since they continue to come again and again, whether it's in you, in the other, or on their stomach. Because yes, they have no shame doing it with the other, even if it will mostly resume in rutting their erect cock against the other erected cock. 

.They also have sensitive nipples and are obsessed with yours, wanting to have their owner's milk, it doesn't even matter if you can produce milk or not, they just want to suck on it. They might leave scratches on you but it's not willingly. They are just too lost in pleasure. The bite marks are another story tho  

.Please spoil both of them, they just love when you buy them new toys or even a new collar/leash 

.When you walk Inuoka, Lev would join as well and your little puppy would protect him from other dogs. Nobody can harm you or his kitty brother <3 

.Your puppy is not a huge leg humper and prefers to hump your pillow or piece of clothes that you have left on the ground of your room or of the bathroom. More than once he and Lev teamed up, the kitty sneaking in your closet, tugging on clothes to make them fall so 1) he could sleep surrounded by your scent, 2)his brother wouldn't wake him up if he was needy, he would just hump your panties 

[hoeforinarizaki]

FOREVER HERE.

Type: Headcanons

Nekoma x Manager!GN!Reader

Summary: Since you wanted to join a club to pass the time, now you pretty much were recruited into the boy's volleyball club as a manager. How did this happen again‐?

Warnings: Bad Pun Jokes, Nekoma VBC being simps

Nekoma:

NAW BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CHAOTIC?? 😭

Literally Kuroo will not stop his subtle flirting, and not to mention the terrible pun jokes it comes with.

You began to rethink your choices of becoming their manager at some point, i know it. From the amount of stupidity they gave you...how are you still alive?–

Lev always sticks around you. He's probably developed a puppy crush on you and it's so adorable hrgghh 💕

Kenma doesn't often talk to you, but since you play games as well i guess it just kind of clicked.

Ya'll are inseparable so everyone is highkey lowkey jelly~

"KenMAA stop hogging them!" "They hung out with me and chose to stay with me first. Shut up." He spoke an actual sentence, that's surprising 🤠

Now, don't even get me started on Yamamoto. Dude is a feral (Y/N) simp and will never stop being one 💀👌

Can't reach the shelf? He's on it! Forgot your bento? Hehe, maybe you can...share?~ Feel cold? Have his jacket! Totally not an excuse to make it smell like you–

Everyone catches on quickly and for real, you swear you can feel their gazes burning through you omg 😭

Fukunaga loves it when you laugh hard at his jokes.

And PLSSS Inuoka tries so hard to act chill around you but end up tripping or looking bad in the end, poor guy–

During every match, don't worry about having any other team checking you out the boys will literally turn into actual cats and be HOSTILE 100% 👹

Like this emoji 🏃 they will run to you at full speed and intimidate everyone so bad. Their eyes be glowing like don't mess with them buddy.

Yaku and Kai is in charge of making sure everyone isn't doing anything weird when you're not there.

But cannot actually since they might a little more chaotic when you're sick...DAMN why are they crying? You won't die from a little fever chill 💀

Despite all that, Yuki tries his best to be noticed by you.

Boy always thinks you don't care because you barely even breathed in his direction.

But that changed when you greeted him the next week at school and gave him a small bag of his favorite cookies. Like he was so shocked 😃💅

Ma'am you fr right now?–

These guys will not let go you, sorry, but no one else is allowed the manager position like you.

Kuroo comes to you one day like, "Are you like copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe." Please stop him, he won't until you actually say it–

Now him, Yamamoto & Lev are all telling you stupid pickup lines and now you can't escape it MUAHAHA 👹

Take it or receive it. You have these boys for the rest of your school life...and maybe even for the rest of your life.

They ain't loosing contact with you wdym pff 💀 so i guess, you're forever here. In nekoma.

[acremi]

convenience store runs | haikyuu

— akaashi, asahi, bo, daichi, hinata, inuoka, iwa, kai, kita, kuguri, lev, noya, oikawa, omimi, osamu, suga, suna, yukie

BOKUTO, HINATA, LEV, NOYA, OIKAWA. can’t seem to decide what to get. they’re looking around at all the snacks and drinks, amazed with all the choices. it looks like you’re their babysitter. will pick up ten different types of snacks and ask you to help choose. you can’t choose; there is a mountain of snacks and the employee is glaring at you.

YUKIE, OSAMU. so damn greedy. you should have taken them to a buffet, not a gas station. they’re holding a basket full of snacks, enough to last through a famine. probably won’t even share any. will finish it by the time you two get home — and they’re unbothered.

AKAASHI, INUOKA, ASAHI, KAI, KITA, SUGAWARA. it’s not even a snack run anymore. they bought snacks for their siblings, friends, they found a pair of socks your grandma might like, it felt more like . . christmas shopping. maybe you shouldn’t be feeling so touched standing in the middle of a gas station at 3 AM.

IWAIZUMI, OMIMI, KUGURI, DAICHI. takes a look around, grabs a snack and a drink. politely thanks you if you buy them for him.

SUNA. sends you meme at around 4 am. at 6 am, he asks you if you’re up— ignoring you complaining about his notifications waking you up. after some convincing, you take him to the nearest gas station. suna will grab a snack and stand awkwardly while holding it until you snatch it and pay for him. kinda looked like a toddler asking for candy. he’ll eventually mutter a short thanks before he’s conked out in your seat— snack gripped tightly in his hand to ensure its safety.

[petriquors]

— nekoma's starbucks orders

❤ boys !! kuroo, kenma, lev, yaku, yamamoto, inuoka

❤ genre !! character study

❤ author notes !! this was so fun to write for karasuno that i had to do it again part 1 (karasuno)

❤ kuroo !! kuroo is that guy who jokingly insults starbucks while standing in line at starbucks, and then orders a nitro cold brew. hipster, much? anyway, he doesn’t go to starbucks often, but he’s one of those people who makes really fancy coffee at home, like with a moka pot or something, because it’s really easy to screw up (but of course he’s good at it; kuroo is good at everything).

❤ kenma !! dragon drink! he really enjoys aesthetic drinks, so he’s always excited to try something new and colorful. remember the unicorn frap? the crystal ball frap? you know, drinks that are mostly fruit and sugar and glitter? honestly, i think he’s more of an energy drink person than a coffee person, but i think he’d like the more off-beat drinks. he really just thinks they’re neat.

❤ lev !! you know, i think lev likes the seasonal drinks like the pink drink and pumpkin spice lattes. he likes trying out fun flavors, and the “get it before it’s gone!” marketing tactic totally works on him. lauds himself for how manly he is, drinking these “girly” drinks but still being “manly”, meanwhile no one’s said anything about how masculine he is or isn’t?? sir you’re holding up the line.

❤ yamamoto !! so, for the purpose of this post, my barista friend told me that they’ve had customers order a tall in a grande cup so they can add their own protein shake to it, and now i am completely convinced that this is a thing yamamoto does. he orders a tall white chocolate mocha and pours in a chocolate protein shake. i am just as upset about this as you are.

❤ yaku !! cappuccino! this man likes cappuccino! they’re cool, they’re italian, they’re better than basic lattes (in his mind), and he pictures himself in a scarf and a peacoat, sipping a fancy cappuccino and watching the rain. this is a guy who likes the cold, likes to feel fancy, and he fully believes that this is the fanciest possible coffee order.

❤ inuoka !!! not really a coffee guy! but he’s also not a fancy tea latte guy either, so he’ll probably get a hot tea. i think he likes things a little sweet, so i’m thinking he would order a peach or mint tea. he’s the first one to run to starbucks for a medicine ball, which is just citrus mint tea with honey, at the first sign of sniffles. claims it can cure anything.

[anoant-haikyuu-dump]

More Nekoma HCs

• Teshiro’s really good at those pen spinning tricks, the other first-years pop off when he does it. He also has the best handwriting of the first-years and they borrow his notes before big tests. Lev's handwriting is borderline illegible— he claims its cause he's Russian but everyone calls him out on his bullshit ("Dude, your first language is Japanese??")

• Fukunaga carries around a slide whistle, when he's not on court he plays it every time someone dives for the ball

• Shibayama's the kinda guy to send buzzfeed quizes in the team groupchat and make everyone take them ("Dont you guys wanna know what cat breed you are?"). Most of the team groan but secretly find it endearing. Kuroo unabashadly loves it and commends Shibayama's team spirit

• None of the second-years are good students— Kenma spends class playing mobile games under his desk or napping, Tora doesn't listen but even if he did he wouldn't process anything, and Fukunaga's in his own little world 90% of the time. Kenma skates by with general smarts but Tora and Fukunaga are in the TRENCHES. Kuroo and Kai help tutor them when needed

• The whole team LOVES Akane, that's their cheer captain!! She gets along best with Fukunaga and Kenma because they're closest to Tora but I think she'd also vibe a lot with Yaku cause they have a similar sassy energy (and height but shh). All of them treat her like an absolute queen, mess with her and you got 10 guys knocking at your door

• Tora picks people up a lot, he just grabs them and throws them over his shoulders. The most common victims are the second years but also Shibayama since he's "bite-sized" as Tora so eloquently puts it. He tried it with Yaku a single time which did NOT go well, he hasn't again since

• When Hinata's in town to hang out with Kenma Inkuoka and Lev WILL find a way to crash it no matter what. The just happened to show up at the same arcade, what a conincidence!! Kenma gives them the death glare but unfortunately for him Hinata is more than happy to let them tag along

• Kai is generally really chill but when he yells he's louder than even Tora. The team finds this out at training camp when they're settling in for the night and the first years decide its a great time to have a pillow fight. One flies directly into a sleeping Kai's face. The other teams can hear the reprimanding through the walls (bro doesn't fuck around with his beauty rest)

• Sometimes they do video game nights at Kuroo's but Kenma is either straight-up banned or given severe handicaps. The one time he loses is during MarioKart when Kuroo starts waving his hands in front of his face and Kenma stops playing to wresting him away (he still manages to beat Tora somehow)

• Kuroo and Yaku argue all the time but if anyone else talks shit about them they hop to the other's defense immediately. You do not get away with making fun of Yaku's height unless you're Kuroo himself.

• Kuroo's the biggest fan of Fukunaga's jokes, as a fellow pun enthusiast he appreciates him keeping the court light-hearted. He laughs way too hard even when they're not that funny and sometimes fires a quip or two back. Also Kuroo's definetly the type to literally slap his knee when laughing

• (Ignore the awful picture quality) There's this scene from the Tokyo Battles stage play where Shibayama dances along with Akane and Alisa from the stands and it's the cutest thing ever i'm obsessed. Anyways I think he's the king of the bench cheerleaders, he teaches Teshiro and Inuoka all the little dances and chants

alright thats it for now, long live Nekoma

[atsubaka]

Nekoma Masterlist

Kuroo Tetsurou

➤ what it's like dating them

➤ hot things they do

➤ their romance trope

➤ embarrassing things they did

✵ traitor (coming soon)

synopsis: i guess you didn't cheat, but you're still a traitor

➤ them as ghibli characters

➤ them as dads (domestic stuff)

➤ annoying habits they have

Kenma Kozume

➤ what it's like dating them

➤ when he does your makeup

➤ their romance trope

➤ them as ghibli characters

Yaku Morisuke

➤ what it's like dating them

Lev Haiba

➤ what it's like dating them

➤ annoying habits they have

[kimbapisnotsushi]

who do you think would be the non-rich kid of nohebi? 👁👁

oh this is SUCH a funny one

so yes, nohebi is rich!! they are a private school!! they are some wealthy fuckers!! but you'll have seen that i allied them with nekoma in my post bc i wholeheartedly believe that the nohebi vbc are SELF-AWARE about being a private school. meaning, they fully understand the complete and utter bullshit that their classmates are, and they fully understand the homicidal rage that comes with encountering said classmates!!!

that being said, most of them ARE still rich kids and the token nonrich kid would probably be . . . kuguri LMFAO. i feel like it makes sense, what with how kuguri's attiude and mindset is so different from his upperclassmen. also, it'd be really cute for him to get along so well with inuoka, lev, shibayama, and teshiro because of it.