My favourite thing about the life series is that the further you go in and the more you watch, the more you feel like a crazed conspiracy theorist.
Like you watch through and like the fist thing you note is "huh... Jimmy keeps dying first", "martyn is always the last of his group", "ren dies doing one final stand near his base", "scar keeps stealing the enchanter" and "Grian keeps being the one to kill all his friends".
Then you watch martyns perspective and think "oh so there's sort of lore and grian is a watcher".
And then you see moments that line up between series that are definitely not intended like martyn killing ren consentually and then later martyn killing scott consensually or the way that there wasn't any sand in double life so grian and scar monopolised it, or the way pearl and scott were paired together and grian and scar were put together with them both being partners in previous seasons
and you then look at the lore from literally only 1 perspective and you then connect these complete coincidences in your heads as the doings of characters that nobody else has ever seen or referred to because its too convenient fit that not to be a thing
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JL mission gone wrong
Wally: I want to go with auntie Diana, what's so hard for you to understand that old man.
Bruce: I need someone fast to get me out of there once I get the data we need. You are the fastest man alive, aren't you?
Wally: fast? Yes, clearly I am if I need hearing aids from breaking the sound barrier almost daily. *Put hands on Bruce shoulder* but I can't pick up your heavy ass and Mr. Kent and auntie can, have, and will carry you and just faster than regular people. Think about this Bruce.
Bruce, and his bisexual panic having ass: but you can carry my son just fine, and Harper, Rayner and Hawke, you should be fine and able to pick me up.
Wally, left eye twitching: let's break this down for you moron, you are built like a brick shit house, Dick and the other you listed are lighter than you, I can't pick you up because of I could you would have been thrown out that window six months ago. Do I need to draw this out for you or do you understand.
Bruce: I don't want to hear excuses, you're going with me. End of discussion.
Wally, sigh: whatever you say your highness, don't say I didn't warn you.
Hours later
Bruce: can't believe you couldn't pick me up let alone go through walls. Your name is Wally, this is sad.
Wally, done: and I can't believe you couldn't fit your fat ass through that vent, majority of your kids can. It's just pathetic if you ask me.
Bruce:
Wally:
Bruce: I'm still not firing you.
Wally: and I'm still gonna be difficult for your stupid decision. Now suck it up and start being a pathetic wet meow meow for Mr. Kent and auntie, I want to go home, watch real housewives of Star City with my hubby, and forget I was tied to you for an hour.
Bruce:
Bruce: there's a new episode?
Wally: yep, uncle Oliver fighting with Melissa and Melody this episode.
Bruce: ah, that's what last night text about twin bitches was about, okay yeah let's get out of here. *Active babygirl mode*
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“Are you alright? I’m worried…” Funtime Foxy’s voice buzzes in her mind. Their voice is clearer, and they no longer sound like Balloon Boy. “I’m always worried.”
-@ghost-inthe-machine
“I’m fine. I’m always fine. I’m sorry. I was the reason you got smashed…”
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