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[12daysofchristmas]

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2024 Prompts

Day 1 ❄️ First snow ❄️ Getting soaked ❄️ “Your hands are so cold.” ❄️ “I suppose it all started with the snow.” —Frosty the Snowman

Day 2 ❄️ Little lie ❄️ Trapped together in a snowstorm ❄️ “I thought you knew where you were going?!” ❄️ “I don’t know what to say, but it’s Christmas, and we’re all in misery.” —National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

Day 3 ❄️ Accelerated heartbeat ❄️ Kissing in the snow ❄️ “Here, take my coat.” ❄️ “Let's hope the snow will make this Christmas right.” —Queen

Day 4 ❄️ Mulled wine ❄️ Playing board games ❄️ “I have no regrets.” ❄️ “Cheer up, dude. It's Christmas.” —How the Grinch Stole Christmas, 2000

Day 5 ❄️ Cookies ❄️ Holiday-themed contest ❄️ “That definitely looks… interesting?” ❄️ “That is exactly why you want a high-quality fire extinguisher right in the kitchen.” —The Santa Clause

Day 6 ❄️ Present ❄️ Making a new Christmas tradition ❄️ “Not another Christmas movie!” ❄️ “You say you hate Washington’s birthday or Thanksgiving, and nobody cares, but you say you hate Christmas, and people treat you like you’re a leper.” —Gremlins

Day 7 ❄️ Decorations ❄️ A little accident ❄️ “I was just trying to help!” ❄️ “I want my house to be seen from space.” —Deck The Halls

Day 8 ❄️ Touch starved ❄️ Telling secrets around the fire ❄️ “Sometimes the hardest part is forgiving yourself.” ❄️ “Santa, can't you hear me?” —Ariana Grande & Kelly Clarkson

Day 9 ❄️ Christmas fair/market ❄️ Late shopping (together) ❄️ “Hmm, this is actually not bad.” ❄️ “When you're still waiting for the snow to fall, doesn't really feel like Christmas at all.” —Coldplay

Day 10 ❄️ Surprise visit ❄️ Lighting scented candles ❄️ “I didn’t know you were here.” ❄️ “You’re skipping Christmas! Isn’t that against the law?” —Christmas with the Kranks

Day 11 ❄️ Fairy lights ❄️ Christmas party/ball ❄️ “I never want this night to end.” ❄️ “I won’t even wish for snow. And I’m just gonna keep on waiting, underneath the mistletoe.” —Mariah Carey

Day 12 ❄️ Feast ❄️ Indoor picnic by the tree/fireplace ❄️ “I baked your favourite cookie/pie/cake.” ❄️ “You are all I need tonight underneath the Christmas lights.” —Sia

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[hyukascampfire]

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a partridge in a pear tree: santa!soobin gets caught by reader

two turtle doves: krampus!yeonjun & krampus!beomgyu who are assigned to a very sweet, very naughty reader, and it's their job to punish her for it this year!

three french hens: reindeer!hyuka gets left behind by santa and reader is forced to help him out!!

four calling birds: snowman!hyuka who comes to life after being built by an art student, chubby!reader hehe

five golden rings: husband!soobin comes home from a long day at work to his family on christmas eve & asks for a baby for christmas

six geese a-laying: yandere!taehyun, who's been watching reader for a while now, finally finds his opening when reader vacations to a secluded cabin for christmas, and is bailed on by her friends

seven swans a-swimming: black swan prince!beomgyu, based off swan lake w/ forbidden romance and so much longing

eight maids a-milking: snowball fight ft!ot5, beomgyu x reader so cutesy so fun

nine ladies dancing: gingerbread!taehyun and frosty puff reader who absolutely cannot stand each other are forced into proximity, and, well.. chubby!reader & buff!tyun

ten lords a-leaping: best friend! yeonjun and reader get snowed in during an argument and, with nowhere to go, are forced to reckon with it.

eleven pipers piping: jack frost!yeonjun who takes great interest in reader... hehe

twelve drummers drumming: reader's christmas party is ruined by iced over roads, until sweet hyuka shows up with gifts despite it! things get a little convoluted once the mistletoe comes into play, though.

how do we feel about them? :3 i love your big beautiful brains. (i’ll update the main masterlist in a bit hehe i’m writing for right now!)

[midnight-mourning]

Under the Lights

❄️❄️Midnight's DCA December Day 2❄️❄️

Gahh, late again, my bad y'all

But hey! Here now, and I hope you all enjoy, this was something that was SO cute and sweet, though i did add the tiniest bit of angst (to enchance the sweet dw), have fun!

Prompt: I'd like to request dca seeing christmas lights for the first time. like full on, bright, colorful, possibly in shapes lights, those houses that go all out style. when I was a kid my family used to go on nighttime/ dusk-that-turned-into-nighttime walks in the cold, sometimes with hot cocoa, to see what people in the neighborhood did. something with that kinda feel, y'know? that'd be so sweet.

Word Count: 1889

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"Starshine, hurry uuup," You hear Sun's voice from the front hall. "We're going to miss them!"

You laugh, from in the kitchen, "Sun, the lights stay on all night. At least I think so." You cringe, probably not great for the environment, but you were just as guilty, having prepared your house just a few days ago. 

Another groan on anticipation. You hear footsteps stomp down the hall, his face appearing in the doorway soon thereafter. 

"What could you possibly be doing?"

You beam, holding up your thermos, "Making hot coco! Which I just finished mind you. Now, grab the marshmallows for me. They're on the top shelf."

"Is that what you've been waiting on? Why didn't you say anything sooner!" He shoos you out of the way, opening the cabinet with a tsk, "Who would put them there of all places?"

"Sunny. That was you. You were trying to regulate my sugar intake."

He pauses, bag in hand, "Oh, right. Sorry."

Sheepishly, he hands it over and you dump a large handful into your thermos, "I'll forgive you if you ignore this."

"Trying to." His rays twitch as you added a few extras for good measure. 

You tighten the lid with a smile, "There! Now I'm ready. Let's go."

"Finally! I was starting to lose hope." With that, Sun takes your free hand and leads you out of the kitchen and out the front door. Thankfully you were already dressed for the weather, or you wouldn't have stood a chance against his determined march. 

"At least let me lock the front door!"

It's right around dusk currently, and the lights have just begun to turn on around the neighborhood. There's only a few families out and about currently, most wouldn't come outside until later. 

Your breath clouds in the air, and you huddle into your coat tighter. One hand however, is occupied holding Sun's, his grip tight, but not harsh. 

He leads you around the neighborhood, hitting all the spots with lights currently on. Which admittedly, aren't a lot. Still, it's enough to please him. Taking in every display, no matter how big or small, with a sense of genuine curiosity and wonder. 

Prior to now, you had no idea how much of the holidays and Christmas he and Moon had knowledge of. 

It was apparently, not a lot. 

"Oh! This snowman has pipe! But wouldn't he melt?"

"Oh! Oh! Oh! Why is that reindeer's nose red? Does he have a cold?"

"Oh! The, the snowman and the reindeer are... friends?"

This went on at pretty much every house you stopped by, and each time, you explained the lights or decorations on displayed. You truly didn't mind to, you think his interest was incredibly cute. 

To Sun's dismay however, as it grew darker, more lights began to come on, but it wasn't enough for him to stay out. You're soon joined by his lunar opposite.

Moon, while much less talkative, still has a great interest in looking at the lights. And despite having seen some displays through Sun's eyes, insists on doubling back multiple times. 

"Perhaps there's something we missed."

You scoff, "We've looked at Frosty and Rudolph three times now, Moon-man."

"I just find the mechanics of their movement to be fascinating." He bends down so he's eye to eye with the reindeer made of lights, who's head moves back and forth every so often. "Simply a string of lights and a motor."

You watch as he pokes the display's nose. 

"I'm just glad this isn't, you know, painful for you." You shove your hands in your pockets. 

You'll admit you'd been a bit worried about how this would all go. With the inconsistency of the lighting, there was the concern of the two AI constantly flipping back and forth out of their control. And while you knew the light didn't exactly hurt Moon, it was uncomfortable, from how he'd described it to you in the past. Especially back during their days in the Plex. 

It felt like ages ago now, your time spent together then. You were different, they were different. In some ways that was good, in others... 

You shake your head, letting the memories come, but pass you by. Things were better now, good. And you truly cherished that. Being able to see them happy, content, it's all you wanted at this point. 

Plus, the bonus of seeing them in casual clothes like their current sweatshirt and pants made you feel like you'd domesticated the attendants. A thought both incredibly humorous, and comforting. 

Moon stands, turning to you, "It isn't. This has been nice so far. Thank you for doing this for us." He takes your gloved hand then, holding it up his smile before releasing you. 

Your face feels hot, you cough, avoiding eye contact, "You're um, you're welcome." Your gaze falls on a random house, where an old couple is standing outside, passing out snacks. "Hey, let's go check out that place next. The Kline’s always have a cute display."

Before Moon can respond, your stomach growls, causing you to become more embarrassed. 

He laughs, following after you as you start to head that direction in front of him a few steps, "I'm sure that's your only reason, Star."

After a quick snack break of chocolate covered pretzels and popcorn, your continue to move through the neighborhood. Your stretch of the street was filled with more of the easygoing type folk. Some had a few bigger displays, but nothing over the top. There was a softer, calmer, type of feel to things. 

The other end of the block, not so much. 

You don't know what started it, but for as long as you can remember, at the other end of the street seemed to have it out for each other in terms of trying to see who had the most extravagant lights on display. 

It was a slow transition, houses soon becoming completely covered in lights, framing every window and roof line. Then came the yard lights, the giant inflatable snowmen and Santas, and the music. Oh, the music. 

Before, someone might've been playing a tune on a radio, drifting out amongst the chatter on the street. Over here, you had people blasting 'Carol of the Bells' at full volume. And while you didn't mind the song on a normal day, it was almost unbearable. 

You came across two houses that were obviously trying to outdo each other, houses shining so bright you could probably see them from space, their entire yards covered with—in your opinion—gaudy decorations made of cheap plastic. You flinch at the conflicting music between the two, not even able to decipher the difference between the songs.

The problem however, arouse when the displays start flashing, making cool looking, but nauseating patterns play out on each house. It was disorienting enough for you, but when you glance to your left and one moment see Sun, and the next Moon, squinting against the visual assault, you can only imagine how the experience is for them. 

After a moment to collect yourselves, you exit that section of the neighborhood, finding the other side of that chaos to be more like your comfort level again. 

"That was, certainly something." You take a sip of your hot coco, which is about half gone by now. The marshmallows helping to make it last a little bit longer. 

Moon's hand is to his faceplate, and blinks hard a few times before shaking his head, "I believe 'something' is the best way to put it."

You frown. He doesn't sound happy. Not angry, just, annoyed, dazed. You start to feel guilt sink in. 

"I'm sorry, I, I should've realized how bad that would have been for you two. We could've found a way to go around, or something."

He looks to you then, "Why would you apologize? It's not your fault."

"Still,"—you shake your head—"Are you alright?"

Moon chuckles, setting a hand on your shoulder, "We're fine, Starlight. We've faced far worse than a barrage of flashing lights,"—his hand moves to your cheek—"You know that."

You wince, "Yeah. I do." 

Despite Moon's reassurances, you can sense a bit of tension in him. Seems he's trying to hide that they're still recovering. 

You take the chance to check the time on your phone. You'd wanted to save this for later in the night, giving plenty of time to see the full neighborhood, but decide that this is the perfect opportunity. 

You take his hand, and start to lead him to your new destination, "Come on, I want to show you both something."

"Is it more lights?" Moon asks. 

You turn slightly, small smirk on your face, "A little more than that."

You head back down the street, past the battling lightshows, and past your own house. You walk to the park located at the end of the street, an open, sprawling place, filled with lights of its own. Between displays, kids play out in the snow, their parents watching nearby, chatting. 

You make it to your goal, the large tunnel of warm, white lights in the center of the park. As you enter, Sun appears, face turned up to admire the archway. You think you might even hear him gasp in admiration.

Located at the end of the tunnel is a gazebo, decorated with the same soft lights. As you were hoping, it's unoccupied. Otherwise this would be a bit awkward. 

Once you’re up the steps and in the center, you stop, turning around to face Sun. 

He tilts his head, "This is pretty, Sunbeam, but is there a reason why you brought us here?"

"There is." You take a deep breath, "Listen, getting to have you both in my life, every day, it's not something I take for granted," You take both of the attendant's hands in your own, "I know how much I could've lost. How differently things could have turned out. And I'm just, I'm really glad they didn't."

Sun chuckles, squeezing your hands gently, "Oh Star, we're so happy to have you in our life too!"

"No, you don't understand." You sigh. Now or never. "I love you. Both of you. I, I don't know what I'd do without you."

Sun freezes. Once fluttering rays now stock still. 

"It's okay if you don't feel the same! Either of you. You, you don't have to. I just, wanted to let you know, yeah?" You're fumbling over your words now, heat rising on your face again. 

Again, no response. 

"Well um, that's um, all I had to say—"

You're interrupted by Sun pulling you closer, and pressing his smile to your lips. At first you were afraid of a very specific, humiliating, scenario happening, but thankfully, his faceplate is quite warm against the cold. 

After a few moments, he pulls away. 

"I love you too." A pause, "So does Moon, but he can have his chance to say it later."

You laugh, joy filling you instantly. The noise is cut short as Sun leans in again, kissing you once, twice, three times, you start to lose track. 

So, there you stand, kissing—one of—your loves in the glow of the holiday lights, appreciating it all just that much more. 

And you still had some hot coco left.

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hehehehe, I told you it'd work out. Thank you @juukai for the request! it brought back some of my own personal nostalgia for this kind of thing and was very enjoyable ^_^

If you'd like to request, you have until 12/13 OR until all slots are filled, currently 11 of 31 are taken! See here for more details, thanks for reading!

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[magnagaruzenmon]

Frosty the Snowman

A gift for @blanceverlast

You stole my ult bias from me and I’ve never recovered, but you’ve been an excellent friend and supporter so I’ll take that over any of my delusions I hope I did her justice.

Haseul's wet pussy dripped as she wrapped her thighs around your shaft you moan slightly too loud and Haseul politely reminds you, "We can't afford to attract unwanted attention dear," as she continues to pleasure you with her delectable thighs, you groan as her slick covers your shaft. she moans melodic as she also loses herself to the throes of pleasure. You grab her pantied ass as you thrust saying, "fuck you have the nicest ass," Haseul coos in your arms as you thrust before bringing her in for a kiss her pale white skin begins to heat up as she melts in your touch before she cums all over your cock. You groan as your balls tighten and you paint her thighs and ass with your cum. Haseul whimpers blissed out, but seeing her there so soft and undone you plunge your cock into her pussy while sliding her panties to the side. The inside of her can be best described as wet almost puddle-like. everythrust inside of her causing a splash of her slick to splatter.

"fuck fuck don't stop" she moans. You smile watching her melt even further, "I am going to ruin you," you say with a flirty hint Haseul groans as your cock ravages her insides. she can't take much more as you both plunge into another orgasm that leaves the two of you winded yet still horny, but before the two of you can there's a knock on the bathroom door.

“Um, sorry to bother you two,” a light, airy voice calls out, just loud enough to be heard over the hum of conversation and clinking glasses. The two of you get cleaned up before exiting the restroom. You see a raven-haired girl standing at the edge of the doorway, her posture demure but her presence graceful. Her eyes dart between you and Haseul as she adds, “Donny spilled wine on my dress. Could I come in to clean it?” Her tone is polite, almost apologetic, but there’s a quiet confidence in the way she holds herself.

Haseul glances at you, and you exchange a quick confirming nod. “Of course,” she says warmly. The two of you step aside to let her in. She smiles, a small, polite curve of her lips, and murmurs a soft “thank you” before brushing past and disappearing into the room.

With the matter handled, you and Haseul head downstairs, weaving through the clusters of guests as the party unfolds in full swing. Music thumps lightly in the background, and the air is filled with laughter and the occasional clatter of glasses. It’s the kind of atmosphere that feels both lively and slightly overwhelming, depending on your mood.

You and Haseul find a spot near the edge of the room, close enough to observe without being in the thick of things. From your vantage point, you catch sight of me across the room, standing by Chaehyun and Mikey. The two seem locked in a hesitant, almost shy exchange, their body language betraying an unspoken mutual interest. You watch as I step in with a calm demeanor, guiding the conversation just enough to nudge them toward each other. There’s a subtle moment where everything clicks—the way Mikey’s face lights up when Chaehyun laughs, the way she brushes a strand of hair behind her ear as she looks at him.

“Smooth,” Haseul murmurs, her eyes twinkling with amusement.

A little while later, as the scene settles and Chaehyun and Mikey wander off together, you and Haseul make your way over to me.

“That was very noble,” Haseul says, her tone warm and teasing as she offers a playful nudge.

I glance at the two of you and shrug, a small, knowing smile on my face. “They were totally into each other,” I say lightly. “The least I could do was help them realize it.”

Haseul grins, clearly enjoying the moment. “What about you, Mr. Dino?” she asks, her tone taking on a teasing edge. “Why are you still going stag despite being quite the catch?”

I chuckle softly, running a hand through my hair. “Oh, um,” I start, hesitating for just a moment. “I’m just a bit too intense, I guess.”

You laugh, clapping me on the shoulder. “Don’t worry, man. I get it. In times like this, you kind of have to be intense.”

I offer a grateful smile. “Thanks, Raph,” I reply, a touch of sincerity in my voice. For a brief moment, the lively party around us fades into the background, replaced by a small, grounding sense of camaraderie.

Even as I smile, though, my eyes drift toward the hallway, where the idea of a quiet guesthouse feels like a much-needed escape.

[snekkythegreat]

Hear me out

Frosty the Snowman is part of the Web if we assume the original song is the only canon Frosty the Snowman material.

Proofs:

He is an otherwise inanimate object that is only brought to life by an old silk hat. This suggests that Frosty himself is not alive, but is a sort of puppet controlled by the silk hat. The material of the hat is important too, as spiders make silk. Is it likely that the old silk hat is made of spider silk? No, seeing as the original song was released in 1950 and assuming the hat is at least twenty years old, and spider silk clothing was and still is extremely difficult to produce. But it is possible, as spider silk clothing has been around since the early 1700s, and the hat is stated to contain “magic” which could imply that it is more likely to be made of rare materials.

Assuming this hat is a Web aligned artifact, it is possible that it initially intended to possess one of the children, but instead decided on the snowman because of the greater influence a figure such as Frosty could exert, seeing as Frosty functioned as both a role model and a peer.

Frosty has a Pied Piper-like effect on the children he interacts with. He plays with them, letting them feel more comfortable around him, and has the children chase him around town. The stanza, “He led them down the streets of town / Right to the traffic cop / And he only paused a moment when / He heard him holler, “Stop!”” Implies that Frosty was leading these children across a street, one on which he did not have the right of way. He led these children into oncoming traffic, where, as the children are never mentioned again in the song, they most likely die or are severely injured.

The first two lines of the next stanza, “Oh, Frosty the Snowman / Had to hurry on his way” imply that Frosty had to flee town before he, or rather the silk hat that was using him as a host, was destroyed by the angry townspeople who just witnessed their children being killed brutally. Frosty’s parting words, “Don’t you cry, I’ll be back again someday!” both imply that people are crying, most likely due to seeing their children hit by oncoming traffic, and serve as an almost condescending warning about his return, most likely the following year.

The song itself is immensely popular. I was helping my dad move some stuff around campus yesterday and three out of the four times we turned on the car radio to the Christmas station it was playing Frosty the Snowman, a different cover/version each time. The pervasiveness of this song could certainly be connected the Web’s influence, and the song (as well as the movie) have given most people an overall positive view of Frosty, essentially removing from cultural memory the annual murders committed by the snowman, and brainwashing the public into believing the lie that Frosty the Snowman was a good being. The song states that he “was a jolly, happy soul” but not that he was good. One can take pleasure in horrendous crimes.

What interest would the Web have in killing several children each year from what is most likely a small or medium-sized town? Perhaps it is to feed on the fear the children’s parents would experience from seeing their children laughing and running straight into oncoming traffic as if in a trance. Perhaps it is the fear that they or their children will be next. Who knows.

I rest my case.

[back-on-my-autistic-bullshit]

Parkciv Species Headcanons Results!

It's been a few days since I closed the google form to responses, and I've finally finished consolidating all the information into an easy to read format! The post gets a bit long and there a decent amount of images beyond this point so I've put in a read more, if this information interests you - look below :]

To anyone who hasn't done the form and wants to you can find it here. After posting this I reopened it to responses but unless it gets a lot more responses I probably won't post about this form again.

Oh and, before you read:

General Info

In total the form got 42 responses, including my own. Of these 42 responses, 35 answered every question in the first two sections. Six different characters were mentioned with a headacnon that I missed, but they were only mentioned once.

I made a pie chart for each question. If your answer was a joke answer (there was a few of those, they will get honourable mentions later on - because they were funny) or not able to be easily categorised/summarised they have been defined as "other".

Major Parkour Civilization Characters Charts

Note: the "+ 2 others on pkv's chart includes: species apathetic + other, I didn't realise the image cut them off whoopsies

Minor/Background Parkour Civilization Characters Charts

Missed Characters

The following characters and headcanons were manually entered:

Fire Pro - Alien

(Amethyst) Fighter Ally - Cat Hybrid

Purple Pro(/Sonic?) - Hedgehog (with two sets of ears)

The Old Woman from The Library - Humanoid but not neccesarily human (the exact phrasing used was: "same not-quite-human as the old man")

Ice Disc Challenge Gateway Fighter Guard - Golden Retriever

Ice Disc Challenge Fighter doing the Ice Disc Parkour - Black Cat

Trivia and Extra Info

Parkour Villian/Clownpierce is the character with the most different species, ranking in with 20 different options - excluding other - and this did make the spreadsheet hell to organise but I dug my own grave with that one

From a statistical perspective (because, yes, I did the math), Evbo's Noob Neighbour is the character with the most agreed upon species - that being Human. The opposite of Clownpierce and saviour of my only shred of sanity left/silly

Cookie God is the only character who doesn't have a single answer as human. (No it's not EMF or House Selling Master, they both had one answer as human sadly)

Seawatt is the only character with a two way draw between species as a final result. Those two species are Sphynx and Human - both having 10 votes or taking up ~23.8% of the pie chart. Sphynx is also my own personal headcanon that I've never actually seen anywhere else prior to this and was the only reason it's listed, so it's nice to see people agree :] even if it might be due to a bias as the option was listed and didn't have to be typed in shhhhhhh

Honourable Mentions to:

The person who said Seawatt is a vampire. You're the only one who is right, ever (/j)

The person who put The Evil Champion down as a rooster because they hate chickens. That got a laugh from me

Similarly, the person who said The Evil Champion's species is "white" and nothing else

Whoever said "cocklit chip" for Cookie God because haha cock. My humour is very mature

One answer for The Ice Legend being "son of frosty the snowman and elsa. no im not taking criticism at this time". Understandable, but how dare you not ship Elsa with Jack frost from Rise Of The Guardians (/j)

Whoever said Deepslate with no further explanation for The Neo Legend. I respect it but what does that MEAN/lh

The answer "gleep glorp :]" for House Selling Master. Gleep glorp :]

Whoever answered "Woman😱" for Ice Block Master. Your answer lives rent free in my head, Woman😱 indeed

[kiwiana-writes]

Kiwiana's Christmas Fics

This was doing the rounds last year, so let's bring it back (and update it) for 2024!

Red, White & Royal Blue

[TBD… coming 2024-12-21 to an AO3 near you]

…

Got a will to win and a Cheshire grin [Alex/Henry; rated E; 4,952 words]

Please find attached the list of collective bargaining agreement breaches reported by the Sports and Recreation Floor in December. As the designated union representative, it is my responsibility to ensure that the rights and interests of our members are protected and upheld, even (or maybe especially) during our busiest time of year. In accordance with the grievance procedure outlined in our collective bargaining agreement, we request that Santa’s Workshop takes immediate corrective action to remedy these breaches. Please set up a meeting at your earliest convenience to discuss these issues further and explore appropriate resolutions. Thank you for your immediate attention to this matter.

All Those Christmas Clichés [Alex/Henry; rated M; 7,500 words]

Daily triple drabbles: snapshots of the lead-up to Christmas 2023.

Schitt's Creek

I see every part of you [David/Patrick; rated M; 1,514 words]

Patrick is a straight-up aficionado when it comes to giving gifts. David has known this from literally day one of their relationship, when he pulled a bunch of tissue paper out of a blue gift bag, looked away from a sentimental receipt in a solid frame and into a pair of earnest eyes, and thought, 'I hate it when Stevie's right.'

How the reindeer loved him [David/Patrick; rated E; 2,178 words]

David wraps an arm around him, hand splayed across his chest to pull him close. “Tell me,” he says quietly. “I want you to dress up as Santa,” Patrick rushes out in one quick breath.

This is all I'm asking for [David/Patrick; rated E; 3,957 words]

But by the time they clean up after the party, and Patrick tactfully offers to take the garbage bags out to the shed to give the Roses a bit of family time, it’s well after eleven and David can only assume all their plans for the evening are out the window. That is, until they turn out of the motel parking lot and instead of Patrick putting his hand on David’s knee like usual it lands halfway up his thigh, fingers tracing absent circles around his inseam, and David realises that at least one part of the plan is still very much on the table.

Dear Santa… [Gen: David, Alexis, Patrick; rated G; 2,191 words]

Letters to Santa, 1987-1997

Do you wanna fuck a snowman? [David/Patrick; rated E; 7,216 words; co-write with @ships-to-sail]

David mimics her stance — and he has to admit, she’s not entirely wrong. In the quickly disappearing light, already blurred a little bit by the still-fallen snow, the snowman does look a little like he has tree trunk thighs and a well-formed ass, rather than being Frosty-shaped. But it’s the best they’re going to do, and David’s toes are officially cold.

I need some Christmas spirit [David/Patrick; rated T; 626 words]

David can handle his alcohol, is the thing. So no, it doesn’t occur to Patrick to warn him.

It probably should have.

Happiest Season

We always walked a very thin line [Abby/Riley, Harper/Abby; rated T; 2,775 words]

The girlfriend — Abby — stumbles over a lie about being Harper's orphan roommate, which… wow. Girl is a bad liar. Riley kind of wants to take her by the hand and tell her she’s going to have to get a lot better at that particular skill if she’s going to be in a relationship with Harper Caldwell. She doesn’t though, because it’s not her place and because who knows what, if anything, Harper has told Abby about her?

Tagging @blueeyedgrlwrites @cactusdragon517 @celeritas2997 @cha-melodius @clottedcreamfudge

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@piratefalls @rmd-writes @sherryvalli @sparklepocalypse @stereopticons 

@thesleepyskipper @thighzp @tintagel-or-cockleshells @welcometololaland @whimsymanaged and, as always, anyone who wants to play! 

[alexanderwales]

Movie Review: Hot Frosty

I make it a point to watch at least one of the new crop of terrible holiday movies on Netflix every year. This is partly to broaden my horizons beyond my usual interests, and partly because I have some sick fascination with the most mass-market of mass-market movies. The budget always seems razor-thin, the writing is terrible, and yet I have to assume that most of their viewership comes from people who take legitimate enjoyment from them rather the more academically curious.

This year it was Hot Frosty, whose premise is that a sexy snowman comes to life. This is a small town story, with its quickly introduced cast of characters: the kindly couple that run the clothing store, the nosy police-chief and his deputy, some older horny women, and our protagonist's friends.

But of course it's a romcom, so the important characters are our two leads, Jack the snowman, who gets brought to life five minutes in, and Kathy, the woman who runs the local diner and has a dead husband. A romcom lives and dies on the chemistry of the two leads, and this ... it's not it.

(Minor aside: the male lead is played by Dustin Milligan, who I knew better as Ted from Schitt's Creek. He does the goofy earnestness thing well, and is incredibly muscular in this movie, with large veins and very very little body fat. They have him shirtless in a lot of scenes, especially toward the start of the movie, and I kept thinking of how much work that must have been, and also found myself wondering what the appeal of this was. I think if this movie is a success, a lot of it will rest with the name "Hot Frosty", but the rest of it will be the "hot" factor.)

The start of the problem is the "Born Sexy Yesterday" trope, which I'm not sure I've ever seen with a male character. Usually they go with "noble savage" or "fish out of water", your Tarzans or whatnot. Edward Scissorhands, maybe? But anyway, the movie is very explicit that Jack is incredibly naïve, a fast learner but with zero life experience. This is problematic, mostly because of the massive power imbalance, but I don't think that would necessarily sink the movie. He's quickly repairing roofs and making food, picking up handyman skills from watching television somehow, it's magic, don't worry about it.

The problem is that Kathy treats him, for most of the runtime, as his mommy, and not in a sexy way. She's more concerned for this guy she assumes has brain damage than she is attracted to him. This is reasonable, but does not make for a good romance. He demonstrates value by fixing her roof and cooking her food, and she's more like "aw, that's sweet" than "bed me now". It's like he's mentally disabled and she's his carer.

There is zero tension between these two characters, by which I mean there's nothing to keep them apart. He's essentially ready to marry her from day one, and she's got the dead husband thing that gets brought up in some clunky dialogue, but that's simply not enough, and the internal tension of "my husband's death has really been weighing on me" does not, in my opinion, translate well to a romcom. There's just no push-pull for them to work with.

The B-plot of the movie has the town's sheriff (played by Craig Robinson) arresting Jack for streaking at the very start of the movie. Jack is "made of snow" and can't handle the heat of the jail for long, so he starts to melt/die, and the sheriff keeps him in jail because he's a power-tripping piece of shit. The whole town comes out in support of Jack, but he more or less does die in police custody, then comes back after being kissed. Hot Frosty doesn't quite offer up an indictment of the police, but I did find it funny that this is what they chose to go with. This is definitely not a movie that's part of a larger conversation on policing in America.

And in the end, Jack turns into a real man, with the implication of a happily ever after, unless this somehow does really well, in which case it'll get some kind of sequel.

The most interesting aspect of this movie for me was the "born yesterday" aspect, and in my opinion they did a terrible job of both navigating that minefield and making it actually appealing. I guess I find it creepy with the genders reversed anyway, so maybe it was never going to work for me. There was a scene were he starts to undress in front of her because he never learned a nudity taboo, and ... I don't know, it just fell flat, and I don't think it would have been more appealing if I wanted to see this guy's body (I have once again re-affirmed that I am not interested in men).

The allure of "born sexy yesterday" is commonly stated as "please teach me sex, educate me on smooching", and ... I guess I'm left curious whether this is something that women like? The fact that it doesn't show up much in the cultural canon would, by the efficient market hypothesis, say that it's not a common fantasy. When I can recall seeing a female fantasy with young men, there's no trace of naivete, they're just young and eager, but I am (understandably, as a straight man) not incredibly well-versed in the breadth of female fantasy. Any time you have a character confused about the nature of sex it's going to read as pedophilic, but this hasn't stopped the gender reversed trope.

My wife flat out refused to watch this movie with me, so I couldn't ask for her opinion on it.

Final Score: 3/10, even allowing for the fact that I'm not the target audience, but it'll somehow be seen by millions of people. I assume it's "so bad it's good" to some people, or worth watching because it's corny slop and you do not need to engage even one once of your brain.

[msookyspooky]

ᴹʸ ᶠᵃᵐᶦˡʸ ᵐᵃᵏᵉˢ ᴴᵒˡᶦᵈᵃʸˢ ᵈᵘᵐᵇ ᵃˢ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴵ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ ᵐʸ ᶠᶦᶜᵗᶦᵒⁿᵃˡ ᶠᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᶠᵃᵐᶦˡʸ ˢᵒ:

ᶜʳᵉᵈⁱᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵈⁱᵛⁱᵈᵉʳˢ @ᵇᵉʳⁿᵃʳᵈˢᵇᵉⁿᵈʸˢᵗʳᵃʷˢ

Near Dark: During the Holidays

Platonic + Romantic: Severen, Caleb, Mae, Homer, Diamondback, Jesse

𝙲𝚕𝚊𝚗:

☆ Most of them come from bad families, no families or time periods were poverty was prevalent and spoiled Holiday Joy was scarce

☆ Most definitely do not Celebrate any Holidays

☆ Everyone DOES seem nicer during the winter because of the longer nights

☆ But if you come in wanting to; you might have interesting reactions

𝚂𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗:

☆ Isn't really the Jolly type but can be if he thinks everyone else is in the spirit. Especially if he likes you and you pressure him

☆ Most enthusiastic spirit out of everyone (Even if he's a bit chaotic and going about it wrong.)

☆ Just don't go pushing the 'love and peace' crap on him

☆ Thinks those Grinch stealing presents with screaming brats is the funniest idea he's ever heard and would if he was near kids (Homer don't count)

☆ Very much Uncle Eddie from Christmas Vacation Energy

☆ Makes any 'Cute Holiday' tradition into something chaotic.

☆ Sledding on a compacted snow hill? He coated the bottom in cooking oil. What? Ya wanna win, don't ya?

☆ Chopped down a tree from someone's yard pre-decorated or got a Charlie Brown Christmas tree that is a twig with tinsel; take it or leave it

☆ Gifts were stolen weapons, stolen jewelry, road signs, or a half conscious body to drink from

☆ 'Aw shucks, you did that for me? Ya shouldn't have! ♡' *Half dead person bleeding out with a bow on their head*

☆ Has blood on his mouth and a bloody Santa hat and a stolen gift bag from a mall Santa and like it or not that is his version of being Jolly

☆ If you're his s/o or crush; he will follow you around with a mistletoe (He's also wearing it on his belt...Well...Rules are rules.)

☆ HC he knows extremely inappropriate Christmas 'Carols'

HC:

- Celebrated Christmas Human but in a gritty drink yourself to death at a bar/saloon way

- Likes Cookies even if they provide no nutrients for him now (He nabs them whenever he sees them)

- Secretly happy as can be at you wanting to celebrate he just has to play aloof at first

𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚋:

☆ Sure, he'd be cool with watching everyone else celebrating a bit even if he's not gunhoe about it

☆ Misses his family and gets down during this time of year. Gets very defensive, grumpy or offstandish

☆ As a friend you'd have a hard time pulling him out of his solemn mood but he tries especially if you're a s/o and ask him for you to

☆ 'Alright...For you.'

☆ Him and Severen had a helluva a time decorating the newest rv with lights if you asked (They definitely fought at one point)

☆ Got you a nice piece of jewelry he bought with victim money because even if it came from the victims it makes him feel less bad

☆ Laughs at all the others being so weird about Holiday celebrations at times. It's like they're aliens with certain things.

HC:

- Was at that age of 'Christmas is Stupid' before turning and now he deeply regrets it and not appreciating Sarah and his Dad the last Holiday gets to him

- Loves Christmas Lights especially on Barns

𝙼𝚊𝚎:

☆ Probably the most normal one of the bunch. She isn't sad, she isn't chaotic, she isn't a grouch. She'd love to!

☆ Loves to go through cities you both visit and window shop at night

☆ Loves seeing the Christmas lights everywhere too

☆ Jokes about wanting a white Christmas even if you all are clearly in areas where snow is not a thing

☆ A gift from her would be homemade and heartfelt

☆ Is fascinated by the new spin on elf on the shelf that mortals keep making and finds it endearing

HC:

- Was not very close to her family but made the best of Christmas

- Sings Christmas Music to herself or hums it this time of year

- Favorite Movie was Frosty the Snowman growing up

- Over the moon and happier than usual at you wanting to decorate (And clean up GD.) the RV

Ｈｏｍｅｒ:

☆ The biggest Grinch/Grouch of them all

☆ Hates the Holidays (Hates everything) because he's got a pretty negative existence and was turned at an age where his childlike wonder of Holidays was ripped from him

☆ Refuses all of it. No. NO.

☆ Actively knocks down decorations and Nativity Scenes on Purpose

☆ Severen teases the hell out of him about being such a little Scrooge

☆ If he likes you he will get a gift that's surprisingly sweet just don't make a thing out of it

HC:

- Hates the Grinch song because Caleb and Severen (Maybe you) keep singing it near him! He's never even watched it, shut up!

- Secretly likes Rudolf bc he relates to it

- Chugs Eggnog

Ｄiａｍｏｎｄｂａｃｋ:

☆ Questions it the most on why you insist upon celebrating a human Holiday when they ain't human no more but she's not against it

☆ Might lecture you like a Mom on getting your hopes up on Monsters while actively decorating the rv or wrapping something

☆ Still kills and yet she's not as...In your face as Severen. She won't kill no one in front of you during this time. But she isn't against threatening to get you a gift she thinks you want

☆ Lectures Homer on being so negative that if YN insists then let's all take one day

☆ Has a soft spot for kids and only kids during this time

☆ If together; Teases you with a few kisses before giving you anything; "Been good this year?"

☆ Does the 'fly on the ceiling' bit just so you look up at a mistletoe and pokes fun at you before kissing.

HC:

- Is very fond of the more 'Noel' and soft winter vibes as she always imagined having that as a human but alas

- Can be bitter with always wanting a house full of kids opening gifts but life had other plans

- Is actually very grateful for you making it special

Ｊｅｓｓｅ:

☆ Not as Grouchy as Homer or as Solemn and depressing as Caleb but not as willing as DB or Severen (Definitely not Mae) He's very much 'You all can do what you want just don't involve me'

☆ "YN. We've been over this. I didn't celebrate the Birth of Jesus and Peace on Earth and all that joy of love and family crap while livin'. I ain't doing it now."

☆ Says nothing or rolls his eyes with a groan when you point out decorations or when you and Sev and Mae are singing Songs

☆ Ignores the decorations in the RV and bats tinsel or a mistletoe or garland out of his face as he walks by

☆ Grumbles at you get him a gift but sighs with a reluctant tight smile if it's something he enjoys like a new weapon or something sentimental from his living era

☆ If you're romantically together: Will surprise you at the end when you're both alone with a Santa hat and tattered coat he robbed off a body he killed and have you sit on his lap no matter what and dirty talk you about how naughty or nice you've been and what to do with you for 'naughty'.

HC:

- His 'Christmas' was an orange if your lucky and socks as a human

- Does not know any songs or movies because he never indulged and never stayed in a place too long to watch or listen. (Severen only knows what he's heard in stores they're both so fuckin old)

- Looks at it all as humans guilt for being assholes all year long as well as corporations guilting us to spend

- But he is fascinated by you 'taming' him like some housecat and jokes about it

Bonus:

Ｊｅｓｓｅ & ＤＢ:

☆ If you're in a throuple with these two; they even each other out

☆ Jesse acts like the stoic but protective masculine energy and DB the fierce yet nurturing feminine with you in the middle

☆ DB is even more protective of you than Jesse and while shoot him a glare if he brushes off too many of your Holiday ideas

☆ DB will eventually poke at Jesse in that coy way she does that makes him melt and she knows it, "Honey, stop being so mean. If our lil dove wants to celebrate with us, then why not?"

☆ Expect to be wrapped up in a blanket with both of them when it gets a bit more chilled even for your cool skin. Jesse has a habit of caressing DB's hair or running his boney calloused thumb gently over your brows till you fall asleep about an hour before sunrise

☆ Jesse takes you both for a drive not just for victims for the night but to look at lights.

☆ If you wrap yourself as a 'gift' in a motel room? You're in for a damn good night with them ♡

[dream-beyond-the-fantasy]

Tell me Molly and her family's favourite Christmas traditions!

Thank you for the ask!

The Yates family definitely love watching Christmas movies together. Although, Molly and Emily detest the Rankin/Bass holiday specials except for Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and Frosty the Snowman. For Molly's first Christmas, David bought The Snowman on VHS and it has been a regular part of the Yates family Christmas viewing list ever since. Mike bought a copy for when they visited him for Christmas. David replaced the well-loved videotape with a DVD when they moved to the UK. Other staples are at least one adaptation of A Christmas Carol, the first two Home Alone films, and Miracle on 34th Street. After the girls got a little older and arguments ensued over what is considered a Christmas movie, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Die Hard, and Love Actually would join the lineup.

As for food, it's going to be a traditional British Christmas meal, or as close as David can get to it when living in the US. That's not to say that the girls love every dish. They get tired of turkey and hate both Brussels sprouts and fruitcake. Mike always makes Yorkshire pudding. David loves to bake, as he used to do so with his mother when he was young. But as the girls were born and raised in the United States for their formative years, he did have to adapt to some American traditions. Baking Christmas cookies and decorating gingerbread houses are mandatory but fun family activities. They'll even get a bit competitive about it. The girls definitely left out milk and cookies for Santa.

When they were little, David and Mike would take turns reading classic Christmas stories to the girls.

Molly and Emily didn't get to enjoy Christmas crackers until visiting Mike in England for the first time.

Tagging anyone who might be interested in my Doctor Who OC Molly Yates: @curiousdamage @witchofthemidlands @cecexwrites @tempests-of-hope @bardic-tales

@arrthurpendragon @the-time-lord-oracle @watermeezer

[eldritch-vibe]

so! new theory about my current favorite fictional homosexual- Rosty Nowman. we all know by now that he has some kind of connection to Elfie, with the popular theory being that he's a kind of genderbent clone.

I don't like this theory. It leaves a sour taste in my mouth, as he is pretty distinctly his own character and person within the series. this theory takes away his agency in the story, and while I can see how him being a mask for Elfie can be appealing to some the idea it might be true leaves me feeling vaguely disappointed. besides---he's already somewhat a victim of the "bury your gays" trope from what I've heard (haven't gotten to that part yet). taking everything else from him would make him feel hollow, as opposed to the mysterious and affectionate queer-coded roommate that I love.

In lieu of this theory I strive to propose an alternate. we all know by now his name is a pun on "frosty the snowman". this is often used as evidence for the previous theory, as (pretty famously) frosty the snowman was a snowman brought to life by magic. I'd like to take the parallels further than that. what if he was a creation of ice and snow, but just like frosty he had a vibrant personality of his own? the ice clones are only the first of twelve spells, and it stands to reason Elfie could have experimented further with creating ice homunculi.

I don't have the time as of now to collect solid evidence, but I feel like this satisfies every part of me against the popular theory and explains many of the same things the popular theory does. Rosty is still his own person, but he could have still been created by Elfie in an attempt to keep Will safe. it would also explain the connections between Rosty and Elfie, at least somewhat.

it also creates an interesting character dynamic---how do you act when you were made as an act of love for another person, meant to keep them safe, happy, and loved? do you feel jealous? do you wish you were your creator when you learn how much your person loves them?

generally, I think this theory is a lot funner. it also makes me imagine Rosty in a Frankenstein costume which I may or may not realize.

[fantasticstoryteller]

The Christmas classic "Frosty the Snowman" poses some interesting philosophical questions:

If the magic hat really does make Frosty come to life, does taking the hat back make the magician a murderer? Or does it not count because Frosty isn't human? And if putting the hat back on Frosty brings him back to life, does that mean the children, rabbit, and Santa performed necromancy?

[zahri-melitor]

I am FORGING ONWARDS, given I'm down to 3 more Holiday Specials to go, then getting back to this year's Santa story.

Next up is 'Tis the Season to be Freezin' (2021)

Window Shopping - Robin and Mr Freeze. I finally get a new Tim story in a Holiday Special and it has to be BTAS!Tim. Anyway Tim goes to buy Bruce's christmas present from a not-at-all suspicious shopkeeper who mysteriously has gifts nobody else does:

Interesting beard, sir, as is that Spock in command yellow holding a lightsaber.

Only to be interrupted by Mr Freeze freezing Old Gotham Square during an oncoming blizzard so he could reminisce about something good from his childhood. Tim talks Victor down and gets him back to Arkham, then we get to see the Christmas presents he's giving.

The Syphoning - Vixen and the Super-Pets. Fun Mari story! Penguin's captured the Super-Pets and is trying to steal their powers and mind control them to do his bidding.

I hate to say it, but this feels really fanficcy, down to Mari giving a speech to Cobblepot to go get some therapy.

Bizarro v Seasonal Depression: Dawn of Climate Change! - Bizarro.

Bizarro text gives me a headache, I'm sorry, particularly reading a story written wholly in it. In any case, this story is about a bunch of villains melting the 6 polar icecaps of Bizarro World and Bizarro getting the water vapour refrozen into a single icecap.

Stay Frosty - Firestorm and Killer Frost.

I liked this one! Killer Frost has reformed, but Firestorm is on monitor duty with her and doesn't quite trust that she has turned over a new leaf. Eventually he trusts her, after they take down the Royal Flush Gang together.

Snow Date - Polar Boy.

Firstly, Andrew Dalhouse deserves some praise here for the colouring job, which I really enjoyed.

Polar Boy and Comet Queen have a date while enjoying the ice sculptures of winter festival characters on different planets that Polar Boy made. Also they defeat Captain Freeze who wanted to steal Captain Cold's cold gun.

A Change of Heart - Harley Quinn and Blue Snowman. It's interesting when occasionally the pandemic gets a form of reference in comics. Here's it's a new lethal virus that causes pustules, which has infected Ivy. Harley tries to cure Ivy, first by getting the virus frozen (which freezes Ivy into a block of ice) then stealing an ancient healing rod to heal her.

Only this theft interrrupts a sting operation run by Hawkman and after some confusion, Harley and Blue Snowman team up with him.

Hawkman gets the rod, they heal Ivy with the power of friendship (okay 'heart, community, belief') and all is well.

Christmas: Cold and Fast - Flash and Captain Cold. This is essentially a sequel/rewrite of a A Flash Christmas Carol from 2016 - it hits all the same beats.

Captain Cold has dressed up as a donations Santa and is collecting to get toys to all the children of Central City. Barry suspects Snart's just doing it for Crimez reasons but gets talked into helping: Snart creates snow and an ice rink for the city, while Barry delivers all the presents while dressed up as Santa.

We also get a surprise last minute appearance of You Know Who.

Break the Ice - JLQ.

Solstice party for the Justice League Queer.

Oh hey, Ray Terrill! I haven't read any of your recent stuff.

This is...fine? The crew have to calm down Sigrid Nansen, Ice Maiden, who is having a breakdown about identity (and now wants to be Glacier). The themes. They are obvious.

[wonik1ss]

004. in the name of love + half written — SURFS UP ! 🏄‍♀️

As you walked up the beach, your friends who offered to walk you down teased you about how down bad you were for J.

But you didn’t care, once you saw that beautiful somnolent in her face you forgot about the teasing and only focused on her.

“ Morning Y/n ! Today we will be just practicing on the sand so you can get your stance right “. You nodded absorbing half the things she was saying and the other half just fauning over the taller girl.

“ Ok so to be able to surf you need to- “.

-

It had been 2 hours since J had taught you the proper stance and a few tricks. “ Let’s take a break now! Y/n “. You nodded “ What do you mean break we have been going at this for 2 hours “. J laughed “ We still have 2 hours left! Also where’s that money yo- “.

You blushed as the girl called you out immediately taking he money out of your pack pocket, to shove it in her hand. “ O-Oh I was just joking Y/n you could have given it to me anytime “. She said laughing. “ If I didn’t give it now I would leave here with a debt over my head “.

She laughed harder as she went behind the counter of her parents shop, going to the back. As J was in the back you looked around. You saw a bunch of surfurs boards and towels but also.. a family photo. It was a photo of looked like a 5 year old J surfing. You smiled as you picked it up.

“ I thought I told mom to put that back “. J said as she came back in with two slushier one red and one blue. She handed the blue one two you and took the picture. “ I look so stupid in this photo “. J said as she went to sit down. You followed like a puppy dog. “ I think you look really cute though… Also isn’t it a flex to say you new how to surf from that young “.

A little dash of blush showed up on J’s face. “ Didn’t think of it like that “. She said looking back up at you. You both just started at eachother for awhile. Before you swore J looked at her lips for a second. “ We should finnish these and get back to the lessons “. She said as she basically downed the slushee giving her the worst brain freeze.

“ Ow “. You laughed and stood up on your toes to tap the taller girl. “ Don’s rush it or you’ll turn into frosty the snowman “. She laughed you smiled and then you finished you slushee too.

The you both went to Finnish the lesson, and came home to a half dead asleep Wonyoung. Boy was today one of your favorites, and you couldn’t wait to tell your friends all about it.

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synopsis : it was your 1st trip to the sunny beaches of cali. you had never been interested in anything else but surfing.. well that was until you saw the new teen surfing instructor j. she was everything you wanted and more. But with that came a really really REALLY dense girl who would probably never see your feelings.. which is what you thought for now.

[starryseaprincess]

reindeer, jingle bells, christmas vacation,Quilt

@strawbeaniie

selfshipping ask game! if u dont like self ships u might want to skip this <3

also as a warning this pairing is with leona kingscholar from twst so if you’re a non-sharing self shipper you should also skip!

Soft Spot (Bonnie Hare x Leona Kingscholar)

Reindeer - Do you get gifts for your pets?

I feel like some rat dog ends up following Bonnie home one day and she can’t say no to it so she ends up adopting it, and Leona hates the thing. Why is it getting attention? Where are his head scratches? Lions are territorial, and I don’t think he’d take kindly to this little rat bothering his girlfriend, but after a while Bonnie finds them curled up asleep together, lol.

So I feel like they’d do what we always did for our pets in my family- make them a Christmas stocking. Well, I feel like Bonnie makes the stocking, but Leona will contribute either the funds or maybe a few toys of his own to the stocking, if just to see the smile on Bonnie’s face when the dog likes the stuff inside the stocking, and the smile is enough (even if he wishes that rat dog had never followed her home)

Jingle Bells - How excited does your f/o get for the holiday season? I have this feeling Leona would not be as keen on the holidays as Bonnie is, but in his defense he’s seen it his whole life, and Bonnie’s… Never seen Christmas decorations because of how sheltered she was. They had a tree back home, sure, but she’s never seen it on this scale, and never been able to play in the snow. It doesn’t snow back in the Sunset Savanna, but I feel like leading up to the holiday vacation, it would snow at NRC, and I think Bonnie would take full advantage of it. She drags poor Leona into the snow despite his protests that it’s cold and they build a snowman.

The most excited he gets is probably when Bonnie actually presents him a gift- a real, thoughtful gift. I feel like he never got the gifts he wanted growing up, even though he probably got everything he asked for. I think he’d just want someone to think about it themselves about what he’d want and when Bonnie brings him a gift without asking any questions, he’s a little skeptical that it will be anything good, until he’s opening it and it’s a new chess set, a really detailed one too. It must have cost her a fortune (though being rich he was bad at gauging that), and he had no idea where’d she’d gotten the money, but it made him tear up that she took note of his hobbies and interests. It had his name engraved on it too- and he almost cried. After their first holiday together he’s started looking forward to what she’d get him and the time they’d get to spend together, even if it got exhausting when she wanted to look at all the decorations- it was worth it for her.

Christmas Vacation - Holiday movies you like to watch together?

I feel like, again, this would be more on Bonnie’s part but I think she’d just love every Christmas movie she can get her hands on. Particularly the old animated ones, or whatever their equivalent in the TWST would be, like Frosty and How the Grinch Stole Christmas (“But, Lee, how could anyone hate Christmas??”) After she discovered these movies (probably when she went home with him for the holidays) she ran to his room all excitedly, practically hopping and rambled about how they were having a movie marathon right then and there!!

She’d all excitedly get snacks and climb in next to him and turn on the movie- only for him to seem to know everything already, and she’d deflate and ask if he’d seen them before? And he had to break it to her that, yes, he’d seen these multiple times, because not everyone was locked away in a tower by their crazy mother. (He wouldn’t say the last part) But he’d indulge her and watch the movies even if he didn’t really like them much. It becomes a tradition that they have to watch them every year around Christmas.

Quilt - Do you make any crafts together?

For sure they make crafts together! I feel like Bonnie drags him into it, and Leona begrudgingly does it. She probably read about it in a book and excitedly rambled about it to him. Can see them making gingerbread houses and ornaments together, maybe even those popcorn strings? Also maybe a wreath. Bonnie would want to decorate so bad and since she’s doing most of the work, Leona’s okay with letting her, though he’ll put the star on top of the tree since she’s short.

With the gingerbread specifically I can see them making a super fancy house too- she’d say that one day they’d live in a house like that, and he’d probably snort about it. The entire time they’re baking the gingerbread I think that Bonnie would also make sugar cookies they’d decorate together! I know it isn’t really a craft but I think it’d be cute either way.

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I CAME ACROSS AN OLD VID OF MINE ABT A DREAM I HAD AND I WANT TO MAKE S SERIES OUT OF IT AND I NEED YALLS OPINIONS!!

Ok, so a long time ago I had this dream (and this is when I was deeply in my Hamilton phase) and it was honestly so interesting that I wanna make a series out of it. Soooo ima tell yall what the dream was about and ima run a poll.

Ok so in the dream, me and two other people were running away from my old house that was in California. As we were running I lost some pieces of a paper. It got ran over by a train (don’t ask where it came from). I collected all the pieces of paper and continued running with the other two people I was with. After a wile we came across some type of Winter/Christmas parade that was taking place at a different train station. The two people I was with got on the Rudolph themed train and I got on the Frosty the snowman themed train. After the parade was over we got off and started to walk away from it. All of a sudden one of the kids I was with started crying. I tried to tell them that it was ok but they just kept crying. I then heard someone on the phone behind me. I look to see who it was and it was fucking George Washington (I think I was thinking of Christopher Jackson who played him in Hamilton) But anyways he knew the persons mom’s number for some reason and called her. Why? Idfk. The mom wanted to talk to them but they said no. I looked at George before he replied to the mom that she didn’t want to talk. They talked for a wile but I woke up soon after.

CRAZY RIGHT!? IK! AND THIS IS JUST SO INSPIRING TO ME THAT I REALLY WANNA MAKE AN “ORIGINAL SERIES” OUT OF IT! (I say “original series” bc I want it to be based off of Hamilton).

SO WHAT DO YALL THINK??? PLZ TELL ME IF YOU THINK THIS WILL MAKE A GOOD SERIES!