#instaid

[catsevndtif]

Really sad right now so im doing a little self care aka not doing self care and just looking at the funny little queers on tumblr

[3twindragons]

@vitaminpops

[eelmachine]

men bathrooms ar always sooooo sad ti me cos im shittin and cos theres only one stall and 1000 urinals if someone else comes in who also wanna shit you hear them walk in stand there awkwardly and then just leave or wash their hands and leave SO SAD! LET HIM SHIT

[nerd-al-lado]

long time no draw here's some silly sona doodles i used on my music playlists :)

[fieryartemisproductions]

looks so ideal

Feeling major wanderlust vibes with this photo... looks so ideal.

[halfapersob]

You're a genius

He absolutely would

y’know how everyone gives cuteguy a gun or a crossbow?? we’re all missing the Perfect weapon for him. a trident. thank you for coming to my tedtalk

[liiixsturniolos]

can you do one where matt is streaming with chris late at night reader is already asleep. Out of frustration he slams his hands on the desks and wakes up reader instaid of going back to sleep she gets up and sleeps on his lap and chat explodes about how cute they are thank youuu

LOVE THIS IDEA!!

⊹₊ ⋆ my baby ⊹₊ ⋆

Warnings: just fluff!

^ Matt and Chris are streaming on Twitch, playing fortnite:

"Oh my god! Matt bro, fucking move!" Chris yells.

"I'm litterly on the other side of the map, dude." Matt shouts back.

"Fuck! He's gonna kill me. Matt help!" Chris screams.

"I'm trying to shoot him chill!" Matt screams back.

"Fuck! I died!" Chris shrieks and slams his fist against his desk.

You wake up and look around, dazed and confused, still half asleep. You shuffle to the end of the bed and stand up.

"Oh shit, sorry baby." Chris says to you, when he sees you're awake.

You yawn and sigh, and climb up onto his lap.

"Y/n what're you doin'?" He asks

"Sleeping here." You reply.

He chuckles, "Oh, okay."

Your face is nuzzled into his neck, your arms are wrapped around his waist, and you're sat on his lap. You can feel the warmth of his body and hear his heartbeat. You snuggle further up onto him and hug him tighter.

He smiles down at you and brushes a strand of hair behind your ear, rubbing his thumb across the side of your face to help you sleep.

"I'm so sorry I woke you up, my baby." He whispers.

"It's okay." You mutter.

His pc starts beeping. He looks up to see the chat going insane. There are hundreds of comments a minute.

"Damn." He giggles, "You guys think we're cute?" He laughs again.

You let out a soft, sleepy giggle, looking up to read all the chat messages about you guys. Then you lay back down and let him rub his thumb against your face. While your eyes flutter closed and you fall peacefully back asleep.

tysm for reading, and please keep leaving requests in my inbox for me to write! please also consider I'm a new writer, so this may not be great, but I tried my best!

Comment if you wanna be added to my taglist!

[animeyanderelover]

Request: Nsfw Hc's for Hannah Annafellows from Black Butler?

Tw: Yandere themes, Nsfw, possessive behavior, obsession, isolation, Stockholm syndrome, sadism, dub-con, manipulation, corruption kink, dacryphilia, blood kink, face-sitting, afab reader

Taglist: @lovley-valentine7@leveyani@chxxz

Nsfw Hc's

GIF by natsuki208

🟣​Hannah is all about the sweet manipulation, all about entrapping her darling until they are dependent on her, obsessed with her. Your own obsession could never compare to her own feelings of course as she, a creature of darkness and evil, feels something that goes beyond what humans commonly refer to as 'love'. Only after she has turned you into a demon would you be able to understand the full extent of her feelings for you. She'll take her time though to enjoy your humanity for as long as she can. As submissive and gentle as Hannah may appear to be she is a demon through and through, possessive over her human mate and biblically viewed as a sinful creature who tempts humans to abandon their virtue and join the hellish crusade, undeniably the sexual aspect of this relationship is something that will eventually cross your way one way or another. She does not violently force herself on you though, instaid waiting until she has wrapped you just enough around her fingers for her to coax and sweet-talk you into letting her show you just how much she adores you whilst the best you can give her is weak protest before you submit to her.

🟣​Known for being a species that greatly enjoys corrupting the hearts and minds of the common humans, Hannah finds herself finding her own pleasure in this aspect just as much. Especially if she senses that you are still unclaimed and still a virgin would she find herself on a more feral side during your first time, her dead heart thrilled as she rips away your innocence from you, taints and claims you all for herself. She'd be ever so slightly displeasured if she were to figure out that her darling is no virgin and has been claimed by someone before as the innocence of her mate would have been something precious she would have loved to devour. That primal resentment that something that should have only belonged to her got taken away subtly shows itself in the reveal of her more sadistic side during your first time together, in her more feral and possessive manner as she decides to erase every trace of them from your body as well as your mind until only she remains.

🟣​Every time the both of you do the dirty deed the demon lady slowly reveals more and more of her true nature and her desires to you. That sweet, nurturing and almost motherly facade of her slowly fades as you get more and more glimpses of her feral, sadistic and starving nature. Her praises are poisoned honey that she feeds you, her words admiring and adoring with a tinge of condescendence in it all. You are her everything yet you are ultimately still a human. Terribly weak and frail, gone in the blink of an eye for someone who has haunted the world for as long as she did. You helpless little thing need her. Every time you are laying beneath her she whispers those manipulative words in your ears and against your lips, forces you to admit it to her as she plunges you into orgasm after orgasm with her tongue, her mouth, her fingers, her hands. She feeds on your release, her tongue greedily devouring it all as her eyes turn for a split second magenta. It may not keep her satiated like the souls of people do but she still finds herself indulging in the taste of your growing adoration for her.

🟣​If you thought of her as a modest woman you should think again. She relishes in tormenting her darling just enough for the tears to swim in your eyes and your skin to start tingling in shame and fear. Sacred activities that were once restricted to the bedroom slowly get taken outside where the potential risk for other people to walk in is much higher. The scent of fresh night air and flowers, the grass your only cover as she fucks you in the fields where families normally have a picnic and children play around. A side street next to a normally busy main road as you are forced to stand on wobbly legs, supported by her hands on your hip as she kneels in front of you with her tongue deep inside your moist pussy. Every sound and embarrassed plea you make, voicing your fear of being caught only has her prolonging the process, drawing your anticipated climax out until you start begging her to finally make you cum. With her extraordinary senses she would never let someone else see you like this, a sight that should only be reflected in her demonic eyes. You don't need to know that though.

🟣​She provides you with great, albeit guilty, pleasure and soon it is your turn to give her some too. After all you would want to keep your lover happy as well, wouldn't you? Hannah loves the sight of you between her legs, loves watching you as you eagerly and sloppily lap at her pussy juices, desperate to provide her with the same pleasure she always has you experiencing. She is much more composed though as she pats your head, encourages you to keep going over and over again. Her own libido, whilst mostly controlled, is quite high so she can cum around your fingers and tongue for hours and still desire more as she coaxes you into spending hours pleasuring her and will by the end still be less exhausted than you are. Her warm praise means more to you though than your exhaustion as she lays you against her large chest and lets you rest there. Especially her heat will drain you as long as you are still human, her juices staining your chin and the hair of her cunt tickling your nose as she sits on your face, her eyes flashing magenta far more often than normally as you are enslaved by her and forced to pleasure her until the worst is over.

🟣​The taste of your blood is yet another bodily fluid of yours that she dines on. There are bite marks where her sharp canines cut through your skin and revealed the red, delicious liquid to her taste buds, the force of her bite always purposefully more painful to draw that painful groan from you. Your body is by the end always covered with purple lipstick and multiple bite marks all littering your body as if you were an empty canvas waiting to be filled with her love. Pleasure can quickly turn to sexual torture though if you were to displease Hannah. Brats need to be reprimanded and Hannah does so by some serious edging, getting beneath your layers of clothing multiple times a day only to leave you on the brink of an orgasm every time before returning to her duties until your underwear is soaked and your pussy clenches around the painful emptiness where her fingers or her tongue should be. Hannah can keep this up for days until you come crawling to her and promise that from now on you will behave yourself before she finally pushes you into sweet release.

[j-s-archivist]

Avatar of the corruption but instaid of being filled with bugs or something they are filled with shrimp

🐑

That’s not…a shrimp…?

[glittershark46]

My EAH oc, Orea Elysium. The daughter of Orpheus. She is a freshman at Ever After High and she is nervous about her destiny. She is very passionate about romcoms and runs a popular fanfiction blog. She is friends with Cupid and Rosabella. She ultimately decides she doesn’t want to follow her destiny, instaid prioritizing herself over love.

[onlyinitforthefandoms]

going back in the goncharov rabbithole

anyways what were your favorite scenes??

i loved the scene after the little girl stole katyas pearl necklace and sofia let katya borrow hers instaid of letting the kid die

especially with the pearl necklace symbolism in the story

[catsevndtif]

Call me a broken mirror the way I have bad luck and THINGS KEEP GOING WRONG FOR ME I CANT TAKE IT IM GOING TO SCREAM

[romancedream]

There is just no correct way to be a man anymore...

He was damned no Metter what he did...

The only thing I didn't see coming was @netflix dropping him from the show... 😡

Convicting him of crimes he never committed.

All of his problems could have been solved if he kept his job.

Instaid, they had to give all the losers on the internet the power to destroy his life 😡

[bullet-clubs-bitch]

Hi are requests open for Christian Cage? Can I request a fluff one where he and female reader just have a lazy day? Preferably 2000s long haired Christian if that’s okay!! Thank youuu <3

Rest Day

Christian Cage X Fem Reader

Christian Caga Masterlist Main Masterlist

An: Of course! My Christian Cage Requests are always open! I also love the early 2000s so I had fun writing this one. I made this while rotting away in bed like a sick victorian child instaid of going to work today, whoops. Anyways, I hope you enjoy!

Summary: Being two of the biggest wrestlers in the world ment constantly being on the road. It was exausing but rewarding. In the rare ocasions you had a day off all you wanted to do was lie in bed and do nothing.

Christian and I had been on the road for the past four weeks. That’s a whole month being away from home. Normally Christian and myself wouldn't take four straight weeks of bookings but it meant that we would get a whole four days at home between Smackdown and Raw. Four days off back to back alone was worth the four straight weeks of hell. 

The moment I stepped through the front door I felt relaxed. The weight of the wrestling world would be lifted off my shoulders for the next four days. I couldn't help but collapse the floor, the cool tile on my face was refreshing. “You alright?” Christian asked concerned “I’m so happy we’re home!” I told him “I know, me too but I need you to help me with the rest of the bags in the car” he said laughing at my sprawled out self on the floor. 

Once all of our things were put away I had a hot shower where I let my thoughts fade. I had four whole days off. I know that doesn’t sound like much but when you are a wrestler it’s a miracle to have four whole days off in a row. 

When I got out of the shower I was greeted with the familiar blond who I was lucky enough to call my boyfriend. “I can’t believe we have four whole days off Y/n!” “I know, all I want to do is just sleep. We can spend the next four days rotting in bed ""I can’t wait to just do nothing” Christian told me. “How about we go to Blockbuster and get some new movies to rent?” Christian asked. How could I pass up that? “Can we get snacks?” I asked “Of course!” “Deal” 

Our four days off consisted of watching movies, sleeping in till noon and dancing around the house listening to different records and Cds. I know it doesn’t sound like much but to us it was everything. There was just something about spending all night watching TV with your boyfriend eating ice cream knowing you don’t have to hop on a plane in the morning. 

[cringesys]

uh uh uh cringe system culture is having multiple pokemon introjects talking as if pokemon where real irl like referencing pokemon deitys instaid of saying "oh god" and it rubbed off on so many of us that its practically a collective thing now and atp we are just doing it for fun because it makes us happy :3 (massive pokemon spinterest)

-🦷🦴 (can we grab this signoff?)

Well that's not hurting anyone, and if that doesn't make you dissociate more or think that real real pokemons exist to the point of maladaptive it's a good happy thing

We also have some introjects that reference things of their source when saying phrases like "oh god" and it's so fun

(Yes you can!)

[existencebringsonlypain]

does literally anyone else say "dad gummit" instaid of "god damn it" or it that exclusively a my mom thing