#instaid

[mymemorieswerestolenbythelonely]

Really sad right now so im doing a little self care aka not doing self care and just looking at the funny little queers on tumblr

[3twindragons]

@vitaminpops

[eelmachine]

men bathrooms ar always sooooo sad ti me cos im shittin and cos theres only one stall and 1000 urinals if someone else comes in who also wanna shit you hear them walk in stand there awkwardly and then just leave or wash their hands and leave SO SAD! LET HIM SHIT

[fieryartemisproductions]

looks so ideal

Feeling major wanderlust vibes with this photo... looks so ideal.

[halfapersob]

You're a genius

He absolutely would

y’know how everyone gives cuteguy a gun or a crossbow?? we’re all missing the Perfect weapon for him. a trident. thank you for coming to my tedtalk

[liiixsturniolos]

can you do one where matt is streaming with chris late at night reader is already asleep. Out of frustration he slams his hands on the desks and wakes up reader instaid of going back to sleep she gets up and sleeps on his lap and chat explodes about how cute they are thank youuu

LOVE THIS IDEA!!

⊹₊ ⋆ my baby ⊹₊ ⋆

Warnings: just fluff!

^ Matt and Chris are streaming on Twitch, playing fortnite:

"Oh my god! Matt bro, fucking move!" Chris yells.

"I'm litterly on the other side of the map, dude." Matt shouts back.

"Fuck! He's gonna kill me. Matt help!" Chris screams.

"I'm trying to shoot him chill!" Matt screams back.

"Fuck! I died!" Chris shrieks and slams his fist against his desk.

You wake up and look around, dazed and confused, still half asleep. You shuffle to the end of the bed and stand up.

"Oh shit, sorry baby." Chris says to you, when he sees you're awake.

You yawn and sigh, and climb up onto his lap.

"Y/n what're you doin'?" He asks

"Sleeping here." You reply.

He chuckles, "Oh, okay."

Your face is nuzzled into his neck, your arms are wrapped around his waist, and you're sat on his lap. You can feel the warmth of his body and hear his heartbeat. You snuggle further up onto him and hug him tighter.

He smiles down at you and brushes a strand of hair behind your ear, rubbing his thumb across the side of your face to help you sleep.

"I'm so sorry I woke you up, my baby." He whispers.

"It's okay." You mutter.

His pc starts beeping. He looks up to see the chat going insane. There are hundreds of comments a minute.

"Damn." He giggles, "You guys think we're cute?" He laughs again.

You let out a soft, sleepy giggle, looking up to read all the chat messages about you guys. Then you lay back down and let him rub his thumb against your face. While your eyes flutter closed and you fall peacefully back asleep.

tysm for reading, and please keep leaving requests in my inbox for me to write! please also consider I'm a new writer, so this may not be great, but I tried my best!

Comment if you wanna be added to my taglist!

[animeyanderelover]

Request: Nsfw Hc's for Hannah Annafellows from Black Butler?

Tw: Yandere themes, Nsfw, possessive behavior, obsession, isolation, Stockholm syndrome, sadism, dub-con, manipulation, corruption kink, dacryphilia, blood kink, face-sitting, afab reader

Taglist: @lovley-valentine7@leveyani@chxxz

Nsfw Hc's

GIF by natsuki208

🟣​Hannah is all about the sweet manipulation, all about entrapping her darling until they are dependent on her, obsessed with her. Your own obsession could never compare to her own feelings of course as she, a creature of darkness and evil, feels something that goes beyond what humans commonly refer to as 'love'. Only after she has turned you into a demon would you be able to understand the full extent of her feelings for you. She'll take her time though to enjoy your humanity for as long as she can. As submissive and gentle as Hannah may appear to be she is a demon through and through, possessive over her human mate and biblically viewed as a sinful creature who tempts humans to abandon their virtue and join the hellish crusade, undeniably the sexual aspect of this relationship is something that will eventually cross your way one way or another. She does not violently force herself on you though, instaid waiting until she has wrapped you just enough around her fingers for her to coax and sweet-talk you into letting her show you just how much she adores you whilst the best you can give her is weak protest before you submit to her.

🟣​Known for being a species that greatly enjoys corrupting the hearts and minds of the common humans, Hannah finds herself finding her own pleasure in this aspect just as much. Especially if she senses that you are still unclaimed and still a virgin would she find herself on a more feral side during your first time, her dead heart thrilled as she rips away your innocence from you, taints and claims you all for herself. She'd be ever so slightly displeasured if she were to figure out that her darling is no virgin and has been claimed by someone before as the innocence of her mate would have been something precious she would have loved to devour. That primal resentment that something that should have only belonged to her got taken away subtly shows itself in the reveal of her more sadistic side during your first time together, in her more feral and possessive manner as she decides to erase every trace of them from your body as well as your mind until only she remains.

🟣​Every time the both of you do the dirty deed the demon lady slowly reveals more and more of her true nature and her desires to you. That sweet, nurturing and almost motherly facade of her slowly fades as you get more and more glimpses of her feral, sadistic and starving nature. Her praises are poisoned honey that she feeds you, her words admiring and adoring with a tinge of condescendence in it all. You are her everything yet you are ultimately still a human. Terribly weak and frail, gone in the blink of an eye for someone who has haunted the world for as long as she did. You helpless little thing need her. Every time you are laying beneath her she whispers those manipulative words in your ears and against your lips, forces you to admit it to her as she plunges you into orgasm after orgasm with her tongue, her mouth, her fingers, her hands. She feeds on your release, her tongue greedily devouring it all as her eyes turn for a split second magenta. It may not keep her satiated like the souls of people do but she still finds herself indulging in the taste of your growing adoration for her.

🟣​If you thought of her as a modest woman you should think again. She relishes in tormenting her darling just enough for the tears to swim in your eyes and your skin to start tingling in shame and fear. Sacred activities that were once restricted to the bedroom slowly get taken outside where the potential risk for other people to walk in is much higher. The scent of fresh night air and flowers, the grass your only cover as she fucks you in the fields where families normally have a picnic and children play around. A side street next to a normally busy main road as you are forced to stand on wobbly legs, supported by her hands on your hip as she kneels in front of you with her tongue deep inside your moist pussy. Every sound and embarrassed plea you make, voicing your fear of being caught only has her prolonging the process, drawing your anticipated climax out until you start begging her to finally make you cum. With her extraordinary senses she would never let someone else see you like this, a sight that should only be reflected in her demonic eyes. You don't need to know that though.

🟣​She provides you with great, albeit guilty, pleasure and soon it is your turn to give her some too. After all you would want to keep your lover happy as well, wouldn't you? Hannah loves the sight of you between her legs, loves watching you as you eagerly and sloppily lap at her pussy juices, desperate to provide her with the same pleasure she always has you experiencing. She is much more composed though as she pats your head, encourages you to keep going over and over again. Her own libido, whilst mostly controlled, is quite high so she can cum around your fingers and tongue for hours and still desire more as she coaxes you into spending hours pleasuring her and will by the end still be less exhausted than you are. Her warm praise means more to you though than your exhaustion as she lays you against her large chest and lets you rest there. Especially her heat will drain you as long as you are still human, her juices staining your chin and the hair of her cunt tickling your nose as she sits on your face, her eyes flashing magenta far more often than normally as you are enslaved by her and forced to pleasure her until the worst is over.

🟣​The taste of your blood is yet another bodily fluid of yours that she dines on. There are bite marks where her sharp canines cut through your skin and revealed the red, delicious liquid to her taste buds, the force of her bite always purposefully more painful to draw that painful groan from you. Your body is by the end always covered with purple lipstick and multiple bite marks all littering your body as if you were an empty canvas waiting to be filled with her love. Pleasure can quickly turn to sexual torture though if you were to displease Hannah. Brats need to be reprimanded and Hannah does so by some serious edging, getting beneath your layers of clothing multiple times a day only to leave you on the brink of an orgasm every time before returning to her duties until your underwear is soaked and your pussy clenches around the painful emptiness where her fingers or her tongue should be. Hannah can keep this up for days until you come crawling to her and promise that from now on you will behave yourself before she finally pushes you into sweet release.

[j-s-archivist]

Avatar of the corruption but instaid of being filled with bugs or something they are filled with shrimp

🐑

That’s not…a shrimp…?

[onlyinitforthefandoms]

going back in the goncharov rabbithole

anyways what were your favorite scenes??

i loved the scene after the little girl stole katyas pearl necklace and sofia let katya borrow hers instaid of letting the kid die

especially with the pearl necklace symbolism in the story

[romancedream]

There is just no correct way to be a man anymore...

He was damned no Metter what he did...

The only thing I didn't see coming was @netflix dropping him from the show... 😡

Convicting him of crimes he never committed.

All of his problems could have been solved if he kept his job.

Instaid, they had to give all the losers on the internet the power to destroy his life 😡

[bullet-clubs-bitch]

Hi are requests open for Christian Cage? Can I request a fluff one where he and female reader just have a lazy day? Preferably 2000s long haired Christian if that’s okay!! Thank youuu <3

Rest Day

Christian Cage X Fem Reader

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An: Of course! My Christian Cage Requests are always open! I also love the early 2000s so I had fun writing this one. I made this while rotting away in bed like a sick victorian child instaid of going to work today, whoops. Anyways, I hope you enjoy!

Summary: Being two of the biggest wrestlers in the world ment constantly being on the road. It was exausing but rewarding. In the rare ocasions you had a day off all you wanted to do was lie in bed and do nothing.

Christian and I had been on the road for the past four weeks. That’s a whole month being away from home. Normally Christian and myself wouldn't take four straight weeks of bookings but it meant that we would get a whole four days at home between Smackdown and Raw. Four days off back to back alone was worth the four straight weeks of hell. 

The moment I stepped through the front door I felt relaxed. The weight of the wrestling world would be lifted off my shoulders for the next four days. I couldn't help but collapse the floor, the cool tile on my face was refreshing. “You alright?” Christian asked concerned “I’m so happy we’re home!” I told him “I know, me too but I need you to help me with the rest of the bags in the car” he said laughing at my sprawled out self on the floor. 

Once all of our things were put away I had a hot shower where I let my thoughts fade. I had four whole days off. I know that doesn’t sound like much but when you are a wrestler it’s a miracle to have four whole days off in a row. 

When I got out of the shower I was greeted with the familiar blond who I was lucky enough to call my boyfriend. “I can’t believe we have four whole days off Y/n!” “I know, all I want to do is just sleep. We can spend the next four days rotting in bed ""I can’t wait to just do nothing” Christian told me. “How about we go to Blockbuster and get some new movies to rent?” Christian asked. How could I pass up that? “Can we get snacks?” I asked “Of course!” “Deal” 

Our four days off consisted of watching movies, sleeping in till noon and dancing around the house listening to different records and Cds. I know it doesn’t sound like much but to us it was everything. There was just something about spending all night watching TV with your boyfriend eating ice cream knowing you don’t have to hop on a plane in the morning. 

[mymemorieswerestolenbythelonely]

Call me a broken mirror the way I have bad luck and THINGS KEEP GOING WRONG FOR ME I CANT TAKE IT IM GOING TO SCREAM

[i-am-the-crab]

Hey, friend. You look like you need to smile :)

Have you smiled yet today? It looks much better on you than that blank, neutral, evil expression that most people have on most of the time.

-@smileinc :)

OR INSTAID OF SMILING I CAN DO THIS

*steals your eyes*

[kairoriak]

I have been thinking , what about a miraculous ladybug au where instaid of being teens they are actually in their 19-23or so and instead of a school setting they are at the University and they deal with real young adults problems

Maybe here Kim didn't prank Marinett in the pool but now he is like her toxic ex boyfriend who broke her heart and self confidence so she moved back with her parents and she feels like a looser but she need to get her shit together because she needs good grades at the University so she won't loose her fashion designer scholarship also she doesn't wanna worry her parents since she is supouse to be an adult so she try to deal with it by herself.

Gabriel and Adrian have a worst relationship because gab blames Adrian for Emily's death but at the same time he kinda still love his Senti son so he gave him mixed signals and no emotional estability or support and maybe Adrian is done with that shit so instaid of Nathalie trying to convince form going to school in origenes she is actually trying to convince him from moving out of the mansion but Adrian is done and cut all of the contact with his father and Nathalie , their conversations would be like :

Nathalie : Adrian he loves you he just doesn't know how to show it and it have been a hard time since your mother-

and Adrian interrupt her

Adrian : Don't bring that argument again it work when I was 14 but it have been 5 years Nathalie if he love me so much why he is not here oh wait maybe because he is too busy locked in his studio like every dinner, birthday party and Christmas evening ,

well I'm done he wanted a perfect son I was the perfect son ,he wanted me to be a famous model I was a famous model I was everything he ever wanted but anything seem to be enough he can't be upset for mom forever or maybe he can but I can't be waiting for him forever so now once in my life I'm going to do what I want instaid of what he want me to do

Adrián moving and cutting contact with his father is what detonates Gabriel to us the miraculous of the butterfly and his whole thing of bring Emily back so he could fix his family he kinda spent all of these years trying to fix to peacock and find the butterfly miraculous but he didn't get it until now

So like in the movie tiki and plagg feel the evil coming so they choose Mari and Adrian to be ladybug and chat noir

Mari would risk her life to save another without thinking twice so Tiki will choose her also she is a creative girl who create a lot of things by her self like her fashions designs all of her clothes and tons of others things like in the series

Plagg would choose Adrian in a similar way

Tiki would help marinett to be more confidence and at stand up like marinett so she get over Kim and plagg would help Adrian to discover who he really is and what he want in life

Also Marinett and Cloe would be like fashion students rivals instaid of bully and victim because in real life there's no way they would have attended to the same high school , so Mari is the broke fashion wanna be girl and Cloe is the rich girl with experience in the matter but Cloe won't study anything related to design maybe she study marketing or something more related to the public imagen and rentability of the product idk something like that

so Cloe won't take marinett seriously at first maybe she didn't even remember her name and call her Marietta María Inés, Mariana a but never Marinett until she show up her abilities and potencial and maybe she impress Cloe's mom so she became cloe's rival, besides Sabrina is now Cloe secret girlfriend because she can't ruin her parents reputation with something like being openly gay so she need to be careful in how she behaves in public so she is not so nasty and annoying like in the series

Also gab didn't make his stupid villan speech in the Eiffel tower with a ton of akumas so there is a serious debate in Paris about who is the real hero and who is the real villan and Alya and Cloe where both saved by lady in orgienes so Alya and the ladyblog are more important because she has recordings of everything I first person but also because she was there when everything happend and she know that if it wasn't for ladybug she won't be here anyloger so her mision is show the world ladybug and chat noir are the real heroes

And Cloe would convince her Father that Lady bug saved her and the police can't deal with the akumas (bullet's doesn't work on them ) so they should let lady and Chat faced the situation but this also put a lot of public and political pressure on lady and chat

[majorproblems77]

For the WIP ask game: Soup is the window to the soul

👀👀👀

YES YES YES

So if you've read some of my other works you may know of one called Homesick. The chain is in Winds Hyrule and Sky and Time have a heart-to-heart cause Sky is feeling homesick. (It's quite an old work. now)

It's the pt2 - I never spoke of a continuation, but there it is :D

Now, there's a possibility that I take what I've got for that and put it into another work instaid and restart.

But this one, is basically a straight follow-on. They get wild to help them and they spend the story trying to make pumpkin soup that Sky will recognise from home, having never tried the pumpkin soup. And only having vague descriptions of the chosen.

Its fluffy, it's shenanigans, it's just great.

[halfapersob]

I read the first songbird part

I am very intrigued. But ofcource, instaid of finishing reading jt I decided to draw.

@mochiwrites