#instaid

[catsevndtif]

Really sad right now so im doing a little self care aka not doing self care and just looking at the funny little queers on tumblr

[3twindragons]

@vitaminpops

[eelmachine]

men bathrooms ar always sooooo sad ti me cos im shittin and cos theres only one stall and 1000 urinals if someone else comes in who also wanna shit you hear them walk in stand there awkwardly and then just leave or wash their hands and leave SO SAD! LET HIM SHIT

[nerd-al-lado]

long time no draw here's some silly sona doodles i used on my music playlists :)

[fieryartemisproductions]

looks so ideal

Feeling major wanderlust vibes with this photo... looks so ideal.

[halfapersob]

You're a genius

He absolutely would

y’know how everyone gives cuteguy a gun or a crossbow?? we’re all missing the Perfect weapon for him. a trident. thank you for coming to my tedtalk

[liiixsturniolos]

can you do one where matt is streaming with chris late at night reader is already asleep. Out of frustration he slams his hands on the desks and wakes up reader instaid of going back to sleep she gets up and sleeps on his lap and chat explodes about how cute they are thank youuu

LOVE THIS IDEA!!

⊹₊ ⋆ my baby ⊹₊ ⋆

Warnings: just fluff!

^ Matt and Chris are streaming on Twitch, playing fortnite:

"Oh my god! Matt bro, fucking move!" Chris yells.

"I'm litterly on the other side of the map, dude." Matt shouts back.

"Fuck! He's gonna kill me. Matt help!" Chris screams.

"I'm trying to shoot him chill!" Matt screams back.

"Fuck! I died!" Chris shrieks and slams his fist against his desk.

You wake up and look around, dazed and confused, still half asleep. You shuffle to the end of the bed and stand up.

"Oh shit, sorry baby." Chris says to you, when he sees you're awake.

You yawn and sigh, and climb up onto his lap.

"Y/n what're you doin'?" He asks

"Sleeping here." You reply.

He chuckles, "Oh, okay."

Your face is nuzzled into his neck, your arms are wrapped around his waist, and you're sat on his lap. You can feel the warmth of his body and hear his heartbeat. You snuggle further up onto him and hug him tighter.

He smiles down at you and brushes a strand of hair behind your ear, rubbing his thumb across the side of your face to help you sleep.

"I'm so sorry I woke you up, my baby." He whispers.

"It's okay." You mutter.

His pc starts beeping. He looks up to see the chat going insane. There are hundreds of comments a minute.

"Damn." He giggles, "You guys think we're cute?" He laughs again.

You let out a soft, sleepy giggle, looking up to read all the chat messages about you guys. Then you lay back down and let him rub his thumb against your face. While your eyes flutter closed and you fall peacefully back asleep.

tysm for reading, and please keep leaving requests in my inbox for me to write! please also consider I'm a new writer, so this may not be great, but I tried my best!

Comment if you wanna be added to my taglist!

[animeyanderelover]

Request: Nsfw Hc's for Hannah Annafellows from Black Butler?

Tw: Yandere themes, Nsfw, possessive behavior, obsession, isolation, Stockholm syndrome, sadism, dub-con, manipulation, corruption kink, dacryphilia, blood kink, face-sitting, afab reader

Taglist: @lovley-valentine7@leveyani@chxxz

Nsfw Hc's

GIF by natsuki208

🟣​Hannah is all about the sweet manipulation, all about entrapping her darling until they are dependent on her, obsessed with her. Your own obsession could never compare to her own feelings of course as she, a creature of darkness and evil, feels something that goes beyond what humans commonly refer to as 'love'. Only after she has turned you into a demon would you be able to understand the full extent of her feelings for you. She'll take her time though to enjoy your humanity for as long as she can. As submissive and gentle as Hannah may appear to be she is a demon through and through, possessive over her human mate and biblically viewed as a sinful creature who tempts humans to abandon their virtue and join the hellish crusade, undeniably the sexual aspect of this relationship is something that will eventually cross your way one way or another. She does not violently force herself on you though, instaid waiting until she has wrapped you just enough around her fingers for her to coax and sweet-talk you into letting her show you just how much she adores you whilst the best you can give her is weak protest before you submit to her.

🟣​Known for being a species that greatly enjoys corrupting the hearts and minds of the common humans, Hannah finds herself finding her own pleasure in this aspect just as much. Especially if she senses that you are still unclaimed and still a virgin would she find herself on a more feral side during your first time, her dead heart thrilled as she rips away your innocence from you, taints and claims you all for herself. She'd be ever so slightly displeasured if she were to figure out that her darling is no virgin and has been claimed by someone before as the innocence of her mate would have been something precious she would have loved to devour. That primal resentment that something that should have only belonged to her got taken away subtly shows itself in the reveal of her more sadistic side during your first time together, in her more feral and possessive manner as she decides to erase every trace of them from your body as well as your mind until only she remains.

🟣​Every time the both of you do the dirty deed the demon lady slowly reveals more and more of her true nature and her desires to you. That sweet, nurturing and almost motherly facade of her slowly fades as you get more and more glimpses of her feral, sadistic and starving nature. Her praises are poisoned honey that she feeds you, her words admiring and adoring with a tinge of condescendence in it all. You are her everything yet you are ultimately still a human. Terribly weak and frail, gone in the blink of an eye for someone who has haunted the world for as long as she did. You helpless little thing need her. Every time you are laying beneath her she whispers those manipulative words in your ears and against your lips, forces you to admit it to her as she plunges you into orgasm after orgasm with her tongue, her mouth, her fingers, her hands. She feeds on your release, her tongue greedily devouring it all as her eyes turn for a split second magenta. It may not keep her satiated like the souls of people do but she still finds herself indulging in the taste of your growing adoration for her.

🟣​If you thought of her as a modest woman you should think again. She relishes in tormenting her darling just enough for the tears to swim in your eyes and your skin to start tingling in shame and fear. Sacred activities that were once restricted to the bedroom slowly get taken outside where the potential risk for other people to walk in is much higher. The scent of fresh night air and flowers, the grass your only cover as she fucks you in the fields where families normally have a picnic and children play around. A side street next to a normally busy main road as you are forced to stand on wobbly legs, supported by her hands on your hip as she kneels in front of you with her tongue deep inside your moist pussy. Every sound and embarrassed plea you make, voicing your fear of being caught only has her prolonging the process, drawing your anticipated climax out until you start begging her to finally make you cum. With her extraordinary senses she would never let someone else see you like this, a sight that should only be reflected in her demonic eyes. You don't need to know that though.

🟣​She provides you with great, albeit guilty, pleasure and soon it is your turn to give her some too. After all you would want to keep your lover happy as well, wouldn't you? Hannah loves the sight of you between her legs, loves watching you as you eagerly and sloppily lap at her pussy juices, desperate to provide her with the same pleasure she always has you experiencing. She is much more composed though as she pats your head, encourages you to keep going over and over again. Her own libido, whilst mostly controlled, is quite high so she can cum around your fingers and tongue for hours and still desire more as she coaxes you into spending hours pleasuring her and will by the end still be less exhausted than you are. Her warm praise means more to you though than your exhaustion as she lays you against her large chest and lets you rest there. Especially her heat will drain you as long as you are still human, her juices staining your chin and the hair of her cunt tickling your nose as she sits on your face, her eyes flashing magenta far more often than normally as you are enslaved by her and forced to pleasure her until the worst is over.

🟣​The taste of your blood is yet another bodily fluid of yours that she dines on. There are bite marks where her sharp canines cut through your skin and revealed the red, delicious liquid to her taste buds, the force of her bite always purposefully more painful to draw that painful groan from you. Your body is by the end always covered with purple lipstick and multiple bite marks all littering your body as if you were an empty canvas waiting to be filled with her love. Pleasure can quickly turn to sexual torture though if you were to displease Hannah. Brats need to be reprimanded and Hannah does so by some serious edging, getting beneath your layers of clothing multiple times a day only to leave you on the brink of an orgasm every time before returning to her duties until your underwear is soaked and your pussy clenches around the painful emptiness where her fingers or her tongue should be. Hannah can keep this up for days until you come crawling to her and promise that from now on you will behave yourself before she finally pushes you into sweet release.

[j-s-archivist]

Avatar of the corruption but instaid of being filled with bugs or something they are filled with shrimp

🐑

That’s not…a shrimp…?

[glittershark46]

My EAH oc, Orea Elysium. The daughter of Orpheus. She is a freshman at Ever After High and she is nervous about her destiny. She is very passionate about romcoms and runs a popular fanfiction blog. She is friends with Cupid and Rosabella. She ultimately decides she doesn’t want to follow her destiny, instaid prioritizing herself over love.

[romancedream]

There is just no correct way to be a man anymore...

He was damned no Metter what he did...

The only thing I didn't see coming was @netflix dropping him from the show... 😡

Convicting him of crimes he never committed.

All of his problems could have been solved if he kept his job.

Instaid, they had to give all the losers on the internet the power to destroy his life 😡

[catsevndtif]

Call me a broken mirror the way I have bad luck and THINGS KEEP GOING WRONG FOR ME I CANT TAKE IT IM GOING TO SCREAM

[bullet-clubs-bitch]

can you please write something with Drilla Moloney and Fem Reader,

They are both dating but long distance due to Dan's Schedules in Japan and when Drilla came back home from an NJPW Show she's surprised him at his place in Japan and they share an loving shower together with some intimacy (can be light smut) and than curled up together in bed and cuddle a lot and he admits that he's thankful that she is always on his side no matter how far they are away from each other🖤

Zen

Drilla Moloney x Fem reader Main Masterlist

Warnings: Mentions of depression, alcohol, drugs, Oral (M&F receiving), face sitting, hand jobs, vunrable Dan, Mommy kink, cockwarming

Summary: A very vunrable Drilla Moloney is missing his girlfriend and is feeling quite down on himself. It gets to the point where his negative feelings scare his girlfriend so much that she flys all the way to Japan to check on him. What happens when she relises what he needs is for her to be in control and help him be zen.

An: Happy Bullet Club day to all who celebrate! This is my firs Drilla fic! Also I know the request said light smut but I got a bit carried away with myself, whoops. I've never wrote anything like this so I hope you enjoy it!

"I'm really struggling baby. I miss you so much, I wish you were here right now to hold me and tell me everything is going to be okay" It pained me to hear Dan like this. He always acted to tough, he was so strong, I knew he must be truly hurting for him to be admiting this to me. "I miss you too Danny. I know it's hard but this is your dream, as much as this pains me to say this, you have to stop worring about me all the time. I promise you it will all be worth it in the end" I tried my best to comfort him but there is only so much you can do on the phone. "I need you here with me" I didn't even recognize his voice on the other line. "I promise you will see me soon. I love you Dan, so much. I'm always going to be one call away. You can call me whenever you need to, even in the middle of the night"

To be completely honest that phone call with Dan scared the shit out of me. This was completely unlike him. For the first time, I was scared for his safety. I texted his best friend and tag team partner Clark Connors and asked him to keep an eye on him for me. I booked the first flight I could get to Japan and was going to surprise Dan. A last-minute flight across the world was expensive but he needed me and I needed him. The flight was long and hard but it would be worth it. When I arrived in Tokyo it was already late, I knew Dan had a show so he wouldn't get home for a few hours. In the meantime, I decided to make a nice dinner for when he got back. When I entered the apartment I was shocked at how messy it was. Piles of clothes on the floor, garbage everywhere. This wasn't like him. When I entered the bedroom I noticed a familiar scent but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. I looked around the room and noticed a bottle of perfume. It wasn't just any perfume but my perfume, I wore this perfume daily. The side of the bed where I would normally sleep was drenched in it. I didn't realise how bad it was.

Before I did anything else I knew I had to clean the appartment. It looked like a tornado went through the place. The first step to a calm mind is a clean space. I felt like I was suffocating and I had only been in the place for 30 minutes. Who knows how long Dan had been living like this? I coudn't tell which clothes were clean or dirty, everything was just thrown in piles across the room. I decided to throw everything in the wash along with the bed sheets, who doesn't like to come home to clean sheets after a hard day? Once I tackled that mess I moved to the kitchen. I don't know why I was expecting there to be food in the fridge. All I found was beer and a half empty box of pizza. I ended up ordering some food instaid, I didn't want to go grocery shopping and possibly miss him coming home.

Just as I was finishing putting on the clean sheets Dan was home. I didn't even have to say anything he just knew I was there. "Y/n?" I heard him call from the kitchen. "Surprise!" I yelled before jumping in his arms, gretting him with a kiss.

...........

I felt pathetic. I felt empty. I felt ashamed of myself for sounding so vunrable. I knew I scared Y/n when I called her on the phone, I knew I shoudn't have said anything but I just needed her to know. Long distance relationships of any kind are hard but they are even harder when you are on the other side of the world. I always missed Y/n but this time I felt like would die without her. Yes I know it's pathetic but she was my other half, she was my home, she was my everything. We normally didn't spend more than a month apart but this time it was three and I was starting to question if it was worth it. Looking around my appartment I saw how much of a dump it had become. Clothing everywhere, beer cans and pizza boxes scattered around the place. Y/n would be ashamed of me. This isn't like me, I'm actually a very organized person but for some reason I coudn't find it in me to clean up. I store up at the ceiling unable to sleep, god I missed her. I turned to find the bottle of perfume I bought. It was the same one Y/n wore. I know it sounds pathetic but when I coudn't sleep I would spray the pillows with her perfume so it was like she was there next to me. It wasn't the same but it worked. Nights like that I slept like a baby, clutching that pillow like my life depended on it.

....

As I was returning to my appartment from another gruling NJPW show I just felt it in my gut Y/n would be waiting for me. As I turned my key in the door I could feel her energy in the room. "Y/n?" I called out, wondering if my mind was playing a cruel joke on me. "Supprise!" she yelled, jumping in my arms to welcome me with a kiss. "What are you doing here?!" I asked in disbelief. "I told you that whenever you need me I will be right there by your side. I know your hurting Danny, let me help you" she told me softly as she wiped away the tears that fell from my face. I didn't even know I was crying. I held her close to me, scared I was halucinating but Y/n really was there.

"You have no idea how much it means to me that you are here right now. I'm loosing my mind without you" "It's okay, I'm here now. Let me take care of you. How about a nice hot shower? You smell like beer and weed" I gently placed y/n down and let her lead me to the shower. As I made my way into the bedroom I noticed she had cleaned the whole apartment. "You did all this?" I asked her in disbelief "What did I do to deserve you" she smiled at my words. Y/n turned on the shower and I let her strip me of my clothing. She knew how vunrable I was so she took her time, being careful with me.

I then watched her strip infront of me painfully slow. She knew what she was doing. "Danny, can you help me with these?" Y/n asked with big doe eyes. I felt mesmerized by her. I coudn't help but blush, I felt nervous. With shaky hands I removed her bra and took off her panties. I was now on my knees infront of her, I looked up at her like a lost puppy. She knew what I needed, I needed her to be in control this time. I could feel myself growing harder by the moment, the anticipation was killing me. "I know you want to" Y/n said admring me kneeling before her. "I need you" I wispered out "Tell me what you want baby, use your words" "I need to taste you" I didn't even recognize my own voice with how pathetic I sounded. "I need you to cum on my face mommy" I saw the expression on Y/n's face turn from one of lust to one of horror. "What did you just call me?" She asked shocked. I didn't mean to call her mommy, it just fell out. I didn't know what to say. Y/n bent down to meet my gaze. She gently grabbed my face between her hands. "I asked you a question. What did you just call me?" I really did call her mommy by mistake but I couldn't deny that I was getting more turned on my the second. "Mommy, I called you mommy" I told her pathticly. "You want mommy to cum on your face? You want to taste me?" "Yes please" "Very well"

I stil coudn't believe this was happening. 48 hrs ago I was deep in thought about how much I missed Y/n and here I am eating her out on the bathroom floor. I missed the way she tasted, I missed the sweet sounds she would make when I made her cum. I was rough, I was sloopy with her. I was always a rough pussy eater, she just tasted so good I needed to feel her harder. I was drunk on her sweetness. I could feel she was close by the way she pulsated around my tongue and how her thighs began to tremble. It took everything not to cum myself. I held her thighs close as she started to grind on my face. She played with her breast, rolling her sensitive nipples through her fingers as she came. I welcomed the familuar wave of pressure and sweet taste and made sure to lap up every drop of her sweetness.

I was in pure bliss. I was pussy drunk. Y/n helped me off the floor and into the shower. By this point I was rock hard, precm spilling from my dick. I was on the brink of cumming. My mind was scrambled but I could see the devious look on Y/n's face. She washed my body with soap and massaged my sore mucsles. She made her way from the top of my body to the bottom. This time she knelt below me. "Look at this pore thing. Does it hurt?" she asked, refering to my erection. "Do you want me to take care of it baby?" All I could do was nood in agreement, something she did not like. She squeezed my dick rather hard. "Words, I need words baby. Tell me does it hurt? Do you need mommy to help you with this? Do you need me to massage your poor angry cock? Kiss it better?" Her words were killing me, this new mommy thing was driving me insane. "Please mommy, I beg you" I heald myself up against the wall, trying not to colapse as she began to leave a trail of kisses and kitten licks along my shaft. She teased my tip, licking the precum. Then she took me whole in her mouth. I coudn't help the moans spill from my mouth as she bobbed her head around my cock. I was close, so close and she knew it. I cried out in agony as she pulled out right as I was about to cum. "I want you to cum on my tits" she said seductivly. She then used two hands to jerk me off, squeezing my dick hard and rough as I came. I watched in awe as rope after rope of my thick seed panted her breasts. It took everything in me to keep me standing.

The two of us then shared a comfortable scilence as we washed the other off in she shower lovingly. I turned off the shower and wrapped Y/n in a fluffy towel, holding her close to me. Once we dried off and got dressed the two of us ate takeout food in bed. "You have no idea how much I needed this" I confessed "I'm glad you're feeling better. I missed you so much Dan" "I missed you too love. I can't believe you're actually here!" "I promise you that I am always going to be here for you no matter what. Even if we are across the world I will always be one text, one phone call, one plane ride away. Whenever you need me I will be there" What did I do to deserve this woman. I was head over heels in love with her. When I was with y/n all my problems disappeared, all my insicurities faded. She was my home, she was my light source, she was my everything. I felt safe whenever we were together, I felt even safer when I was inside her.

The way we fit together was truly magic. We were one person, we were made for each other. I don't know what I did to deserve such a perfect partner. That night I had the best sleep of my life, I felt complete. I looked at Y/n wish such love as she slept on my chest, my cock buried inside her. I wished everynight could be like and was sad when I remembered it coudn't. But this is now and I need to enjoy this week I have with her. We are finally together once again and I promised myself I would do anything to keep it that way.

"I love you so much Y/n. I can't wait to marry you. Sweet dreams my angel"

[cringesys]

uh uh uh cringe system culture is having multiple pokemon introjects talking as if pokemon where real irl like referencing pokemon deitys instaid of saying "oh god" and it rubbed off on so many of us that its practically a collective thing now and atp we are just doing it for fun because it makes us happy :3 (massive pokemon spinterest)

-🦷🦴 (can we grab this signoff?)

Well that's not hurting anyone, and if that doesn't make you dissociate more or think that real real pokemons exist to the point of maladaptive it's a good happy thing

We also have some introjects that reference things of their source when saying phrases like "oh god" and it's so fun

(Yes you can!)

[existencebringsonlypain]

does literally anyone else say "dad gummit" instaid of "god damn it" or it that exclusively a my mom thing

[onlyinitforthefandoms]

if you could switch any member of the seven with another character in the series who would you pick and who would you remove? (hope this makes sense lol)

OH OH UHHH I WOUDL WANT WILL INDTAID OF FRANK OR RACHEL INSTAID OF JASON