#instahoes

[tufboy02]

【男の料理】３月２０日月曜日の夕食と夜勤のお弁当🍱 ・ 夕食：うどん（わかめ、卵🥚） ・ 🍱：角煮🐷ブロッコリー🥦ミニトマト🍅味噌汁、ご飯に角煮の煮汁ぶっかけ、梅干し⭐️

[biarritzzz]

"Gender non conforming butch lesbian"

You are dressed in a boring t-shirt, a boring pair of jeans and wear boring sneakers. Exactly like 90% of women. You are completely ordinary.

Stop making homosexuality into a political statement, it's a neutral sexual orientation.

Comparing yourself to Dubai Instahoes when most women aren't in fact Barbie Doll tradwives. Time to log off.

[sexymase]

Well he’s trying to keep her a secret by only following with his priv while he follows & liking other girls on the main.

Again... this isn't being secretive. Just private. He'll know the attention and hate she'll get if he follows her on his public.

If I were her, I'd rather be on his private Insta and all the instahoes on his public account. He shows he trusts her.

She’s problematic by being a blackfish and him not seeing that makes him look as bad as her and that’s that

[zot3-flopped]

Instahoes Liam and Kate have now arrived at the brand new Atlantis Royal hotel in Dubai, just in time for its gigantic opening party where Beyonce is headlining.

https://www.arabianbusiness.com/lifestyle/beyonce-in-dubai-residents-spot-singer-rehearsing-ahead-of-atlantis-the-royal-opening

[serjaimelannister]

i am back, thank you for all the lovely vibes sent (including messages i still need to reply to !) 💖🥲 also i forgot to include extremely important photos in the original post, by which i mean these cats i found in the same alleyway where i took the bike pic who i've decided are in love (femme and motorcycle butch gfs <3)

ALSO ALSO i found david lynch's handprint in cannes, nothing but respect for MY president truly ✨

(speaking of the few men i award rights i did the van gogh walk in st. remy and got EmotionalTM about it as i always do with vincent things 🥲)

bonus fun in the sun photo bc usually i hate the way i look in bikinis but my instaho sister insisted on taking a ton of beach pics and i actually kind of like some (+ am obsessed with these new sunnies) but don't know where else to put them so. behold my scantily clothed self

still alive btw in france and the queue ran out <3 love and miss u friends in my phone

[seafoamwagon]

[zeuxox]

Also in my dream I found out he was cheating because I installed insta again & she was all over his live feed. Like I’m NEVER getting over the 🔥🔥🔥😍 kinda comments he made on instahos pics YEARS & years ago, like my subconscious will literally not get over that. & it’s why I deleted insta. ANYWAYS with the dream when he was calling me fat we were in the most amazing chocolate shop, which has treats that im pretty sure don’t even exist irl which I sad because I want one so bad

I annoy myself so much my bf is like: I’m really bunged up I feel so rough & in my head I’m saying: well that’s what you get for cheating on me in my dream & calling me fat. So…suffer

[sexymase]

If I were her, I'd rather be on his private Insta and all the instahoes on his public account.

But the instahoes are on his private tho anon😭

😭🩷

[zot3-flopped]

The instahoes are back! Partying at Longleat Safari Park, of all places.

[eyesonfireforyou]

You like 9to5. I'm the weekend.

[savvy-ivvory]

It’s the bulge for me

[dailyfeedcats]

Nobody’s safe.

[nooo-pressure]

anyone wanna checkout my photography cause i’m having a bad day 🥺💝

ig: plan.bbbb

[christmic]

I love to color in the lines. I color in the lines I drew. I traced them from the bodies of the many nameless lost souls of the world. African women topless with a hut and a little silver cross inbetween their breasts, and eyes that know more paranormal in their hearts than any overweight psychic back in the states. Who bears the weight of the world on their shoulders and lifts them up mount madonna? Who writes poetry with their wife? Verse in sync. Yeah we need a new girl but Jick is too much of a simp to get his new one in on - gotta get some abstracted away CMON MAN to quote bidenism’s you got hairy legs in the pool and they stand up on end if you let her in on the poliverse too! Also R I P to the shifty clittys and lets face it brother we’re getting old and the natural state of men in our position when it comes to girls is out with the old, in with the new. Not that I’d ever do that to my WIFEI!

I agree to an extent - the second most important lesson is as you said to ‘You can whinge and whine all you want, but there are no shoulds, no should nots, and no nos. There are only the friends you come in with, and the friends you come back to.’ But the first most important is Christ is KANG! Always was and is. You can’t be an elitist and have an iPhone though, and also we have no flies they are lifelong brothers in arms - we’ve deduced it to the bay area kids are much more concerned about seeming smart they can’t do the basics later on in life like let a nice girl in on their inside world outside voice doodling club. KISS - Keep it Simple Stupid. CringeBat can’t write anything because God knows she is running and hiding and crying like season 2 of what she did to whats his name the sweet one omg I took his chick the least I can do is remember his name. Ben? No that’s her cousin right? GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE JUICE!!!!!!!

Wow so wow mom’s Bday was stelar wrapped nice nice nice nice nice nice gifts cute card we took her out stellar times, stellar times! Madonna Madonna- also I outsource wisdom when needed and Bonjo gives the hair advice(style I transcended her after living in the cities) but HAIR she taught me how to do a manbun and I need to move these large mirrors because it feels vain admiring myself so much. I’m glowing in great shape and am happy and blissed all the time. And Jick can be happy to one day! The day he chooses Love over fear, to accept everyone that didn’t grow up with a lawyer mom / engineer ‘dad’. And instead of looking down on their illiteracy he’ll learn to make real food dig real wholes and plant real plants instead of the sea of abstraction that makes up his fortune. Lauren would be so kind to give me her digits so we can mind control him away from simp life! Because the third most important lesson of the whole poliverse is a given - write everyday new new so help us God. That’s it. You can make excuses calling it toxic. You can feel the censors and the edits and the doubts and the noise of life to pull you away. But who hasn’t missed a day yet? Christmic. Who might’ve missed a day but that didn’t count? Christmic. The solution for your fears is to keep writing shadowClit. THe solution for your fears is to keep posting cringeBat. The solution for your fears is to let the girls in twoGimpHands. Then if you’re afraid they’ll read what you wrote just write a buttload more. I understand I had years of prac with poliw.at and it sometimes got me in a lot of trouble - but WORTH IT! We never have to go beyond codenames in verse.

And the other fourth most important lesson of all - stop all feeds. Feeds are for cattle. Leave zuckbook, leave plebbit, leave google, leave twatter, leave instahoe, leave toktick, leave it all. Stop all news. Stop everything. Stop looking at screens. If you’re on the screen, you’re creating at least. Stop all rectangle slave drivers. But me again my only rectangle is the bible atm. And the transition Saul to Paul experienced in his life was epic! He used to ruthlessly kill followers of Jesus until one day on the road on his horse he was blinded by a bright light and Jesus was there and asked him why he was an enemy of him. That’s maybe where the saying get off your high horse. And then Saul became Paul and went all around the empire preaching about Jesus. He was HIGH UP in the Jewish sect at the time and they hated that he started preaching about Jesus. Eventually they killed him for the same reason he used to kill people. Saul to Paul. Saul to Paul.

You can’t not be influenced, so it’s up to you. Do you want to make God smile in your thoughts in actions? Or do you want to feel naked? Schizo hobos will say how dangerous society became when the people stopped doing their holy homework. Bunch of headless chickens bouncing from distraction to distraciton pretending they aren’t one day going to die and meet their maker. It’s only in the brain! HA! I’ve experienced God in a loud direct sense and in many subtle senses to the point it’s not belief, it’s fact. You can escape God if you like, but it’s not as cool as you think. Separation from God is not something I’d wish on anyone. But hey the harder you push, the harder he’ll pull. I was influenced

Starts: I love to color in the lines

Ends: I was influenced

[makupmodelwhore]

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[whereisatlantis]

i dont want my future children to look at my old pics and just see me covering my face w my phone and being a ho but thats what covid has led me to