#inspired by a banter interaction between myself (@THEMYSTICMD_) and my dear friend (@nightsbutcher) over on our twitter rp accounts

[healerfromhell]

night butcher thoughts <3

asa, unintentionally letting slip that she had in fact opened a portal to hell in jenny's property back in port townsend.

jenny instantly hitting the roof. "what the FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL????"

asa trying to play it off because she genuinely had not meant to divulge that little tidbit - above all she's a healer, and she knows something like that is liable to give jenny problems with her blood pressure. "oh... uh... just joking, dear! humans like jokes, eh? see, i'm getting better at this 'interacting with mortals' stuff!" with that overly bright smile that's honestly just really hard to argue with.

jenny not buying that for a second, but also, is she even surprised anymore? this might as fucking well happen. she's already been possessed, followed some ghosts to london, almost been killed by a scary stalker librarian, frequently interacts with a self-confessed 'trans-dimensional being'... a portal to hell's probably par for the course, at this point.

"right. a joke," she'll reply, dry as hell. "let's try keeping the fucking PORTALS TO HELL in my building to a minimum."

and asa, still sporting that outrageously sweet grin, without a moment's hesitation: "our building."