#insp: incorrect swanqueen quotes (tumblr)

[real-life-senshi]

pgsm!Usagi: Minako-chan, your outfit looks great!

pgsm!Minako: Oh, thanks!

pgsm!Usagi: And I bet it’d look even better on Rei-chan’s floor.

pgsm!Rei & Makoto: *spits drink*

pgsm!Rei: Did you just hit on Minako... on my behalf?

pgsm!Makoto: And did you just... talk dirty? Who are you and what have you done with Usagi?

pgsm!Usagi: *put arms up* weLLLLL SOMEONE HAD TO GIVEN THE RATE THOSE TWO aRE gOING! And C'MON I'm the first to marry out of all five of us! I'm not THAT innocent!

pgsm!Ami: This... this is too weird even for us.

[real-life-senshi]

pgsm!Makoto: Hey Minako, are you free tomorrow?

pgsm!Minako: I have work during the day, but I should be free after six.

pgsm!Makoto: Okay. Rei, what about you?

pgsm!Rei: I'm free. Why?

pgsm!Makoto: Great! Because I sure am not! You two go on without me. Rei will pick Minako up at six pm sharp. Enjoy your date! *exits room*

pgsm!Minako: Did she just-

pgsm!Rei: God damn it, maKOTO--

[real-life-senshi]

Makoto: *picks up her ringing phone*

Minako: Makoto! I need help!

Makoto: What's wrong?

Minako: It's Rei.

Makoto: What happened? Is she okay?!

Minako: She is, but I'm not! She's driving me crazy and I don't know if I want to yell ‘fuck you’ or 'I’d fuck you’ at her!

Makoto: It's 6am. It's too fucking early for this! Can I at least have some coffee before we continue?

[real-life-senshi]

[At Usagi's wedding party]

pgsm!Minako: Rei, I never realized how nice your hands are.

pgsm!Rei: Uh... thanks?

pgsm!Minako: I bet they'd look even better gripping my-

pgsm!Usagi: *covers human-Luna's ears* griPPING THE BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD AMEN

pgsm!Ami: Usagi-chan, Luna's a millennium older than us.

pgsm!Makoto: *munching on party snacks* Porn

[real-life-senshi]

pgsm!Minako: *argues*

pgsm!Rei: *argues back*

pgsm!Makoto: *walks over and stabs air between Rei and Minako with a butter knife*

pgsm!Rei: What are you doing?

pgsm!Makoto: Trying to cut the sexual tension between you two.

pgsm!Makoto: It's not working.

pgsm!Usagi: Use a kitchen knife?

pgsm!Artemis: With those two, we could be using one of your Senshi weapons and it still wouldn't work.

[real-life-senshi]

[BEFORE THEY BECAME A COUPLE]

pgsm!Minako: *suggest something Senshi and past life related that Rei disagrees with*

pgsm!Rei: You're an idiot!

Both: *continues arguing*

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[AFTER THEY BECAME A COUPLE]

pgsm!Minako: *suggest something Senshi and past life related that Rei disagrees with*

pgsm!Rei: You're an idiot!

pgsm!Minako: Yeah? Fine, but I'm your idiot! So deal with it.

pgsm!Rei: *chokes and gets flustered*

Both: *argument ends and Minako gets her way*