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guy i saw on train today

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So you’re cool with joking about indiscriminate murder

girl do you really have time for this when i’m literally about to kill you with my powers

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Its been a long week. Someone pass me an image of The Character

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JFK (also rendered as JFC) was a pseudo-mythological historical figure born between 3000-4000 years ago. He¹ was a powerful leader whose public death was shrouded in mystery. Contemporary accounts state that he was shot, and then nailed to a cross. The land of Italy was blamed for his death. Mythologically, he is said to have returned from death and constructed a port.

Historical pronoun.

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on the 'bushism' wikipedia page with tears in my eyes... probably one of the stupidest guys to ever do it

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can i come over and do this

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid dir. Thor Freudenthal

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walking for an hour is a such factory reset for when you want to kill yourself shoes on coat on hands in your pockets and keep it moving playa

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poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

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Rod Serling Narrates The Twilight Zone (TV Series, 1959 – 1964)

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you better not have used my single use orb

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