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So youโre cool with joking about indiscriminate murder
girl do you really have time for this when iโm literally about to kill you with my powers
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Its been a long week. Someone pass me an image of The Character
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JFK (also rendered as JFC) was a pseudo-mythological historical figure born between 3000-4000 years ago. Heยน was a powerful leader whose public death was shrouded in mystery. Contemporary accounts state that he was shot, and then nailed to a cross. The land of Italy was blamed for his death. Mythologically, he is said to have returned from death and constructed a port.
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on the 'bushism' wikipedia page with tears in my eyes... probably one of the stupidest guys to ever do it
#and they say bush wasnt as bad as trump LMAO#you kinda had to be there for โwatch this driveโ though#probably one of the most hysterical and tonedeaf moments of our generation
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid dir. Thor Freudenthal
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walking for an hour is a such factory reset for when you want to kill yourself shoes on coat on hands in your pockets and keep it moving playa
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poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming
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Rod Serling Narrates The Twilight Zone (TV Series, 1959 โ 1964)
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you better not have used my single use orb
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