#insipidcryptidspeaks

[insipidcryptid]

Remember, if you’re feeling a hole in your chest, it is most likely you are feeling the lack of forestly blessings. Being away from the forest for too long can numb your mortal connection to the earth!

This is easy to remedy by rolling in the mud and talking with your local trees, they are your nearest operator.

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Every day I learn a little something. And that includes finding out that I think that something is frankly BULLSHIT

Being in tune with yourself is vital, and sometimes the little hungry reptile piloting your flesh mecha needs to know that you’re also aware of how scary pressure is. It’s just a little guy. It’s doing it’s best, and it’s doing it for you.

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You ever just get really homesick for a friend? Here I am, sitting in my crevice of moss under the ancient soil, and knowing that I have spoken to my friend only yesterday, I feel the need to bellow out into the clouds how I require their presence immediately or there will be blood.

How does one lessen the intensity of such longing?? I want to eat my millipedes in peace of mind.

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Came home last night to the sound of chimes. It was pretty sweet, I mean people don’t normally venture this deep into the woods so I was flattered someone would put some glass artificial bird song in the air. Absolutely bangin tunes. Just little chimes outside my snore abode. Thanks human race, very cool.

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Sometimes the dark hides more than just your own imagination. Sometimes, it hides secrets. Places never seen before.

And to gaze upon them, is to make them yours.

caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something

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This close to startling the locals with a sound only the dead have heard. There are only so many discarded walkers crisp packets I can take blowing about on my festering lands. This invasive species must be culled swift as the disease it is.

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I have to say, upon joining this site for the first time in the three years I have yearned to from having phones so deep in brick heritage that I could not feasibly download it,

Entering to see Goncharov manifest before my eyes feels like a warm hug from Satan and a subsequent cup of spiced hot chocolate.

I am home, for the first time in my life.

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So I play dnd, and I refuse to give any context as to what happened last session except for this meme:

Wish me luck on gettn th magic guys 👍✨

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Their understanding of comfort is beyond that of mortal comprehension. Godspeed you fluffy bastard.

[insipidcryptid]

LOSE YOUR

WhATEVER IS IN YOUR SKULL

I lost mine it’s

RIVETING

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Feed the grass

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I’m all for looking after my well-being and being cautious of what media I consume, but sometimes I really just need a song that tells me how cruel and insensitive I am, and that everything is my fault.

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Did you know?

That you are discussed favourite of the local Bogwitch Association?

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The urge to pull out your eyes and watch them fling elastically back into your skull

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Merry cholesterol event! Don’t forget to stuff your beehives with plenty of winter stock for this years hibernation.

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Toads.

t o a d s .