#insert cupcakke song

[xcherryerim]

[southpark-madness]

Main four headcanons

I tried to make it aesthetically pleasing but it looks like a circus

(I'm definitely editing this in the future)

⋆STAN

⋆ He himself has never washed his hat

⋆ Crunches when you touch it

⋆ Kyle would come over just to wash it

⋆ Smells like bed bath and bodyworks and weed

⋆ Plays midwest emo songs on his guitar

⋆ (cue goth kids cringing in the distance)

⋆ Also likes weezer as a teenager (tbh all of them probably do)

⋆ He writes the word "hi" in the washroom and feels like a devious menace each time

⋆ Sibling bonding to him is rebelling against his dad with Shelly

⋆ PRAYS he doesn't need braces or at least headgear because of Shelly though

⋆ Has mild acne thats not very noticeable just some red spots

⋆ Is scared of Wendys friends

⋆ KYLE

⋆ Takes care of his hair better then himself

⋆ Insert those curly hair nightly routine videos

⋆ Boy just wants to look nice

⋆ Gave Ike his old green hat to replace it with a slightly bigger, green hat

⋆ Likes playing checkers

⋆ He always loses

⋆ Has NEVER kept a girlfriend for over a month

⋆ The worst influence on Ike when his parents aren't around

⋆ Kyle: Say fuck you lard-ass to Eric and I will give you a 100 roblox gift card

⋆ Being the top student people will request to be his partner for group projects

⋆ So him and Wendy have a mutual agreement to be each others partners when this happens

⋆ Tried to play the trumpet once and caused three earthquakes and a title wave

⋆ He is banned from the trumpet now

⋆ ERIC

⋆ Writes swear words in the bathroom stalls

⋆ Has the second best hair out of everyone in the group

⋆ Liane buys him the good shampoos and conditioner

⋆ Cupcakke listener

⋆ Watches Dr. Phil and thinks he's a legitimate doctor

⋆ That kid that moans in the middle of class and thinks its the funniest thing ever

⋆ Also that one mf in class who you pray never gets chosen to read

⋆ Purposely takes his time on words more then three syllables

⋆ Had a job at a 7-11 for like a month and just one day never showed up again

⋆ KENNY

⋆ Gives Valentines day cards to the moms

⋆ Also moans in class

⋆ Works in Tweak Bros. when he's a teen and is always stealing food

⋆ Instead of bananas picture a whole loaf of bread

⋆ Tweek never snitches though

⋆ Like Kyle he wasn't the best example for Karen

⋆ Has a very uneven and choppy haircut because he tries to cut it himself when it gets long

⋆ Always wearing some sort of hat or his parka because of this

⋆ Has amemia and bruises easily

[munamania]

saw sam yesterday notably at one point he was talking abt a hip hop song that was just like [insert bad pretentious rant abt how it’s like a caricature and playing w the conventions here] and yes this was a white artist. so i was like hmm. and i made him listen to cupcakke and at least got to see his mind blow in real time. and well he bought lunch and i smoked his weed so u rlly win some and lose some. anyway hi

[everestica]

hii!! hope ur having a great day/night ^^

idk if u do crack but-

reader shares headphone with wxs and cupcakke was playing LMAO

ofc u don't have to do this if u don't like it I just thought it would be funny JWJEJ

love ur work!! :)

WonderlandxShowtime x Reader: Song

Writing Type: Headcannons

Request: Yes

Warnings: Pure Laughs, Cussing

A/N: I laughed my ass off when I first saw this! Thank you for requesting, hope you enjoy! Also if you don’t like it feel free to reach out and have me rewrite it!

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-She would have not even noticed at first

-Actually low key loves the song and jams out, kinda surprises you lol

-Actually might have taken the headphone in your ear just to really jam out

-Insert Shocked Pikachu Face

-He was concerned that you even had this on your playlist

-“This is highly inappropriate”

-Might also yank out the headphone lol

-Also loves the song

-Starts singing along

-He likes the fact that this song is on your playlist and that it comes on every once in a while

-Absolutely unfucking phased

-Doesn’t care at all, she probably doesn’t even realize that it comes on

-But if she does realize that it comes on she probably doesn’t care

[graysanatimony]

I miss when my sister hated all music

cause now she’s constantly coming into my room

(almost said coming into me, then was like wait)

And like asking me have I heard this song, and then it’s a song I either have been bullied by her for liking, is a really popular song or it is a song I have told her to listen to

also she’s potentially homophobic but also clueless about the lgbtqia+ community and like half the songs she listens to are gay. Like Chappell roan, sweater weather, THE VILLAGE, and she didn’t fucking realise

I say potentially homophobic cause she listens to lgbt by cupcakKe and like that’s obviously a queer song

she’s also asking me a bunch of questions about the lgbtq community so that’s good, I’d rather her ask me (the sibling she doesn’t know is queer) than my dad (the man I argued with last week about trans people with, in said argument he said he agrees with jk rowling) so there is still time to indocrinate her with the *insert part of the community* agenda

I’ve also been making fun of her for all her songs being the queer ones, I’ve just realised this may make me seem homophobic, I’m not, I’m queer

[tenthgrove]

Time to prank the La Squadra bois while they're asleep >:3 *writes "MC Widow's Peak" and "Fringy McGee" on Sorbet and Gelato's foreheads in ink that can only be washed off; insert the Simple Dimple x CupcakKe's Smack My Ass remix as Formaggio's alarm clock, surround Illuso's bed with Michelin Man statues, spritz Prosciutto's room with perfume that smells like cannabis (prank 1/2)

Unfortunately for you, Formaggio's alarm clock was already that exact song so he notices nothing different. He will however, notice when Illuso, Prosciutto, Sorbet and Gelato all burst in thinking he was responsible for pranking them.

[gabelesimp]

Oreo & Cacao @ Strawberry Jam: No brother, cupcake is fucking gay like you, now go have children withe pome, then loose your happiness because of it.

Strawberry Jam @ Oreo & Cacao: Stfu. She's fine asf. And yk I hate children-

Cacao: She literally gaslit your nephew. Also, you hate children? Pathetic.

Oreo: Your taste in women is fucking shit. Well, you do you I guess.

Jam: give me the aux cord.

Cacao & oreo: Fuck no.

Jam: I'll play some love songs, I promise no cupcakke.

*Insert Squidward Nose*

Cacao: Get out of my fucking car.

(I need sum happiness- My blog is so angsty--) (Also thanks anon, I got sumthing to draw-)

[nitkat360]

I know I haven’t been posting renegade shit in a while due to Uni but

Rick is that bitch who would play Cupcakke songs and covers on blast when crushing in space or just riding in vehicles in general.

And yes he did Blared it on full blast on the renegade ship on 3:00am and he was nearly thrown out to space multiple times.

Whoever introduced him to that music is getting on Astra’s shit list (tho she low key likes it and puts it on her meditation playlist)

(Insert yer own ocs who introduced those songs to him just for fun)

[goth-bunny]

I’ve been losing my mind over the hints at Bloodhound’s backstory that it’s unreal. So I wrote a lengthy blog entry about it. It’s at 1,711 words under the Read More.

(If you see this post on @bloodhound-and-jackrabbit, don’t worry, that’s my sideblog!)

Alright. Anyone who knows me, within the Apex fandom and outside of it too, knows that I am in love with Bloodhound. The season 3 launch is killing me! But don’t worry! I only have good things to talk about it!

 A bit of a background: I was into playing Overwatch from late October 2018 to May 2019 thanks to my ex. But it wasn’t until I saw someone tweet about a new video game franchise having a canonically nonbinary character. Unfortunately, I felt like the genre wouldn’t be my cup of tea as I have minimal experience with battle royales, let alone FPS. The teaser trailer did manage to convince me otherwise with its diverse cast of characters, fast pacing, and killer song choice. I didn’t pick up the game until the end of February, which was a few days after my ex dumped me. I needed a distraction from it; so hell, why not play that hot new game?

 I launch the game and don’t think too much, selecting the Tutorial mode, because of course, it’s a brand new game with different controls and mechanics from Overwatch. Imagine my surprise that I see the very Legend who’s piqued my interest in the series in the first place! After the Tutorial, I try the regular Play mode and got matched up with someone playing as Mirage. Unfortunately, I wasn’t doing so well, and I was nervous about speaking on mic at the time as I sound too feminine to be read as androgynous. I don’t remember much besides dying in a skirmish and being unable to use ziplines as they weren’t a part of the tutorial. After that match, I spent the remaining time checking out Bloodhound in the Legends gallery. What stood out the most for me were their quips or voicelines; a lot of them were very comforting for me to hear, especially in a low point of my life.

 Weeks later, I was still talking to my ex, but it was clear that things were completely different than before. I played Overwatch without him anyway, but it wasn’t the same. I was still unable to come to terms that I do have somewhat of a crush on Bloodhound until early June; I had a dream that the two of us were alone in the woods, and they found it safe to take off their helmet and mask around me. They revealed themself as an androgynous black person with short, curly red hair, and I kissed them on the cheek. Two more dreams would succeed that:  one where we were both dressed in black and red suits on a date, and the other one was…it ended up being not safe for work, to say the least. These all lead me to formulating a self-insert fanfic, and then finally giving Apex a second chance just so I can figure out the lore and feel of the game. Initially, if I have not gotten into Overwatch, I wouldn’t have considered playing Apex Legends even if I learned there was a nonbinary character.

 Within the past 3 months, Bloodhound has been a comforting character for me. They were absolutely relatable to someone like me; besides the fact that they’re nonbinary, they also happened to be a pagan with an affinity for birds, sharp objects, and mortality.

 The main catalyst for writing this post is the season 3 launch. Last week, when the launch trailer debuted, I lost sleep over seeing Bloodhound sharpening their handy hunting knife with a whetstone as they’re surrounded by numerous candles in their dropship room. The very scene made me fall even harder with them, as I too have always loved candles, and even more so when I started identifying as a pagan since last year. However, it was the season launch itself that made me even more anxious.

 During the past 3 months I’ve immersed myself into the fandom, I’ve come up with multiple headcanons for Bloodhound, a great portion of them never having been published here on Tumblr or discussed publicly, the most notable being their backstory: I’ve figured that Bloodhound would have an Afro-Latina/Filipina biological mother (Nimfa Vilhjalmsdottir) who remarried to a white man named Sigurdur (Sigurdur Steinnson), thus Bloodhound ending up with a meathead stepbrother named Albert. The parents had a military background, and they all lived on a planet with a high population of humans of Icelandic or Nordic descent. As a kid, Bloodhound was kind of an oddball, preferring to spend lengthy periods of time outdoors and exploring the woods or reading books about fantasy and adventure. One time, little Bloodhound was flocked by an unkindess of ravens, much to their parents’ concern. As they grew older, they became more and more visibly uncomfortable with their birth gender, and their stepfather’s pressure on them to join the military. As Bloodhound turned 18, the tension between them and their stepfather grew, thus prompting them ran away from home and join a group of ragtag freedom fighters dedicated to preserving the Frontier lands from militarization and imperialism. Eventually, Bloodhound would end up knocking at death’s door in the middle of the woods after a young Anita Williams snipes them from a distance. This would be a turning point in their life, where they’d meet the Allfather and promise to be devoted to him. Coming back to the mortal realm, Bloodhound sees that their group has lost the battle, and decided to go into hiding, hopping from planet to planet to run away from their past.

 However, it was teased that Bloodhound’s parents are named Johann and Brigida, and that they’re probably both scientists and not war veterans. Not disapproving or judgmental of their child’s gender of interests, as far as the loading screen with Johann’s letter to Brigida suggests. I would be fine with this, but it opens up a new can of worms for me.

Before I point what these potential worms would be, let me remind you that the new season dropped at the same time I had my psychiatrist appointment where I finally brought my mom over to talk with her about me, thus revealing that what I originally speculated was completely wrong.

Okay, here’s the can of worms: Johann and Brigida, and Artur to an extent, are very “white” sounding names. I would be lying if I denied that I didn’t speculate Bloodhound as a white person during the first few weeks after the game’s release. If the races of Bloodhound and their relatives were revealed to be all white, I’m worried that it’s going to cement the falsehood of Vikings or Norse pagans as being exclusively white, which was not the case in reality. I’m worried that Bloodhound being revealed as explicitly white would mean that they would be co-opted as white supremacist symbol because a sizeable amount of neo-Nazis/white supremacists/bigots practice Norse Paganism (which I learned the hard way a few weeks back).

Another concern would be Bloodhound getting a face reveal, which would undermine a lot of fans’ headcanons for them, mine included.  The headcanons are as diverse as the Apex Legends cast itself and a lot of heart and soul have been poured out into them, so catastrophe is inevitable if the official unmasked!Bloodhound face will be revealed.

 On the bright side, there are some things I hope will be executed instead of my worries. Bloodhound and their relatives are never portrayed explicitly, and are instead, shown as silhouettes, in addition to them never getting their face shown even when they have removed their helmet and mask. Another thing that would be nice to see is that they’d be ambiguously brown; Bloodhound being ambiguously brown would help break many stereotypes about them as a person, one of which is that one has to be white to be a Norse pagan, which is an open practice, anyway, and that Vikings have traveled across the globe and intermingled with different civilizations, meaning that a white viking homogeneity is racist and historically inaccurate. Besides, names like Johann, Artur, and Brigida can be just as white a name as Elizabeth Harris (that’s Cupcakke the rapper’s real name by the way!). It would also be a relief if the writers pull a Riley Cavanaugh and never hint at Bloodhound’s birth gender and keep them as androgynous as possible.

It’s also been speculated that Johann and Artur are Icelandic, and that Brigida is Italian, meaning that Bloodhound is potentially mixed-race. Let’s not forget that Apex Legends takes place in the 28th century, and people of all races are in space. Sure, there’s space ableism and imperialism, and to an extent, transphobia, but it would be unrealistic for racial homogeny to still exist.

 Bloodhound has been a great source of comfort for me these past few months. I see so much of myself in them: besides being nonbinary, I’m also a pagan who venerates a psychopomp, love books and birds, introverted but sympathetic of others, and unashamed of my identity. I’ve seen my confidence spike upwards, knowing that a person like them exists. That I am much more than my weaknesses and how people perceive me. That I still have so much to live for. That I am not alone.

 Before I end, I’m actually glad that Bloodhound grew up with a loving and accepting family, and thus destroying what projection of my hurt I have on them; I assumed that my mom would be immensely disappointed in me being nonbinary and bi, so I wanted someone who would be going through the same predicament as me, so that there’ll be some common ground. But it seems we do have enough common ground, having scientist parents who moved to a different place from my place of birth. Last August, my psychiatrist asked me how can I be a happy nonbinary person, in a world that sees everything in a male/female dichotomy? Perhaps I’ve found my answer in the form of Bloodhound.

 If you have reached this paragraph, thank you so much for taking the time to read my post in its entirety. I just want to get my feelings off my chest, as Bloodhound has been very important to me.

 Have you any questions or reactions, please feel free to message me!

[that-one-nerd-over-yonder]

Unpopular kpop opinions no one asked for (cause I’m bored)

1. Boy groups best died hair look is black hair

2. I used to think the unlimited concept for NCT was kinda stupid, and have looked more into the members explaining it, now I only think it’s a little stupid

3. I feel for black fans specifically we are have to put up with a lot of crap so I try hard not to side eye anyone that stays or stans a certain group after a racial scandal because that is your decision to make

4. I will, however, side eye you if you go out of your way to invalidate other black fans points because you eff with that group so hard

5. I am a black woman before being a black kpop Stan. Like my blackness will come before any of these groups.

6. With regards to scandals certain die-hard fans make things worse. If y’all would leave the educating and the calling to the people who are affected who would like to do so and then we’d be able to go from there. But noooooooo

7. If you feel that an attack on your idol is an attack on you, maybe try taking a step back from kpop

8. Liking kpop isn’t a personality????? And it’s certainly not a personality y’all can bully people with

9. What was done to Cupcakke was disgusting

10. Kpop is cut and paste American black culture

11. Not every group or song needs to have a designated rapper or rap part

12. Kpop got some of y’all thinking that just cause a certain idol can hold a beat they better than all the black rappers who came before them. Like chilll, most of them don’t even write their own raps

13. I honestly can’t do shipping. I’m sorry but it doesn’t sit well with me

14. Also with self-insert fan fiction of kpop idols. Especially when their HEAVILY sexual

15. This one is just REALLY petty of me but I stil can’t get outta my mind W*ndy mocking black women when Bad Boy is literally one of their most popular title tracks and concepts. Like how you gonna mock who created that

16. Keep Jonghyun’s name outta ya mouths. Literally.

17. I feel like some of y’all take your beef with BTS and take it out on TXT. Like obviously if you don’t vibe with their music you just don’t but some of y’all take it toooooo far

18. Still not a fan of kmusicandblackwomen, but I see a lot of black fans on twitter doing her type of behavior yet saying they don’t mess with her

19. Your sense of self worth shouldn’t come from the prospect of whether a Korean man or women would eff you or not

20. Fanwars are still dumb, yet I notice that people go outta their way to start them. Stop it. Please.

21. Kpop was not, is not, and will never be that serious.

22. What Seungri did was not just a scandal it was a full blown crime. Stop supporting that dude it’s weird.

23. I sorta wish companies would stop selling us the idea that our kpop idol is romantically and emotionally available to us and I think that if it were just sold to us with mainly the music in mind that might change a bit of the culture with regards to idols dating.

24. Certain groups or group members due to their anti black behavior I just can’t vibe with.

25. Me saying that I don’t wanna support or listen to X idol or X group because of behavior that affects ME a black fan doesn’t take away their talent. Stop trying to invalidate my argument by saying their talented I KNOWWWW

26. People who are like “The K in Kpop stands for Korean” as an argument as to why kpop shouldn’t be more inclusive sound SOOOO dumb. What you MEAN to say is “Kpop should only be pale looking East Asians” and blah blah blah. If kpop is gonna draw its inspiration from that many cultures might as well let them in 🤷🏿‍♀️

[juicyparsons]

**insert and Cupcakke song lyrics here**

its Blackout yall. 

[drv3-and-imagines]

Saihara, Amami, and Kaito walking in on there s/o singing

Since there’s no asks I decide to make a little imagine on my own to show y'all my writing

Shuichi Saihara

•You rarely sing when he’s around • You literally jam out in the bathroom for hours • He always questions why you’re in the bathroom for hours but you just say you were doing your hair • He hears you all the time in the shower but you never notice • He wished you sang more often but he doesn’t pressure you • You sing confidently when you’re home alone and he walks in while you didn’t notice • You turn around and see him (well shit) • You’re just standing there • He’s a blushing mess cuz the song you were singing isn’t something he would expect • (u can insert whatever song you want but let’s be honest it was probably deep throat by cupcakke) • You literally sprint into your room and jump out the window • Smol cinnamon roll just standing there and doesn’t even know what half the song means

Rantarou Amami

•Amami knows you love to sing • For a date sometimes he takes you out to karaoke cuz he loves your voice • You’re cleaning the house one time with your speakers blasting (song) • You don’t hear the door open and he walks in • You turn around when the song ends and you see him • He’s smiling like an angel while clapping • You take a little bow as a joke but you’re flustered a little • Now whenever you clean he requires you to tell him so he’s there to witness you sing with all your heart

Kaito Momota

•Him being so enthusiastic about anything you do he listens to you sing all the time even when you don’t know • He brags to his friends saying you’re the best singer he ever heard • You’re just singing to (song) while eating ice cream since Kaito wasn’t home • Or so you thought • You’re just minding your business and he comes home • He hears your voice and rushes to the kitchen • You stop and lock eyes with him • “S/o why you stop” • You’re deadass ready to just jump out the window cause you didn’t realize he was home • You start singing again and he starts to join you and you guys just spend the rest of day singing and jamming out to your favorite songs

I made this short because I didn’t want this so long – Mod Saihara

[lameunknown]

thx for tagging me @sheisalreadyhere ! ✨ 

RULES: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours. When you are done, tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you, and most importantly, have fun! 

 A) Age: 19


B) Biggest fear: rot, decay and insects associated w that tbh
 C) Current time: 02:27 (morning)


D) Drink you last had: Tea 😌


E) Every day starts with: Turning off my alarm (labeled wake up Pearl), debating whether all of this is really worth it while looking through my social media for 5 to 20 mins lmao then the rest 


F) Favourite song at the moment: Song to Sing When I'm Lonely by John Frusciante bc I'm so original, but I've been super into Danger Mode lately & LGBT by Cupcakke is a mf bop. 


G) Ghosts. Are they real?: *insert maybe so gif*


Н) Hometown: Moscow 


I) In love with?: Sasha Velour tbh....also crushing on my classmate hard


J) Jealous of?: Americans, conventionally attractive people and those who know how to study :/ 


K) Killed Someone?: tf kinda question is that....no of course not


L) Last time you cried: couple days ago


M) Middle name: no middle names in Russia fam


N) Number of siblings: none but I've got like 3 cousins


O) One wish: if it's a make a wish typa thing then for everyone I love/like to be healthy. If just in general then to have a job I enjoy w sweet coworkers, a cute flat, free time and to maintain my friendships (but especially one of them). 


P) Person you last called/texted?: my dear friend 💕


Q) Questions you are always asked: gjgsjj can't come up w anything honestly. Annoying uni stuff. 


R) Reasons to smile: nature is beautiful, animals are cute, my friends are amazing and I love them, music & art exists, my kitty is sleeping on me rn


S) Song you last song you sang: Don't Forget Me by RHCP (again how original)


T) Time you woke up: 7:15 😒


U) Underwear colour: gray w this blue/white/red sporty elastic band 


V) Verse from a song you like: 
 “You'll never change to fire if you're ice Even if you melt on a table and dry And the table is burned; I'll tell you why 'Cause you stayed by going away And life changes, not you Life changes, not you" 💟🖤


W) Worst habit: grinding my teeth in tune w songs I have stuck in my head lmao


X) X-rays you’ve had: Dentals, lungs , lower & regular abdominals and a couple tomographies lmao


Y) Your favourite food: tbh anything from either this one Japanese place around here or a similar Vietnamese one. like sorry for sounding generic but that's that


Z) Zodiac sign: Leo ♌️

 i tag @tymorrowland @theperfectchip and i can't think of frequent likers and such rn so sorry :/ it is 3 am after all