#insane turkey noise

[kalkoen-uit-de-oven]

LISTEN UP

I am here to have a good time

And be as aesthetic as possible

I do NOT have time for ur "but the homework, but the exams but the friends but the family BUT the economy" mentality

Economy gonna economy no matter what we do.

Even tho it be shit. Even tho experiencing it is shit. Everyone problem has its mc'fuckin place.

Just go out and do the fun thing. Even if your alone. Alone and happy is better than together and sad.

Even if you are sad and struggling, my guys. Allow yourself a break. Allow yourselves to still relax and regenerate. You are going thr so much. You are soo strong. Allow yourself some me-time. YOU DESERVE IT.

Go run through a field and make flowers crowns . Go have a nap on a rock. Go make a pillow fort. Go sign up for that course you wanna do. Waiting for the perfect moment to do something may stop you from everything doing it.

You will meet your people while doing what makes you happy. You won't meet them whilst doing what makes others happy

Com'on guys get HYPED

We are brilliant. We are strong. We are amazing. We can legit do anything. We have the possibility of choice.

And overall we vibing fr 😌

[babygirlmurdock]

Thanksgiving with Matt

And the tradition of [Blank Holiday] dating Matt continues on!

Thanksgiving:)

- Doing a little N, M & P Thanksgiving in the office, or alternatively, going to Foggy’s family’s at the butcher because you know his father makes the best turkey & his brother makes an insane holiday cocktail (it’s mostly whiskey, with whispers of apple and cranberry, Foggy has stated) The Nelson’s welcome you with open arms as Matt’s girlfriend. Karen would make probably the best apple pie you’ve ever tasted in your life.

- You & Matt hosting for the first time. You being so nervous about the turkey being done right (considering you’ve never made one in your life and you woke up at 4am to prep it) Matt literally has to force you to get ready before your family arrives (The food was the best everyone has tasted)

- Bringing Matt to your hometown for Thanksgiving. Taking him to your favorite restaurant growing up and introducing him to the staff. Taking him to your favorite coffee shop that actually your favorite drink the *right* way.

- Matt meeting your family!! You always raved about him to your mom and your mom saying “So this is the Matthew that my kid has been gushing over!” And you getting embarrassed and Matt saying something like “gushing over me? Really?” and pinching your side teasing you. Your mom is like, “Oh, almost every phone call is like, “mom Matt did this for me today and it was so cute” and your face going so red and your heart beat quickening and Matt is laughing at your mom putting you on blast. Your dad being so impressed that his child is dating a lawyer that went to Columbia University after dating all the “no ambition” guys before Matt. Your nieces and nephews find him so cool. Your baby niece/nephew keeps trying to grab hold of Matt’s glasses when you’re holding them in your arms. Your cousins saying how good of a guy he is and how much you deserve him. Matt’s drinking beer with your uncle and dad outside as you’re helping your aunt, grandma and mom in the kitchen. (And if you’re the same religion as Matt or adjacent, Matt leads grace at the table and your granny is just swooning over this nice Catholic boy)

- Your parents being traditional and sorryyyy they make you and Matt sleep in separate beds in different rooms. But that doesn’t stop you from sneaking into Matt’s respective bedroom like a teenager to get some intimate time together (very very quietly of course, even though it’s hard given Matt’s talents) (You’re literally biting the sheets to keep yourself from making any noise and you put pillows behind the headboard to stop any banging noise. Old trick)

- Drinking too much wine at Thanksgiving dinner and going up to bed after everyone going home. Kissing Matt goodnight before he goes to bed and you accidentally say “goodnight, I love you” (FIRST TIME SAYING THE L WORD!!!!) and your heart feels like it’s going to leap from your chest and Matt being like “oh!!” and you getting all frazzled like “Oh my god this wasn’t meant to happen this way oh my god I’m- I don’t know why I said that now” and Matt pulling you into his room and shutting the door and kissing you so tenderly and saying, “I love you too. I was too scared to say it first. But, man do I love you. So much.”

Happy Thanksgiving to all that celebrate. Be safe, be full, and be thankful. 🦃🍂🥧🍽️🤎

[darlingzelda]

Court of Darkness Characters on Thanksgiving in the Isle of Colde:

Guy: Probably sitting down on a settee and reading, sometimes looking up from his book to make various annoyed noises and snarky commentary. Honestly it’s not that much different than he normally would do

Toa: In the kitchen and trying to help to the best of his ability. We all know his culinary skills are not the best and he really doesn’t even know his way around a kitchen since he doesn’t make his own meals, but he’s trying very calmly to follow Knight’s patient instructions on how to prepare sweet potatoes.

Roy: Probably all over the place. One minute he’s serving tea to the people who are busy helping as a thank-you, the next minute he’s setting the table with Invidian silverware, then the next time you see him he’s probably going back and forth delivering ingredients and trying to help anywhere he possibly can.

Lynt: Sleeping on the couch despite all the noises coming from the kitchen. No questions asked.

Rio: Probably the head chef along with Knight, Jasper, Tino, and Thoma. He’s whipping up pies and cakes with absolute ease and they both look and smell amazing. He’s insanely good at cooking and baking, so he’s probably the one who’s tackling all the difficult dishes.

Lance: Nowhere to be seen. Thanksgiving isn’t his deal and he dislikes all present company. He’s like that one cousin that spends the entire holiday locked in their room listening to music and refusing to spend time with absolutely anyone.

Fenn: Making mischief as often as he possibly can. He’s stealing ingredients, poking people in the ribs when they’re cooking, hugging people from behind by surprise, and generally being a walking disaster wherever he goes.

Jasper: Definitely one of the main chefs. He specializes in glazed meats and savory dishes since it’s what he normally would prepare for Guy’s meals, so he’s probably the one handling the turkey and glazed ham.

Knight: He makes sweets for Toa all the time, so he is probably the one making most of the pies and treats alongside Rio. His pumpkin brownies are one of his most favored dishes!

Grayson: He doesn’t do well in over-crowded or loud areas, so he stays in the lounge with Guy and Lynt and serves them what they need. Occasionally, he will assist Roy with setting the table or making tea for everyone to enjoy while they’re cooking.

Tino: Since he makes succulent and beautiful breads, he’s likely put in charge of the dinner rolls. He and Thoma glaze them fresh out of the ovens with a honey and butter mixture, and everyone’s salivating over the smell. Even Lynt wakes up when he smells the aromatic scent of Voleri Gold.

Thoma: He’s assisting the other valets with what they’re working on, but mainly stays beside Rio and works with him on the sweet dishes. The two of them often make food together, and he helps keep the mood light while joking around with Rio.

Violet: Spends the entire day chasing Fenn around and trying desperately to keep him out of the kitchen. He’s like a toddler, grinning and running around to try and destroy whatever he can manage. When she finds him causing utter chaos in the kitchens, she chases him out with a wooden spoon in hand, a wine glass in the other.

Sherry: She’s very much enjoying herself in her own corner of the kitchens and trying to make cookies unsupervised. We all know what happens when she gets a hold of the ovens, and ends up almost setting the entire kitchen on fire because she’s trying to help with the cooking. Poor Roy spends half his time gently trying to redirect her and swooping in to save the situation when smoke starts pouring out of her ovens.

[tr34sure]

Thanksgiving special || Jeong Yunho

Summery: Instead of having a normal thanksgiving with your husband he decides to add a little extra fun to it.

Warnings: Smut, hand kink, dirty talk, sitophilia and the use of nicknames (pretty girl, princess), fingering, and cum eating.

A/n; I don’t think I like this 🥹 I might end up deleting it and redoing it I think but nevertheless I spent 3 hours working on this.

I paced around the living room, my mind filled with eagerness and excitement all for my husband to come home with the big meal waiting for him that I prepared for this special holiday. Thanksgiving as it was the holiday and the holidays meant spending time with the ones you love the most.

All I knew was that I couldn’t wait for him to come home to be surprised by a big dinner made only for me and him.

I then hear a noise and turn around to look at the door when it opens up. Yunho walks in but before you could say anything he begins to explain why he’s running 10 minutes late. “I’m sorry baby the traffic was a bitch and-“ before he could say anything else you cut him off.

“It’s okay baby I’m just glad you're home” you say “You’re not super late you're only running 10 minutes behind.” He looks at you, his expression turning into one of lustfulness . “Baby, Can I make it up to you?” You can’t help but smile slightly confused on how he plans on doing that.

Before you could even respond he lifts you up, feeling his strength it gets your heart racing. As he carries you towards the table full of thanksgiving food. You are caught off guard as he suddenly places you on a table full of food. Before you can even react, he knocks the turkey and stuffing to the ground making it more room for you to sit.

You look up at him noticing that he has a devilish grin on his face. You know exactly where this is going now your heart starts to pound and your body fills with eagerness for him to do whatever he wants to you.

“I’ll make it up to you…” He says moving towards your neck nibbling and kissing it as he goes, your body tingles and slivers in response and you can’t help but want more from him.

He then brought his lips close to mine, breathing in my sweet scent. As passion grew, our kiss turned from a tender embrace into a sloppy, eager makeout session. Our tongues intertwined with each other, and our hands caressed each other's bodies.

As you kiss Yunho more you are completely overtaken and distracted by the feelings of passion and desire. You didn’t notice anything going on around you including the fact that Yunho has dug his two fingers in the mashed potatoes. “Open wide for me, pretty girl.”

He gently guides his fingers to my mouth, and I open my mouth as commanded. I feel the warm, mushy sensation of the mashed potatoes entering my mouth and I am surprised by the strange yet enjoyable sensation. I begin to suck on his fingers while keeping eye contact.

His eyes shining with delight as he watches me suck on his fingers. “My princess looks so pretty sucking on my fingers like this.”

I could feel my wetness growing in between my legs, a constant ache that demanded to be sated. I could feel myself craving more of him every minute was delicious torment, leaving me achingly horny.

Yunho lifts up your dress and is surprised to see that you weren’t wearing any underwear. “Was my baby already ready for me?”

“Please Yuyu just do something.” I whined begging him to fuck me. “As you wish.” He smirks.

His fingers danced across my thighs, teasing me as they brush against my swollen clit. I gasp as he finally slips his fingers under the edge of her underwear, teasing the sensitive flesh before sliding them inside. His rhythm is perfect, each stroke sending waves of pleasure coursing through my body. I can feel herself growing wetter, her need for him becoming almost unbearable.

He thrusts his fingers in and out my hole hitting my G-spot with each stroke, the feeling of being filled and touched is driving me insane. I can feel my orgasm ripping through me and becoming more intense with each passing moment.

My body starts to shake as I get closer to the edge “Yunho!” I gasp as his fingers continue to work magic inside of me drawing out the moans from my lips.

My moans became louder and louder signaling that I was approaching my climax. I tensed up as I let a high pitched scream mixed with pleasure and relief. My inner walls clenched tightly around his fingers.

Hot, sticky liquid gushed out my pussy coating his fingers. “Good girl” Yunho then licks the cum off of his fingers.

[delopsia]

happy thanksgiving, delly 🍓 i’m sorry people are being disrespectful assholes to you 😔 so have this:

rhett is currently testing the extent of robert’s food coma by trying to singlehandedly pull boxes of christmas decorations down from the attic without making any noise. except he’s making a lot of noise and cussing up a storm all the while and it’s hilarious, but (luckily?) that third helping of turkey and sweet potatoes (that was almost more marshmallows than sweet potatoes) was keeping flyboy well and truly lulled…

💐 t

Happy Thanksgiving, even though I'm several days late, and the turkey is reaching a questionable age in the fridge! 🦃 I got so distracted the first time I read this. I had zero idea about the marshmallows and sweet potato thing 😭and then I wound up watching a video on it, even though I can't stand sweet potatoes 😔✌ here I am, days later

All I can imagine is Rhett poking his head around the corner and staring at Bobby for the longest time, looking for a sign of life before he dares touch the attic. And then the Reader, not knowing what the hell he's doing, pokes their head out too, like, "?? what are you doing?" and if Bob opens his eyes in this very moment, he's going to think he's in a damn sitcom.

It's not like it's a surprise that Bob is currently in the same kind of slumber that made Romeo think Juliet was dead; Natasha still talks about the time this happened on a deployment and ended in them calling a damn medic.

And so maybe Rhett is the reason why there were so many marshmallows in the sweet potatoes...and maybe, just maybe, he's the one who deliberately placed the whole dish on the table, knowing Bobby wouldn't be able to help himself...

Turns out, putting Bob Floyd into a food coma is insanely easy.

The Reader has zero idea what Rhett is up to, but they're standing in the kitchen sneaking another piece of their favorite leftover when they just start hearing a distant, "motherfucker! No, no, no, shit!"

Walk around the corner, and it's Rhett fighting with the lower half of the Christmas tree 🙄

"You couldn't wait?"

"Wanted t' see how far I can get before he wakes up."

It's honestly impressive how much manages to happen while Bob is snoring in the corner of the couch. The festive mugs have been switched out for the winter set, the Christmas tree is fully standing and half-fluffed (that's a job that Rhett has decided Bob can keep), there are reindeer figurines on the shelf, and even the festive blankets and rugs have made their appearance. Hell, Rhett found the mistletoe Bob harassed y'all with last year and hung it above the bedroom door.

Bob knew he could be a heavy sleeper, especially when he's over-ate and found himself a cozy spot to nap, but he truly thinks he's slept a whole month when he opens his eyes. It was Thanksgiving when he settled down, and now Christmas has taken over the house.

The moment he lays eyes on Rhett, he knows it was him who started this because the big ol' cowboy is standing there looking back at him like:

Guilty as can be.

(Bobby hasn't the slightest clue that Rhett has armed himself with a piece of mistletoe and is gonna exploit it for endless free kisses the moment Bob is close enough)

[dayslynthesix]

match point | jenson button x volleyball player!wife

for some dumb reason while i was watching the usopen i got this idea of jenson and here we are so lets goooo

ps: this is a agegap, jenson is 9 years older than the mais character and I made some adjustments to fit the character, all the team mentioned here do exist and are the ones i support in real life

2009, Monaco

It was my dad's favorite time of the year, the Monaco GP and the one and only that we always go to watch, since I was a child. I skipped class that week just to be there, and probably my volleyball couch would be very angry once i went back to college, but family traditions are here for something. My oldest brother, Jeremy, was very close friend to someone inside the Brown garage, so not only we were watching the grand prix but we were also watching the grand prix from the big tv inside the garage.

And Jenson Button, of course.

He was fighting for the championship, something no one thought Brown could do it, especially this year. Jenson and Jeremy were close in age and they had something in common, they really like to party, and that's how they became friends - and also how i got a crush on him.

Jenson won the Monaco grand prix, he was dripping champagne and sweat once my brother introduced us. We shaked hands and shared a polite smile, nothing more. He said hi to my dad and that's all. But he and my brother went partying together, that's for sure. And tomorrow my brother would brag about it, as he always did every once in a while when they went out.

After all, he was one of the Jenson Button friends.

2013, Italy

Main setter of the US national team.

Captain of the US national team.

Number 1 in the setters ranking.

Captain of VakifBank.

That's me. All me. I couldn't believe that i was here. Inside of a court. Playing pro. If you asked me how this happened, I wouldn't be able to answer. One day I was 7 playing beach volleyball with my friends and a few years later I was 23 playing pro in Turkey.

It was the finals of the European Championship, we were down 2-0, all they had to do was to win the current set, but we really wanted that title, and we were fighting for it.

19x13.

19x15.

19x19.

20x23.

21x25.

We can do it. I know we can.

My dad's voice is echoing trough my mind. Play smart. Play safe. Don't risk. You can do it. Your team can do it. Trust them.

2x2 on sets.

We were goind the best of 5.

That title was ours. I had the best of the best. I trust my team. The title is ours.

14x14.

I looked trough the court. I knew where they weren't defending. I knew those players.

I set the ball, my outside hitter put on the block.

I made the first touch.

The libero set to me.

That point was the 14x15 we needed.

Just one point.

We can do it.

We did it.

The court went insane. The cheering. The noise. The hugs. We did it. We won. We were European champions. I made it. I the middle of the noise, the crowd, the yellow jerseys I spotted my family, my mom, my dad, my brother. And him. Jenson was there too. He was there, he was wearing the jersey with my name and number.

Rossi. 1.

The award ceremony was always my favorite part of every competition. The warm. The love. The anticipation.

"And the MVP award is going home. Is going to Turkey, Yolanda Rossi, congratulations, you are the most valuable player on this tournament."

I don't know how I'm here today. I don't know what I did to deserve the blessing of be on court, doing what I love, with people that I love. But I was.

I don't remember how I ended up being held in the air, hugging Jenson Button himself, while he was wearing my name and my number. But i remember that day was the day that we finally had something in common. I remember how we talked about our lives, our family, about England, US, about formula one, volleyball, and I remembered the crush I used to have for him. And that he's an insanely good kisser. And that after that day, there wasn't one sigle day I wanted to spend without him.

2023, California

"We met in very different moments of our lives, Like, I was in college, Jenson was being champion that year. I was 19, I didn't knew shit of life, he was on the road far more time than I was. Looking back, it makes sense why we didn't get along in the beginning. 2009 was a very strange and very distant year. But when we met again in 2013, it was different, I mean, I was in a very different place, I was already in national team, playing pro, at that point, I was the best..."

"You're still the best." Jenson cut me halfway my sentence, taking a smile from the hosts of the podcast we were on.

"Yeah, yeah, I'm still the best... but like, 2013 made sense for us. I remember that final match when I saw him wearing that infamous yellow shirt with my name on it, one of my teammates at time had to hold me. And it sounds cliche, brother best friend and so, but I crushed him so hard and took him 4 years to notice."

"It didn't, I knew way sooner. The way you were looking at me on the Monaco podium? I knew it, babe, I always knew. But as you said, the first time it didn't make sense, but later i thought that, looking back, was the right moment, we didn't rushed things and they worked the way they should. Plus, your brother would kill me if I had asked you out in 2009."

"Yeah, he would, and at this point I wouldn't have a husband." The hosts just let us tell them the story. Asking questions once in a while, just letting us talk about it.

"Yolanda had for a very long time the most insane agenda. Like, the club season went from October to May, sort of, and than the national team season was about May to September, she was almost always on court, the free periods of time she had free was like, I don't know, once in a lifetime? And my agenda was also very messy, I was traveling around the world every week and when I was not I was in Turkey with her. At the same time she was a formula one master I was a volleyball master, I got myself thinking where the other team player was missing to defend a ball, how the block wasn't right and sometimes, during a grand prix, she was on the phone with my race engineer talking about strategy, thats why we worked so well together."

Jenson love to tell people about that, it happened twice but he was very proud about how those two times I made the right call.

"I thought about stopping after Rio Olympics, and I did, for a year and a half I was traveling with Jenson around the world, and it was magical, but I miss the court, and the game, and ny teammate so badly that i take myself out of retirement. Rio was the most amazing thing in my life, i achieved my goal, I was a gold medalist at an Olympics. I never thought I could do it twice you know? Winning the title is not impossible, but it is very difficult to hold the gold for the next Olympics."

The flashbacks from that day was on loop on my mind. That game was insane. That atmosphere were amazing. It was one of the best days of my life.

"She called me and she was like "I'm on the final" as if I didn't watched the game for the semifinal, the next thing I knew was McLaren very mad at me because I was going to the airport to see my girl play her first Olympics final, and once I got there, she was also mad at me because I was supposed to be on factory. I didn't care where I was supposed to be."

"He said that but he was also very mad because I lost a game to be there to his final race and imagine how surprised I was in 2017 whe he was racing in Monaco? But we made those sacrifices to be there for each other."

Our wedding was always on topic. Always.

"Yeah, my man of honor were Seb, Mark and Lewis. And Lan's friends kept looking at them with a very intrigued face, as my friends kept looking at that amout of volleyball players walking around. I think that at our wedding there was like 20 gold medals, or more, Lewis, Seb and I together we didn't have the amount of titles they had and that was insane."

"At the end of the night we were almost competitively showing our titles to them, especially Priya and Lewis, they were on each others neck about who was the most victorious and Priya would kill me if she listen to me saying that unfortunately for her, Lewis had more titles than her."

We took a break to have a coffee, take a few pictures, eat something and to finish the episode.

"Yeah, I'm retiring after Paris. I didn't think I was coming back for Tokyo but Karch called me and I went, it was worth the price, but I'm gonna be like 34 in Paris, and all the pre Olympics and VNL apart from the club season is taking the price very seriously, but after Paris I'm retiring, I have achieved all my goals, gold medal, won everything with my teams, world champion, like, I rather retire while I'm still considered the best than to put mediocre seasons in the future."

"She says that but she was on edge once I did that. But our bodies pay the price. Being a high level athlete is very expensive, the traveling, the training, the exhaustion, being away from home, our friends, family... it's difficult, I'll be there for her last set and I'll bring every friend of mine, Lewis said that he and Seb will also be there, and Mark is still believing that she's going to Australia 2028. And fun fact, every time she's at the paddock with me, the young drivers are surrounding her, like, yeah, I'm jealous."

We had amazing 10 years of just traveling around, playing and driving for a living and sharing more things that we could ever hope to. Jenson and I build a life together. We grew and learned things about love that I know I wouldn't lear from anyone in the world. A lifetime wasn't enough to the amount of happiness we share.

jensonbutton

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jensonbutton were just going there to get married and we'll be back soon

yrossibutton cheers to miss and mister button (i still think jenson rossi-button would be insanely good)

jeremyrossi congrats to my favorite people

lewishamilton we still have more titles.

priyacaspari no, you dont

dahliabishop no, you don't

khill1 lol

august 13, 2017

yrossibutton

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yrossibutton oops, we did it again. THANK YOU to my team, my coach, my family, my husband, my friends and all the support. after rio i find it very difficult to believe that i would be here again, but my people show me how wrong i was and it was a privilege to be on the highest spot on the podium with them one more time. congrats to the brazilian team, they did amazing during these olympics and im honored to play against them. thank you tokyo, you treated me very nicely and ill be forever grateful for these days.

jensonbutton insanely proud of you and the team. well done, girls, amazing volleyball as usual.

priyacaspari we did it! its a privilege to play with you

lewishamilton wow, two in a row? you're about to beat me

jeremyrossi my sister is a badass

maxverstappen1 number 1 for a reason

jensonbutton i know you're dying to make a comment about how the two of you are a perfect match, i know

yrossibutton yeah, i know it too, but maxie im already married

usavolleyball well done, girls. let's keep pushing.

august 8, 2021

yrossibutton

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yrossibutton last ride with this team couldn't be different. im wearing yellow and black for the past 8 seasons in my pro life, it was a great last ride. thank you turkey, im forever grateful for all those 10 years, thank you girls, i love all and each one of you. gabi, i know you'll be the most amazing captain this team could ask for, it was a pleasure to see you grow and become the amazing player you are. see you all outside the court.

vakifbank thank you, Yolanda. you are the best.

gabiguimaraes10 thank you! it was a honor all those years.

jensonbutton you did amazing, bae

maxverstappen1 i mean...

april 4, 2024

yrossibutton

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yrossibutton three in a row. wow. i dont even know where to start. the first time i put these colors on i was 22, i wear them for 12 years, i won and i lose with them. i was very happy and very disappointed too. 2016 was dream coming true. just to be there and play an olympics i was happy, and we won. 2021 was the "i made it", it was a dream i didn't knew i had it. that gold medal is more than i could have ever expected. this one i have no words to describe. i don't know what im feeling while i hold this medal. or how to say goodbye, but thats it, 12 years later and im resting that shirt, resting the captains belt and saying goodbye to the most memorable career i could ever dream about it. thank you, paris, you'll be forever in my dreams. thank you, girls, you deserved it. to priya and dahlia who are here since 2016, it was an honor and a pleasure to play with you and share more than the court with the two of you. thank you. thank you. thank you.

lewishamilton congrats yoyo, you deserved every second of that, im very proud of you

jensonbutton forever my number 1.

priyacaspari i love you, i love every second of the time we share in this sport

dahliabishop it was meant to be us against the world

gabiguimaraes10 congrats, yolanda. it was a pleasure to play with you and to watch you play. thank you for everything you did. you're a legend.

august 10, 2024

jensonbutton

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jensonbutton longest pitstop ever.

charles_leclerc ferrari could say that

lewishamilton congrats to my favorite godson, both of your parents are world champion

sebastianbettel congratulations J and Yoyo, you'll be amazing parents.

dahliabishop this child will be surrounded by 3 different sports, make the beats of witch one they'll choose

jeremyrossi tennis, obviously, they uncle have 12 grand slams under the belt

maxverstappen1 they godson have 17 world championships

yrossibutton what kinda of math is that

maxverstappen1 i have 3, lewis have 8, charles has 3, sebs 4, so...

priyacaspari each of us have 3 gold olympic medals, 1 world championship, 3 club world championships and god know how manny leagues

january 14, 2025

yrossibutton

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yrossibutton welcome to the team elise rose rossi-button, know that whatever tennis, volleyball or formula one you choose you be forever loved.

jensonbutton im the most lucky man in the world.

lewishamilton welcome little lis, we already love you more than you know

priyacaspari youll be an amazing outside hitter, i know that

jeremyrossi i just know youll break all the records

maxverstappen1 next redbull driver

charles_leclerc no

yrossibutton LOL not a chance

jensonbutton kids... no fighting (she's not choosing ferrari)

charles_leclerc i won with ferrari, 3 times ok?

maxverstappen1 after 5 years of suffering, she doesn't deserve this fate

july 14, 2025

i didn't liked this one at first but at the end i still don't know if i do but i hope you enjoy it

xoxo

[lucifers-horror-harem]

Top 5 Kim Coates roles ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

YEAHHHHH ACE U ACTIVATED MY TISM TRAP CARD!!!! So I'm gonna go from 5 to 1 cause i love he so much sdfgfrfghtrd

5. Bennett in Resident Evil: Afterlife

I know he's not in the movie long but FUCKKKKKKK he's just perfect Kim Coates role, he's doing his thang and it's amazing. What an asshole, scummy asshole film producer, I love him.

4. Steve Serrano in King of Sorrow

This one is a BANGER role for him. He plays a corrupt cop that does drugs and does vigilante kills for his fucked up morals, and ends up hooking up with a psychologist who is also fucked up and they are fucked up together. It's great and I love him. I haven't made gifs of it yet but look at this bit crushed image of him in boxers chained to the toilet as he tries to go cold turkey from heroin.

3. Maurice and Sal in Ferocious

So Kim plays TWINSSSSSSSS in this movie, both of them nasty gross guys, they're not on screen at the same time cause Maurice bites it almost immediately but then you get Sal doing his deranged freak shit and oughhhhhhh he's so hot as both of them it's unfair and unreal and he deepthroats a gun at the end of the movie and he does it in such a slutty way. (not a real good pic of him as Maurice so again another movie i need to gif cause apparently this shit falls to me)

2. David Snow in A Friend of the Family

So this was a fucking Lifetime movie adjacent movie that was damn near impossible to find but I found it on ONE website and my god am I glad I did cause holy shitttttttt He basically plays a yandere stalker who's obsessed with his new next door neighbor and wants to kill her husband and basically gas lights her and keeps trying to get her to get with him as he slowly keeps trying to ruin her life because she won't get with him. It's INSANE and APPARENTLY supposed to be based on a real story that they blew out of proportion but anyways finding a movie where he's such a yandere AFTER I made Alan is like..... *AGGRESSIVE MONKEY NOISES*

Tig Trager in Sons of Anarchy

Okay I mean this one is obvious, right? Like this is the DEFINITIVE Kim Coates role. Tig gives you everything. You get slut, you get asshole, you get secret sweet dude, you get loyal till his last breath guy, he's your ride or die man. I'm obsessed with him.

[dangermousie]

This scene was aaaaa! (Yes, I peeked at ep 12 raw.) Mind you, this is after she knows he offed her dad blah blah they are they both so insane and I love it!!! Even my meager Turkish is enough to be able to tell that she says she hates him and he responds he loves her.

And then she takes him by the hand and leads him to her bedroom aaaaa!!!

The way they both suffer because they know it’s both the first and the last time!

And then she writes him a farewell letter and ditches while he sleeps. 

I started emitting seal noises at the whole “she banged him and ghosted him right after” thing omg Gulcemal bey!!! You’ve been used...heeeeee. (yeah yeah she loves him too blah blah I am still amused.)

N1 reason I love Turkish shows - they take some incredibly alpha, macho, testosterone-poisoned man who is built like a whole house and then break him down utterly by love. Like - this is 1000% more delicious because Gulcemal has THAT character and looks carved from granite as a default.

And he takes a swan dive off a cliff at the end of the ep and honestly, I realize there is one ep left and she will probably find him with amnesia or something and they will live happily ever after but this would 100% be a fitting ending and I’d be OK if the show stopped here.

This is basically a Fei Wo Si Cun novel as done by Turkey and I can’t get enough.

Another interesting thing to me is the screenwriter for this was the original screenwriter for Seyah Beyaz Ask, another tale of a macho, violent man with family trauma who marries a strong woman against her will who fights him as equals. The screenwriters changed for SBA and the story got softened somewhat (though still plenty excellent, it’s the Turkish show that dragged me back to them) so in some ways it’s like a small glimpse into what SBA may have been like. 

@aysekira @tomorrowsdrama​ @andoqin​ won’t anyone watch this total insanity with me?

[dailyweezer]

Not a request, but!! Thoughts on Pinkerton?

pinkerton is their best album easily. or at least my personal favourite (i could see arguments for blue and ewbaite).

pinkerton is definitely the most exciting and interesting album musically, it has a feel to it that i don’t think any of the other albums truly capture. the louder, rougher sound is unique for them and an incredible listening experience and the lyrics are truly something special. rivers writes so well on this album and it’s really interesting to hear the brutally honest wording.

pinkerton was my 2nd most listened to album last year (just after black parade) with like a full 25 hours spent listening to it it’s incredible, 10/10 album

you know what screw it, track by track opinions:

Tired of Sex - really good opening to the album, it introduces the tone of the whole project perfectly. i’m amazed at how well it translates onto pinkerton from SFTBLH, they managed to change it just enough to provide a fantastic opening. the kind of drone on the vocals emphasises rivers exhaustion with his current lifestyle very neatly and the sudden bursts of noise starting up as the lyrics become angrier is gnarly as hell i love the loud guitar

Getchoo - this one hits like crazy i love the sound of the chorus, the little ah-hAH right at the end of it when it goes slightly higher scratches the brain itch just right. the actual characters of the song feel so real, the whole album feels real, and it’s actually mint.

No Other One - same deal with the characters, this is gonna mostly just be me reiterating that Rivers killed it with the songwriting here. absolutely love this song, the long, winding intro kicking in suddenly with the bM-bm-Bm-bm-BM is heavenly, it’s a truly lovely melody (i have no clue how music actually works) and makes for a fantastic song, one of the best on the album

Why Bother? - this one makes me go bananas it’s so quick and fast and speedy and other synonyms and it just mmmmm good track good song everything explodes and i love it. also you guys know Rob Cantor from Tally Hall did a cover of this song for a Pinkerton tribute album and it’s really sick

Across the Sea - oh boy this is it this is the track where my opinion gets the account shut down. it’s good man it’s really good this song really hits. like obviously the lyrics are- they’re fucked they’re fucked up, but they’re honest and the fact that this song even exists at all and weezer put it on the album means a lot and made huge strides in musical lyricism as a whole. i honestly really enjoy it. and like it sounds good instrumentally as well the little piano noodles are so funny and chimey and cool and the repeating of the actual “i got your letter, you got my song” tune by the guitar immediately after it is nice it makes me happy

The Good Life - fucking insane track blam blam blam i love it i love it i love it. it’s time he got back. the actual historical elements of Rivers life that tie into this track is very interesting in regards to the weezer lore. this is a loud song and it’s a crazy song and everything about it is good and everyone should go listen to the good life

El Scorcho - now this is the song of all time. the lyrics are so silly goofy i adore them, he’ll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon man (the sudden slam i tot he chorus from that line is so good as well). Matt Sharps back in vocals are really nice to listen to, it isn’t his best vocal performance in the songs he was on but it’s very nice, and Brian Bells first ever vocal performance on a studio album (pretty sure he sang on the longtime sunshine recording earlier) is slaying honestly. that whole section of the song slams me violently back into the wall with some invisible force everytime i listen to it i mean how stupid is it i can’t talk about it i’ve gotta sing about it and make a record of my heart. anyway el scorcho good song ay carumba

Pink Triangle - funny funny gay song. unironically though this one is pretty perfect the instrumentals throughout the entire song is completely solid and i mean the lyrics are- they put my kind in the weezer lyrics. (actual history element of this is one of my favourite pasty’s of weezer lore, girl it’s about heard the song and it turns out she isn’t even a lesbian)

Falling For You - this one is my favourite weezer song. in my top 3 songs of all time alongside MCR - Mama and Komm Sußer Todd. it is, and it doesn’t feel like it the first time, but it is genuinely one of the greatest songs ever made. just listen to it. listen to the album. every little detail from the japanese voicelines in static at the beginning to the perfect melody and loudness of the chorus to the way all of the verses flow like that to the way he says little old three chord me (such a good line such a good line i am so normal) to the screaming the title in the final chorus. it’s immaculate. i love weezer pinkerton

Butterfly - this track is divisive. most people either think it’s the only good part of the album or it isn’t worth listening to after the rest of it. these people are incorrect. it’s a perfect closer for the album, after all the bangers, this is the mash to make, the full- bangers and mash. i actually do love the concept of winding it down at the end of the album like this and butterfly is really exactly how to do that. it’s beautiful and a really profound and perfect way to call back to the rest of the album and reflect on all the beautiful themes and concepts touched on. and hey, if butterfly doesn’t do it for you, you always have…

THE BONUS TRACKS ON PINKERTON DELUXE

oh baby those bonus tracks

i won’t talk about all of these specifically but Devotion, I Just Threw Out The Love Of My Dreams, Longtime Sunshine and Tragic Girl are all favourites of mine. blast off! too even though that’s not actually on pinkerton deluxe. Songs From The Black Hole was an incredibly interesting concept and a lot of the unused tracks from it or parts that were worked on to pinkerton also stand as incredible pieces of art

so in conclusion:

what have we learned today

pinkerton is one of the greatest albums of the 90s, one of the greatest albums of all time, and everyone should listen to and love pinkerton

i am so normal about weezer

[tired-biscuit]

do all the fruit emojis asks! (because i said so and yes that includes tomato)

🍓 favorite food

it’s constantly changing but as far as actual meals go, i can never resist a turkey steak with rice and cream sauce. i loved eating that as a kid whenever we went to a restaurant with my family and it kind of stuck with me i guess, lol.

🍅 least favorite food

bell peppers of any kind. i fucking hate bell peppers and they smell so bad to me, idk why disjsjdj

🍊 favorite season?

fall!! though i am a huge fan of summer as well.

🍋 favorite genre to read / watch / write

depends on the type of media. i love to read thrillers and horror, watch true crime/detective movies and shows and write romance/smut.

🍐 if you could make one character real, who would it be

i don’t think this one needs any answering lmao

🫐 some place you’d love to visit

i want to visit america just for the experience and at least one of the countries where i’d be able to see the northern lights.

🍇 a word your friends would use to describe you

caring.

🍒 what is your earliest memory

i remember my older sister making up this insane christmas story one night back when all three of us were still living at home and we all shared one bedroom. i couldn’t sleep and i remember laughing so hard that my tummy was hurting, but like in a good way, and our dad stormed into our room because we were making so much noise and it was just pure chaos.

🍌 what is one talent you wish you had

i wish i could draw. that or maybe it’d be cool if i was like super stretchy so that i could freak people out by running at them on all fours but like upside down LMFAO

thanks for playing!! <3

get to know me asks!!

[purplesurveys]

1717

How do you feel about tomato sauce with chunks of tomato? I mean I don't like tomatoes to begin with, so I feel like I'm just not gonna have a good time with this.

Do people think you look like either of your parents? Does that offend you? I look very much like my mom and no it doesn't offend me at all.

Do you prefer regular bacon or turkey bacon? Regular only because I've never had turkey bacon and it'd be impossible for me to compare.

Are you more of a talker or a listener? Listener.

Do you think it’s weird when people talk to their pets like people? No but for the people who find it weird I kind of feel sad for them.

Where do most of your relatives live? Ooh I don't know what the real answer to this would be. We're scattered across Metro Manila and our provinces, but there are many others who have permanently settled abroad too.

What is the last place, other than home, that you stayed overnight? Our Airbnb in Malaysia. I can't believe it'll be two months since then.

Would you ever buy a motorcycle? No, I don't know how to ride one.

What is the most unusual thing in your reach right now? I still have the deodorant I bought in Thailand and that's pretty unique. I don't know how to explain it...it looks like a crystal? Crystal deodorant, is that a thing? It was the only kind available at the nearby 7-Eleven.

Are you sitting by a window right now? Yes.

Do you have anything other than posters or pictures on your walls? My wall lamp right by my office space.

What is the furthest you have traveled alone? Alone...probably just Muntinlupa, lol. I'm scared to go into the expressways alone.

Have you ever ridden a train? Sure. What's funny though is I rode the train in Thailand more times than I *ever* have in the Philippines in 25 years.

Have you ever done something you told yourself you’d never do? Yeah, I'm not very good at keeping some of the promises I make for myself.

Are you tattooed? Or does it freak you out? You are correct in that getting tattooed does freak me out.

Are you attracted to or put off by people who are heavily pierced or tattooed? It depends. There are definitely some tattoo styles I'm not into. Excessive piercings are also a hit or miss with me.

Have you done anything productive today, anyway? I guess. I had to put in some work today because I needed to settle some decisions and confirmations with clients and it couldn't wait until Monday.

Eaten anything delicious today? My mom's spaghetti.

Have you ever taken in a stray animal? Not a stray, but we got Arlee from PAWS.

Do you have or want children? I don't want them anymore. I get really irritated around noisy children and for me, if I'm already impatient about everyday things like that I really don't think I'm cut out for parenting.

How do you feel about marriage? Ever been close? Marriage used to be the biggest dream I had for my future but my past relationship has entirely hardened me from it. I don't care for love and relationships much anymore.

Are you confident in your appearance? Fairly enough.

Do you enjoying taking pictures? Just of things I want to count as memories, but I'm not one to take photos or videos of every single thing I come across.

Do you take pictures of THINGS, or are you just a camera whore? xD LOL at the whore and the xD. How old is this survey? Anyway, yes I mostly take photos of things I encounter. Food I eat, funny signs, dogs spotted...

Do you believe in “the one” or “soulmates”? Sure, but I also believe that people can be perfectly content without their own.

Have you ever dated someone simply for their looks? No.

What about dating someone simply because you felt too bad to say no? Nope.

Are you eating anything right now? I just had dinner, so no.

Does it drive you INSANE when people chew with their mouth open? I can move past it. There are other more irritating noises for me.

Does any food always make you sick but you love it too much to not eat it? Not sick but it makes my stomach upset -- anything with milk.

How do you feel about alcohol? It's fun to drink but everyone who it does should be responsible with how much they take and know how much they're able to handle.

Have you ever been drunk? Yes. I'm pretty low-tolerance so I am also usually the first one in a group to start feeling giddy.

Do you like orange juice with pulp? I've never had that kind.

Do you scream for ice cream? Nah I'm not really into ice cream; I'm a slow eater, so ice cream always ends up melty and soupy with me.

Which orange came first; the color or the fruit? I wanna say the color? Surely some elements in the universe were already orange long before the fruit came about.

Are you in school? If so, for what? Not in school.

What is your dream job? To never have to work ever again in my life, lol. < This is very real and also very relatable. I'd have to say same.

Have you ever experienced a natural disaster? Yes typhoons are typical here.

Do you feel bad when bad things happen to other people? Or do you not care? If you don’t, do you feel guilty about that? I do feel bad especially when the bad thing was caused by things out of their control. It's definitely a case-to-case basis though. Some also deserve to have their asses handed to them.

Aren’t you a little nervous about posting photos online? Well, no.

Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness? I haven't.

What was the reason you washed your hands last? I just finished washing the dishes and I didn't want my hand to smell like sponge.

Is there something you should be doing? I should be sleeping earlier than usual but I'll kill some time first.

[elenorasweet]

You ever speak a language all your life and the words become sort of meaningless noise to you?

Like, I learned English second. I sometimes stop and think about English words like "Turkey" and go "lol why is it named after tukey what the fuck".

But French is my first language, so I have never thought of the word "Dinde", and how it's just "D'Inde", which is "From India", and how fucking insane that is. I'm French Canadian, we HAVE wild Turkeys here, and we still call them "Dinde". What??

[jakesguitarstring]

WAIT i need to know the traumatic turkey experience i’m giggling so hard idk why (only if you’re comfortable w it obvi)

hahaha yeah ... okay so in kindergarten we went on a field trip to a farm to see all the animals. super fun right?? and it WAS until the turkey area. they were behind a fence and the leader was like "under no circumstances should you stick your fingers into the grates. they will peck you." cause apparently it was like their mating season and they get aggressive lmao. anyway the idiot next to me stuck his finger through the fence and low and behold the damn turkey pecked or bit him or something. he freaked out and pulled his finger out which like caught on the fence or something and like spurted blood which landed on me. and it just caused absolute chaos amongst both the turkeys and all of us little kindergartners. hahaha. like it wasn't really the turkeys fault but i'm still very very scared of them. its definitely a core memory lmao

[possible-eldritch-horror]

Listen if you dont love and appreciate Whirl for being the feral little bastard he is then you are living a truly sad life and I pity your existence

[blnk338]

COD Headcanons!!

Pt 2 b/c you guys loved these sm

Relationship hcs!!

Price:

Good chef, GREAT at bbq

Taps his phone screen too hard and squints at it

Googled “Pegging” because Soap told him to

Regrets it dearly

“I’m just going to rest my eyes” and falls into comatose for 8-10 years

Was the best man at Laswell’s wedding and still cries today thinking about it

Does the dad-sneeze thing

Supporter of small businesses

Vanilla > chocolate ice cream will get into a heated argument over this

Will put on a 19th-century oil tycoon accent when asking questions about technology to make light of the situation

This started when he didn’t know how to change the wallpaper on his iPhone

Laswell does an incredible impression of his impression

Crazy emetophobia

HOLIDAY DAD! Absolutely shite with gifts but will wake up at 3 am to set up everything and give you a good holiday

Very comfortable in his masculinity from raising two daughters, made sure to teach himself how to raise them to be smart and safe, and actively does his best to keep himself in check and support the women in his life

Ultimate straight ally

His oldest, 15, made him and her little sister go to pride and he voluntarily wore a shirt that said “free dad hugs”

Gaz:

Got Price to say “Girl trust you will be dealt with” and had to get Soap to punch him so he could breathe again

Fluent in French!

Bisexual w/ a preference for women

Needs two triple-shot espressos every morning

Hates oat milk; thinks it's grainy

Is lactose intolerant though

But he’s not the shit-your-brains-out lactose intolerant, he’s the wallow-in-pain-on-the-bathroom-floor-for-eighty-minutes lactose intolerant

Turkey hater. Not the animal, the food. Thinks it’s dry and flavorless

Okayish cook, phenomenal baker.

Will leave baked goods in the sergeant's/lieutenant's and captain's offices/breakrooms and act surprised when he sees the plate of freshly baked brownies

Tried smoking weed, hated it.

Middle child of an older sister and a younger brother

Didn’t like The Office

Soap:

Can make balloon animals out of anything balloon-like (condoms included)

Has a TikTok, makes TikTok references

Loves cats and dogs equally, but had only dogs growing up so he’s not really sure how to deal with cats

In a constant state of "trying his best"

Dick stick-n-poke tattoo on his calf

30-minute night routine

Double exfoliates

Disgusted at Ghost’s hygiene

Loves the holidays; this man goes fucking insane for Christmas lights and his house is the biggest source of light pollution in the entirety of the UK

RELIGIOUSLY a supporter of small businesses. Loves little family-run stores and buys local produce/groceries all the time

Highlighter kid in grade school

Blamed a fart on Gaz and asked him if he was feeling “Gazzy” (Garrick smacked the shit out of him)

Makes gagging noises over comms to fuck with Price

Knows what kinning is, kins Rainbow Dash

ADHD

Coffee does the opposite for him; he’ll be bouncing off the walls and you’ll hand him a double shot espresso and he’s calm as all fuck

GREAT AT READING SOCIAL CUES THOUGH

Really knows how to read body language and will step back if anyone gets uncomfortable

Youngest of 3 brothers and one older sister (she’s second to oldest amongst his siblings)

König:

Will literally sit at home in full tactical gear

Chess master

Loves horror movies but gets super scared

Likes Scrabble

Bug kid!!!!!

Hates birds. No one knows why.

Doesn’t drink, prefers virgin versions of alcohol

Drunk König is a sad König

Wore headgear because of his teeth when he was in middle school

Favorite color is yellow but does love green!

Will accidentally man-handle people because he forgets his strength

Always so terribly sorry about it

Ghost:

Has had his license revoked an uncountable number of times (currently does not have a license)

Drives

No rizz

Horrifyingly good aim with anything and everything. Will chuck trash across the house and somehow land it in the bin

Will lean his head down slightly if someone he respects (and is shorter than him) is talking

One of those dog people that’s like “I fucking hate cats.” And then you find them napping together, and he’s carrying the cat in the hood of his jacket, and he sneaking them treats, and he’s talking to them in a baby voice…

Wins staring contests, always

Knows his staring is bad, but doesn’t really do anything to change it

Speaking of which, he’s got a horrible German stare (google it)

Spaces out and sways side to side slightly, unaware that he’s been glaring lasers into an unsuspecting private for like a solid forty seconds.

Doesn’t know what kinning is but would kin Winter Soldier / Bucky Barnes

Likes sensory toys but will never buy one because he thinks they’re too obvious.

Really wants a sensory slug

Definitely the jealous type but will not say a single fucking word

Soft spot for animals and young children

Likes drinking for a buzz, but will easily stop himself. He doesn’t like being unaware of his surroundings

Edibles > mass amounts of alcohol

Little fidgeting -> rubbing his thumb across the side of his index finger, squeezing his hands, twitching his feet but not enough to tap them, playing with the hems of stuff

Mirrors in his house are covered/removed

Wants a pet but won’t get one because he doesn’t like the idea of something relying on him, only to abandon them or discard them. He’s away for work often so it’s not like they would be taken care of

Doesn’t actively seek partners because he doesn’t think he’s worth it

Behind the confident, stoic attitude, he’s a man who doesn’t value himself and therefore, if he does have feelings for anyone, doesn’t put in the effort to pursue them or he tries to kill the warm feelings in him.

Better to be alone than to hurt someone he cares about

Graves:

Screams at Football (US) games

Thinks he can out-grill Price; cannot.

Lost his kids in the divorce

Thinks no-sock loafers are the way to go

Doesn’t wear socks that much, actually

Can’t handle spice

Mint n’ chip ice cream kinda guy

Fav beer is Natty Lit

Likes egg salad

Dog guy

Divorced twice, btw

“But if the roles were reversed…”

Doesn’t have a problem with climate change, and thinks that the weather is getting nicer so, if anything, the climate is just getting better

Uses Crest toothpaste

Left-handed and makes a big deal out of it

Gets really up in the ass about calling soccer “football” (not ironically)

[neoheros]

you wake up to loud consecutive pounding, sunlight aggressive against your eyes, and a suspiciously spacious bed without miya atsumu.

normally the bed isn't this spacious, normally it's a bit cramped, with the comforters constantly being pulled away, and a huge arm always annoyingly draped over you, but today, during this weird, loud, morning, the bed is all yours.

the pounding doesn't stop.

you groan, reaching for the alarm clock near you, and your eyes peek open to see the stark red that reads; 6:27 AM.

then there's that annoying pounding again.

you toss and you turn in your spacious bed, groaning everytime you do, and somehow, you feel that the pounding is only getting louder.

who is making all that noise at 6 am?

you have a feeling who, you just don’t want to admit it, because then, it’ll be your responsibility to do something about it.

the pounding is louder.

“i’m going to kill him.” you say to yourself, groaning and whining as you force yourself to get out of your comfortable bed.

a stark scowl on your lips as you try and find where that sound is coming from — and a vein feeling like it’s going to pop when you see that it’s from the balcony.

atsumu crouched on the floor as he hammers a nail over and over again on the balcony door, sweat visible on his forehead.

he looks good like this, you think for a second, then he pounds a nail in again, i’m still going to kill him.

you walk over to him — begrudgingly.

“hi.” you smile, your eyes crinkling as you see him.

atsumu looks up from where he’s crouching, and he smiles back at you, “hey, you.”

“good morning, how are you?” you walk closer to him, and you watch him pick up the hammer again.

he smiles, nodding, “good.”

and you smile back at him, “good? good.”

atsumu’s back to focusing on the door panel, the banging coming up again but this time way louder, and you try your hardest to keep your smile on.

“so, uh,” you laugh, “what’re you doing?”

he looks up at you, sweat on his forehead, and a goofy grin on his face, “oh, i’m fixing our balcony door.”

“huh, that’s right!” your shoulders rise as you laugh lightly, “you are!”

“you’re fixing our door,” you bite back a yawn, and your smile drops, “at six-thirty in the morning!”

he nods, “it was the only time i could do it.”

"okay, so why?" you shake your head, eyes still crinkled in drowsiness, "why?!”

"well, it was broken and it keeps opening in the middle of the night because of the draft," he stands up from his spot on the floor, and he tells you, calmly, "we couldn’t sleep through it."

"i was sleeping through it!" you yell, eyebrows tightly knit, "until my insane husband, atsumu-bob the builder-miya woke me up!"

he gives you a cheeky smile, “if you keep yelling like that, you’re going to wake the neighbors.”

and you bite, “don’t you speak to me about waking people up inappropriately.”

you grumble, crossing your arms over your chest, and the glaring sun comes back at you as atsumu picks up the hammer again.

you shake your head, “no! stop it!”

he looks at you, “i can’t just stop now.”

“yes, you can!” you nod frantically, “go cold turkey! join a support group!”

and he laughs, but you’re not sure if he’s teasing or if he’s just straight up laughing at you right now.

he gives you a gentle smile, “i can’t just leave the door like this.”

“tsumu, love of my life,” you start, and he smiles wider.

you let out a deep breath, “you can do anything you want, — as long as it doesn’t wake me.”

and he tells you, “but i didn’t wake you.”

“no,” you shake your head, “but your stupid hammering did!”

atsumu looks at you with whatever expression you can’t decipher, but you swear that the hammer in his hand looks like it’s still openly mocking you.

“tsumu,” you sigh, calling to him.

and he smiles, “love of your life.”

( you ignore his remark, glaring slightly. )

“i sleep around this time, okay, like every other normal person in the world,” you rub your eyes harshly, “it gives me energy, –”

you put your hands on his shoulders, “and it keeps me from killing my crazy husband!”

with the sunlight in your eyes and your annoyance towards … well, everything about this morning, you only now notice the space - or lack there of - between you and him.

of course, he still has that annoying smug smile on his face.

and right as you’re about to say something new, his smile gets wider, his free hand making its way to the side of your head, and he pulls you in to gently.

he kisses you quickly, deeply, pulling away after a firm second, and he smiles, “good morning.”

you grumble, “don’t sweet talk me.”

he smiles again, shoulders rising as he laughs, and he pulls you back into another kiss.

this time he keeps his lips on yours for a second longer, smiling widely against your mouth as his eyes fall close.

he pulls away again.

you narrow your eyes, “i hate you.”

and atsumu pulls you into a final kiss, less serious and more smiley on his part, and his hand on your head keeps you from pulling back.

you push him away, “okay, okay, you’re sorry.”

“right — i’m so sorry for being responsible and fixing our broken balcony door.” he laughs lightly.

and you nod, “yeah, you better think about what you did.”

atsumu kisses your forehead, cooing, “why don’t you go back to sleep? i’ll finish up here.”

so you smile, “hm, can i see that hammer please?”

and he immediately hands it to you, a small proud glint in his eye as he watches you take it.

“it’s pretty.” you point out, nodding with him as he does too.

then you put the hammer under your shirt, spinning on your heels as you turn away and walk.

“you’ll get this back later.” you scrunch your nose as he tries to interject, and you shake your head firmly, “like four pm!”

atsumu frowns, “but the balcony!”

and you take his hand with you as you trail him back inside, “it’s not going anywhere, tsumu.”