#insane that i also just found this guy randomly on pinterest

[limblesstar]

no one talk to me im thinking about the flamenco dancer who looks exactly like raphael

[snicker-dooodless]

excuse me sir but im gonna need you to ramble about sun wukong >:3

Okay- okay okay, so I’ve been holding back from answering this for a whiiilllee because I found it difficult to ramble about Wukong because my selfship with him is…complicated…[Rambling below!]

I love Wukong, I really do! And I really wanted to selfship with him when I first started to realize I had a crush on him. But- unlike allll of my other self ships, I couldn’t for the life of me think of lore for him and my sona. And I KNOW that’s not a big of a deal, selfshipping is supposed to be fun and free, but that little annoying bit in my brain keeps on telling me I have to have something planned out before selfshipping with him fully, like- before making a sona or drawing any art. And that’s okay! If it’s really bothering that small part of my brain so much, I’ll listen to it and put that selfship on the back burner and let me think about it.

But….in the mean time…there’s a certain other monkey that I’ve been eyeing uppp….

Macaque is so stupid. He is so edgy and thinks he’s so much cooler than he actually is. He’s exactly my type of guy. I can’t NOT fuck him.

For some reason, lore for him and my sona came SOO much easier than the lore or Wukong and my sona.

My sona, who, I’m just calling Sam for now cause I want to give her a Chinese themed name, but I wanna make sure I don’t accidentally fuck it up, so I’m putting that on the back burner for now as well! But annyyyway, she’s a sort of goddess. I don’t want to say exactly a goddess because I’d feel obligated to research Chinese legends so I don’t accidentally insult anyone but research scares me so I’m not committed to anything yet.

But, she’s technically a sky goddess. More specifically, a thunder/lightning goddess. She thinks so insanely high of herself and she is not afraid to let you know that. I’m sure all the praise she gets from her followers and stuff doesn’t help her ego but whatever.

Right now she’s trying to blend more into modern times, I don’t know whyyyy she’s doing this, she’s not afraid to just i go nto goddess mode randomly in the streets if there’s any danger, I think she’s just trying be ‘hip with the kids’ since she’s technically like thousands of years old. Idk.

She’d probably be introduced to the main group during when Lady Bone Demon freezes over the city and she joins the group to help. In the first few seasons/episodes she wouldn’t take up to much spotlight, she’d just be like Nezha at first before getting more dedicated episodes.

I don’t think I’ve described her that well so if you’re interested feel free to check out the Pinterest section I have for her (I also have one for her and Macaque)

Speaking of her and Macaque, I haven’t quite figured out their dynamic yet, only bits and pieces, but I like to think that at first they had a bit of a friendly rivalry. At first their egos would definitely clash causing them to get in petty arguments which would then lead to a small physical fight to let off steam.

It would start like Sam getting mad or petty at Macaque, throwing a lightning bolt in his direction, and when he ducks and turns around to stare at the lightning bolt now wedged into the wall, before smirking at her and being like. “Oh, ho ho ho, so you wanna go?”

And despite them having a sort of rivalry at first, it went by so quick I wouldn’t call their dynamic enemies to lovers, idk what I would call them tbh, but def not enemies to lovers lol.

They would often start physical fights, mostly by Sam being eager to show off and just fight and Macaque just humoring her. They would often do it to train, or just when both of them have won’t up energy, but when their relationship turns more romantic there would be something about how they fight that would make the group leave the room due to being grossed out.

ALSO! I kind of headcanon that in this universe, where my selfship exists, ShadowPeach did happen. And Macaque was dedicated, he was ready to give that relationship his all. And Wukong (who I headcanon to have commitment issues) was scared shitless at that fact.

But my sona is nothing if not committed. She’ll brag about her relationship with macaque, 24-7. If anyone insults him? Uhm??? Excuse you??? How dare you insult the partner of the sky goddess???

And Macaque is not used to that, at all!! He’s used to being the one who’s dedicated, not the other way around.

Anyway, ShadowStorm core blast!!!

[strawberryakabane]

Wholesome Karma bean Headcanons Pt 3! 🥰💖

. He'll reach for you in the night

. Will make any excuse just to hear your voice

. Brings you your favourite food/drink

. MAKES SURE you get enough food and stay hydrated

. Gives you surprise dates

. Teases you (in a cute way)

. Likes watching horror movies with you and cuddling into you

. Youre literally his pillow

. Tucks your hair behind your ear to whisper things to you

. Gives you food shaped like little strawberries

. Loves taking you to fairs and carnivals to go on all the rides

. Literally if you ever want ANYTHING he's already gone to get it for you

. Lovingly stares at you until he has your attention

. Smirks when he's close to you because he knows it makes you flustered

. Let's you wear his kimonos

. Neck kissesss

. Surprise hugs from behind

. He loves that you always blush around him

. Takes pictures of you at any and all times

. Down as Prince/Princess on his phone

. Always uses 😏😉😘😌💖😈❤️ when he talks to you

. Always asks where you're going so he knows where you are to come save you if you get lost

. Night drives to macdonalds

. He feeds you his food

. He thinks about your future together a lot

. He can be kind of insecure sometimes and he looks to you for comfort

. Whatever you feels he feels

. "hey my love, make sure you've eaten, drunk today, okay? I love you"

. Brings you desserts (and himself 😌)

. Winks at you from across the room

. Shows you off to everyone

. Sometimes you'll just hear him sing randomly and it's everything

. Picks you up and spins you round

. "you're so beautiful when you sleep"

. Highkey probably owns a sword collection

. He bought you a red ds because red.

. Teaches you the languages he knows

. Head pats

. Would never lie to you

. Refuses to let you pay at resteraunts

. Late night walks

. He'll never let you be cold

. Lowkey checks himself out in the mirror

. POWER COUPLE

. Rants to himself

. Always walks/lies/sits with his hands behind his head

. "if you don't like them just kill them"

. "Love you baby, don't kill anyone I wouldn't kill"

. Same friendship group and you guys hand out all the time

. Late night drive raves with you, him, Maehara, nagisa and isogai (they get into it eventually)

. Let's you buy him accessories

. Pinterest outfits

. Lowkey thinks about one day having a family with you

. Sings to you

. Bakes koro sensei cookies

. Goes on claw machines and doesn't stop until he's won you a plushie

. Cuddles and movies at nighttime

. Kisses your hand and asks you to dance with him (it's actually everything)

. Promises to protect you at all costs

. This man is a literal prince omg

. Does the pocky stick thing with you

. His morning voice is just 😘👌

. Randomly flops down on his bed

. Always gets songs stuck in his head and sings it repeatedly

. Leans on the door to wait for you (it's distracting to say the least) 😌

. Climbs trees and you sit there just vibing

. Wears his hat backwards

. Pulls you down on the bed no matter what you're doing

. Sometimes ties his hair back when he bakes

. Doodles all the time

. Rakes his hands through his hair when he's hot

. Looks insanely beautiful when he sleeps

. Sometimes bites his tongue with his teeth by accident

. He usually just gives up on studying while you're around to give you affection

. Rubs the back of his neck when he's tired

. He has a loose shirt that he wears for bed with a strawberry on it

. He makes you pancakes and cookies in the morning and for nighttime

. Always blushes when he sneezes

. He calls his little tuft 'the floof'

. Traces the lines on your hand

. Wears a maid outfit when you're sad to make you smile again

. Will lean down to kiss your hand and just whispers 'enchante prince/princess

. Bites his lip absent mindedly

. Curls up in a ball when he's cold

. Will save any insect he sees on the street

. If he ever smirks at you he's just trying to contemplate how much he loves you

. Asks you to tie his tie (even though he knows how to do it himself)

. He really likes it when you wrap your arms round him and pull him toward you

. Teases you to cover up when he likes something

. Sticks his tongue out at you when make blush

. Holds his arms out to teddy bear hug you

. Gives himself horns with the shampoo

. He has a designated spot for his clothes that you steal on the daily

. Frequent water fights

. If he gets serious bed hair, he'll ask you to brush it for him

. Loves any type of pinball or toy machine

. Will sit with you through any anxiety or panic attack and helps you in any way he can

. He won't let you carry anything he thinks might be too heavy

. He'll always show you baby clothes he found with strawberries on them

. Always has to blow the hair out of his face

. Probably listens to yungblud

. Always uses your strawberry chapstick and says he loves the way it tastes like you

. Does the peace sign or the middle finger in photos

. Does Polaroid pictures with you

. He doesn't like alarms so he relies on you to wake him up with affection in the morning

. Lowkey had an emo phase

. He has a secret world in animal crossing

Had a baldi's basics phase

. He fidgets a lot when he gets anxious

. Is obsessed with vines

. Actually really likes nature and learning about insects and stuff

. He thinks your eyes are so so beautiful and is always mesmerised by them

. Also listens to the living tombstone

. This man needs his morning coffee to survive

. Kisses your cheeks when you blush

. If he's hot sometimes he just wears shorts and nothing else

. He loves any type of cat, like this man is a cat person

. Does skincare routines

. Will always ask if you want to shower with him

. Loves any kind of spicy food

. Always smiles when you walk into the room

. Loves to help you study/teaching you things

. You stay up together making pillow forts and just doing fun things together