#infiniteseriesofhalfways

[somegrumpynerd]

we don't get snow in florida (at least not my part. occasionally they'll get flurries up north by the florida/georgia state line) but we do get our own version after it rains sometimes:

^ that's the backyard currently. ive never actually seen snow in person but i feel like at a quick glance it's kind of visually similar?

anyway i took the shrimp out to play and as soon as i saw it i thought of you saying it was snowing, and i was like 'same! in a florida way lol'

also obligatory photo of the shrimp:

(her name is trixie but she's my shrimp and i love her)

anyway (x2) i hope you're having a good day and you're enjoying the snow (if it hasn't melted away) 💙🖤

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOg!!!!!!!!!! She's so pretty please pet her many times on my behalf

Oooooooo that's so pretty!! Are they little flowers? :O I've never seen ones like that, they're beautiful! It does look like snow too

Sadly the snow didn't lie here, it just kinda melted immediately (rip) but it will probably keep trying cause it's pretty cold here right now. Hopefully it will snow soon because otherwise it'll just be icy ground and I'm gonna break all my legs trying to get to work lol

[goldenpinof]

Orlando VIP supposedly starts at 10 am. Their initial insta post said 10 am, then was changed to 12 pm.

fucking ticketmaster, is2g. let's see if they change information tomorrow, they still have a day. if they don't do it, this should be illegal. if there's a set time for everyone, they can't just make up their own.

AXS has nothing about a separate on-sale time for VIP/Silver tickets.

[fryday]

this is what im seeing as car?? but my brain might just be attached to the idea now idk

OOOOOOHHH OKAY i'm seeing the resemblance now 😭😭😭😭 did they ever get a shot of a car in one of their ditls?? or other vlogs like dnp and cats or something? grah

[jonsaremembers]

i woke up thinking about dnp and No One Needs To Know by Shania Twain and i thought you should know

I was LITERALLY just listening to this the other day same hat bestie!!!!

Adding this one to my list for the 90s country lyric project hehe thank youuu

[antiadvil]

i'd love to hear about Bad Dating Advice!

(wips)

this is one of my shamefully abandoned wips because the feelings got a little too real and it was unorganized and i was really sick and i just didn't want to fix it.

this was during my stucky phase. i was frustrated by the number of stucky fics i saw with incredibly poor communication (this is a common trope in many fandoms/pairings but it seems especially prevalent there). like i get it, it's cute to be like "oh our bond goes beyond words. we know exactly what we want from this. we don't need to talk about it." but that's very silly in real life. it reminded me of some pretty mediocre relationship advice i got from a friend about like, just going with the flow or whatever. which was NOT what i needed to hear at the time! and i knew it, too, i heard that and just went okay this guy doesn't get it. he doesn't understand my relationship with this person or what it needs (which was significantly MORE clear communication. not vibes based "oh it's cool we just get each other." even if we did get each other). and then i was like honestly, why am i even accepting advice? i know this person and our dynamic better than almost anyone and if i try to follow all this advice from other people i'm just going to stress both of us out. and i was like hey, is that a stucky moment?? that seems like a stucky moment?? i feel like steve would have this exact reaction to someone telling him something like "oh you and bucky are so important to each other, don't worry about it, i'm sure you'll work it out."

anyways, i mentioned the basic premise to my best friend and as always they enabled me (this is not the only WIP i only started because of their encouragement) by coming up with a lot of specific and funny bad dating advice that people would give steve. the moment that they pointed out that it was tony, not sam, who would tell steve to just offer to suck his dick, the fic just started writing itself in my head, and at that point i usually just give up and start writing it for real. and now here we are.

i might finish this one someday, it's just not something i'm actively working on right now because i'm trying to limit the number of fics i'm working on at a time to a drabble and a longer fic (this is not working i started outlining a new fic last week send help) and this isn't one of the "longer" fics i'm most interested in

[phanfictioncatalogue]

One Word Fic Titles (7) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three, part four, part five, part six

Angelfish (ao3) - PyroStormIsBae

Summary: musings on phil’s anxiety, self image issues, and new hair + how dan loves him through it all.

Appreciation (ao3) - Scuddleduck

Summary: "He's meant to just be appreciated."

Dan shows Phil how much he appreciates all of him.

Babylon (ao3) - ottertrashpalace

Summary: Just a little story about two boys realizing that they can make their own rules, and even if it's hard, they are worth it.

Believer (ao3) - phancakesandcoffee (decayedgeeway)

Summary: Dan's been hiding his feelings for almost 10 years. What happens when he can't keep hiding?

Benefits (ao3) - Misha_with_wings

Summary: They never talked about it.

"It" being those nights where one or both of them just needed a release and they helped each other out.

Maybe they both secretly wished they were more than friends, but friendship did have its benefits.

blackpool (ao3) - watergator (orphan_account)

Summary: dan and phil celebrate ten years together

Blonde (ao3) - philforscale

Summary: Phil went blonde. Dan loves it.

borrowed (ao3) - dan-whoell (infiniteseriesofhalfways)

Summary: Dan borrows an outfit to go down to the corner shop.

Butterfly (ao3) - A_Million_Regrets

Summary: Phil Lester, a lonely writer, finds a dying boy with beautiful black wings on a cold, rainy night in a dingy alleyway. He recognizes the boy as one of the winged men hated by human society. They are considered to be wild, ferocious beasts, but Phil's sympathy forces him to help the boy.

What happens when the boy, considered to be a wild beast, gets too attached and follows him home with an innocent, dimpled smile?

Dandelions (ao3) - throughtheirsnoses (det395)

Summary: Phil returns to his small town after studying how to improve his power that lets him grow plants with his mind. Phil is anxious and struggling with the expectations put on him to grow new plant-based medicine and on top of it all, his childhood best friend, Dan, gets his heart broken and turns to Phil as a rebound. Phil panics.

dangender (ao3) - classichysteria

Summary: it’s late at night and dan just wants to talk about what’s on his their mind

Desires (ao3) - A_Million_Regrets

Summary: What would you do if you were suddenly hauled from your inauspicious life and dumped into an unforeseen catastrophe with your worst enemy?

Dan Howell and Phil Lester completely and utterly hate each other. They fight every time they meet, and all of their friends are tired of it. But one day, these two hot-headed, reckless men stumble through a secret passage in a mysterious old house and wake up on a strange island uninhabited by other intelligent life forms. They only have each other and no way to escape. Will they fight to death, or will they learn to trust each other in a world where no one else exists? Can they put aside their mutual hatred for each other to survive this misfortune?

Dress (ao3) - ForeverJustAnEmoKidAtHeart

Summary: After the Halloween Baking video, Sister Daniel has some fun with Phil and Phil… Well, Phil should just be glad he made it through the end of the filming.

Float (ao3) - Aliquis

Summary: Dan's a professional, after all, and this is his job. Just another day at the office in front of hundreds of their grown-up fans whose expectations exited the stratosphere somewhere between his last two posts on socials. Fuck.

Her (ao3) - Absolutefilthimsosorry

Summary: Set after Dan’s birthday stream.

A new costume for Phil leads to a new kind of roleplay

holiday (ao3) - dan-whoell (infiniteseriesofhalfways)

Summary: two moments on holiday, fourteen years apart

Home (ao3) - Japhan2024

Summary: Dan visits Phil for the first time. This is how I envision it would have gone.

Kaleidoscope (ao3) - danisnotinteresting

Summary: A fan makes up a rumour about Dan which turns out to be true, he assumes Phil must of leaked this and becomes very distraught.

papercut (ao3) - schnaf

Summary: A cut. A tiny little cut, barely visible - just like a papercut. A cut - and yet, to Dan, it’s so much more. It’s the case he’s working on, the case only he seems to be taking seriously - it’s a serial killer’s signature. So when he gets the chance to track down the murderer, he doesn’t hesitate. And then, there’s Phil, Phil who’s making the chase so much more bearable, Phil who adds something completely different to his task. But things aren’t always what they seem.

Phlonde (ao3) - greyskysss

Summary: Phil gets his hair dyed. Thats the fic

pigeons (ao3) - SylvesterLester

Summary: Dan is wondering if it’s too late to admit he really doesn't care for pigeons all that much.

Or, it's 2017, and the two just moved to the new flat which has a balcony and a new hyper fixation for Phil.

Pounce (ao3) - Kim_Aurora_135

Summary: Dan and Phil met online. This is a fiction of the first in-person meeting.

Precious (ao3) - Scuddleduck

Summary: dnp have intimate lazy sex or whatever the fuck made people so mad on twitter. ( I didn't write the post, I'm just using it as a prompt)

Their first night on holiday.

rebrand (ao3) - dan-whoell (infiniteseriesofhalfways)

Summary: Phil makes some changes and meets a boy named Dan.

Ribs (ao3) - dumbclownsao3

Summary: Dan had felt old from a very young age.

snowballs (ao3) - calvinahobbes

Summary: your mum is trying to get me drunk

Someday (ao3) - philsdrill

Summary: “Everyone had a link with their soulmates, some could hear some of their partners thoughts, some had a tattoo that would appear with their partners name; for me, I knew when they got sick.” For a while Phil has thought that his soulmate might have an eating disorder and doesn’t expect to meet him in the restaurant where he works.

sunkissed (ao3) - ivylakes

Summary: Maybe Phil was made to pour warmth into this man and leave little marks all over his body the way the sun does when it covers his skin with freckles. Maybe everything they’ve ever done and every little way they’ve loved each other has culminated in this very moment, where they can hardly see each other in the low light but are still brighter than the yellow light that breaks through the sky and glitters on the ocean.

Or, Dan and Phil go on holiday, and every photo they take tells a story.

Terminal (ao3) - phantasticworks (steddieworks)

Summary: Phil finds himself stuck in an airport in Florida when a nasty storm blows in from the coast. His phone is dying and his will to live without it is too. He stumbles across a cute brunette who may be just as dorky as himself, and of course flirting ensues. And maybe this cute stranger has a charger to spare?

Really your goal as a reader is to solve the incredible important mystery of whether or not he gets his phone charged (and maybe have a little Phan story along the way)

Truth (ao3) - Mysticallykai

Summary: Dan realizes that he needs to live his truth after the Interactive Introverts tour ends.

[dan-whoell]

turning 29 didnt get me to change my bio, but drawing attention to my BOOPS coming from @infiniteseriesofhalfways did.

[somegrumpynerd]

My least favourite subject in school was being there at all so technically true lol

@infiniteseriesofhalfways @wickjump @echo-starflower (Only if you want to though!!)

Making a chain cause why not!? Hdisiwisjs

Put your name/nickname in the Character Headcanon Generator and see what you get!

Link!

Erm...so-

@starsinthenigth @mxnaceo @duckp0t + Anyone who wants to do it! (No pressure)

[infiniteseriesofhalfways]

Kay-samm--->infiniteseriesofhalfways

[somegrumpynerd]

9, 15, and 30 if you dont mind! 💚

Mind?? I am honoured 💚

9:A song that makes you happy

I very recently heard Hot To Go for the first time and that one kicks ass, it's so bouncy and fun I love it! I also listened to Good Luck Babe right after because I remembered you mentioning it and it's semi-permanently stuck in my head, which kinda makes me happy because it's linked to you in my brain (but also "you're nothing more than his wife" god damn I'm always thinking about that)

Also Sugar by Maroon 5, because I can vividly remember like, a decade ago when it was on the radio while I was volunteering and I was just starting my transition and I was blogging about yugioh all day and night so happily. It's like, weird to see how long ago it was and how much stuff has changed, but that kid is still in there and we're still happy c:

15:A song that is a cover by another artist

Pretend you don't notice these are all from one album I discovered when I was like 16

I really like The Cab cover of Disturbia, it just sounds way more crunchy. A Static Lullaby's cover of Toxic (my sister also loves Britney so sshh don't tell her). A Day To Remember's cover of Over My Head, I don't usually like screamy stuff a lot but this one really does it for me. And I gotta say Dan's cover of Time Stand Still again because it is that stuck in my brain.

30:A song that reminds you of yourself

I think I'm gonna say Danny Don't You Know by NSP. Not to be corny or anything but, I can kind of vibe with a song about the idea of appearing to your younger self and saying "hey bud, it's not quite what you imagined but it's worth sticking around for, we're gonna be okay c:>". I think if you're young and going through it, it's nice to imagine a version of you who comes from the future to tell you it's gonna work out.

Also Hot by Avril Lavigne, because I can remember listening to it walking home from school and thinking "wow! this sexual attraction sounds neat, can't wait to experience it :3". Dumbass asexual moment lol

[goldenpinof]

Orlando has been corrected!

this ask was sent like 5 hours ago, and here i am saying, finally!

thank you for updating us all <3

[somegrumpynerd]

SpooOOooooky ghost rat! (~'0')~

@pigeonstab @wickjump @infiniteseriesofhalfways

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[jonsaremembers]

oooh, 'marked out for me' has me 👀

So this one was inspired by me and my husband watching Picard and me thinking how someone has to do all the graphics of starships and stuff on there, and then I think somebody else was writing some sort of actor!dan x director!phil thing, and that inspired me - like what if Dan was a guest star playing an alien and Phil was a stage tech who had to put all those foam balls on him so they could greenscreen his alien features on later, cue sexual tension. There was also a joke about Sir Patrick Stewart's arse.

It stalled because there were too many quirks and intricacies of stagecraft (screencraft?) that I didn't even know how to begin googling, so if anyone wants to help me with that, please message me or something!

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Fics With Titles That Start With B (4) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three

Baby, I'm Yours (ao3) - katiemorag

Summary: Dan's parents are trying to set him up with their friend's daughter at a dinner, totally unaware that he's been sleeping with their waiter, Phil, for months.

Baby, It’s Cold Outside (ao3) - howell_slide

Summary: The heating’s out.

Or, Dan would do anything to get Phil to get his furry blanket for him.

baby, you put a spell on me (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Magic is common in Phil's world. But even spells and potions can't explain his seemingly supernatural affeciton for his roommate...

Babylon (ao3) - ottertrashpalace

Summary: Just a little story about two boys realizing that they can make their own rules, and even if it's hard, they are worth it.

Back to December (ao3) - trancelover99

Summary: Dan and Phil previously had a fight that resulted in a breakup, but after not seeing each other for a year, Phil agrees to meet with him in a coffee shop to talk things over. Will the two finally make up, or is their relationship done for good?

backstage, baby (ao3) - baroquen

Summary: Dan's a theatre kid doing his first show at university, Phil does theatre tech, and they fall in love backstage.

Backyard Bliss (ao3) - milfbilvy

Summary: Dan and Phil spend some time in the backyard of the phouse, enjoying some quality time together under the shade of their beloved cherry tree.

Bear (ao3) - Mysticallykai

Summary: As a child, Dan was easily frightened and needed comfort; that was when his Nana first gave him his Pooh Bear plush, as something that could keep him safe. Over the years, the plush became his absolute comfort, even into adulthood. When Phil comes into the picture, he makes Dan even more comfortable; through the good times and bad.

because none of it was ever worth the risk (ao3) - howell_slide

Summary: Dan arrives home from Phil’s, and the house is empty.

begin again (ao3) - damidragon

Summary: he just has to wait this out. sitting outside the doctor’s waiting room whilst his soul doesn’t so much as get pieced back together than it fades back in.

behind the curtain (ao3) - resurrectdead

Summary: Dan adores pink and is playing Satine in the school production of Moulin Rouge. Phil cherishes black and just happens to be good at doing some bombass makeup. Fate brings them together.

Benefits (ao3) - Misha_with_wings

Summary: They never talked about it.

"It" being those nights where one or both of them just needed a release and they helped each other out.

Maybe they both secretly wished they were more than friends, but friendship did have its benefits.

bet on love and let it ride (ao3) - jonsaremembers

Summary: For once in his life, Dan decides not to overthink it.

Better Off (ao3) - tellsfromhale

Summary: Dan's relationship with his family has been getting better, but when his mum drops the bomb that she's seeing someone and wants Dan to meet him, Dan doesn't know how to handle it.

Blonde hair and broken lamps. (ao3) - TheWolfWithinMe

Summary: If you've watched the mukbang, you'll know where this is going.

Blondes just wanna have fun (ao3) - harrysbabyboo

Summary: Phil just dyed his hair bleach blonde and this is how I think the conversation with Dan went.

Blood On Your Skin (ao3) - Absolutefilthimsosorry

Summary: Dan has something of a blood kink. After filming the slime crafts video, Phil decides to indulge him.

It’s fake blood smut y’all. Idk what else to say.

Boom Chicka Wow Wow Time (ao3) - Scuddleduck

Summary: "Phil wants skinny jeans back. Not me. Those things are hard to take off when it comes to the boom chicka wow wow time, you know what I'm saying?"

-real life Dan Howell revealing yet another thing about his and Phil's real sex life that I Didn't Need To Know

a skinny jeans mishap threatens to ruin boom chicka wow wow time

borrowed (ao3) - dan-whoell (infiniteseriesofhalfways)

Summary: Dan borrows an outfit to go down to the corner shop.

bragging rights (ao3) - wednesday_ukiru

Summary: A hot doctor sits down next to Phil as he’s coming off anesthesia.

Buffy Movie Nights are Life Changing (ao3) - angelicsam

Summary: Things get steamy between Dan and Phil during their nighttime Buffy streaming session in 2010; featuring a confident yet bashful Phil and a shy Dan who learns how to drive Phil crazy.

Burning Bibles (ao3) - cherryheartz

Summary: phil lester loved curly headed boys with tattoos on their arms and a joint made with torn bible pages between their soft lips.

and dan howell was exactly that.

but home is just a room (full of my safest sounds) (ao3) - blueshirt

Summary: In which things fall apart, and then back together.

Or, the one where they break up in 2012 and stumble across each other three years later. Featuring Dan as a radio show host and BBC presenter, and Phil as a weatherman on the Isle of Man.

[somegrumpynerd]

Oh this one’s really cute I love it! Thank you for the tag :D

Tagging @pigeonstab @wickjump @sandeewithtwoe @infiniteseriesofhalfways

Do this picrew and show a pic of the last song you listened to!

Thank you for tagging me @abraxax-heart! ;D I started the new thread because the old one was getting too long!

I'm tagging: @edgeworth-s, @rabarbarzcukrem, @burningfaith, @swoko, @suburbanlegnd, @the-sera, @polskasroka, @lunalunaris, @owodnia and @astrarche-x!

[abreathsecho]

#these are all Jeremy talking about Kat like.... tell me im wrong #he kept us updated in his flights back home #all of which ended with 'i just want to see Kat. I miss Kat' #i saw a response that said 'i love how much you love her' and its like.... yeah. you do love to see it (infiniteseriesofhalfways)

#healthy