#ineffable sims

[slightlyartist]

In case you've been wondering why there's no new art it's because I've been binge playing The Sims 4 so enjoy some out of context ss of CEO Jesus and the gang

How are they supposed to prevent The Second Coming if they keep flirting in front of Jesus??

I made Aziracrow fight and argue to spice things up and immediately after their first argument they started blowing kisses at each other... but this is how Crowley felt after they argued </3

Bonus:

[nandorelentlessdelacruz]

Update: Crowley and Aziraphale kids finally grown up!

The one I chose to be my "matriarch" of 100 babies challenge is: Éden.

They're presenting in male form these days, but that doesn't matter: Éden adores children. They're such a goofy dude, the only twin childish enough to want 100 descendants LOL They have Aziraphale face with Crowley's hair, I think their genetics are cute.

Bea is fun to play: She's nerd, very sweet and friendly, but likes all the macabre things that creep out humans. She's fascinated by death, occultism and ghosts. I will play with her to explore the new expansion Life and Death. My goal is to make her as powerful and as unhuman as possible.

Anyway Crowley is very proud of his terrors, Aziraphale has empty nest syndrome.

[sprintingfish]

I'm so in love with Crowley napping on the sofa and Aziraphale wiggling next to his phonograph.

would you like to see what's really keeping me sane these days

[mishoru]

A series of husbands :D (these will be stickers and keychains)

[frogguchi]

gay people and their inability to say “i love you” and instead ask their beloveds to run away with them and getting rejected

i forgot i did this haha anyway

[paprikaries]

"The MorningStars" - sketch wip

Characters: Crowley (from Good Omens series by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman), The Devil (from Cuphead / The Cuphead show by Chad and Jared Moldenhauer MDHR studio and Netflix), Lucifer (from Hazbin Hotel by Spindlehorse studio - Vivvienne Medrano, Amazon). I was feeling nostalgic for The Sims 2, so I created these three Sims trying to give them the right traits and interests to better match the originals. I was inspired by the Christian divine triad like many others, so I inserted "Lucifer (known as the fallen angel), The Devil (the best-known demon of popular folklore), and Crowley as "Satan" (the serpent, the one who the task of testing human faith). And this was their first interaction. Poor Lucifer only wanted to play and Crowley gave him an epic slap while the Devil was giggling in the background! And after that Lucifer started talking bad with Devil about Crowley behind his back, and they became besties. It's funny to simply watch their interactions. 😂

[aceingonthecake]

Some time ago I created Crowley and Aziraphale in the Sims 4 (and they're married, obviously), so let me tell you some random facts about them:

1) They need to kiss, like, every two minutes. One of them will just stop whatever they're doing (very annoying for me, very funny for them) and go look for the other and give them a kiss on the cheek or on the mouth.

2) If Crowley doesn't see Aziraphale for a while, they get anxious. Even if they're literally just in another room of their home, Crowley needs to have them in their field of vision or they'll go mad.

3) They flirt All. The. Time. I don't even have to tell them anything: if they're around each other, they'll surely start talking and, 9 times out of 10, flirting.

4) They really like cooking together. Aziraphale usually takes the lead, but Crowley is very good too.

5) They have a beautiful garden and use all of its products for cooking. Crowley mainly takes care of it and talks a lot to the plants (unprompted).

6) Aziraphale loves painting, while Crowley enjoys using the computer to troll people on the Internet.

Aaand that's it, at least for now. If you're interested, I can update you every now and then. They also have two children (one is a teenager and the other a toddler), so I could include them too.

Edit: here is the post with their traits :)

[yelloartt]

some thank u cards ive done for buyers frm my shop!

[boneless-loafcat]

“i want what they have.”

*gestures to two unstable and mentally ill fictional queer characters*

[cade-space]

My two favorite men 💞

[slightlyartist]

Alright you guys seemed to like my out-of-context ss of the Ineffable Sims so I'm adding a few more!!

First we had Crowley set on fire:

Now get ready for...

Once again just letting the game run and Nina and Maggie are giving Crowley The Talk while Aziraphale is away...

BUT! Maggie left so it's Crowley's turn to play matchmaker <3

Ayo the first teaser for season 3 just dropped!!

If anyone asks me how I think the dynamic between Aziraphale and Jesus is going to be like in s3 I'll just show them this... Aziraphale hates his petty ass...

Also he asked Aziraphale to take these pictures, souvenirs of The Second Coming

And that's all for now!! Stay tuned for the final boss

I'm going to ruin Aziracrow's entire relationship

[nandorelentlessdelacruz]

So, about my 100 babies challenge...

Crowley and Aziraphale's save became a fanfic unintentionally, y'all!

Once they decided to have a baby, I don't know why, it was very difficult for Crowley to get pregnant. That has never happened to me before on TS4 and it was kind of sad.

However, they did it just for fun in a public library and it finally happened! I only needed one baby to be the "matriarch" of the challenge I'm don't care about their gender , but of course they were expecting twins LOL

Everything was easy peasy, so I was expecting an easy birth too, but I was wrong again: They really wanted a natural birth at home, but Crowley's labor was difficult and long. He stopped dilating several times and worked hard to make it happen, but by the time he was 9cm dilated and ready to push, the babies' vital signs were messed up and they had to rush to the hospital for a C-section.

They had two healthy girls. For now, they will be able to miraculously change their sex in the future as well, they're also immortal.

If you think it's easier for them because Crowley and Zira doesn't need to sleep, eat or go to the bathroom, you're wrong! The twins are out of sync and they spend all day around the kids. You know what else is out of sync? Crowley's boobs and he's had enough of that, formula was a brilliant invention! But of course, there are many precious moments, also stuff going on (Aziraphale befriended Death and Crowley fought with Santa), weird human neighbors and unruly plants. they're having a lot of fun.

...Well, not much of that kind of fun. It's a torture ´cause they're romantic horny all the time around each other, I literally just gave them attributes compatible with Good Omens and bitches are always like if they're compensating for 6000 years of pinning in my game too

[sketchjay]

Good Omens Crowley 🤝 Jon Archivist Sims

"Take drastic measures to quit your job that's basically your life and you're pretty much only in to do damage control and save innocent people's lives from your coworkers' wrath, permanently change your body and mind in a way that will definitely hurt, and run away with me so we could be in love together 🥺"

[magnusthepuppet]

god. gay people just really can’t run away together properly, can they?

[inezrable]

We've known each other a long time. We've been on this planet for a long time. You and me. And Hello Jon apologies for the deception I just wanted to make sure you started reading

[aceingonthecake]

Since you liked the random facts about the Ineffable Husbands in my the Sims 4 (here), I thought I could tell you which personality traits I gave them:

Aziraphale

Good: they're happy when the Sims around them have positive moods, they can discuss World Peace and donate to charities.

Foodie: they love good food, but become uncomfortable if they eat bad food (Azi, for example, doesn't like water, because it's too plain) (we love a fussy angel).

Bookworm: they're very happy when they read, can analyse books and discuss them (and leave them EVERYWHERE).

Crowley

Creative: they can share their ideas and are easily inspired (after flirting with Azi, they usually trim the bonsai tree into a heart shape).

Hot-headed: they should tend to become angry...but Crowley actually doesn't. I mean, they're always angry as soon as they wake up, but it lasts literally 2 seconds. However, they do get riled up if other Sims start bothering them.

Jealous: they gain confidence from being around their partner and get tense if they don't see them for a while (yes, even if they're in the same home 24/7). At the beginning I was afraid this trait would be annoying, but I thought I'd give it a try and eventually change it if I didn't like it. However, I have to say it's actually pretty cute, as it's not toxic jealousy, but more like a kind of protective affection.

For Aspiration, they both have Soulmate, which explains why they're so romantic with each other, and they also fulfilled it! They are now Companions, which means they have special interactions with their spouse that "help ease the trials of life".