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making up oc lore: fuck yes a little guy just for me

writing down oc lore: what the fuck

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what his cup size? do it bounce? join us next time on daily tulpar updates!!!!!!!! *praying my irls never find this*

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shitty magma comic

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Jesus X-man Christ

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Go off, king

Pull the trigger

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Yeah this will do numbers on robokisser tumblr

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Imagine the posts on Robot Tumblr from robots who are human fuckers.

"Cuddling your human lover to you and feeling their pulse quicken."

"Human hair is so nice to stroke; it's finer than the finest wires."

"Getting a human sexually excited and feeling them self-lubricate, and a fine mist of coolant leaks all over their skin."

"The way human fingers can find just the right spot in the seams between your plating."

"I need a human to stick its greasy fingers in me and re-arrange my wires until I segfault."

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Never forgetting this banger

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There needs to be more computer yaoi on this website. Give me the he/him computers. Let me get tangled in HIS wires! The intimately homoerotic connection of a man and his faggot computer boyfriend.

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having lesbian sex with another robot girl using this

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to know you is a process

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post mission shenanigans

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Transparency is like lingerie to me <333

Busting everywhere btw

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I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

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Deleted scene of Ghostface's fatality :}

"Scary Movie 1" scene xD