#india is shit fr

[sonics-atelier]

You know your country is going to hell when they apply taxes on fucking popcorn ( 5 % on salted popcorn and 18 % on caramel popcorn because it has "sugar" ) fuck u Nirmala Sita Raman 🙏

[desigirldairies]

Pov: Amir Khan Productions

[seedhe-pahad-se]

life be going sad but then i remember its officially gajar ka halwa season.

[tum-naam-sochlo-merese-ni-hora]

Deadass saw an old uncle ji (60-70 ish) buying groceries wearing this

[girlivealwaysbean]

i think growing up is just life repeatedly sucker punching you and saying bitch you thought things were gonna better lmao no you're so naive and stupid for having hope in 20 years the world will be flaming bag of garbage and no matter how hard you work you'll get eliminated at some point

[milimeters-morales]

i think that even if Miles gets a residual psychic ability bc of his mental link with The Spot, where he can see when really bad things happen and get some idea on how to stop it, nobody would be surprised or particularly affected by it? Bc being some level of psychic isn’t anything new for them. Sure, his friends will comfort him when he gets one that triggers him but it’s not like they’re running around not knowing what to do, it’s a normal Tuesday. I was picturing Pavitr specifically because i’m using his comic power origins since the movie didn’t say anything, and Miles tells him about his visions, to which Pavitr just moves on like he didn’t say anything. It probably goes like this:

Miles: sometimes i get visions of the future

Pavitr: cool look are you gonna feed these strays with me or not

[strawbxsblog]

10 minute ke liye ghar se bahar nikalti hu aur 40 couples dikh jaate hai saara mood kharab ho jata hai

[adolin]

SO many juicy tags in the reblogs:

#I'm not sure I agree with the phrasing of 'selling tech to the military#they're a vassal state in a feudal empire not a corporate arms dealer#but yeah. controlling supply lines AND the historical narrative?#sure would explain a lot if the Fifth controls who and what goes in or out @mayasaura

#isn't the 5th situated on the moons of jupiter?#i sort of supposed they were so wealthy bc they just#they have a near monopoly on a lot of valuable natural resources @anais-ninja-bitch

#that would explain Abigail being anticohort#perceiving the Fifth as the /civilised/ beaurocracy that gets House life going on foreign planets and maintains it compared to the initial#brute force takeover of the cohort#obsessed with how we all hate on gtn judith and stan mum Abigail so hard when she fronts what is probs a vicious colonial force#like i feel like mentally were seeing that dynamic the way Abigail sees it yk @nixieteeth

I'm especially in love with the last set of tags because yeah. YEAH. Abigail is a good person and protective of those she values but she IS the head of one of the most important Houses within an expansionistic necromantic empire. Harrow feared the Fifth's influence over the Ninth for a reason, and I'm not sure it was only paranoia. Abigail and Magnus genuinely cared about the Fourth but they WERE scheming to extend their influence over the Fourth House.

What do the Fifth House actually do?

Sure, yes, ghosts and tradition and the Heart of the Emperor, and Watchers Over the River - but none of those things give you the kind of assets that mean you can dress your cavalier in a coat that "probably cost more than the Ninth House had in its coffers" for a dinner party.

It's made clear very early on that the Fifth are a power to be reckoned with. When they first receive the letter about the Lyctoral pilgrimage, Gideon assumes it would be on the Third or Fifth. Harrow, meanwhile, has frequently-repeated anxieties about the Ninth being subsumed by the Third or Fifth, to the point that she worries that the anniversary party invitation may be an attempt to wipe out the other Houses. Teacher describes the Fifth's relationship with the Fourth as "hegemonic". The Fifth loom so large in the cultural imagination, they even inform the name of the made up porn magazine that Gideon offers to Crux.

The links between the Third and the Fifth that both Gideon and Harrow make seem to reflect both the fact that these two Houses have particular power and influence, but also that they frequently cooperate. Judith writes about the close cooperation of the Second, Third, and Fifth, a relationship which becomes a source of tension as the scions seek to establish authority after the Fifth are murdered. Judith says:

“The Fifth are dead. I take authority for the Fifth. I say we need military intervention, and we need it right now. As the highest-ranked Cohort officer present, that decision falls to me.” “A Cohort captain,” said Naberius, “don’t rank higher than a Third official.” “I’m very much afraid that it does, Tern.” “Prince Tern, if you please,” said Ianthe.

Which makes it sound as though Abigail might technically have been considered the highest ranking person at Canaan House (likely because she was head of her House and not an heir in waiting like Judith or Coronabeth), and that following her death there is some question as to whether the Second or the Third should take control, but notably no suggestion that anyone else might.

We know what the Second do: they are the leaders of the Cohort and the Bureau, the military and intelligence that forms the core of imperial expansion. Most of the information that we get about the other Houses talks only about their cultural or ritual roles in the empire - we get very little in the way of gritty details of what happens outside of the Dominicus system.

We know a little bit about what the Third does - according to Tor they are cultural trendsetters and players in soft power, but the one detail we get in GTN itself is revealing: when Gideon imagines her glorious future in the Cohort, one of the assignments she considers boring is the prospect of being "in some foreign city babysitting some Third governor." Which makes it sound rather like the Second are conquering the planets and the Third are then running them. But the books are even lighter in details about what the Fifth do, beyond ghosts and manners.

However, there is one suggestive detail: an important topic in HTN is stele travel - the necromantic FTL used by the Nine Houses. And Mercymorn, in describing a stele, specifically states that Fifth House adepts are required for their construction. Which rather makes it sound like the Fifth have a monopoly on the manufacturer of the technology required for FTL travel. Now that in and of itself could be the basis of their enormous wealth - selling aerospace tech to an ever expansionist military is probably quite lucrative.

But there's another element of House imperialism that only gets mentioned in passing that doesn't seem to be entirely accounted for, which Judith describes in As Yet Unsent:

"Their other line of attack is the business contracts. They claim that the services asked of them by the Emperor were set down in lifetime contracts by previous generations, who assumed the contracts would be terminated upon the Emperor’s death."

There are obviously some unanswered questions about the imperialist project of the Nine Houses - both Augustine and Coronabeth question quite why it works the way it does - but from the above it sounds like in many respects it functions exactly as you would expect an empire to: as a vehicle for the exploitation of others' resources.

Perhaps the Cohort themselves administer these business contracts. Perhaps they fall under the purview of the Third House planetary governors. But if you're exporting resources from the living planets of your empire to the mostly desolate planets of the Dominicus system, you're going to need some FTL ships and a whole lot of bureaucracy.

And if there's one other detail that we get about the Fifth, it's that there is something significant about the political power of their bureaucracy. As Judith puts it: "Quinn himself is a Fifth House bureaucrat with all that entails."

Are the Second, Third, and Fifth so close and so powerful because they form the bedrock of the empire: the conquest, control, and exploitation of planets beyond the Dominicus system?

[loveistheonlytruth]

how can i be this tired at 20 years this is crazy

[lateatnewyork]

COLONIZING AT ITS FINEST! 001

pairing: oscar piastri x indian!female!kohli!reader

summary: the indian women's cricket team is in australia the same time as the grid for their ODI tournament. and a certain rookie driver and a rookie cricketer fall for each other.

extra information: reader is kohli's younger sister and is 21, oscar wins the melbourne gp. reader went to a british boarding school so she knows like lando.

ynkohli

liked by BCCIWomens, ishankishan and 547,890 others me n the gang 💯renukasingh (virat's memes are top tier) view comments

viratkohli is that the only photo you could find ➥ ynkohli yeppers landonorris get into finals so i can watch 😞 ➥ ynkohli thats the plan user01 what's lando doing here ➥ ynsno1 yn went to a british boarding school and she met lando in britain when she was out. shes also a huge fan of f1 anushkasharma get the cup !! ➥ ynkohli will do 🫶 user54 why is she so famous compared to other cricketers? /genq ➥ user67 she was an influencer during her teenage years and everybody loved her cos shes rlly funny and shes also virat kohli's sister. mclaren 🏏👀 ➥ ynlover yo wtf ➥ user6 erm what ➥ user08 um renukasingh we ate those photos up ➥ ynkohli realsies!

mclaren

liked by ynkohli, oscarpiastri and 245,765 others i got two tickets to melbourne gp babyy view comments

ynkohli give them to me plsss 🙏 ➥ mclaren bet ➥ user05 IS SHE DATING SOMEONE ON THE GRID ➥ user49 not necessarily shes been a fan since she was a kid danielriccardo COME WITH ME SUNDAY DONT SAY MAYBE ➥ user67 going along with the caption is so him 😭🫶 maxverstappen watch me win... again ➥ lewishamilton hes a bit overconfident? ➥ landonorris ^ ➥ fernandoalonso ^ ➥ georgerussell ^ ➥ charlesleclerc ^ ➥ carlossainz55 ^ ➥ schecoperez ^ ➥ averagef1lover not the whole grid coming after max 😭 ➥ rbrmylove ok but is he wrong ➥ user07 if oscar doesn't win im gonna kms ➥ oscarpiastri dont do that 😓 ➥ user07 HOLY SHIT IM GONNA DIE WTF user03 this is a day after the odi finals 😭 if yn loses shes going to be so sad at the gp

BCCIWomens

liked by oscarpiastri, viratkohli and 350,905 little y/n kohli appreciation post because INDIA IS IN THE FINALS !!!! view comments

user09 what is oscar doing here ➥ ynsno1fan forrealsies user98 SHE DESERVES THIS SM ➥ user05 FR BRO user48 IM SO HAPPY

oscarpiastri

liked by viratkohli, landonorris and 463,218 others little gf appreciation post 💗 view comments

user58 OSCAR SOFT LAUNCHING WAS NOT ON MY 2024 BINGO CARD ➥ user48 SAME cricketlover whats virat doing here? ➥ user52 idk bro f1lover GUYS WHAT IF ITS YN KOHLI ➥ rbrmylove who?? ➥ f1lover shes an indian cricketer ➥ lestappenshipper BRO AND THE BCCI ACCOUNT POSTED AN APPRECIATION FOR YN AND OSCAR LIKED ➥ sixerhitter AND THE CAPTION ON THIS ONE logansargeant youre not slick ➥ oscarpiastri shut up ➥ averagef1fan LOGAN TELL US (ill give u three bucks) ➥ logansargeant I CANT (make it 300 and u have a deal) ➥ averagef1fan logan im broke ➥ logansargeant well too bad then user05 they look so happy in the last photo landonorris yk what big feet mean😉 ➥ oscarpiastri LANDO ➥ danielriccardo LANDO ➥ carlossainz55 LANDO ➥ maxverstappen LANDO ➥ fernandoalonso LANDO ➥ lewishamilton LANDO mclarenfan polite cat has rizz confirmed???

ynkohli

liked by danielriccardo, smrithimandhana and 506,472 others your honor, i love him. view comments

rohitsharma what 😀 ➥ishankishan 😀 ➥viratkohli 😀 ➥hardikpandya 😀 ➥jaspritbumrah 😀 ➥shubmangill 😀 ➥sachintendulkar 😀 ➥rahuldravid 😀 alexanderasaintmleux you both are so cutee ➥ ynkohli nuh uh u r lilymhe ur so adorable ➥ ynkohli stop ily averagef1lover um what are the wags doing here? ➥ user05 i think shes dating oscar piastri cricketlover whos oscar piastri? ynloml NO WAY SHES TAKEN WHAT

f1wagupdates

liked by alexanderasaintmleux, lilymhe and 209,879 others new wag??? oscar piastri spotted in a park with a girl view comments

averagef1lover thats so yn cricketlover yn and oscar?? user05 CRICKET AND F1 CROSSOVER??????? ynlover my two worlds colliding user06 if it was yn tho theyd be so cute f1fan THE WAY HES LYING IN HER LAP ➥ user49 THE WAY HIS HAND WENT LIMP WHEN THEY KISSED ➥ lestappenshipper SKSKSKKSKSK

BCCIWomens

liked by ynkohli, landonorris and 738,952 others THE INDIAN WOMENS TEAM ARE NOW ODI CHAMPIONS!!! view comments

cricketlover WOOHOOOO averagef1lover IDEC IF SHES A WAG OR NOT I LOVE YN ynloml shes so fine 🤭 lestappenshipper theres no way oscar 'polite cat' piastri has the yn kohli rohitsharma 🥳 shahrukhkhan 🥳 arshdeepkaur 🥳 sachintendulkar 🥳 renukasingh 🥳 anushkasharma 🥳 ritikasajdeh 🥳 sanjenaganasen 🥳 saratendulkar 🥳 landonorris IM SO PROUD OF YOU YN

ynkohli

liked by oscarpiastri, suhanakhan and 834,271 others colonized the colonizer ! oscarpiastri comments are disabled

oscarpiastri

liked by ynkohli, logansargeant and 506,783 others i love being colonized 😍 comments are disabled

a/n IM SO SORRY FOR BEING MIA FOR SO LONG GUYS I HAD THE WORST WRITERS BLOCK 😭 this is written for the sole purposes of entertaining me i havent seen and oscar piastri x brown reader anywhere so hopefully you guys like this !!

[olderthannetfic]

Hi I'm sorry for the incoming rant but I'm so frustrated and I need somewhere safe to yell. This is insanely long so I 100% understand if no one wants to read all this.

It’s so fucking ironic that people are trying to make publishing more friendly towards queers/women/POC/disabled people/etc. but at the same time they’re turning publishing into a fucking minefield of discourse.

I'm an autistic, bisexual woman with multiple mental illnesses and a learning disability and I'm absolutely terrified to publish anything.

Everyone keeps going “We love books by minorities! Hashtag own voices! We love to support minorities and their stories! Even if you’re not a minority, we love to see authors making characters that are! :)”

But they certainly don't act like it.

They see people like Amélie Wen Zhao or Tess Sharpe or Isabel Fall get harassed relentlessly and they go, “Well if people dogpile someone over something it was obviously because that person did something Bad And Wrong™ so if you’re a Good Person™ the twitter masses won’t have to punish you :)” except in reality that’s not at all what happens.

If your experience is not generic enough to fit every single person in a group, you’re obviously writing an unrealistic stereotype! How dare you write about your personal experiences as a mixed race Indian if not everyone can relate to it? What about the Indians who grew up in India!? You’re erasing their experiences!

You have to out yourself to prove that you’re one of the Correct People™ who’s allowed to write that experience. Oh, you’re writing a trans character? Please describe your gender, in detail, so we can know whether or not you’re Allowed or if you’re an Outsider who we need to punish. Oh, you can’t come out, because you might be killed or disowned? Well, no #OwnVoices clout for you, we don’t want your book.

Your character needs to be a Good Minority™. They cannot be angry or violent or rude. If they are, you’re clearly saying that all of those minorities are angry and violent and rude and not just that one character.

There are four additional rules you absolutely must follow at all times to prevent harassment, and all of them contradict each other:

If you’re not [minority], you need to have [minority] in your stories, because they exist and it’s bad if all your characters are [not minority].

If you’re not [minority], you cannot have [minority] in your stories, because you’re not [minority] and clearly, you’ll never be able to understand how [minority] thinks and acts because you’re not them.

If you’re not [minority] you can still have them in your stories, but they can’t experience any discrimination at all, or talk about their culture or experiences with being [minority] because that’s not your story to tell and you’re profiting off of their trauma. No, you’re not allowed to do this even if you hire ten sensitivity readers that confirm these experiences are realistic and correct.

If you’re not [minority] you can still have them in your stories, but you need to show their experience with discrimination, and have them talk about their culture or experiences with being [minority] because if you don’t, then you’re basically just taking [non minority] and pretending they’re [minority].

Also, there’s an additional surprise bonus rule: Sometimes people will just want to destroy you for no reason, so watch out!

They’ll take things from your story, remove them from their context and then present them as the most horrific, problematic thing possible in order to create a hate mob.

Sometimes, though, they don’t even know what they’re talking about. People who are not part of a minority group (or not the one relevant) will see something, go, “Omg? Problematic?” and post it on Twitter so they can say, “Um guys wtf is this shit? Are you fr? Can we talk about this?”

And the worst and most horrifying part, people will blame YOU for the harassment campaign!

I’ve literally seen people say, “Well if someone calls you out on Twitter you should admit you did something wrong, apologize, and tell them you’ll do better :)” as if that’s not the most insane, victim blamey shit.

Like, I cannot fathom seeing a marginalized author get torn apart by a mob, get sent horrific death threats, and have their career and life ruined, only to say, “Okay but they must have done something Problematic. Have they tried publicly flagellating themselves to appease the people who are threatening to break into their house and kill them?”

People just sweep it under the rug and pretend that it’s not a big deal, and say, “Twitter’s not real, it doesn’t matter!” as if thousands of people harassing you and sending you threats isn’t massively damaging to someone’s mental health. Like, this is the kind of shit people kill themselves over, and it's apparently no big deal because "Twitter's not real"? What?

Writing is supposed to be fucking fun! Showing your beloved story and characters and work to the world is supposed to be enjoyable!

But instead of writing my story and just enjoying the process and adoring my characters, I’m sitting here, absolutely terrified, trying to make sure I give people the least amount of ammunition to destroy my life as possible.

One of the main characters in my story is vaguely based on me. I love her with all my heart, I think about her all the time, I want people to love her just as much as I do.

But instead of having fun writing about her, I’m waking up in the middle of the night, heart pounding, thinking to myself, what if she’s too problematic?

Will people get upset with her saying the word “cunt” or bathing naked with men (and thus having her tatas out) and accuse me of being sexist or catering to the male gaze or not being a Good Amazing Feminist™? Will people call her a pick me?

Will people get upset with her being bisexual, but ending up in a “straight” relationship with the male character? They have a five year age gap, is that too much? Will people think he’s a predator or abusive? Is their relationship toxic?

Will people think he’s a creep for flirting with her and getting into her personal space and telling sexual jokes, even though that’s how I want someone to flirt with me?

What if people think she’s not autistic enough? Will people get mad that she’s ~glorifying violence~ for not becoming a pacifist and admitting that violence is bad and yucky at the end of the story?

I need to make sure she spends ten paragraphs explaining exactly why she works as an assassin. I need to sit cross-legged and whip my head around like Dr. Strange in that Avenger’s movie so I can imagine Every Possible Discourse Outcome™ and make sure she debunks everything people could call problematic.

I need to change that. I need to remove that. I need to make her sanitized and good enough so that I'll be safe.

And then repeat this thought process, with every other minority character in my story (and there are a lot).

--

Things are bad, but if you stay off of book twitter and do not write YA, you're a lot less likely to face this level of drama. There are always exceptions though, like Fall.

[flippinpancakes64]

I’D LOVEEEE if you could do a cullens x indian s/o ? there’s NOTHING with Indian x Twilight so i’d super appreciate it ! you don’t have to be super educated about the indian culture just mentioning the outfits and food are enough ! TYSM ! also its fine if u can’t do it . I loveee ur work and I ADORE the fact that you don’t like angst like LETS BE HAPPY LOL !

The Cullens with an Indian! SO

I’ve mentioned it before but I am a white woman and I do not know like anything so sorry if this is completely wrong 🙏

And I’m so glad that someone else loves fluff!!! Like just let me be happy if I wanted to be sad I’d go talk to my dad or smthn fr

Thank you for requesting and I hope you enjoy!

Edward:

This man has over 10 degrees

He loves to learn

So he is more than willing and happy to sit down and learn about your culture

He asks so many questions

The last thing he wants is to assume something to be true and then embarrass himself when it’s not

So yes he will ask about literally every single little thing

Does his best to respect your culture as well

He wants to learn about all of your folk tales

He wants to listen to all of the music

Hell, he’ll even fly you out to India if you want to go

And he doesn’t take shit from anyone

If anyone says anything that could be even remotely perceived as racist, he is sending them the hardest glare ever

Also there’s a pretty good chance that he can speak Hindi so at least he’ll impress your family

Alice:

She LOVES your culture

She appreciates fashion of all kinds

But I feel like she would love the intricate designs and patterns of sarees and henna especially

Invite her to a wedding please please please

She doesn’t care whose it is

She just wants to go and admire all of the outfits

She is also very open to learning anything you want to teach her

You have a recipe that has been passed down in your family for generations? She’s ready to learn it

Also your parents definitely love her

How could they not tbh

If you wear henna a lot, look no further than your personal artist

She just has so much love and respect for your culture

And you of course

Jasper:

He’s pretty inexperienced

If you asked him what language is commonly spoken in India he would say Indian

But once he meets you and starts to get more comfortable around you, he does his own research

He doesn’t want to burden you with making you explain everything to him

He’s so worried about screwing something up that he just… doesn’t do anything

Like if he reads something about there being a specific holiday, he doesn’t do anything for it

He just gets in his head about what if you don’t celebrate that, what if he does the wrong thing, what if it’s not a holiday at all

You’re gonna need to help him out a little

Or else he’s just gonna stay stewing in his own self doubt for forever

But he’s got the spirit

Rosalie:

She knows next to nothing about basically every culture that’s not American

Not because she doesn’t want to learn

But because it’s just never been a relevant thing for her

Like no she has no idea about the cultural practices in India because she’s never had to go there or been close to anyone from there

But now you’re here, she loves you, and she wants to learn

She finds that she absolutely loves the clothing styles

Especially at weddings

I mean, she already loves extravagant weddings

So this is right up her alley

She’s a little sad to find out the fact that henna doesn’t do anything to her skin

So she just makes do by doing it on yours ❤️

Emmett:

Ok this is going to sound bad but stick with me

He doesn’t particularly care about your culture

Not in a mean way of like “you want me to celebrate what with you? No not doing it”

But in a way of it’s not what’s most important to him

You as a person is more important to him than your cultural background

That doesn’t mean he isn’t willing to learn

It just means he’s more likely to remember your birthday than a holiday

But again, he is more than willing to learn anything you want to teach him

He will sit down and listen to anything you want to say

And he will remember it perfectly

But he doesn’t go out of his way to seek out the knowledge

But he is the best when it comes to people being racist

He can throw a punch with the force of a semi truck and he’s not afraid to do it

Esme:

We know that she does her homework when it comes to meeting new people

She made Italian food for Bella because she was 90% sure she was Italian

I feel like she carries that same energy

She does her best to cook food or put on movies that she thinks you’ll like

But overall food is definitely her favorite

She loves to cook, it’s one of her favorite hobbies

But she doesn’t have anyone to cook for

So you best believe she is always making something for you to eat

And she does her best to learn traditional dishes and how to make them

Carlisle:

He has traveled all over the world and experienced many cultures

He knows all about the history and culture of your country

So you don’t really need to explain anything to him

He’s just respectful like that

King

He will go with you to all of your parties or family get-togethers

He will help you make any dish at all

And he will fly you anywhere in the world or sightsee any country you want

But your culture isn’t the thing he notices most about you

He just loves you

Vampire! Bella:

She’s super curious

She has been three (3) places in her whole life

Forks, Arizona, and Italy for all of a day

So she knows actually nothing about your culture

Sure she knows what she learned in school, but honestly that’s not a lot

She wants to know everything that you’re willing to tell her

What holidays you celebrate, your favorite foods, the history of your family

And she will definitely try her best for you

You might have to be the one to drape her saree

[desigirldairies]

— she prefers "earthy tones" 🍂

[tiredguyswag]

WHAT

Indian resistance is so fucking funny cause we're such an unserious people. Never stop

[mysteriouslyjovialcolor]

Azaerbaijan 2017

-Fun fact: Azerbaijan 2024 is the first time I watched a qualifying session

-I think this circuit is quite nice too

-Mercedes front row lockout once again

-“Vettel’s never won from below the top three” EXCUSE ME???

-Future Red Bull teammates qualifying side by side I see

-“I also expect that Red Bull from fifth and tenth on the grid are out of the fight” We shall seeee (I just know that Daniel somehow wins this race, I know nothing else)

-Haha Carlos cursing out Daniil Kvyat on radio (when do they add radio subtitles fr)

-“Second longest circuit on the calendar” cool

-Is that a Mercedes pitting? Already? I didn’t realize Bottas actually got damage from Kimi

-P2 to p18, that’s devastating

-I was just going to say that that lap one wasn’t as chaotic as the other races but so many drivers are complaining about damage so I’ll take it back

-“What happened to Valterri?”

-“Again and again it’s the same guy hitting me” someone tell me more about the Finnish civil war

-Nico finally having a good race (please let it stay that way 🙏 )

-“We are good to race, let’s go!” Yes Daniel let’s go! From p17!

-Woah that double overtake by Daniel 👏👏

-Props to Carlos for his overtake too

-Noooo I swear if Hulkenburg has to retire I will scream

-I don’t think I’ve ever seen Daniil Kvyat finish a race

-Oh Max no!

-“Here we go again” “Retired from 4 of the last 6 race”

-God what is with the Red Bull this season

-✨Safety Car ✨

-“Max that is the end for us” 😢

-Seeing Lance Stroll in p3 feels like a hallucination, oh he dropped down again nvm

-Cars weaving behind the safety car are so cute

-“Commiserations” Heh that’s a good way to say I’m sorry for your loss

-George Russell!!!

-Checo in this Force India continues to impress me

-✨Safety car pt 2 ✨

-Safety car pt3?!?? Safety car pt2 is barely over!

-Vettel pulling up next to Lewis to angrily put his hands up was hilarious

-And then too many people got damaged after that

-Kimi dropped all the way down to p16

-Oh shit both Checo and Kimi retired

-Being a marshal must be so stressful

-I forgot to keep an eye on Danny amid all this and now he’s p5! How’d he get there??

-We’ve lost 5 drivers

-Oh red flag

“Vettel was angry, he went and thumped him, effectively - with an f1 car” oh Vettel

-Woah Stroll looks so young here

-“I’ll get a good restart, I think I can get him” Yes go Danny!

-Leaving the car and immediately putting on sunglasses, diva behavior from Lewis

-They’re calling that incident with Sebastian and Lewis “road rage”

-Perez seems to be going back in

-“They (the Williams) will not be easy to pass” Here on things I never thought I’d hear

-Oh Kimi is back too!

-Is this where he says “gloves” “steering wheel” “give me my steering wheel?”

-IT ISSS!!

-Daniel Ricciardo!!!!!!! Another double overtake!

-Great moves by Magnussen too👏👏

-OHMYGOD WHYYY

-Whyyyy does Nico have such bad luck

-Two people came back into the race and two people left

-The unlapping procedure confuses me

-Lewis is having head rest problems 😬

-That’s just bad luck, very unfortunate

-Yeah that penalty for Sebastian was expected

-Great recovery from Bottas tho, back into the points

-“When did I do dangerous driving?” 😬😭

-Lance Stroll back in p3, what a race 😭

-Ohmygod Magnussen in p4!!

-Why does Kimi have a penalty?? Man’s having a bad race as it is

-Ricciardo p1 babyyy

-Magnussen p3!!!

-This race officially has the strangest potential podium

-“First time this season that Red Bull have lead a lap” (why does Red Bull suck this season??)

-Alonso, Vettel and Hamilton fighting for p6 (what a line up between the champions)

-Can the race just end now? I want to see Magnussen on the podium

-no 😭😭

-Magnussen lost his position

-I swear if there’s another safety car because of Sauber

-Sigh Kevin was doing so well

-Valterri back on the podium! He really went from dead last to p3

-Aii Checo retiring again

-Wow if Stroll keeps podium here, he would be the first Canadian on the podium since 2001

-Lewis asking the team to ask Valterri to slow down and help him get Vettel, like please let the man do his own race

-Kimi retired again

-Why did they both go back out anyway?

-7 retirements this race

-Final lap!! Lance p2??? What a race!!

-Daniel Race Winner!!!! 🎉🎉

-Woah that overtake right before the line!? That was so cool!

-Lance podium tho!!!!

-That’s amazing!!!

-“Aww man he got me” 😭😭

-Daniel 😭😭

-Fernando congratulating Lance 😭 (future teammatesss)

-A moment for post-race Daniel please

-Lance in the cool down room 😭

-I wish I’d seen this race live

-Danielllll, he’s so happyyy

(Taking a moment to think about the other Australian who won this race this year)

-Valterri going from second to second (imagine if you didn’t watch the whole race, you’d be so confused)

-Daniel getting Max’ hat (my platonic soulmates)

-Aww Lance’ father is so cute

-Aaaah Daniel shoeyyyy

-Ohmygodd no wayyy 😭😭😂

-That was wonderful 👏👏👏

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ꨄ︎『blkkizzat Rules & Info』ꨄ︎

Rules/BYF:

This is an 18+ blog. You know if your ass should be on here or not.  If you interact with me you are acknowledging you are legally old enough to be reading this content where ever you are. That said I ain't nobody mammy, babysitter or 12 so I'm not gonna hunt you down or check every blog for blank, ageless, etc. That said, if I find out for whatever reason you are underage, I will block you. 

I'm sorry if I am slow to update. I'm busy with full-time corporate job, grad school, friends and I also have ADHD.

I’m a black girl so I write from a black girl perspective but with no descriptors so all can enjoy unless it’s black reader specified. I will say n!gga, etc here so if that makes you uncomfortable this isn’t the blog for you.

Please do not steal my graphics/headers/dividers. I made them myself in photoshop (credit for code of layout is on the desktop layout). If you have a question please ask me and I will help you but I can only help if you have Photoshop or CapCut as those are the programs I use.

Please do not repost, copy, translate, or reupload any of my writing. If you are inspired and would like to write your own version feel free to do so just tag/credit me so I can read it too!

I don’t mind if you recco me on other platforms and post a summary/review but no reading off story content please.

Reblogs, comments and likes are appreciated!

BLOCKIANA if: rude, kink shaming, homophobic, transphobic, racists, fatphobic, post too much furry shit, you dont know the difference between fiction and reality etc or anti-Nicki Minaj which atp is anti-black, imo. You could also just in engage in too much discourse (complaining about notes, bad mouthing/shady to other writers, bad takes in general, etc) or tw commentary like suicide, depression, etc. which I also try to avoid (for my own mental health) so it’s really nothing personal if you were blocked. I truly have no fucks to give for weakass tumblr drama (im on stan twt so i get enough there) so not trying to start any over protecting my peace.

I don’t answer questions on why someone got blocked. I have before and it never ends well, people get offended and start subposting/crashing out, its all so juvenile just respect people's choice.

No Flex/Drama Zone. This blog is a IRL mental break for me. I am not neutral on politics. I DO have opinions however I don’t talk about politics (FUCK TR*MP!), world issues, discourse, etc. on THIS blog so please don’t send me asks about it. That said, mental health issues don't count im here if you are struggling but please send as a msg not ask! But it’s so unserious for me to talk about wanting to toot up and suck off [anime!character] from the back and then the next post is about starving kids or who America is deciding to fuck over today, this isn’t the place for that. I also spent my whole career thus far working in mass media surrounded by world issues daily (i work for a well known media company now). Not to mention my grandpa is a pastor and my family runs a non-profit rehab center focused on low-income/homeless. Plus actual volunteer work.(working through my grad school on a consulting project for a trade union helping women in India). I just say this to say you cannot guilt or bully me into posting about anything here. My IRL outreach and impact extends much further then a post or reblog.

This doesn’t not include discourse around stealing if someone else has been stealing others or my works please let me know.

I do block certain tags and people for my own peace of mind/to avoid discourse.

This blog is my outlet and I’m here ONLY to write unhinged smut about my thirsts for 2D men and be horny on the timeline, we will fr be besties if you are down for the same.  ✎ (❁ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈) ༉‧ ♡*.✧

What’s a GO:

SMUT. Pretty much anything is a GO: unprotected, group sex, swinging, cheating, preg, bratty/sub/dom, omgeaverse, ovulation/menstrual, roughplay, age gap, age up, dubcon/noncon, recreational drugs, milfs/dilfs, kidnapping, incest, etc. let me know your kinks and I will try to do them justice.

Some fluff. I'm probably not going to write it unless its requested though lol.

Maybe a lil angst every now and again but me feeling emo just makes me want to write porn so... *kanye shrug*

What’s a DUB:

I only won't do overly gross or violent things so NO scat, STDs, mutilation, body horror, violent noncon, body/weight shaming (includes eating disorders), furry (hybrid is OK), etc. I reserve the full right to deny any request or modify it if it contains one of those things OR something I forgot to include but I find myself uncomfortable with. 

I tag my works #✎ᝰ𝓀𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓉¢σσкѕ  & #✎ᝰ𝓀𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓉¢σσкє∂тнαт

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