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Cecil: This just in listeners, we've gotten word from the secret police to be on the lookout for seven very gorgeous men.

Cecil: Like seriously gorgeous.

Cecil: These seven men might also be wearing very fashionable clothes and sing slash rap incredibly well.

Cecil: Please report any sightings to the secret police.

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That's a perfect boy: Carlos, Charles

Fun having, fun looking, dirty boys, just rowdy dirty boys: Hiram, John Peters

Gen-u-ine Wrestle Boy: Josh, Earl, Lee Marvin

A thick boy (that you can't knock over with a pail of water): Cecil, Kareem, Steve

Hällo... I'm Real Bøy: Kevin, Chad, Troy

Garbage Boy, Stink Man: Casper, Marcus

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Listener: I messed up and I need someone to vent to. Someone who will listen and not judge me.

Cecil: *pulling out his mic and turning it on* Mhmm, I understand completely.

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Carlos kicking the door open to the recording studio: You're 10 hour work schedule is no match for my unconditional love for you!

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Theif: I'll never talk sheriff!

Sheriff Sam: Oh yeah?

*pounds table*

Sherif Sam: Do you like orange soda?

Thief: ... No

Sheriff Sam: NO??

Thief: Hell no

Sheriff Sam: then what's your poison?

Thief: aj

Sheriff Sam: huh?

Thief: Apple juice

Sheriff Sam: that's fuckin cute

Thief: pretty much

Sheriff Sam: Did you plan this crime?

Thief: Yea- WAIT A MINUTE!

Sheriff Sam: Gosh darn it!

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Michelle: Video killed the radio star with the slowly suffocating sound of the video tape rolling and the intense anticipation of the crew