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[sassyflowersyard]

Luther: Sorry, lost my cool for a second.

Diego: Can't lose something you never had.

[misplacedmyumbrella]

Klaus: Can you do that thing?

Dave: What thing?

Klaus: You know, that thing that makes me happy

Dave: Oh *smiles*

Klaus, softly: thanks

[malek-whore]

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[sassyflowersyard]

Klaus: Wait, is that a smile I see?

Five: Possibly. My immune system is too weak to fight off my smile muscles.

[sassyflowersyard]

Allison: What is that?

Luther: Looks like a big sheet.

Allison: I want to know what's under the sheet.

Diego: And i want to know what's is between your ears, cause it sure ain't brain.

[sassyflowersyard]

The Handler ressurging for the 100th time: Hello Five.

Five: Oh, you. I wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing. What brings you here?

[sassyflowersyard]

Klaus in Dinner Night with Dave:

Klaus: Hello, good sir. I'd like your finest bottle of wine.

Attendant: That'll be $1,600.

Klaus: Great. I'd like your 8-dollarest bottle of wine, please.

[sassyflowersyard]

The Hargreeves are in a team party (surprise?):

Luther: [accidentally presses buttons on the dj panel]

Diego: Why did you put the disco?

Luther: I'm sorry, i hit the wrong thing!

Diego: No! 30 years ago your mom gave brith to the wrong thing!

[sassyflowersyard]

Five: Diego.

Diego: What?

Five: Where's the door hole?

Diego: It goes right there. See? I drew it with the magic marker.

Five: You were supposed to cut it out with the power saw.

Diego: Dude, I'm gonna.

Five: Oh, really?

Diego: Yes!

Five: So, go get the power saw.

Diego: Okay, I will.

Diego: [runs into the wall, realizing he can't get out]

Diego: I see the problem.

Five: OH, DO YA?

[sassyflowersyard]

Five: I just woke up and found this sitting on my chest [holds up a lizard]

Allison: Ew!

Luther: A dead lizard?

Five: It's dead now [wipes his lips]

[sassyflowersyard]

Allison: So...Ideas?

Diego: Yeah, your spaghetti could use more garlic.

Luther: I think Allison's spaghetti is great.

Diego: Then, why don't you put some down your pants?

[sassyflowersyard]

Five: And when this is over, I'm going to find you, and I'm going to break those little fingers.

Judge: Ms. Hargreeves, please stop threatening the stenographer!

[sassyflowersyard]

Klaus: So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.

Diego: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Klaus: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.

Diego: I pity your dentist.

Klaus: Joke's on you. I don't have a dentist.

[sassyflowersyard]

Diego: Try this coffee and tell me what it tastes like.

Luther: Okay.

Luther: [drinks the coffe]

Luther: ...Hazelnut?

Diego: I don't know, i found it in the garbage.

[misplacedmyumbrella]

Klaus: Hey Diego? My hands are stuck in pringles tubes...

Klaus: Yes, both hands.

Klaus: It’s not important how I dialed the number, just send help.