#incorrectprimeval

[i-was-bored-so-this-happened]

Philip: We are about to commit an act of hubris we may not survive.

[doctorfriend79]

Connor:  "Abby! Have you seen my skateboard? I thought I left it outside Lester's office."

[dayofthemoons]

Jess: Connor, how about you? What would you give up, sex or food?

Connor: Food!

Jess: Ok, how about... uhm... sex or dinosaurs

Connor: ...

[estelanel]

Helen: You got a PhD while I was gone??

Stephen: What, like it’s hard?

[i-was-bored-so-this-happened]

Claudia: I love murder mysteries.

Cutter: [Trying to impress her] I've been a suspect in a murder case.

[kpopshooketh]

V: Squirrels don't get married, Min.

Jimin: Like you could possibly know that.

[zoi-no-miko]

Primeval Meta - 7 Impossible Things Danny Quinn Accomplished - part 1

Queuing these up on tumblr in honor of @incorrectprimeval and @i-was-bored-so-this-happened​ for keeping the Very Good Primeval Content going on this hellsite <3

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Well, there's been some debate in the past over the authenticity of many of Danny's actions throughout the series. The term "Marty Stu" has even been used. But are these accomplishments actually possible? To find out, we take a more in depth look* at seven of the Accomplishments of The Mighty Quinn.

1 Played Helicopter Cat & Mouse with a G-Rex (3-04)

The Stunt:

While pursuing a G-Rex at an airfield, Danny hijacks a helicopter and uses it to act as bait and lure the G-Rex back to the anomaly. With 2 lessons under his belt, Danny manages to fly the 'copter through the hanger doors and into the anomaly without injuring anyone. The helicopter is left on the other side of the anomaly, and Danny crosses back to safety.

The Science:

Distracting the G-Rex: As we all learned from Jurassic Park, it's largely believed that Theropods see primarily through movement. (Supported in episode by Connor laying still on the pavement and escaping the dinosaur's large toothy jaws.) As such, the constant motion of the helicopter would be a perfect distraction to this dinosaur.

Dangerous Helicopter flying after 2 lessons: This is more debatable. We can assume that at most he's had 16 hours of experience in an actual helicopter, but likely it's closer to 4-6. However, it only takes an average of 40-60 hours of flight time to obtain the Helicopter Private Pilot certificate, so if we assume that his 2 lessons were purely flight time and that he was able to do classroom learning and flight simulators outside of that, then he could possibly be able to fly as in the episode, even through the low and narrow hanger doors.

Escaping to Safety: The rotating blades of a helicopter continue to rotate for a time after the engine is cut, theoretically allowing enough of a moving distraction for the G-Rex for our pilot to escape with less notice.

"Bloke's got serious issues with bad breath." The Verdict:A bit of a long shot, but possible - Danny is one lucky ginger bastard. Possible: 1, Impossible: 0

[ Read the Rest ]

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*Disclaimer: The author makes no pretension at this being at all scientific, or even logical. It's just for funsies.

[primeval--schism]

For this Motivation Monday, I’d like to give a shout out to two people. One is @incorrectprimeval , one of the most frequent and regular posters in the Primeval tag.

And also to @nowhere-dawn-death-phan , who has come up with the most wonderful bits of story and headcanons about Primeval.

You guys are both so awesome.

[late2000shistoricalreenactment]

It's been a month today since @incorrectprimeval last posted. I miss that funky little robot :(

[godsmuses]

tag twenty-one people you’d like to know better some questions may be ‘ ??? ’ instead of answered

01.    nickname: God or Zero 02.    real name: Emily, but I don’t jive with that tbh 04.    height: 5′3″ 05.    what time is it: 3:20pm 06.    favorite musicians/groups: Oh jeez... I like songs, not groups tbh. Like I have super broad musical tastes... I like Lindsey Sterling? 07.    favorite sports team:  Canadian Women’s Soccer Team, but only because my cousin is the team captain. I don’t actually watch them. 08.    other blogs: Epicmurderlizards is my personal, my incorrect quote blogs are Incorrectprimeval, Incorrectalice, Incorrectkingdomcome, Incorrectdcnextgen, and incorrect-blackwell and then my rp side blogs are Godsdw, Godsprimeval, Godsalice, Godswakfu, Godsdc, Godsmyths, Godsmisc, Godsshadowhunters, Godsmiraculous, Godswarehouse, and Godsmagicians.

9.    do i get asks?:  Not very often, but I love it when I do.

10.    how many blogs do i follow?:  127, but this blog is still very early days 11.    any tumblr crushes: I defs wag my tail like a dog when I see certain people on the dash. 12.    lucky number: 3389 (I know, it’s a weirdly large number) 13.    what am i wearing right now?: Wolf boxers and a tank top with a kitty on it. 14.    dream vacation: Greece 15.    dream car: Something good for my dog. 16.    favorite food: Garlic potatoes... in pretty much any form. 17.    drink of choice: Ginger Ale or pear cider if we’re doing booze. 18.    languages: English, a little Italian, and a little ASL. 19.    instruments: I used to play the flute. 20.    celebrity crushes: Allison Scagliotti, Andrew Lee Potts, and Jodie Whitaker 21.    random fact: Um... I am a nondenominational ordained minister, so technically I can preform weddings, funerals, and take confessions. Keep that in mind, you heathens XD

Tagged by @time-qxeen

Tagging: Eh, who ever wants to do it

[i-was-bored-so-this-happened]

Ethan: I’m not out of control! I’m a law-abiding citizen! Becker: Really? Name one law. Ethan: ...Don’t kill people? Becker: That’s on me, I set the bar too low.

[estelanel]

Becker: Say that to my face.

Bloke in a bar: I said you’re a coward and a pisspott. Now what’re you gonna do about it?

Becker: Nothing. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind you.

Emily: *beautiful left hook with a gun in her hand*

(inspired by @i-was-bored-so-this-happened)

[i-was-bored-so-this-happened]

Becker: What do we do?

Matt: Your favorite pastime.

Becker: Blow stuff up!?

[i-was-bored-so-this-happened]

Jess: Did you just fall over, oh- Becker: No, I was...attacking the floor.

[i-was-bored-so-this-happened]

Lester: So. It’s Father’s Day. If any of your dads suck or aren’t there for you, I’m your dad now. Lester: Come on, sport, let’s go barbecue some footballs or whatever.

[i-was-bored-so-this-happened]

Jess: You have no idea what I’m capable of! Emily: I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.