#incorrect jugpea quotes

[perachelsource]

Sweetpea: Is that a gremlin?

Toni: Sweetpea, that’s Jughead!

Sweetpea: Whatever. Just nobody feed that thing after midnight.

[wolviecore]

Jughead: Sweet Pea...Made me feel feelings

Betty: He made you feel feelings?

Jughead: He made me feel feelings!

Betty: What a bitch

[hearts-in-hand]

Veronica: Did you know that Jughead gives Sweet Pea flowers every single morning?

Archie: ...yes?

Veronica: Why don’t you do that :(

Archie:

Archie: d-do you want me to

Veronica: YES Archikins!

- the next day -

Sweet Pea, staring at the flowers Archie is offering him: Why The Hell are you doing this

Archie: I don’t get it either just take them

[scullysdogkelly]

Jughead: ...no offence.

Sweet Pea: None taken, I wasn’t listening to you.

[diazpoems]

Sweetpea: When I was 7 I had a crush on a boy in my class and didn’t know how to deal with it so I wrote him a letter that just said “get out of my school”

Jughead: That was you?!

[jugpea]

Sweet Pea: is that my shirt?

Jughead, wearing a shirt that goes down to his knees: ... no.

[daddyrossbutler]

Jughead: dude, chill patience is a virtue

Sweet Pea: WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE? WHY CAN’T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?

[sparkles-and-trash]

Sweet Pea: You should chill. You come across as distinctly paranoid.

Jughead: Everyone keeps saying that. It’s like a conspiracy. 

[perachelsource]

Sweetpea: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Jughead, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

[perachelsource]

Sweetpea: I had to knock you out.

Jughead: Yeah, how many times?

Sweetpea, smiling: Five.

[wolviecore]

Sweet Pea: Happily married to my 5'5 King while y'all are getting ghosted by 6'2 alcoholics with 7th grade reading levels but go off about how you only date tall men I guess

Toni, praying: [God give me patience for if you give me strength, I'll kill this bitch ] I literally just asked you if we should get pizza for dinner-

[wolviecore]

Sweet Pea, being a nagging but concerned boyfriend: You could've died!

Jughead after getting jumped by the Ghoulies and beaten within an inch of his life: I wasn't hurt that badly! The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where blood's supposed to be!

[wolviecore]

Archie: And you don't miss Sweet Pea. At all.

Jughead wearing that dumb little hip chain in adulthood and getting a tattoo of red flowers around his crown and also one of hot dog: No. Why. Did he say something?

[wolviecore]

Some person: Why are you even dating Jughead?

Sweet Pea: Baby. Baby, do the thing

Jug:

Sweet Pea: Does this answer your question?

[wolviecore]

[Jughead and Sweet Pea arguing over which cereal they should get]

Jug: Why are we even fighting about this?! We're not even living together!

Sweet Pea: Yeah well, who's fault is THAT?!

[wolviecore]

Toni: I feel like Jughead would actually date you if he knew it was an option and not a demand.

Sweet Pea: Ohh, okay. I'll let him know.

-

Sweet Pea @ Jughead: So you can either date me, or I can date you. There's your options.