#incorrect wwe

[ms-wwe]

Can we all just agree on one thing here...

Rhea and Damian should be the birth of mixed tag team titles. There, I said it.

[incorrectwwe]

Rhea: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Damian: A doll.

Naomi: A cinnamon roll.

Jey: A sweetheart.

Rhea:

Rhea: ...stop it.

[put-a-keep-are-you-foo-dell]

Rhea: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt. Jey: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your corsets, I don't want to hear shit.

[chosowifee]

They look so good here it's insane

[terror-triplets-on-top]

Damian: Good morning. Rhea: Good morning. Jey: Good morning. Punk: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Drew: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

[alonelybih]

*Rhea receiving a Facetime call from Jey as soon as she gets to the women’s locker room after her match*

Rhea: Hey, Uce.

Jey: There’s my beautiful winner!

Rhea: Well i don’t know about beautiful right now. I probably look like a bloody mess. *showing him her bloody arm*

Jey: My beautiful bloody mess. And that must sting as hell.

Rhea: It does. But definitely worth it.

Jey: You kicked some ass tonight. Those two got what they deserved. I’ m proud of you.

Rhea: Thanks, Uce. I missed you tonight.

Jey: I’m missing you. It’s weird not being there.

Rhea: How are you feeling? What the doc say?

Jey: Feeling better. Got a concussion, i hope they clear me for the next show.

Rhea: Hope so too. Wish i could be there taking care of you.

Jey: I would love to have you as my hot nurse but you’re handling business, so focus on that. I’ll be fine.

Rhea: Talking about handling business, i can gladly kick Drew’s ass for you. No one touches you. Not on my watch.

Jey: I know you would love that, and i appreciate that you care. But i don’t want you involved in another mess, let me handle it. He’ll be receiving what is coming to him soon.

Rhea: Okay. Just be careful and take care of yourself. Or i’ll be forced to make you.

Jey: I like the sound of that.

Rhea: I bet you do.

[whatonearthbro]

wwe incorrect quotes #5

sami: Why are jey and jimmy sitting with their backs to each other? roman: They had a fight. sami: Then why are they holding hands? roman: They get sad when they fight.

[unintentionaloracle]

Damian: Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.

Jey: She thinks it's fancy?

[milesworld96]

I been thinking things ngl

[emogoblin-666]

Y/n:last night I had a dream that I was a bottle of ketchup and you were mustard

Rhea: *looks at me.*

Y/n: which is weird cause you’re usually mayonnaise in my dreams why do you think that is?

Y/n: *looks up at Rhea.*

Rhea: *blushes*

[a-random-pillow]

Cody: Where did you get that Tomato soup? I didn't see any in catering. Randy: It's ketchup Cody: what? Randy: I microwaved Ketchup Cody: why? Randy: Voices

[codchrist]

Jimmy: I need you Uce

Jey: Oh come on I've got a waffle house date with Mami Rhea

Jimmy: What's more important family or Waffle House date?

Jey: RHEA BYE!!!

[incorrectwwe]

Jey: So, what’s Rhea's type?

Damian: Brown eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, dog lover.

Jey: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.

Damian: Did I mention oblivious?

Jey: Yeah, why?

Damian: Okay, just making sure.

[put-a-keep-are-you-foo-dell]

Damian: I bet Jey cries during sex. Rhea: Wrong. He cries before sex, he cries after sex, but never during sex. During sex he has a fucking job to do. Rhea: I mean, that's what I hear.

[fict1onallyobsessed]

hi, may i request a rhea ripley x fem! reader in which rhea's clothes keep disappearing from her wardrobe and she wonders who it could be until she caughts y/n wearing her hoodie? 🥺

Missing Attire

Rhea Ripley x Reader

“Babe, have you seen the black and white hoodie I bought not long ago?”

Rhea’s voice was muffled through the bathroom door but your heart sank a little as you stood silently, thinking about what you could possibly say this time as an excuse.

“…in the wash.”

“In the wash? It was brand new.”

You unlocked the bathroom door, walked out and shrugged as you watched her shuffle for something else she could wear apart from that. Still, you knew you wouldn’t be getting away with this for much longer. Stealing her clothes when she was away was a habit you took up a while ago, but now it has gently faded into a more common thing even when she was home.

The fact she hadn’t realised yet was a miracle in itself.

“Heard you’re meant to wash new clothes, you know, good for the skin…or something.” Lies spewed through your teeth, white lies of course, but nevertheless sinful. You were out of her normal hoodies so you had to settle on a new one she wore once while you washed the others.

She stared at you with a questioning look in her eyes, a small smirk on her face as a gentle “uh-huh” left her lips. You watched as she looked through every draw possible to find a hoodie that matched her outfit, the muscles on her back barely covered by the black bra she was wearing.

“What about the sweats I just washed? They were clean, how come they’re in the wash again today?”

She didn’t actually seemed bothered, instead asking nonchalantly as she finally started to put on the clothes she found, turning towards you as she did so.

You tried not to laugh and you managed to reduce it to a huff, hands coming up to run through your hair to mask your smirk. You shrugged again, laying back down into your shared bed as you stared at the ceiling.

“Just found ‘em laying somewhere probably, dunno, don’t remember.”

“Uh-huh.” She repeated, walking closer to the bed you were laying in and stared down at you. She signed as she climbed onto the bed, laying her whole body weight on yours as she laid her head on your chest. “If you say so.”

The time she actually caught you wearing her hoodie was after she came back from the gym one day. She left before you woke up, leaving you alone in the bed with nothing but Barry and Luna to cuddle with. However, you recently couldn’t sleep without her around, and the next best thing you had was the scent on her clothes.

So, when she came back, you’d changed your attire, one of her hoodies on your body as you snored away hugging Luna as she slept beside you. Barry was half awake head butting Rhea’s leg as she looked down at the sight in front of her.

You honestly thought you’d be awake before she came back, but clearly you’d managed to over sleep every natural alarm clock in your body and proceeded to sleep later than usual.

She’s showered at the gym, so she couldn’t possibly pass up the opportunity to get back into bed with you. She barely managed to get in before you stirred awake, hand coming up to rub some of the tiredness out of you eyes.

“If you wanted to take my clothes you could have just said, I wouldn’t have minded.” Her voice was really soft, a small sign escaping her lips once she was situated and cuddles close to you.

You froze a bit before accepting your fate, it didn’t even process quick enough that she was indeed back and indeed laying on top of you again before she spoke up again.

“I knew it was you.”

You giggled a bit, playing with the ends of her short hair, running your hands through it.

“Well it wouldn’t have been Barry, would it?”

She laughed and the both of you watched Barry jump onto the bed after hearing his name. Both of the dogs cuddling clothes to the two of you, a cosy and mellow atmosphere falling in the room.

THE END

[terror-triplets-on-top]

Jey: We all have our demons. Jey, grabbing Rhea: This one’s mine.