#incorrect wolf 359

[podcastgalore]

Minkowski- Eiffel if we get out of this alive I will kill you

Eiffel- so what’s my incentive to live?

[dysfunctionalcreature]

if anyone's ever wondered why I ship Heiffel so hard, it's because on my first listen-thru, years and years ago, I got to this scene in episode 15 What's Up Doc? and I legitimately believed (for like however many minutes it took Hilbert to actually explain the Decima thing) with all of my heart and soul that Hilbert stopped Minkowski cause he was secretly in love with Eiffel and Minkowski had figured it out and that's why she thought threatening to kill Eiffel would work

[fos-tis-zois]

Osamu: I can believe you publicly murdered the queen but I draw the line at freestyle jazz! Suna: You can believe that i publicly murdered the queen?!

[tears0f0ri0n]

WELCOME TOO W359 INCORRECT QUOTES

**Hilbert:** Where’s my chair?

**Hera:** Minkowski broke it over Eiffel’s back while they were wrestling.

**Eiffel:** Correction, Minkowski was wrestling. *I* was eating soup.

**Minkowski:** I'm bored.

**Hera:** Wanna commit first degree murder?

**Minkowski:** Sure!

**Eiffel, hearing them:** No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Hilbert down!!

**Minkowski:** For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

**Eiffel, Hilbert, & Hera:** Okay.

**Minkowski:** If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

**Eiffel:** Bold of you to assume I have money.

**Hilbert:** Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

**Hera:** Bold of you to assume I can die.

**Hera:** You know you can die from that, right?

**Eiffel:** *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.

**Hilbert:** *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up.

**Minkowski:** *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

[what-life-is-really-like]

Minkowski: I heard an interesting rumor today.

Eiffel: Only one? I started at least twelve.

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

Kaoru: I would like to point out, again, that neither of you are wearing your safety goggles. Teru: Those are for nerds. Tsubasa: Yeah. Nerds. Kaoru: They're important if you want to have nerdy things like eyes.

[petrichorandarson]

Kaz: Now, if there isn’t anything else…

Nina: my mother just died!

Kaz: …excuse me?

Nina: um. my… very dear mother just died. tragically.

Kaz: Nina, we all know you don’t talk to your mother.

Jesper: my mother just died?

Kaz: no, Jesper.

[fla5hbin]

Minffel incorrect quotes

Minkowski: I'm moron-sexual.

Eiffel: I think we lost our last tube of toothpaste...ok I lost it.

Minkowski, already undressing: Eiffel, you're so fucking stupid...

[tiny-feral-arachnid-man]

On this morning's episode of Rotating Wolf 359 In My Brain™️, some incorrect quotes!

Minkowski: What the fuck.

Eiffel: Why don't you ever say 'good morning' to me anymore? :,(

Minkowski: Because you always do something that makes me say 'what the fuck' before I can do that. Why is the kitchen on fire??

Hera: ...we made pancakes? 🥺👉👈

[tomixslefttoe]

The Hero: Um...what would Jaania say if she were here right now?

The Hero, mimicking Jaania: “Hero! I know minimal information about the situation or its context, but I am ready to place all the blame squarely on your shoulders.”

[emmikay]

Alonzo: On Tuesday we'll be having another chess tournament.

Victoria: Given Misto’s uninterrupted fifty-three-week winning streak, he has agreed to play blindfolded and without rooks, bishops, or queens.

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

~attempting to stall Victor~

Victor: Now if there isn't anything else-

Nina: My mother just died!

Victor: ...excuse me?

Nina: Um...my...very dear mother just died. Tragically.

Victor: Miss Martin, we all know your mother died a long time ago.

Alfie: My mother just died?

Victor: No, Alfie.

[captain-lovelace]

People are bribing others to vote for Glenn so in the spirit of fairness, send me proof of having voted Lovelace and I will send you a picture of my guppies and/or my cat!

Sexiest Podcast Character — Scripted Champion vs Unscripted Champion

[stinky-fuck-swag]

Aaand here's the brackets!

Wacky ass formatting, i know- Matchups under the cut, polls will be starting soon!

(note: i know nothing about like. 80% of these characters. if their names or where theyre from is incorrect, just lmk cuz i have NOO IDEAA) also i am fully aware of every mistake made in this bracket. whoops

BRACKET A, SIDE A

Henry Oak (Dungeons and Daddies) VS Normal Oak (Dungeons and Daddies season 2

Zora Salazar (Epithet Erased) VS Stink (Epithet Erased)

Anders (Dragon Age) VS Isabela (Dragon Age)

Deandra the new girl (Most Popular Girls in School) VS Peach (real life)

Randy Jade (Dialtown) VS Phonegingi (Dialtown)

Stunky (Pokemon) VS Stinkeye (Yo-kai Watch)

Reigen Arataka (Mob Psycho 100) VS Dimple (Mob Psycho 100)

Moonbeam McSwine (Li'l Abner) VS Marc Spector (Marvel Comics)

Link (BOTW) VS Lt. Columbo (Columbo)

Yoda (Star Wars) VS Shaggy (Scooby Doo)

Dob the Half Orc Bard (Oxventure Dungeons and Dragons) VS Caleb Widogast (Critical Role campaign 2)

Shinjiro Aragaki (Persona 3) VS Ryuji Sakamoto (Persona 5)

Gyro Zepelli (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure) VS Guido Mista (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Tokkori (Kirby right back at ya) VS Jotaro Kujo (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Elon Musk (real life. sadly) VS Berdly (Deltarune)

Spamton G. Spamton (Deltarune) VS Susie (Deltarune)

BRACKET A, SIDE B

The Great Mighty Poo (Conker) VS The Poop Smith (Homestar Runner)

Michael Afton (Five Nights at Freddy’s) VS Springtrap (Five Nights at Freddy’s)

Manjoume Jun/Chazz Princeton (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX) VS Datz Are'bal (Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice)

Aragorn (Lord of the Rings) VS Humans in general (Star Trek)

Captain Rockhopper (Club Penguin) VS King Micah of Bright Moon (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

Frank Gallagher (Shameless) VS Remus Sanders (Sanders Sides)

The Riddler (Batman: Arkham Knight) VS Power (Chainsaw Man)

Charlie Kelly (It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia) VS Every Dog (real life)

c!Technoblade (Dream SMP) VS c!Wilbur Soot (Dream SMP)

Harrier Du Bois (Disco Elysium) VS Bruno Madrigal (Encanto)

Submitters Brother (real life) VS Prosperity Redding (The Dreadful Tale of Prosper Redding)

Izutsumi (Dungeon Meshi) VS Goobleck (Just Roll With It)

Enoch O'Connor (Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children) VS Smores (real life)

Lady Macbeth (Macbeth) VS Erik (The Phantom of the Opera (Andrew Lloyd Webber musical & movie))

The Voters (Tumblr) VS Equius Zahhak (Homestuck)

Rotten Apple (Showvember) VS Loki (real life)

BRACKET B, SIDE A

Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes) VS Smudge (Cascão) (Monica’s Team (Turma da Monica))

Oscar the Grouch (Sesame Street) VS Stinky Pete (Toy Story 2)

Toko Fukawa (Danganronpa) VS L (Death Note)

Stink Bomb (Skylanders: SWAP Force) VS Slugcat (Rain World)

Thorfinn (Vinland Saga) VS Vice (Kamen Rider Revice)

Dr. Iceberg (SCP Foundation) VS Dr. Alto Clef (SCP Foundation)

Ash Ketchum (Pokemon) VS Doug Eiffel (Wolf 359)

Estinien Wyrmblood (Final Fantasy XIV) VS Alphinaud Leveilleur (Final Fantasy XIV)

Raphael Hamato (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) VS Gobber (How To Train Your Dragon)

Keaton (Fire Emblem Fates) VS Sniper (Team Fortress 2)

Bill Lenz (Black Christmas 1974) VS Stinkor (Masters of the Universe)

The Sewer Urchin (The Tick (1994 Animated Series)) VS Macaque (Lego Monkie Kid)

Barfbat (Ward (Parahumans series)) VS Kevin (Synthesizer V)

Yellowfang (Warrior Cats) VS Big Mac (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

Heppokomaru (Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo) VS Captain 3 (Splatoon 3)

Buttercup (Powerpuff Girls) VS Linus (Stardew Valley)

BRACKET B, SIDE B

Jeong-Jeong (Avatar: The Last Airbender) VS Pigpen (Peanuts)

Beelzebub (Good Omens) VS Stinkfly (Ben 10)C

Hiravias (Pillars of Eternity) VS Chell (Portal)

Murdoc Niccals (Gorillaz) VS Bacterian (Dragon Ball)

Captain K'nuckles (The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack) VS Kimchi (Chowder)

Stinky (Moomins) VS Stinky (Animal Crossing)

Mitchell Shephard (Hunt Down the Freeman) VS Melly Plinius (Identity V)

Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece) VS Yato (Noragami)

THAT FUCKING THING IN YOUR BANNER (my banner lol) VS Harold (Fallout 1, 2, and 3)

Barik of the Stone Shields (Tyranny) VS Samuel Gladiator (Yandere High School (minecraft roleplay))

John Hart (Torchwood) VS Orochimaru (Naruto)

Dung Defender/Ogrim (Hollow Knight) VS Zane (Borderlands)

Pumbaa (The Lion King) VS Enki (Fear and Hunger)

Goro Majima (Yakuza) VS Sandalphon (Granblue Fantasy)

Finn Mertins (Farmworld) (Adventure Time) VS John Doe (John Doe / John Doe+)

Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls) VS Ed Sheeran (ginger people fandom)

[what-life-is-really-like]

[During Mission Mishaps - A Little Night Music] Eiffel: *ranting about Canon in D* Minkowski: I'd say that the pressure's finally gotten to Eiffel, but what pressure?

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

[Sleepover at Jun's place...] Jun: You really got to work on your bedside manner though, Natsuki. Natsuki: Beside manner is like anaesthetic, it just gets in the way of what needs to be done.