#incorrect vast error quotes

[starboundmagician]

and now, all my vast error OCs poorly yet accurately summarized through incorrect quotes

The_Principal: Remember the plan Zephyr- Zephyr: fuck t♄e plan! I am t♄e plan! The_Principal: All-mother give my strength

Zarock: >(IF YOU EVER DISRESPECT ME AGAIN I WILL EAT YOUR SHOWER CURTAINS MATE) Generic Raver #213: I… Have glass d00rs? Zarock: >(WELL CRUNCHITY MUNCHITY THEN BITCH, DO YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA STOP ME???)

Malmar *on his 15th can of coffee*: +Business casual? When has business ever been casual?+O

Vivian: i guess im just too toug}{ to cry. Zephyr: vivy lazt nig♄t i zaw you crying over zlit♄er beaztz Vivian *tearing up*: but t}{ey don't }{ave any arms!!!!!

Necron: † The idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. There's a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 Hour Sleep and as soon as I saw it I immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 Hour Energy together for a 1 hour nap. † Hexera: mix nyquil and dayquil ⸸o crea⸸e quil. Oricka: what does quil do? :confusion: Hexera: all ⸸he ⸸ime. all ⸸he ⸸ime. forevermore fool.

Kassey: What d()es a skelet()n call his cl()sest h()mie? Kassey: His verteBRUH! Oricka: Is that because homies always have each others backs? :haha: Kassey: Y()u. I like y()u.

Vevera *walking up to investigate at a dead body*: (Tick) Ok first of all, big mood. (Tock)

The_Principal: For whatever reason, you suddenly gain godlike powers of control over the universe. What's the first thing you do? 4 sweep old Pomcee: }II straiight up get riid of all carbon{ The_Principal: ...Carbon. the chemical element upon which all lifeforms are based? 4 sweep old Pomcee: }that's the biitch{

Sabine: [-o-] THE SOAR BEAST HAS LEFT THE NEST Mahiri: ZZzt roger that. alerting the agents over. ZZzt Sabine: [--o] CAN YOU NOT

Sestro: ∞Thanks to Duolingo I can ask people if they are a horse but can't tell people what my name is in French. Zazire: 🜂sk me if i'm 🜂 fucking horse i d🜂re you. Sestro: ∞Tu es un cheval? Zazire: n🜂y. Sestro: ∞... Oh you AllMotherFUCKER!

Marady: ♆e're friends, right? Sova: (...Normally, I'd say yes, without hesitation. But I feel like this is heading somewhere. and I'm not sure I like where) Marady: Okay because ♆hat I'm bout do is gonna test that.

[katiebug586]

DISMAS: The weird little girl to str/\nge m/\n pipeline///

JENTHA: t t this is so u unrelatable

JENTHA: im g g going to talk to my t t therapist

JENTHA: a a about how much i d dont relate to t this

DISMAS: Ok/\y///

DISMAS: Do you need something or///

MURRIT: >([dey didnt #av t#e basket robenz mint ice cream at #eebers so i #ad ta get ben10 jerries n itz ok i guess but itz kinda awful]

MURRIT: >([itz like itz not mint c#ocolate c#ip but itz also not toot#paste flavured, itz sume not#in else]

DISMAS: c/\n /\nyone he/\r me///

DISMAS: where /\m i///

[gay-homophobic-lawyer-show]

Ally: Fascinating!

Ally: See?! I’m plenty charitable! I'm slobbering philanthropy all over your gaudy steel-toed boots!

Georgia: That's weird…

Renee: I’ve heard weirder. That doesn't even break my top 12 list of Ally strangerisms.

Billy: Ditto.

Richard: It appears we have simultaneously progressed and regressed so far back that we've lost our flair for the hyperbolic.

[tricksterchalcedony]

[anthony-ant-14]

Not this person making incorrect quotes for the NAUGHT FATHER HIMSELF (I think this is very funny)

“And yes, you will die – but probably not until everyone you know is already dead, too. Your parents, your friends, your pets… each death leaving a small but irreparable scar on your not-yet-still, still-beating heart. The living tell the dying not to leave, and the dying do not listen. The dying tell us not to be sad for them, and we do not listen. The dialogue between the living and the dead is full of misunderstanding and silence.”

— Gaiaeon

[theenterprisemac]

AI - LLMs and Applications to the Law

I just want to highlight a specific set of quotes from this blog post:

With LLM for legal documents, law firms can process vast amounts of information efficiently and with greater accuracy, reducing human error while ensuring compliance with regulations. 

Next:

Attorneys and lawyers can use LLMs to stay current on developments, improve compliance, and deliver well-informed legal advice. However, despite their accuracy, validation protocols remain essential to avoid any oversights in their research outputs.

And:

While LLMs focus on locating existing data, human oversight remains crucial to confirm the accuracy and ensure no detail is missed, especially when handling high-stakes documents in corporate law

Finally:

However, as with any new technology, law firms must approach the use of LLMs with a clear understanding of the potential challenges, such as privacy concerns, intellectual property issues, and the risk of inaccuracies. It’s crucial to start experimenting with LLMs now, testing their capabilities through use cases relevant to the firm’s legal needs. 

Can I just say that this is shocking! LLMs have dismal ratings for accuracy, and without spending significant time checking what they do you run an above average chance of serious errors in what they put out.

Here is an article that discusses this very issue. I will draw your attention to a single quote:

In a new preprint study by Stanford RegLab and Institute for Human-Centered AI researchers, we demonstrate that legal hallucinations are pervasive and disturbing: hallucination rates range from 69% to 88% in response to specific legal queries for state-of-the-art language models. Moreover, these models often lack self-awareness about their errors and tend to reinforce incorrect legal assumptions and beliefs. These findings raise significant concerns about the reliability of LLMs in legal contexts, underscoring the importance of careful, supervised integration of these AI technologies into legal practice.

Now let me ask you this: would you want to trust your legal well being to something that has mistake rates between 69 and 88%?

AI as with so many technologies before is another case where we as human beings run before we can walk and we end up in trouble. Just think about the issues of privacy and security we see on the web today–those are the same issues and concerns as when the internet was just getting started. We move too fast for our own good and create these horrendous compounding issues.

Technology is great, but this I think is an example of "just because you can, doesn't mean you should".

[vast-error-but-incorrect]

dismas: oh my GOD! E/\T SOME FRUIT! E/\T /\ FUCKING VEGET/\BLE! YOU GET DIZZY E\/ERY TIME YOU ST/\ND UP!! YOU SEE LITER/\L ST/\RS! DRINK SOME W/\TER!!! SELF C/\RE!!! STOP E/\TING SWEET SHIT SO HELP ME- *continues* murrit: *standing there smirking*

[teal-screams-about-vast-error]

Laivan: You deserve comfort Arcjec-

Arcjec: XDXD Why would you say that to me? XDXD

[st4rm4ns-f0rt]

NECRON: † You often use humor to deflect trauma. † ORICKA: thank you :clap: NECRON: †† I didn't say that was a good thing.  †† ORICKA: what im hearing is you think im funny :crylaughing:

[incorrect-vasterror]

Arcjec: XDXD I hate my fucking matesprit what is wrong with her. XDXD

Arcjec: XDXD I wore a pair of her pants by accident because I thought they were mine since they’re identical and she took all my fucking clothes. XDXD

[amporasedits-deactivated]

VAST ERROR INCORRECT QUOTES

-- existereOracle [EO] began trolling animatedHumorist [AH] --

Ellsee: HΣy, why doΣs Taz call you babygirl¿¿

Arcjec: XDXD I don't know, why does she call YOU babygirl? XDXD

Ellsee: How about wΣ stop talking for a littlΣ whilΣ.

Arcjec: XDXD That's what I thought. XDXD

Ellsee: You still didn't answΣr my quΣstion¡¡

-- animatedHumorist [AH] gave up on trolling existereOracle [EO] --

@fernsehgerat Here you go!

[gammaray-burst]

Albion: *is*this*orange*or*yellow*.

Albion: *its*yellow*you*are*all*wrong*i*have*decided*just*now*

Sova: (hey op, what does this say?)

Albion: *nice*try*but*i'm*not*colorblind*it*says*71*

Sova:

Laivan: Am i tripping- Is that not 71-

Serpaz: youre slightly colorblind, that is 74 and the color of the car is orange!!!

Laivan:

Occeus: It's .o.range.

Taz: ~i+'s li+erally 71~

Arcjec: XDXD Bestie it's 74. XDXD

Taz:

Arcjec:

Dismas: Y'/\ll it cle/\rly fucking s/\ys 21 ///

Calder: Where are you getting that from?

Ellsee: BabΣs it's 81 what arΣ yall sΣΣing.

Jentha: its 74 b bestie you m might be c c colorblind

Murrit: >([ellsee can see s#rimp colors]

[katiebug586]

ARCJEC: XDXD A lot of people have asked me to explain the whole "stock market" thing to them, and I'll explain it, and they'll be like "I still don't get it," XDXD

ARCJEC: XDXD and I just wanna, like, make it clear: The problem isn't you. XDXD

ARCJEC: XDXD The problem is that you're trying to use your smart rational troll brain to understand something which is, on a fundamental level, deeply irrational and incredibly fucking stupid. XDXD

ARCJEC: "~Arcjec +his s+ill doesn'+ make any sense.~" XDXD Yes. XDXD

[mothmansystem]

Albion: *Shes*a*little*bastard*

Albion: *Bastard*seems*to*his*type*

Murrit: >([wats my type]

Albion: *Edgy*

Albion: *no*

Albion: *cowboy*

[foxgirlchainsaw]

this is it. it's their dynamic.

[teal-screams-about-vast-error]

Accurate

Arcjec: We missed you, Calder.

Calder: Missed me? What, did you throw something at me?