#incorrect ua

[eraserheadswatching]

izuku and aizawa qoutes part 7!!

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izuku drugged up in the hospital : hehe

aizawa sitting in a chair next to him : what you laughing at bud?

izuku giggling : the lady in the corner!

aizawa now pale looking at the corner :wha... WHAT LADY IN THE CORNER?! AINT NO FUCKINF LADY IN HERE!

Nana Shimura : UGH rude! wtf man!

izuku giggling : ikr nans! so rude

aizawa pale :IZUKU WHAT FUCKING LADY? WHO YOH TALKING TO?!

izuku : da shush! your gonna wake the TV up!

aizawa done as fuck : I can't with you.

izuku : me too!

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izuku sleep deprived and running on 3 hours of sleep and coffee for the last 2 weeks staring at present mic :

the teachers : you good bruh? is he good aizawa?

aizawa : nope.

izuku : is your hair like that because you wanna be taller or because your a pussy?

aizawa spitting out his coffee laughing :PFFTT

The teachers laughing : OMFG KID? MIDORIYA HAHAHA NO! NO!

Mic in shock :.... what the fuck?

izuku glaring : you pussy.

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aizawa watching izuku stare at the wall for over an hour not moving or blinking by the looks of it :

... you good buddy?

izuku : the walls talking shit.

aizawa : okay time for bed kid common

izuku : they just said that your a bitch I'm gonna kill em.

aizawa pale : okay kiddo bed time.

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izuku shooting out of his chair one day during home room freaking out everyone

aizawa : what you good?

izuku : Im gonna to faint good night

class 1-a : what wha?

izuku drops to the floor

class 1-a : Oh OH FUCK MIDORIYA?!

aizawa : well at least he gave a warning....

[mocksterling]

Heroics Teacher Deku: What’s up? I’m back. His Student: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead Heroics Teacher Deku: Death is a social construct.

[poppy5991]

All Might: Plus Ultra!

Bakugo: What does that even mean?

Nezu: Nobody knows what it means, but it’s provocative!

Nezu: It gets the people going!

[myheroahhhhhhhhhhhh]

Aizawa waking in his and Yamadas room with all of class A and B in their room: What the fuck is going on here!?

Them: Sleepover ❤️

[yamraihasgirlfriend]

Denki: Don't worry, I got a plan. Sero: Alright. Denki: TraitorSayWhat? Aoyama: Excuse-moi? Denki: What? Sero: ... Denki: ... Denki: No wait-

[dogwaterdish]

Mic: Why would anyone hate All Might?

Aizawa: Maybe because they met him?

[totally-just-a-normal-person]

mha incorrect quote #30

uraraka: deku isn’t answering his phone bakugo: i’ll call uraraka: iida and i have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- deku: hello?

[vacantseance]

Tape 5 of 5

[silversynaesthesia]

Present Mic: Two of the kids are showering in their pyjamas, and most of All Mights ties are in the toilet. Just as like, an update on where things are at

Aizawa, who just got back from a mission:

[genie-made-of-clouds]

Shouta: Hizashi needs to start telling me when he's bringing people over. I walked out of the bedroom wearing a 'Say Hey if You're Gay' t-shirt, and pink sweatpants.

Shouta: all of my coworkers where in the room.

Shouta: all of them.

Shouta: they saw.

[gigglingcloud]

Shoto : she was realy mad man..

Izuku : it's okey sho mothers do that sometimes

Shoto : cook their children's face?

Izuku : God, no they don't

[channelrat]

waiting 4 poll results currently but

[poppy5991]

All Might: I AM HERE!

Class 1B: …

Kendo: Wrong room.

All Might: Ahhh not again

[mha-vilain-au]

Tenya: Why did you give Toga a knife?!

Ochaco: She told me she felt unsafe after the villains attack!

Tenya: Now I feel unsafe!

Ochaco: I'm sorry.

Ochaco: Would you like a knife?

[beardedbailiff]

BNHA INCORRECT QUOTES

Kaminari: *holding the camera up such that it captures both Kaminari and Todoroki in frame* In today’s episode of Todoroki’s Conspiracy Corner -

Todoroki: The dorms are haunted.

Kaminari: Apparently! And we’re here today, ready to hunt and capture us some evidence. Check it out guys, we have the entire suite of equipment ready. *camera pans to table in front of them, an entire spread of ghost hunting equipment ready* Todoroki, care to share with the world how we got the funding for said equipment?

Todoroki: Thanks for your credit card, dad!

Kaminari: And there we have it. Anyway! It’s 3 in the morning. The witching hour. And we have -

*twin screams from Kami and Todo*

*We see a tall figure emerge from the toilet. Long hair over it’s pale face, drenched and dripping*

Shinsou: *playing along; in a spooky voice* the souls of the departed ~

Todoroki: Oh, it’s only Shinsou.

Kaminari: *disgruntled mumbling* Might as well be a ghost.

Shinsou: :)

[incorrect-fanfiction-quotes]

Midnight, after being locked in the staff room at UA with the rest of the teachers all day, so everyone could do their paperwork: WHOOOOOOOO! NO MORE WORK FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!

Vlad King: You do remember we still have classes to teach.

Present Mic: No we don’t; I never want to step foot into this building again.

All Might: I think, I think I might just lie down here, and close my eyes…