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The other ships will be looking to us, to the Jackdaw, to lead. And what will they see?! Frightened bilgerats aboard a derelict ship? No, they will see free men and freedom! And what the enemy will see is the flash of our cannons! The will hear the ringing of our swords and they will know what we can do! By the sweat of our brow and the strength of our backs and the courage in our hearts! Gentlemen, hoist the colours.

Rogue

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You're the least supportive pretend girlfriend I've ever had.

Hamlet @ Ophelia

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Keldan: You're the reason I drink.

Maria: You're the reason I limp.

Keldan: Touché Bloodheart, touché.

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I'm Limpin Here!

Maria @ Keldan

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Can I make a suggestion that doesn’t involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd?

Dancer, to Keldan and Lux

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I looked at his face and saw me. That look in his eyes, the despair. I had it. Back before I became a Pirate. Just a lost little boy who didn’t matter and didn’t think he ever would. A little boy who cried himself to sleep at night ‘cause he wanted his parents so bad and could never understand why they gave him up.

Keldan, about Erwan

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Keldan: Aren't you... A damsel in distress?

Gisel: I'm a damsel, I'm in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day.

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Erwan: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years. You could get hurt again.

Rogue: First, it wasn't 25 years — it was 27 years. And second, she had a very good reason.

Erwan: Which was...?

Rogue: [pause] I dunno. I... guess... I was just a horrible daughter and no mother would want me.

Erwan: Oh, Honey, come on. You're a sweet, kind, loving woman. I'm sure you were a wonderful daughter!

Rogue, tearing up: Then why did she leave me?

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Will you be my valentine?.....that was a rhetorical question. You don't have a choice, we're a couple.

Lux @ Dancer

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Keldan: How long are you gonna be mad at me for?

Oda: Ten minutes.

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Lux: takes a deep breath I lo-

Entire Party: Yes, you love your princess. We know, you love your princess so much. She's the light of your life. You love her so much. You just love your princess, we KNOW, you love your princess you fucking love your princess. Ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE YOUR PRINCESS. WE GET IT.

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Hello~ have you heard of our lord and saviour - MY AXE IN YOUR FACE!

Lux

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Keldan: All this for me? And here I didn't get Charmer anything.

Oda: Get him a fruit basket, I hear everyone loves those.

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Charmer: In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap.

Keldan: You can't trap justice. It's an idea, a belief!

Charmer: Even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time.

Keldan: Justice is a non-corrosive metal.

Charmer: But metals can be melted by the heat of revenge!

Keldan: It's revenge, and it's best served cold!

Charmer: But it can be easily reheated in the microwave of evil!

Keldan: Well I think your warranty's about to expire!

Charmer: Maybe I got an extended warranty!

Keldan: Warranties are invalid if you don't use the product for its intended purpose!

Oda: Uuugh! Girls, girls! You're both pretty! Can I go home now?

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Dear diary: my teen angst bullshit now has a body count.

Rogue

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Hamlet: You know, you say... you say people are phony here, but I think people come here to re-invent themselves. That's why I think you're here. To reinvent yourself.

Ophelia: Why would I mess with perfection?