#incorrect thiam

[facingreailitysgravity]

[slimeyslimeyballsack]

[purplemoon-28]

* Liam, staring at Theo intensely *

Liam: Yeah, no, you're too hot to be called Ted.

Theo: What?

Liam: What?

[hiseyebrowsaregone]

Liam: Me when my boyfriend is asleep: Quiet, mutes phone volume, uses phone screen as a light so I don't wake him up with the actual lights.

Liam: My boyfriend when I'm sleeping: Watches videos on his phone with the volume ALL THE WAY UP-

[kaftanbezpieczenstwa]

theo: [carrying all the groceries on both arms]

liam: [reaches out to help]

theo: [switches the groceries to one arm to hold liam's hand]

liam: that's not what I- okay.

[realmscupcake]

Isaac: Are you gonna finally ask Derek on a date?

Stiles: Wha- what? Pfff, I do not like him like that!

Isaac: Yeah, sure.

Stiles: Are you gonna finally ask Scott on a date?

Isaac: Wha- what? Pfff, I do not like him like that!

Stiles: Yeah, sure.

Liam: Guys, denial is a river in Egypt. You *points at Stiles* like Derek, and you *points at Isaac* like Scott. Get over it guys, and ask them on a date.

Stiles & Isaac: Are you gonna finally ask Theo on a date?

Liam: Wha- what? Pfff, I do not like him like that!

Found this 👆 on Pinterest and i needed Stiles and Derek in it 🤷‍♀️✨️

[missing-thiam]

[gwendolynnderolo]

liam: *says the absolute dumbest shit imaginable*

theo: god, he’s so stupid. i can’t believe i’m going to fuck him.

scott: …i mean, you don’t have to.

theo: no, i’m gonna.

[huangsecret]

Isaac: you're my friend, but I'd totally let you fuck me if you asked.

Scott: what?

Isaac: what?

Stiles, not looking up from his laptop: he said he'd let you fuck him if you asked.

[azraphels]

Stiles: From now on we will be using code names.

Stiles: You can address me as Eagle One.

Stiles: Malia is “been there done that”.

Stiles: Lydia is “currently doing that”.

Stiles: Derek is “it happened once in a dream”.

Stiles: Scott is “if I had to pick a dude”.

Stiles: And Theo is...

Stiles: Eagle Two

Theo: Oh thank God

[sleep-deprived-teenwolf-addict]

the dread doctors: *create a chimera of death whose manipulative skills are beyond human and whose coldheartedness will forever make him indifferent to everyone and everything*

the dread doctors: there is no way our creation will ever know what emotions feel like

liam: *breathes*

the dread doctors: well shi—

[facingreailitysgravity]

[slimeyslimeyballsack]

[mxflora]

[hiseyebrowsaregone]

Liam: Hey, Theo. Made anyone cry today?

Theo: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.

[imaginationismykingdom]

Liam: Time for plan G.

Lydia: Don't you mean plan B?

Stiles: No we tried plan B a while ago. I had to skip plan C because of technical difficulties.

Lydia: What happened to plan D?

Stiles: Plan D was the desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Lydia: Well what about plans E and F?

Liam: Plan F was a failure and I'd hoped not to use plan E. Theo dies in plan E.

Malia: *raises hand* I like plan E.

Theo: I'm standing like right here you know?