#incorrect tanosuke

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Tanjiro: Today I am taking an uninterrupted shower. No more stopping because we ran out of hot water or the fire alarm goes off or someone lets an opossum into the house.

Inosuke: I let a raccoon into the house, the possum was his loser friend.

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Inosuke: Gonpachiro said if I didn't have anything nice to say, I shouldn't say anything at all.

Inosuke: But Gonpachiro's not here and you're a PIECE OF SHIT-

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Tanjiro: Apparently some people think my boyfriend is a little scary.

Zenitsu: A little??

[screaming and Inosuke laughing manically in the distance]

Zenitsu: Some people??

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[Inosuke creeping up behind Tanjiro to attack him]

Tanjiro, loudly: Oh wow, I sure hope no one's planning to attack me when I was just about to make cookies!

Inosuke:

Inosuke: With chocolate?

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Zenitsu to Inosuke about Tanjiro: What is a rival if not a crush you're mad about having?

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[after Natagumo Mountain]

Tanjiro: Maybe the real treasure was the strengthening of our friendship.

Inosuke: No, I wanted to kill the demon.

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Tanjiro: Why did you put syrup on the shopping list?

Inosuke: Because I like syrup.

Tanjiro: Yeah, but now it's all sticky...

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Tanjiro: I don't think we could come up with a crazier plan.

Inosuke: We could attack them with hummus.

Tanjiro: I stand corrected.

Inosuke: Just keeping things in perspective.

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Inosuke: Gonpachiro and I are so close, we even share a toothbrush.

Tanjiro: We what?!

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Inosuke: Do you wanna see something awesome?

Tanjiro: Sure!

Inosuke, gesturing to himself: Voilà!

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Inosuke: Why do people think I don't like you? I would kill for you!

Inosuke: Ask me to kill for you.

Tanjiro: Okay calm down-

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Tanjiro, whispering: Soft reminder that I'm thankful for you every day.

Inosuke: LOUD REMINDER THAT I WOULD HANG THE FUCKING STARS FOR YOU!

Tanjiro:

Inosuke: I LOVE YOU!

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Inosuke: Come on, how many times do I have to apologize?!

Tanjiro: Just once.

Inosuke: No.