#incorrect straker

[whenstarkerwillbecanon]

Peter to his tutor: I need phD asap

Tony, the tutor™: ...

Peter: By phD I mean Pretty Huge Dick. Preferably yours ;)

Tony: Parker—

[kusochek-serdsa]

Peter: Mister Stark... I'm so cold, maybe...

Tony: Friday, turn on his suit heating

Natasha: FRidaY, tuRn On HiS uNdErSTanDiNg oF HiNTs

[darcylindbergh]

There you have it all in a nutshell, Watson, and if you can give me any light I shall be infinitely obliged to you.” 

I had listened with the greatest interest to the statement which Holmes, with characteristic clearness, had laid before me. Though most of the facts were familiar to me, I had not sufficiently appreciated their relative importance, nor their connection to each other. 

“Is in not possible,” I suggested, “that the incised wound upon Straker may have been caused by his own knife in the convulsive struggles which follow any brain injury?”

just want to point out here that, despite all bumbling Watsons to come after him, Holmes here genuinely want to know what Watson thinks - and Watson doesn’t really hesitate. there’s no, by golly Holmes I couldn’t possibly say! or anything. the conversation goes on, and Holmes clearly considers Watson’s ideas and questions. Holmes is going through the bother of this conversation to begin with because he wants Watson’s opinion. it’s very much more the equal partnership than they have been depicted with in adaptations since. 

even to the extent, in some cases (or most) Holmes ultimately reveals to Watson why his theory is to be dismissed or to be incorrect, he usually uses this revelation as a gentle a-ha! rather than as a rude dismissal. he’s very fond, tbh. 

[whenstarkerwillbecanon]

Natasha: had fun on your "lab" date last night?👀

Peter: i ummm wh- what are you talking about haha of course not, Mr. Stark kept talking and annoying me, it was really bad and boring nothing happened haha you're crazy if you don't believe me

Natasha: Pete, honey, your hickeys are darker than my past, I saw them from a mile away don't hide it

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me:

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Peter, pissed off: God, Mr. Stark, I really can’t stand you anymore!

Tony: Get on your knees then.

Peter: *instant boner*

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Caring Peter picks up his quarterback boyfriend from workout to make love in the backseat

[whenstarkerwillbecanon]

No one:

Peter Parker: I have to seduce Mr.Stark or I will die.

[whenstarkerwillbecanon]

Tony: Damn, kid, I wish I could pull off that outfit

Peter: Go ahead

Tony: What

Peter: What

[whenstarkerwillbecanon]

Peter, trying to flirt: Did you get your clothes on sale? Cuz at my house they’d be 100% off.

Tony, a billionaire™️: Did you just put me and the word “sale” in one sentence?

[whenstarkerwillbecanon]

Tony, at the meeting: fuck that honestly

Peter, without hesitation: *quietly* fuck me honestly

Avengers: whAT-

[kusochek-serdsa]

Peter: My ass smell some problems

Tony: Its me

[kusochek-serdsa]

Tony, in the workshop: Let's go to sleep now, Pete

Peter: Uh-huh...

Tony:

Tony: Your bedroom is in the opposite direction

Peter: Uh-huh...

[whenstarkerwillbecanon]

peter: is it my turn? is it my turn? is it my turn?

tony, nods: yes. go ahead.

peter: *runs up to harley*

peter: mr. stark says it’s my turn to use the brain cell

[whenstarkerwillbecanon]

Ned: Nice top, Peter

Peter: Thanks, mate. I got this fr-

Tony: You got me for free, baby

Peter: *intensively blushes*

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Peter: [lying across table seductively]

Tony: what are you doing

Peter: hey- [table breaks]