#incorrect skyward quotes

[demiboydemon]

I think this post is either going to get really popular or completely flop. I feel like this one has no in between

[marenwithanm]

Removed from any linkverse stuff, here's an alignment chart based on their in-game personalities lol

Edit: NO NO IM SO WRONG MINISH CAP LINK AND SPIRIT TRACKS LINK NEED TO SWAP ROAD WORK AHEAD IS SO PERFECT FOR SPIRIT TRACKS AKDJAKSJSK

Sequel

[arecaceae175]

Nobody:

Me: SKY WEARING HIS COMFY SKYLOFT CLOTHES AND HOLDING A TINY BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Image from @linkeduniverse)

[shadowsageingempress]

Wild: Twi…

Twi: You guys have another wolf question, don’t you?

Sky: Can you blame us? How often do you get to interview a guy who can turn into a wolf! It’s like interviewing a unicorn!

Twi: Fine. Three questions. But nothing about my privates or floor scratching!

Time: Okay. One, can you eat chocolate?

Warriors: Two, do you date humans or other magic wolves?

Winds: Three, can you sense earthquakes before they happen?

Twi: One, yes, but I usually don’t because it’s hard to clean out of my teeth.

Twi, gesturing at his shadow: Two, neither, I’m off the market.

Twi: And three, wolves don’t detect quakes, but sometimes we cause them.

[brunette-eyes-giraffe]

Jorgen: I just want to hear those three magic words

Spensa: I love you.

Jorgen: That's sweet, but try again.

Spensa: Fine. I will behave.

credits: @/ pokedex-holder-pink on Tumblr.

[boysofhyrule]

Groose: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Impa: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.

Groose: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

[legendofmarshie]

Groose: *talking about Ghirahim* But it was gay! Why should I have to apologize? I saw gay, so I said ‘gay’! That ain’t bullying, that’s an astute observation!

[link-is-a-dork]

[offbrand-deltatraveler]

Tulin: THIS is your ancestor? Lmaoooo

[ It’s a video of Groose gettin’ loose ]

Riju: That was a long time ago. Turn that off

[dragonknightcal]

"*happy sigh* It's so nice out here, it makes me want to.... ruin someone's day."

- Ghirahim probably

[mx-legend-of-faye]

A small handful of LoZ/LU characters with things my friends and I have said

Except it’s mostly SS

Demise: I’m gonna curse your soul with a hex so powerful it will shake your entire bloodline

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Sky: On my way to go and kick Demise’s ass

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Wild: But if lethal, why friend shaped? If so deadly, why cuddly?

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Ghirahim: I took a skip, a hop, and a left past insanity and went right into the pit of madness!

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Time: Please don’t be as bad as the literal children I know. Go to sleep boys.

[demiboydemon]

[casiavium]

Link: I am about to enter this sketchy portal and face Demise alone.

I'm no fool, there are only two possible outcomes of this scenario.

Porn or murder

Link, ten minutes later: apparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where I defeat him and he leaves

[argonometra]

Lana: The wheel of time turns, and ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the age that gave it birth comes again. In one age, called the Sky Age by some, an age yet to come, an age long past, a wind rose through the village of Skyloft. The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the wheel of time. But it was a beginning.

[shadowsageingempress]

Ghirahim: Now, I know that this is your first time in a real fight. So don’t worry, I’ll be gentle.

Sky: Oh, don’t worry about me. My girlfriend punches me during sex.

Ghirahim:

Ghirahim: Alright.

[baileyboo2016]

Lanayru: Do crabs think people walk sideways?

Eldin: Lanayru, what the hell.