#incorrect sidemen quotes

[fictionalmenxyn]

Incorrect quotes

mentions: swearing

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*Y/n and the boys are playing among us*

Y/n: this is gunna be good.. *gets killed by Ghost* AHH you TWAT!

Ghost: *smirks under mask*

*the rest laugh at Y/n*

Five games later…

Y/n: how can I BE SO SHIT AT A GAME I SAID WE SHOULD PLAY?! AND WHY AM I NEVER IMPOSTER LIKE COME ON!!

*gets angry and throws phone*

Y/n: all of you keep one eye open tonight besides Rudy he’s nice.. and Price

Ghost: why Price? He’s not playing?

Y/n: exactly and because he’s gunna sit in his office and listen to me rant about this

Gaz: *burst out laughing*

Y/n: *death glares him*

(Was watching Sidemen among us and this came to mind 😂)

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Y/n: go knock the light off Gaz

Gaz: no you

Y/n: your last in bed so you

Gaz: your room so you

Y/n: your closer!

Gaz: your room!

Y/n: your mean!

Gaz: your dyslexic!

Y/n: *blinks shockingly* I can take it a step further and say something about your incident with a helicopter.. but I choose life so touché

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Price: I’m going out so Y/n your in charge

Y/n: Yay! *fist bumps air*

Price: *Looks at Ghost and gives the ‘your in charge’ eyes*

Ghost: *nods*

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Gaz: if you snort ibuprofen does it stop my headache?

Y/n: *blinks*

Y/n: that’s something I would t even ask because even I know that’s stupid and I say some stupid things

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*Ghost sat casually in the break room*

*Y/n walks in*

Y/n: Ghost

Ghost: Y/n?

Y/n: I have an important question

Ghost: what is it?

Y/n: how did the first person know how to milk a cow? Like how did they find out?

Ghost: … you know what how did they do it? That’s not that bad of a question… you’ve definitely asked worse

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Y/n: when I get killed take my phone and through it as far as you can into a lake any lake idc

Gaz: wait what?! What do you mean when?? And also why?!

Y/n: best not to know Gaz.. best not to know

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Have a good day/night

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masterlist for shit

fandoms:

✨HARMONY✨ (PLEASE WATCH/LISTEN I BEG)

Dropout

Dan and Phil

the speedrunning/nuzlockeing/animating group of youtubers

Game Changer/Make Some Noise

general College Humor/Dropout

Epic the Musical

Parkour Civilization/PVP Civilization

Hermitcraft/Life Series/Empires

some other MCYTs

Torchwood

the failing four/mouthfools

The Outsiders

Newsies

the irish lads (youtube)

Deaf West Spring Awakening

American Idiot

Critical Role

The Legend of Vox Machina

The Edge of Sleep

Panic

Doctor Who

The Maze Runner

Illinoise

Challengers

Book of Mormon

Good Omens

West side story (kinda)

Falsettos

Takin' Over the Asylum

Little Shop of Horrors

Mean Girls

Beetlejuice

Critical Role

Tuck Everlasting

A Commercial Jingle For Regina Comet

Psych

Summoning Sylvia

Therm (yter)

Hazbin Hotel (kinda)

the sidemen

certain Shakespeare plays

and many other things

spreading my ray x dodge/derek x tom/silvius x orlando/tony x riff/11th doctor x rory/heinz x wellington/ryan x esposito/troy x glenn/ jackson x leo/man 2 x other man/polykour/percy x vax'ildan propaganda (panic, SMASH, as you like it, west side story, doctor who, broadway whodunit, castle, theater camp, chasing life, ACJFRC, parkour civilization, TLOVM)

if you are a dick i will block you!!!

[sidemenxyn]

Incorrect quotes

Y/n: AHHH

JJ: what?

Y/n: there’s a fucking BEE

JJ:AHGH GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE ROOM QUICK

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*Y/n running for their life*

Simon: why are you running?

Y/n: *too busy running*

*can hear from down the corridor*

JJ: Get back here y/n imma kill you! Stealing my prime!

Simon: *looks at Tobi* that’s why

Tobi&Simon: *laughs*

—

*Y/n, Harry, Tobi and Vik filming SidemenReacts*

Y/n: And into Todays Sidemen Reacts we are watching world’s strangest animals, little did we know Harry is in here

Harry: woah woah watch yourself

*10 seconds later*

Y/n: AHHH

Tobi: Y/n?

Y/n: HE’S TICK- TICKLING ME AHHHA

Vik: oh is Harry in your office

*in the background*

Harry: this is what you get for calling me a strange animal!

Y/n: *crying of laughter*

Tobi: well then.. *laughs*

—

*back to school video*

Ethan: I passed my Science I got a C

Ethan: did you pass any GCSEs’ Y/n?

Y/n: hmmm… coke to think about it. Ah! Actually I did

Simon: what one?

Y/n: RE… actually I think that’s a automatic pass

Sidemen,Phill&Stephen: *laughs*

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*Harry and Y/n hiding in a hide and seek video*

*both whispering*

Harry: ah winbow way, ah winbow way, ah winbow way… heeeeee eeeeeee

Y/n: in the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight

Harry: wait we need to stop

Y/n: why?

Harry: we are too good so it might get copyrighted

Y/n: *quietly laughs*

—

[trashland-llamas]

Sidemen + Troops stuck in an elevator

simon; stuck in an elevator because harry decided to jump.

everyone; fucking mint

simon; freezy and lux have had three panic attacks in 10 minutes.

everyone; fucking mint

simon; george hasn’t said a thing since we got stuck.

everyone; fucking mint

simon; ethan’s being immature and yelling the whole time.

everyone; fucking mint

simon; willne’s just been listening to music and calling his mom

everyone; fucking mint

simon; randolph has to pee so bad he might get a bladder infection

everyone; fucking mint

simon; ksi, tobi and vik are the ones that we’re gonna blame because they're the minority

everyone; fucking mint

. . .

some passerby; men don’t like loud women

ethan; oh like hell we don’t, someone gotta tell the waitress that I ordered mashed taters and sure shit it ain’t gonna be me

. . .

freezy; no. don’t corner it. it’ll bite you, harry. this is why you don’t take boys from guernsey nowhere. you know what? it will seriously bite you. look at (inaudible). harry, get off of it. man, this is—

harry; —its foot’s hurt

freezy; okay. okay, we’ll just let it go. if it’s, if it’s hurt? i told you. listen, if it’s hurt, harry, what do you plan to do with it once you catch it? let’s go to our room. oh we’re right here. thank goodness. yay little elephant looking animal…HARRY

harry; oh my gosh

freezy; get away from that. quit.

. . .

josh; it's springtime at college which means admissions tours

josh; that's the corner I got robbed on

josh to jj; all I'm saying is the sti clinic is free, like go

vikk; she was really getting on my nerves so i sabotaged her admissions file

josh; yea no. 1 school in the country, we're also no. 1 in depression per capita

vikk; you think we're gonna get another lewdness email today? we haven't gotten one in like a month when the guy was streaking in the library.

. . .

teacher; they have full control to write referrals 

jj to vikk; no cheating, give him a referral 

ethan; smoke weed everyday

tobi; he needs a referral

. . .

tobi after missing the trash can 3x: Imma bout to square down with this trash can

*pretends to aggressively kick at it*

. . .

jj; does simon look like a 70s pornstar? 

jj; don't answer that

. . .

freya to talia; 3 more life rules

1; if he came and you didn’t, you fucked him. that’s your bitch now.

2; money’s like a boomerang, it comes and goes. why are you saving it? you can’t spend it when you’re dead

and 3; saturday’s a state of mind, okay? everyday’s a weekend.

. . .

harry; you really came all this way for me? how did you guys even get here so fast?

vikk; several traffic violations

jj; three counts of resisting arrest

simon; roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks

josh; also that’s not our car

. . .

tobi; take me to art museums and make out with me

jj; but they said to not touch the masterpieces

tobi; well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

ethan; this is payne, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again

. . .

manny to tobi; told mom what blorbo means and she said 'ernie from sesame street is my blorbo.'

[adam-lallana]

Harry: Good morning, parental figure !!

Josh, sighing: Good morning, problem child.

[bezhybabe]

Bad influences

JJ:”we’ve been friends so long I can’t remember who’s the bad influence”

Simon: “Harry or you for sure”

Josh: “ I say Harry”

Tobi: “JJ it’s you”

Ethan: “Harry he’s a mad man”

Vik: “ I think we can all agree we are just bad influences on everyone”

Harry: “ nah mate it’s me”

[harmonicshadows]

Tobi: *approaching Ethan's room*

Tobi: I am going to open the door.

(loud screams of rage and the sound of a controller hitting the desk is heard through the door)

Tobi: ...

Tobi: I'm going to keep that door closed.

[incorrect-sidemen-quotes]

Freya: I crave the most innocent parts of a relationship. Like holding hands and forehead kisses and being able to tell someone how much I absolutely adore them.

Josh: and absolutely slaughtering them at Mario Kart.

[incorrect-malfoys]

Draco: Loads of planets have moons but we’ve called our moon the moon

Draco: It’s like calling me the Draco

[ashtons-lemon-tree]

Ashton: …like loads of planets have moons but we’ve called our moon the moon…it’s like calling me the Ashton

Source; Sidemen (Harry)

[boomcrunch]

men side :)

[howhottyisyourbotty]

JJ: wow, The Paul’s really hate us lmao

Simon: yeah, maybe they’re homophobic

JJ: We’re not gay

Simon: we’re not?

[acciostorian]

leo: *waiting on the underground, notices loads of people holding onto the bar above their heads for balance*

leo: put your hands up if i’m good looking

leo: 1..2..3..4..5-

[adam-lallana]

Simon: Have you guys ever kissed?

Harry: No.

Ethan: weeeellll

Josh: You have?

Ethan: You know what- that’s the thing...

Harry: Yeah, we probably have at some point.

[incorrectqsidemen]

Kidnapped

[On the phone]

Kidnapper: We have your son

Josh: I don't have a son

Kidnapper: So who just asked us for chocolate milk and made us cut the crust of his sandwich?

Josh: Oh my God they have Vikk

[harmonicshadows]

Tobi: *looking at the coffee machine* So... Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Vikk: I did. I broke it.

Tobi: No. No, you didn't. Simon?

Simon: Don't look at me! Look at Ethan!

Ethan: What?! I didn't break it!

Simon: Huh, that's weird, how did you even know it was broken?

Ethan: Because it's sitting, broken, right in front of us!!!

Simon: Suspicious...

Ethan: No! It's not!

Harry: Even so, it probably wasn't him. Besides, Josh was the last one to use it.

Josh: You liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Harry: Oh really?! What were you doing next to it earlier then?!

Josh: Getting the damn tea!

Vikk: Hey, let's not fight over it. I broke it. Let me pay for it Tobi.

Tobi: No, I know it wasn't you. Who broke it?!

Ethan: Hey, Tobi, isn't it suspicious how Harry is pinning it on someone else...?

Harry: OH, REALLY?!

Ethan: YES, REALLY!!!

[Sidemen continue to argue while Tobi and Vikk watch]

Tobi: *whispering to Vikk* It was me. I broke it. I just wanted to see how long it would take them to realize it.